Kendall
I heart waffles
Yeah, its pretty funny. We're on the internet and their homophobia still runs rampant.
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- Thread starter General Malaise
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But honestly, most of you Leo lovers wouldn't be saying how great of an actor he is if he looked like Danny Devito.
PeterSam
Footballguy
Heteroinsecurity (is this a Palinism?) is rampant and hilarious around these parts.
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
Right around the same time that UBER Leeg started. Coincidence? Unlikely.
"Ouch."Sorry for breaking up your marriage, TRE.
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Kendall
I heart waffles
Well we wouldn't know because Leo doesn't get the chance if he looks like Danny DeVito. Leo's good at what he does.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I blame you most of all, Aaron.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
"Which couple would choose sandwich you?"
WTF?
WTF?
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
No need to apologize, Rude. We all know it was Funkley. It's always Funkley.
Kendall
I heart waffles
Words and their proper order are not my strong suit. Especially when I have a boner.
jplvr
Footballguy
jplvr
Footballguy
Sounds like a family to me.
jplvr
Footballguy
I know, and no "TRE/JZilla" option.
Early_10
footballgoddess
Brad will do that to ya.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It really is cute how our dog, appropriately named "Shadow", follows me around everywhere.
It's always awkward though when I need to take care of business and he's staring at me.
It's always awkward though when I need to take care of business and he's staring at me.
I had to stop midstream the other day so I wouldn't pee on my dog's head.
Thorn
Footballguy
Good Christ. I'm sorry I smoked you at Scrabble, again.You shut your whore mouth.I think so. We should turn to whether anyone has tried those new M&M's with pretzels in them. They look good.So the Magic Shell talk is over?
They are fan####ingtastic. Kick the #### out of flipz, I say.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I had to stop mid-coitus last night to shove her off the bed
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
What the hell is wrong with women? The wife was pissed that this guy was so persistent and gave her his number but she is even madder at me because I sent him an email calling him a ##### bag. Maybe I should have hoped that she went home with him instead of coming home to me. :headache:
Her argument is that she knows that I've gone to strip clubs while gone on trips and she doesn't get pissed. I told her this is completely different as I have to pay money to get their #### jammed in my face. Plus strippers are not exactly "engineers" as they believe the proper way to greet mexicans is by saying ALOHA.
Her argument is that she knows that I've gone to strip clubs while gone on trips and she doesn't get pissed. I told her this is completely different as I have to pay money to get their #### jammed in my face. Plus strippers are not exactly "engineers" as they believe the proper way to greet mexicans is by saying ALOHA.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Right after I hit "Add reply" I knew that would be a hanging curve, middle-inside part of the plate.
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
jmp
Footballguy
If he was bothering her that much she could have just told management. She didn't, right? She probably played it up to you as worse than it really was to see your reaction and then when you wanted to actually contact the guy she was worried might get busted. But yes there is something wrong with us.What the hell is wrong with women? The wife was pissed that this guy was so persistent and gave her his number but she is even madder at me because I sent him an email calling him a ##### bag. Maybe I should have hoped that she went home with him instead of coming home to me. :headache: Her argument is that she knows that I've gone to strip clubs while gone on trips and she doesn't get pissed. I told her this is completely different as I have to pay money to get their #### jammed in my face. Plus strippers are not exactly "engineers" as they believe the proper way to greet mexicans is by saying ALOHA.
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
It bothered her, especially when he asked my son how he knew her and my son told him not to worry about it and to get lost.If he was bothering her that much she could have just told management. She didn't, right? She probably played it up to you as worse than it really was to see your reaction and then when you wanted to actually contact the guy she was worried might get busted. But yes there is something wrong with us.What the hell is wrong with women? The wife was pissed that this guy was so persistent and gave her his number but she is even madder at me because I sent him an email calling him a ##### bag. Maybe I should have hoped that she went home with him instead of coming home to me. :headache: Her argument is that she knows that I've gone to strip clubs while gone on trips and she doesn't get pissed. I told her this is completely different as I have to pay money to get their #### jammed in my face. Plus strippers are not exactly "engineers" as they believe the proper way to greet mexicans is by saying ALOHA.
gb kids
Kendall
I heart waffles
What the hell is wrong with women? The wife was pissed that this guy was so persistent and gave her his number but she is even madder at me because I sent him an email calling him a ##### bag. Maybe I should have hoped that she went home with him instead of coming home to me. :headache: Her argument is that she knows that I've gone to strip clubs while gone on trips and she doesn't get pissed. I told her this is completely different as I have to pay money to get their #### jammed in my face. Plus strippers are not exactly "engineers" as they believe the proper way to greet mexicans is by saying ALOHA.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I hate to be the one to tell you that March comes up every year, gb. They don't change the names of the months...at least so far.I hate to be the one to tell you this but March was a few months ago, GB.You coming to Balmer in March? I'll make you my honorary auction teammate.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Six miles? In a row?
Kendall
I heart waffles
Seriously. GM is making me feel lazy and I might find myself running six miles tonight because of him.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I would have put the over/under for GM at about 500 feet.
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Pretty sure there was a hot chick with a bong in her hand running in front of him
Kendall
I heart waffles
That's why I have to know!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Who is Ryan?I'm torn here. I can't stand Angie at all and think she's the most over-hyped person in the world. Scarlet kicks her butt in every aspect. But I really like me some Brad Pitt. I'd probably turn gay for him. So Ryan's got some major impressing to do on me before I cast my vote.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Just look at the first pic and you'll be swayed.
General Malaise
Footballguy
What the hell is wrong with women? The wife was pissed that this guy was so persistent and gave her his number but she is even madder at me because I sent him an email calling him a ##### bag. Maybe I should have hoped that she went home with him instead of coming home to me. :headache:
Her argument is that she knows that I've gone to strip clubs while gone on trips and she doesn't get pissed. I told her this is completely different as I have to pay money to get their #### jammed in my face. Plus strippers are not exactly "engineers" as they believe the proper way to greet mexicans is by saying ALOHA.
Kendall
I heart waffles
Did you ever see Van Wilder or Just Friends? Several other movies too. Usually the smart-alecky funny guy.
Kendall
I heart waffles
But seriously boneable.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
THE SANDWICH OF DEATH™I know, and no "TRE/JZilla" option.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
"We're all from the internet."
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
also explain that strippers get paid to act like they want to #### you. This guy did it for free.What the hell is wrong with women? The wife was pissed that this guy was so persistent and gave her his number but she is even madder at me because I sent him an email calling him a ##### bag. Maybe I should have hoped that she went home with him instead of coming home to me. :headache: Her argument is that she knows that I've gone to strip clubs while gone on trips and she doesn't get pissed. I told her this is completely different as I have to pay money to get their #### jammed in my face. Plus strippers are not exactly "engineers" as they believe the proper way to greet mexicans is by saying ALOHA.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I stopped halfway and finished the beer I poured in Eco-Friendly stainless steel 'water' container.
But yeah, I've been doing something called exercise this year. I actually like it. Runner's highs are the best.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Does he shave his chest? I haven't voted yet.
General Malaise
Footballguy
jplvr
Footballguy
You need to rent Waiting.
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