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jplvr said:
wilked said:
So I need to plan my brother's bachelor party, Sep or Oct. I wanted to do Montreal, he wants something adventurous, ie out in nature.

I think we are gonna rent a cabin in NH, do a good hike up Mt Washington on Sat, get back to the cabin around 5PM Sat nite. I would like to hire a stripper to come over... How the hell do I find a stripper out there? Google is not my friend so far
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Is the Jockey Club available?Permanent markers should be on the party favor list.
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aaahahahttp://topnews.in/light/files/slit-throat11.jpg

 
Jethro Q. Walrustitty said:
Nigel said:
about a month ago I knocked bumpers w/ another car in the lot at work as I was pulling into a tight space, left some marks and popped the other car's bumper alittle bit off one of it's hinges, no structural damage to the bumper itself. No witnesses but I left a note. Had not heard anythnig until just now - ####er wants $800 to replace the entire bumper and have some scratches around the gas tank repainted. :hot:
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jeep, is that you?
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I'll be happy to get off at that price. The chick I hit hasn't answered her phone all week. :confused:
 
What's a movie where a character ignores all the bad things around him/her in order to maintain sanity. Like something where a parent/friend sees all the signs that their kid/friend/husband is a killer but ignores it because they don't want to admit it's possible?

 
Frostillicus said:
What's a movie where a character ignores all the bad things around him/her in order to maintain sanity. Like something where a parent/friend sees all the signs that their kid/friend/husband is a killer but ignores it because they don't want to admit it's possible?
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The Shining to a degree? She was only good as Olive Oil...I just can't stand Shelley Duvall in anything else. I wished JAck would catch her. :confused:
 
Early_10 said:
Frostillicus said:
What's a movie where a character ignores all the bad things around him/her in order to maintain sanity. Like something where a parent/friend sees all the signs that their kid/friend/husband is a killer but ignores it because they don't want to admit it's possible?
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The Shining to a degree? She was only good as Olive Oil...I just can't stand Shelley Duvall in anything else. I wished JAck would catch her. :goodposting:
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perfect
 
so I played golf with my neighbor who is a -3 handicap, was 1 round away from qualifying for the US Open last year.... He gives me a stroke a hole.

Tat - 5

Him- 2

pwnage.

 
Went to the grocery store this evening. A couple was having a quiet, but passionate argument over whether they should get the jasmine or basmati rice. Not my problem, except they and their cart contrived to choke off the entire aisle. I listened for a while, then they noticed me just standing there two feet away and moved their cart.

Not five minutes later...yep. Same couple, continuing their passive-agressive Olympics in the cereal aisle. For all I know, they've been in the store since Saturday. Eventually, they look up and see me grinning at them.

"Hi folks, can I just get to the oatmeal?"

Some young guy comes to a stop in front of the exact brand of oatmeal I want. Something in my facial expression tells him to keep moving.

I'm not here to shop, people, I'm here to purchase. Stay out of my way. :goodposting:

 
Frostillicus said:
What's a movie where a character ignores all the bad things around him/her in order to maintain sanity. Like something where a parent/friend sees all the signs that their kid/friend/husband is a killer but ignores it because they don't want to admit it's possible?
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So I Married an Axe Murderer?
 
kevzilla said:
Went to the grocery store this evening. A couple was having a quiet, but passionate argument over whether they should get the jasmine or basmati rice. Not my problem, except they and their cart contrived to choke off the entire aisle. I listened for a while, then they noticed me just standing there two feet away and moved their cart.Not five minutes later...yep. Same couple, continuing their passive-agressive Olympics in the cereal aisle. For all I know, they've been in the store since Saturday. Eventually, they look up and see me grinning at them."Hi folks, can I just get to the oatmeal?"Some young guy comes to a stop in front of the exact brand of oatmeal I want. Something in my facial expression tells him to keep moving.I'm not here to shop, people, I'm here to purchase. Stay out of my way. :towelwave:
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Whoa. Jasmine or basmati rice? I have to think about this. :lmao:
 
krista4 said:
kevzilla said:
Went to the grocery store this evening. A couple was having a quiet, but passionate argument over whether they should get the jasmine or basmati rice. Not my problem, except they and their cart contrived to choke off the entire aisle. I listened for a while, then they noticed me just standing there two feet away and moved their cart.Not five minutes later...yep. Same couple, continuing their passive-agressive Olympics in the cereal aisle. For all I know, they've been in the store since Saturday. Eventually, they look up and see me grinning at them."Hi folks, can I just get to the oatmeal?"Some young guy comes to a stop in front of the exact brand of oatmeal I want. Something in my facial expression tells him to keep moving.I'm not here to shop, people, I'm here to purchase. Stay out of my way. :shrug:
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Whoa. Jasmine or basmati rice? I have to think about this. :(
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What kind do they use in Rice-a-Roni because that's what I like.
 
Celph Titled said:
Basmati. But I'm a cement-walker, so what do I know.
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They're both soooooo good, though. They each have their place. I think choosing between the two is downright unAmerican.Speaking of unAmerican...I don't get involved in the political threads here, but Mr. krista4 and I were just screaming about how disappointed we are in O, whom we both supported since the primaries. Any chance you can show some ####### balls anytime soon, Mr. O?
 
