GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[kevzilla]

G/C/M has taken over my life.

 

[jplvr]

G/C/M has taken over my life.

Post highlights at :e:. I'm a lazy bastage.

 

[McJose]

I think I'm going to go to Comic Con next year

Some of the get-ups in that slide show are nuts. I imagine bars around this event during afterhours have to be hilarious.

Google "Sioux Sinner" or even "Sioux Sinner Comic Con". When I was married to the first Mr. krista4, I gave him the $$ to start a business selling Art Nouveau art, among other things. He started going to Comic Con (10 years ago) on the theory that these nerds who saved up their money by living in their parents' basements and spending $10K on a comic book would eat up the type of art he dealt in. He now makes a KILLING every year selling at Comic Con, and his bestest friend in the world is Sioux Sinner, whom you'll understand why I mention when you see her.

Crazy-### people. Large part of the reason he's the former Mr. krista4.

This former student of mine (I think he's probably 21 now) posted a pic of himself and I think his GF at Comicon. He's actually a pretty cool kid. Plays guitar in a band. In the Comicon pic he's in costume. I think it is some sort of superhero. Black and blue unitard and what looks like a Batman-type mask.I posted "Which Pokemon are you supposed to be?"

There is something about it that makes normal people crazy and crazy people crazier.I post this one for Homer, this one for probably any guy, and this one for...well, I don't know who.

Oh, found out the kid was supposed to be Night Wing. I think that is like Robin's understudy or something.

 

[General Malaise]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all.

I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many.

What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

 

[Thorn]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all. I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many. What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

Honestly I would say split the difference. I think the story is basically true, but exaggerated. For example, I don't think he really believes his "status" truly keeps her from cheating, but he knows it will really fire up the masses.

 

[Sammy3469]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all. I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many. What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

He's real and he's spectacularI'm still shocked GM is asking if something is real on the Innerwebs.

 

[PeterSam]

this one for probably any guy,

I'd love to hear a hardcore schizophrenic like Gerard de Nerval interpret this scene. "Black KKK members on cocaine desire deathly white women in black."

Warhol would giggle, have a petite orgasm, then take a picture and title it "Black & White" and sell if for 250K.

Marilyn Manson would pretend to rape the girl for three video cameras while wearing shoe polish and a white sheet. The resultant clip would be posted on the net where it'd go viral in hours, eventually finding its way to 4chan where some slobbering anon would title it "Rise of the South." Or more like "Epic Rise of the South."

So much effed up possibility here. Viva Comic Con!

 

[Kendall]

Letter I received today.

I made a phone call and the story is a teacher from another school was banging one of his 18 year old students. I don't see the crime here.

I can't wait until we move to a nicer school district and I can send the boys to public.

Wait, so this volunteer knocked the backend out of an 18-year-old (who does not attend the school) on school property and the school wants you to talk with your kids about it?

 

[Kendall]

I think I'm going to go to Comic Con next year

Some of the get-ups in that slide show are nuts. I imagine bars around this event during afterhours have to be hilarious.

Google "Sioux Sinner" or even "Sioux Sinner Comic Con". When I was married to the first Mr. krista4, I gave him the $$ to start a business selling Art Nouveau art, among other things. He started going to Comic Con (10 years ago) on the theory that these nerds who saved up their money by living in their parents' basements and spending $10K on a comic book would eat up the type of art he dealt in. He now makes a KILLING every year selling at Comic Con, and his bestest friend in the world is Sioux Sinner, whom you'll understand why I mention when you see her.

Crazy-### people. Large part of the reason he's the former Mr. krista4.

Meh to her really. But yeah, definitely a lot of wacked up nut jobs (double entendre intended) at these things. That's why comic con happy hours have to be funny.

 

[Kendall]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all. I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many. What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

Honestly I would say split the difference. I think the story is basically true, but exaggerated. For example, I don't think he really believes his "status" truly keeps her from cheating, but he knows it will really fire up the masses.

This. His first stuff is probably genuine, but by now he knows what gets a reaction here and tweaks his stories just enough to get all the attention he wants.

 

[urbanhack]

uh, biggie?

