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[Josie Maran]

On another note I tried to buy a Taurus Judge on Friday before my camping trip. Wanted something the would take the head off a weirdo pervert in the woods (was camping with my girl)

"Hey, pervo...I'm the only one that can take pics of my sleeping naked."

Konotay?

 

[jplvr]

This page is like watching a porn with all dialogue.

 

[shuke]

How bad was the mini-series IT?

I actually thought it was pretty good.

Nah. As a big fan of the book, I can tell you the movie was pretty terrible.

Read the book and loved it. Also really enjoyed the series

Same here. Tim Curry was awesome.

 

[shuke]

Remember that time we were at the beach and Hoss wanted to kill JoeT because JoeT told the girl that Hoss liked that we were all here for Hoss's bachelor party and at the same time Gator was puking over the rail onto the bar below while Red tried feverishly to get me to go chat up some latina's so that they would dance with him because "I spoke their language."

Dream or real life?

When you guys cornhole, how often do you call each other by screen names?

Pretty sure I go by Mex all weekend. Only JoeT goes by his real name

I have no idea what his real name is.

JoeT's?

 

[shuke]

I miss anything over the weekend? Been camping. Got a great shot of my girl laying in the tent with nothing but a thong on. She was sleeping and I was creeping. Links to thong pics aren't allowed on this site, correct?

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[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Dammit! Thanks for ruining my evening

All in, remember?

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Remember that time we were at the beach and Hoss wanted to kill JoeT because JoeT told the girl that Hoss liked that we were all here for Hoss's bachelor party and at the same time Gator was puking over the rail onto the bar below while Red tried feverishly to get me to go chat up some latina's so that they would dance with him because "I spoke their language."

Dream or real life? <_<

When you guys cornhole, how often do you call each other by screen names?

Pretty sure I go by Mex all weekend. Only JoeT goes by his real name

I have no idea what his real name is.

JoeT's?

He is either talking about me or JoeT, both of whom have the same name and list it in their screen names. GB stoners

 

[shuke]

He is either talking about me or JoeT, both of whom have the same name and list it in their screen names. GB stoners

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"

Beat that, suckas.

 

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"

Beat that, suckas.

Gonna have a tough time topping what those mexicans did, but okay.....

/insidejoke

 

[UOFI_316]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"Beat that, suckas.

You realize that is the same size that others previously said their hat sizes were, right??

 

[krista4]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"Beat that, suckas.

I don't have a ruler, and the only thing I could find to wrap around my head was a roll of stamps, so the circumference of my head appears to be between 27 and 28 times the width of a regular US postage stamp.I'm really glad no one walked into my office during that.

 

[General Malaise]

I miss anything over the weekend? Been camping. Got a great shot of my girl laying in the tent with nothing but a thong on. She was sleeping and I was creeping. Links to thong pics aren't allowed on this site, correct?

They should be vetted first.

Yeah, sorry Cliffy, that will NOT fly at FBGs.

Awesome.

I'll take a PM

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Krista

 

[General Malaise]

I miss anything over the weekend? Been camping. Got a great shot of my girl laying in the tent with nothing but a thong on. She was sleeping and I was creeping. Links to thong pics aren't allowed on this site, correct?

Pretty sure we know a place where that's allowed.

Security's not tight enough over there. We've been breached on several occasions. ullsupachair:A couple years back I was dating this other chick. I also happened to be having relations with her best friend. I decided to go over to the other site and post a bit about it....pics included. The thread was rather popular and made it to 3 pages within a few hours. Then it happened. The unimaginable. Sure I'm posting on a site with about 75 degenerate weirdos. Most of whom I probably wouldn't brush elbows with in real life. I see the response: "Hey, did that girl have a____(very descriptive)___?? I immediately went into mode. I PMd Truck, tried to raise him on google chat, tanner, ANYONE!. Immediately went into clean-up mode. Deleted all pictures from the thread, all of my responses. Changed user names and eventually later that day Truck deleted the thread. I was so freaked out I took off into the hills for about 6 days to get my head straight. This could have brought the whole house of cards down.I returned and logged in and it was like nothing happened. No pms from the guy...nothing. There was no doubt the responder knew exactly who the girl was and had also seen her in her birthday suit. Yet nothing. Never heard another word about it. I hope he doesn't post in this thread. But the truth is to this day I wonder what his relation was to her. Through deductive reasoning I assumed it was her ex-boyfriend. I broke up with the other girl years ago and stopped having sex and haven't seen the one from the nudie thread in well over a year.At some point I'll have to clear the air. I'm just not ready to do it yet. Then we had the David Price, James Shields thread. That was legit. Price actually read the thread and called my friend. My roommate said "There was some blog online about what happened that night!!! Someone must have been following us the whole time! David called ________ freaking OUT!!! Immediately had that one deleted as well. Shields was newly married at the time.So I've learned my lesson about posting things on sites. When you spread out, the world's a lot smaller than it feels.