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krista4 said:
Celph Titled said:
Basmati. But I'm a cement-walker, so what do I know.
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They're both soooooo good, though. They each have their place. I think choosing between the two is downright unAmerican.Speaking of unAmerican...I don't get involved in the political threads here, but Mr. krista4 and I were just screaming about how disappointed we are in Obama, whom we both supported since the primaries. Any chance you can show some ####### balls anytime soon, Mr. Obama?
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You know that by invoking the "O" word, Jim11 is going to find this thread via search right? :thumbup:
 
Completely apolitically, I wanted to mention that the Caprese sandwich is definitely top five, and to note that it is impossible to get a freakin' egg salad sandwich in Memphis. Is this a Memphis thing, or a Southern thing? The only thing available anywhere here is an egg-and-olive sandwich. :thumbup: I am olive-friendly, but it's amazing to me that you can't get an egg salad that doesn't include olives...proudly displayed, even. WTF?

 
Celph Titled said:
krista4 said:
Celph Titled said:
Basmati. But I'm a cement-walker, so what do I know.
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They're both soooooo good, though. They each have their place. I think choosing between the two is downright unAmerican.Speaking of unAmerican...I don't get involved in the political threads here, but Mr. krista4 and I were just screaming about how disappointed we are in Obama, whom we both supported since the primaries. Any chance you can show some ####### balls anytime soon, Mr. Obama?
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You know that by invoking the "O" word, Jim11 is going to find this thread via search right? :shrug:
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Fixed. Just appears I'm talking about Oprah now. :thumbup:
 
krista4 said:
Celph Titled said:
krista4 said:
Celph Titled said:
Basmati. But I'm a cement-walker, so what do I know.
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They're both soooooo good, though. They each have their place. I think choosing between the two is downright unAmerican.Speaking of unAmerican...I don't get involved in the political threads here, but Mr. krista4 and I were just screaming about how disappointed we are in Obama, whom we both supported since the primaries. Any chance you can show some ####### balls anytime soon, Mr. Obama?
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You know that by invoking the "O" word, Jim11 is going to find this thread via search right? :lmao:
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Fixed. Just appears I'm talking about Oprah now. :lmao:
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You ever try being President of a big company? :lmao:
 
krista4 said:
Completely apolitically, I wanted to mention that the Caprese sandwich is definitely top five, and to note that it is impossible to get a freakin' egg salad sandwich in Memphis. Is this a Memphis thing, or a Southern thing? The only thing available anywhere here is an egg-and-olive sandwich. :thumbup: I am olive-friendly, but it's amazing to me that you can't get an egg salad that doesn't include olives...proudly displayed, even. WTF?
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IIRC, you live downtownish. Have you tried Frank's on S. Main? I used to go there years ago and they had a killer sandwich setup. I don't remember egg salad, but I do remember deviled eggs... so I'm sayin' there's a chance.
 
oof, not sure why I posted something political in this thread. Sorry.

Hopefully caught before quoted.

 
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If any of my good iFriends want in my NFL football pool this year shoot me a pm.

It's a simple pool, pick the winner every week, no spreads. Total wins for the year is the big pay out.

$88 entry

Based on last year:

Weekly winner gets $141.00 (47x$3)

Total wins for the year:

1st Place 70% of total $ 1118.00

2nd Place 20% of total $ 320.00

3rd Place 10% of total $ 160.00

Total ($2.00 x 47 x 17) $ 1598.00

 
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McJose said:
krista4 said:
kevzilla said:
Went to the grocery store this evening. A couple was having a quiet, but passionate argument over whether they should get the jasmine or basmati rice. Not my problem, except they and their cart contrived to choke off the entire aisle. I listened for a while, then they noticed me just standing there two feet away and moved their cart.

Not five minutes later...yep. Same couple, continuing their passive-agressive Olympics in the cereal aisle. For all I know, they've been in the store since Saturday. Eventually, they look up and see me grinning at them.

"Hi folks, can I just get to the oatmeal?"

Some young guy comes to a stop in front of the exact brand of oatmeal I want. Something in my facial expression tells him to keep moving.

I'm not here to shop, people, I'm here to purchase. Stay out of my way. :rolleyes:
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Whoa. Jasmine or basmati rice? I have to think about this. :lmao:
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What kind do they use in Rice-a-Roni because that's what I like.
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I never took you to be San Fransiscan.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
If any of my good iFriends want in my football pool this year shoot me a pm. It's a simple pool, pick the winner every week, no spreads. Total wins for the year is the big pay out.$88 entryBased on last year:Weekly winner gets $141.00 (47x$3)Total wins for the year: 1st Place 70% of total $ 1118.00 2nd Place 20% of total $ 320.00 3rd Place 10% of total $ 160.00 Total ($2.00 x 47 x 17) $ 1598.00
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I guess you had 47 entrants last year and it was $85 a person ($3 + $2 = $5/week times 17 weeks) and that you like King of the Hill?
 
Exit 1 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
If any of my good iFriends want in my football pool this year shoot me a pm.

It's a simple pool, pick the winner every week, no spreads. Total wins for the year is the big pay out.

$88 entry

Based on last year:

Weekly winner gets $141.00 (47x$3)

Total wins for the year:

1st Place 70% of total $ 1118.00

2nd Place 20% of total $ 320.00

3rd Place 10% of total $ 160.00

Total ($2.00 x 47 x 17) $ 1598.00
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I guess you had 47 entrants last year and it was $85 a person ($3 + $2 = $5/week times 17 weeks)

and that you like King of the Hill?
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Yes plus $3 a person because that it was the website charges. I pay too. I'm sure there may be free sites out there but I've been using this one for about 10 years and it has always worked well plus I don't want to confuse everybody.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Disco Stu said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Sideshow Bob said:
Disco Stu said:
Buddy and I took today off to take some girls out on his boat. Beats working. :banned:
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For somebody I generally like, I don't think I hate many people more than you, Stu.
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;) Always been a big fan of the Bobs.If it makes you feel any better I am sunburned today. :hot:
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Where? <_<
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:lol: You can see it in the bottom right corner of this picture.
 
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