 

[Josie Maran]

Angry Furley is angry

Link

 

[krista4]

this one for probably any guy,

I'd love to hear a hardcore schizophrenic like Gerard de Nerval interpret this scene. "Black KKK members on cocaine desire deathly white women in black."

Warhol would giggle, have a petite orgasm, then take a picture and title it "Black & White" and sell if for 250K.

Marilyn Manson would pretend to rape the girl for three video cameras while wearing shoe polish and a white sheet. The resultant clip would be posted on the net where it'd go viral in hours, eventually finding its way to 4chan where some slobbering anon would title it "Rise of the South." Or more like "Epic Rise of the South."

So much effed up possibility here. Viva Comic Con!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This stuff happens in all kinds of districts.

A couple of years ago a guy that taught at the most expensive private HS in town (my alma mater) was administering oral exams to a 16 year old off campus.

Pick The Correct Response:A: Oral exams can be tough.

B: **censored**

C: Look at me, I went to the most expensive private HS in town.

D: All of the above

Letter I received today.

I made a phone call and the story is a teacher from another school was banging one of his 18 year old students. I don't see the crime here.

I can't wait until we move to a nicer school district and I can send the boys to public.

Wait, so this volunteer knocked the backend out of an 18-year-old (who does not attend the school) on school property and the school wants you to talk with your kids about it?

Cal, when a girl turns the the magical of age of 18, you can do whatever you want with her. Unless you are her teacher. If you are younger than 18, hell, then fire away son. Maybe wait until you are 13 or so though.I'm a little disappointed that this got zero responses.

 

[Kendall]

This stuff happens in all kinds of districts.

A couple of years ago a guy that taught at the most expensive private HS in town (my alma mater) was administering oral exams to a 16 year old off campus.

Pick The Correct Response:A: Oral exams can be tough.

B: Did she pass?

C: Look at me, I went to the most expensive private HS in town.

D: All of the above

Letter I received today.

I made a phone call and the story is a teacher from another school was banging one of his 18 year old students. I don't see the crime here.

I can't wait until we move to a nicer school district and I can send the boys to public.

Wait, so this volunteer knocked the backend out of an 18-year-old (who does not attend the school) on school property and the school wants you to talk with your kids about it?

Cal, when a girl turns the the magical of age of 18, you can do whatever you want with her. Unless you are her teacher. If you are younger than 18, hell, then fire away son. Maybe wait until you are 13 or so though.I'm a little disappointed that this got zero responses.

Alchohol consumption and good decisions?

 

[Running with scissors]

Hey FB, :finger:

Hold on.

12

3

Just get yourself a FB account, Nancy.

Now that I finally have a FB friend my life is complete.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

This stuff happens in all kinds of districts. A couple of years ago a guy that taught at the most expensive private HS in town (my alma mater) was administering oral exams to a 16 year old off campus.

Pick The Correct Response:A: Oral exams can be tough.B: Did she pass?C: Look at me, I went to the most expensive private HS in town.D: All of the above

*gulp*Write-in: Are they hiring? [/homer]

 

[Sideshow Bob]

I blow the essay question at the end bringing down my overall score. Kendall, guess what the essay part of my life is called.

Bakersfield Private HS Teacher?

 

[Hawks64]

G/C/M has taken over my life.

Post highlights at :e:. I'm a lazy bastage.

Try some of the other links posted or add /archive to the end, makes it soo much easier to find what you are looking for.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

So Saturday night my wife took our 8 year old and his buddy to the roller skating rink so they could spend hours going in circles on their roller blades. The wife takes her school stuff so she can prep for the upcoming year of teaching and I get to stay at home and have a few drinks, look at pron and play xbox/poker. About 2 hours into it she calls me and says that an old guy is hitting on her to the point that she is getting uncomfortable and he isn't taking the "I'm happily married" hints. So the guy starts telling her that he is a civilian worker at the local Coast Guard base and that he is an Engineer. At that point my wife drops the "Oh really, my husband is in the Coast Guard and goes out there all the time." However this guy could care less and still gives her his name and number . My wife was impressed that he was an engineer until I told her that in the military an engineer is a guy that hangs dry wall and fixes ####ter's. I'm now going to spend the next few hours writing an email to the SOB telling him he shouldn't #### where he eats

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Alchohol consumption and good decisions?

*gulp*Write-in: Are they hiring? [/homer]

That may have been taken the wrong way so I fixed it.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I wish I could borrow Bob's brain for a half hour I'm already having writer's block, maybe I should skip the email and just post his name and number on the M4M section of craigslist

It's amazing to me that someone can work around Coast Guard personnel all day and still find it necessary to hit on one of their spouses. Giving your name and phone number out was definitely a classy move.

 

[jplvr]

So Saturday night my wife took our 8 year old and his buddy to the roller skating rink so they could spend hours going in circles on their roller blades. The wife takes her school stuff so she can prep for the upcoming year of teaching and I get to stay at home and have a few drinks, look at pron and play xbox/poker. About 2 hours into it she calls me and says that an old guy is hitting on her to the point that she is getting uncomfortable and he isn't taking the "I'm happily married" hints. So the guy starts telling her that he is a civilian worker at the local Coast Guard base and that he is an Engineer. At that point my wife drops the "Oh really, my husband is in the Coast Guard and goes out there all the time." However this guy could care less and still gives her his name and number . My wife was impressed that he was an engineer until I told her that in the military an engineer is a guy that hangs dry wall and fixes ####ter's. I'm now going to spend the next few hours writing an email to the SOB telling him he shouldn't #### where he eats

This is why there are guns.

 

[YSR]

I wish I could borrow Bob's brain for a half hour I'm already having writer's block, maybe I should skip the email and just post his name and number on the M4M section of craigslist

It's amazing to me that someone can work around Coast Guard personnel all day and still find it necessary to hit on one of their spouses. Giving your name and phone number out was definitely a classy move.

I'm kind of interested to know why an old guy is hanging out at a skating rink.

 

[jplvr]

Joe:

Craigslist: FREE JUSTIN BIEBER TICKETS!!!! CALL "THE DUDE" AT 555-4DOUCHE

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I wish I could borrow Bob's brain for a half hour I'm already having writer's block, maybe I should skip the email and just post his name and number on the M4M section of craigslist

It's amazing to me that someone can work around Coast Guard personnel all day and still find it necessary to hit on one of their spouses. Giving your name and phone number out was definitely a classy move.

I'm kind of interested to know why an old guy is hanging out at a skating rink.

he had his kids there as well

 

[Tremendous Upside]

So Saturday night my wife took our 8 year old and his buddy to the roller skating rink so they could spend hours going in circles on their roller blades. The wife takes her school stuff so she can prep for the upcoming year of teaching and I get to stay at home and have a few drinks, look at pron and play xbox/poker. About 2 hours into it she calls me and says that an old guy is hitting on her to the point that she is getting uncomfortable and he isn't taking the "I'm happily married" hints. So the guy starts telling her that he is a civilian worker at the local Coast Guard base and that he is an Engineer. At that point my wife drops the "Oh really, my husband is in the Coast Guard and goes out there all the time." However this guy could care less and still gives her his name and number . My wife was impressed that he was an engineer until I told her that in the military an engineer is a guy that hangs dry wall and fixes ####ter's. I'm now going to spend the next few hours writing an email to the SOB telling him he shouldn't #### where he eats

This is why there are guns Burmese pythons.

fixed

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

My wife was impressed that he was an engineer until I told her that in the military an engineer is a guy that hangs dry wall and fixes ####ter's.

wasn't Peens a Navy engineer?

 

[Early_10]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all.

I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many.

What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

Honestly I would say split the difference. I think the story is basically true, but exaggerated. For example, I don't think he really believes his "status" truly keeps her from cheating, but he knows it will really fire up the masses.

I agree with this. No way he's genuinely as niave and self righteous as he projects. He is as big an attention whore as he projects.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Mex>hi

How about a simple:

"Care to explain to me why you insisted on giving my wife your name and number despite the fact that she insisted she was married and had no interest?"

Oh and "I'll cut you, mang" should be in there somewhere.

 

[Early_10]

I wish I could borrow Bob's brain for a half hour I'm already having writer's block, maybe I should skip the email and just post his name and number on the M4M section of craigslist

It's amazing to me that someone can work around Coast Guard personnel all day and still find it necessary to hit on one of their spouses. Giving your name and phone number out was definitely a classy move.

Yeah, wait for Bob.

 

[General Malaise]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all. I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many. What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

He's real and he's spectacularI'm still shocked GM is asking if something is real on the Innerwebs.

I want to believe....I just can't. Does everybody just make stuff up on here? Please don't tell me that. You'll ruin my life.

 

[5Rings]

So Saturday night my wife took our 8 year old and his buddy to the roller skating rink so they could spend hours going in circles on their roller blades. The wife takes her school stuff so she can prep for the upcoming year of teaching and I get to stay at home and have a few drinks, look at pron and play xbox/poker. About 2 hours into it she calls me and says that an old guy is hitting on her to the point that she is getting uncomfortable and he isn't taking the "I'm happily married" hints. So the guy starts telling her that he is a civilian worker at the local Coast Guard base and that he is an Engineer. At that point my wife drops the "Oh really, my husband is in the Coast Guard and goes out there all the time." However this guy could care less and still gives her his name and number . My wife was impressed that he was an engineer until I told her that in the military an engineer is a guy that hangs dry wall and fixes ####ter's. I'm now going to spend the next few hours writing an email to the SOB telling him he shouldn't #### where he eats

This is why I lift.

fixed You just roll up to him in This Shirt

 

[Josie Maran]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all. I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many. What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

He's real and he's spectacularI'm still shocked GM is asking if something is real on the Innerwebs.

I want to believe....I just can't. Does everybody just make stuff up on here? Please don't tell me that. You'll ruin my life.

I'm with you, GB. Woz is as real as can be.

 

[SuperJohn96]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all. I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many. What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

He's real and he's spectacularI'm still shocked GM is asking if something is real on the Innerwebs.

I want to believe....I just can't. Does everybody just make stuff up on here? Please don't tell me that. You'll ruin my life.

Every time I post here I wonder how many of you are just the same person posting and responding to themselves.Maybe you're all just one person, and I'm reading this thread like an idiot.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all. I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many. What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

He's real and he's spectacularI'm still shocked GM is asking if something is real on the Innerwebs.

I want to believe....I just can't. Does everybody just make stuff up on here? Please don't tell me that. You'll ruin my life.

I think in the beginning he was 100% real. Full douchery and knobbery for all to see and enjoy. After much ripping and attention, slowly he came to realize that he could perpetuate this image and enhance real life stories to get people to LOOK AT HIM more. Now I think it's about 75% reality with 25% embellishment mixed in. Bottom line is he's some poor dumb schmuck looking for attention, but at least the stories/comments are funny.

 

[SuperJohn96]

I think I'm going to go to Comic Con next year

Some of the get-ups in that slide show are nuts. I imagine bars around this event during afterhours have to be hilarious.

Google "Sioux Sinner" or even "Sioux Sinner Comic Con". When I was married to the first Mr. krista4, I gave him the $$ to start a business selling Art Nouveau art, among other things. He started going to Comic Con (10 years ago) on the theory that these nerds who saved up their money by living in their parents' basements and spending $10K on a comic book would eat up the type of art he dealt in. He now makes a KILLING every year selling at Comic Con, and his bestest friend in the world is Sioux Sinner, whom you'll understand why I mention when you see her.

Crazy-### people. Large part of the reason he's the former Mr. krista4.

This former student of mine (I think he's probably 21 now) posted a pic of himself and I think his GF at Comicon. He's actually a pretty cool kid. Plays guitar in a band. In the Comicon pic he's in costume. I think it is some sort of superhero. Black and blue unitard and what looks like a Batman-type mask.I posted "Which Pokemon are you supposed to be?"

There is something about it that makes normal people crazy and crazy people crazier.I post this one for Homer, this one for probably any guy, and this one for...well, I don't know who.

Oh, found out the kid was supposed to be Night Wing. I think that is like Robin's understudy or something.

[putsonrobeandwizardhat]**** Grayson was the first Robin. After a falling out of sorts with Bruce Wayne, he took on the new superhero persona of Knight Wing as a young adult and continued his crimefighting.

[/putsonrobeandwizardhat]

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just found this. HFS GM http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...&p=11833909

 

[Sammy3469]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all. I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many. What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

He's real and he's spectacularI'm still shocked GM is asking if something is real on the Innerwebs.

I want to believe....I just can't. Does everybody just make stuff up on here? Please don't tell me that. You'll ruin my life.

Wait...You're telling me, you really have a gay son?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all. I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many. What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

He's real and he's spectacularI'm still shocked GM is asking if something is real on the Innerwebs.

I want to believe....I just can't. Does everybody just make stuff up on here? Please don't tell me that. You'll ruin my life.

I really am an alcoholic

 

[Kendall]

Just found this. HFS GM http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...&p=11833909

 

[General Malaise]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all. I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many. What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

He's real and he's spectacularI'm still shocked GM is asking if something is real on the Innerwebs.

I want to believe....I just can't. Does everybody just make stuff up on here? Please don't tell me that. You'll ruin my life.

Wait...You're telling me, you really have a gay son?

I don't think he's gay anymore. He's turned into a tough, competitive, cool little man over the years, popular with both the girls and the boys. The kid lives to climb trees, thinks scars are cool and his prize possession is a Swiss Army Knife I bought him for camping this summer. He'll pick up snakes, help build fires, smash rocks into other rocks. And of the two state colleges in Oregon to root for, the kid picked The Beavers. Think about it. His dad has had season tickets for The Ducks since 2000 and yet the kid shuns that team for the allure of the Beavers. If that's not a sign he's straight, I don't know what is. And if he is gay, well then he'll be one of those cool gay guys who pitch and not one of those whiney swishes who catch.His little brother is going to be a lady slayer when he's older. Hell, he is now. Every time I walked into his classroom to volunteer, the girls in his class would bombard me to ask when they could have Coop over for a playdate. Unlike his dad, he can add a golden tan to his blond hair.

 

[Running with scissors]

Is Woz a master fisherman, or a clueless boy of a man who has no self awareness, common sense, street smarts or confidence? I'm torn...sometimes, I feel like he's a genuine person and the epitome of every boob from every sit-com ever created....and other times, I think we are all a social experiment for his insane kicks in life. There's just enough about his real life that's present to make me believe he's the real deal....but maybe that's the genius behind it all. I don't have one male friend like him, that's for sure. And I've got a lot of male friends. Maybe too many. What's the deal on Woz? Real or Fake?

He's real and he's spectacularI'm still shocked GM is asking if something is real on the Innerwebs.

I want to believe....I just can't. Does everybody just make stuff up on here? Please don't tell me that. You'll ruin my life.

Hells no. Shamefully I keep some of the better stuff out of here just in case someone decides to go all SuperJohn on me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just returned from the two fine crystal places that I know of in town. Yes, I actually know of two places that sell fine crystal. Well, I knew of two places. Both of the mf'ers were out of business. :(

Order her a vase from Tiffany's...it works

I need it by Wednesday plus Mrs. SLB isn't into that kind of stuff. Plus the boys would break it by the end of the week. She would have liked something in crystal because that is what anniversary it is.

st louis escort service dot com forward slash crystal dot htmNSFW

No face shot.

RED FLAG!!!!

 

[Celph Titled]

Unlike his dad, he can add a golden tan to his blond hair. :(

THANK YOU STALIN!On the previous topic, I think Woz is real. But now that he's built up a rep, he tries to frame his stories in a way that he thinks is entertaining to the FFA. But it's honestly a lot better when he just gives it straight. See my sig at :e: for a good example, I don't think it would fly here.

 

[Kendall]

Congrats on the whelps GM!

 

[Thorn]

Just found this. HFS GM http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...&p=11833909

But, how does one pronounce "résumé"? RAY-zoo-MAY? Does it rhyme with dawn?

 

[Thorn]

ooooook

 

[JaxBill]

Just found this. HFS GM http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...&p=11833909

:(

But, how does one pronounce "résumé"? RAY-zoo-MAY? Does it rhyme with dawn?

Rhymes with "Va-ROOOM"

 

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Just found this. HFS GM http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...&p=11833909

See, I avoid Ham threads and Woz threads and religious, political, scientific threads. And it causes me to miss the good stuff.