Wow...Who was Clifton before?

 

[Exit 1]

I miss anything over the weekend? Been camping. Got a great shot of my girl laying in the tent with nothing but a thong on. She was sleeping and I was creeping. Links to thong pics aren't allowed on this site, correct?

Pretty sure we know a place where that's allowed.

Security's not tight enough over there. We've been breached on several occasions. ullsupachair:A couple years back I was dating this other chick. I also happened to be having relations with her best friend. I decided to go over to the other site and post a bit about it....pics included. The thread was rather popular and made it to 3 pages within a few hours. Then it happened. The unimaginable. Sure I'm posting on a site with about 75 degenerate weirdos. Most of whom I probably wouldn't brush elbows with in real life. I see the response: "Hey, did that girl have a____(very descriptive)___?? I immediately went into mode. I PMd Truck, tried to raise him on google chat, tanner, ANYONE!. Immediately went into clean-up mode. Deleted all pictures from the thread, all of my responses. Changed user names and eventually later that day Truck deleted the thread. I was so freaked out I took off into the hills for about 6 days to get my head straight. This could have brought the whole house of cards down.I returned and logged in and it was like nothing happened. No pms from the guy...nothing. There was no doubt the responder knew exactly who the girl was and had also seen her in her birthday suit. Yet nothing. Never heard another word about it. I hope he doesn't post in this thread. But the truth is to this day I wonder what his relation was to her. Through deductive reasoning I assumed it was her ex-boyfriend. I broke up with the other girl years ago and stopped having sex and haven't seen the one from the nudie thread in well over a year.At some point I'll have to clear the air. I'm just not ready to do it yet. Then we had the David Price, James Shields thread. That was legit. Price actually read the thread and called my friend. My roommate said "There was some blog online about what happened that night!!! Someone must have been following us the whole time! David called ________ freaking OUT!!! Immediately had that one deleted as well. Shields was newly married at the time.So I've learned my lesson about posting things on sites. When you spread out, the world's a lot smaller than it feels.

Wow...Who was Clifton before?

David Price read that thread? I'm not buying it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"Beat that, suckas.

You realize that is the same size that others previously said their hat sizes were, right??

Are you going all Pi on my ###?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"Beat that, suckas.

I don't have a ruler, and the only thing I could find to wrap around my head was a roll of stamps, so the circumference of my head appears to be between 27 and 28 times the width of a regular US postage stamp.I'm really glad no one walked into my office during that.

Sounds like your head is weaksauce.

 

[EYLive]

I believe everything I read over there. I actually made adjustments to my fantasy team when I read about the Tampa debacle.

 

[Clifton]

I miss anything over the weekend? Been camping. Got a great shot of my girl laying in the tent with nothing but a thong on. She was sleeping and I was creeping. Links to thong pics aren't allowed on this site, correct?

Pretty sure we know a place where that's allowed.

Security's not tight enough over there. We've been breached on several occasions. ullsupachair:A couple years back I was dating this other chick. I also happened to be having relations with her best friend. I decided to go over to the other site and post a bit about it....pics included. The thread was rather popular and made it to 3 pages within a few hours. Then it happened. The unimaginable. Sure I'm posting on a site with about 75 degenerate weirdos. Most of whom I probably wouldn't brush elbows with in real life. I see the response: "Hey, did that girl have a____(very descriptive)___?? I immediately went into mode. I PMd Truck, tried to raise him on google chat, tanner, ANYONE!. Immediately went into clean-up mode. Deleted all pictures from the thread, all of my responses. Changed user names and eventually later that day Truck deleted the thread. I was so freaked out I took off into the hills for about 6 days to get my head straight. This could have brought the whole house of cards down.I returned and logged in and it was like nothing happened. No pms from the guy...nothing. There was no doubt the responder knew exactly who the girl was and had also seen her in her birthday suit. Yet nothing. Never heard another word about it. I hope he doesn't post in this thread. But the truth is to this day I wonder what his relation was to her. Through deductive reasoning I assumed it was her ex-boyfriend. I broke up with the other girl years ago and stopped having sex and haven't seen the one from the nudie thread in well over a year.At some point I'll have to clear the air. I'm just not ready to do it yet. Then we had the David Price, James Shields thread. That was legit. Price actually read the thread and called my friend. My roommate said "There was some blog online about what happened that night!!! Someone must have been following us the whole time! David called ________ freaking OUT!!! Immediately had that one deleted as well. Shields was newly married at the time.So I've learned my lesson about posting things on sites. When you spread out, the world's a lot smaller than it feels.

Wow...Who was Clifton before?

David Price read that thread? I'm not buying it.

Of course you're not.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"

Beat that, suckas.

I don't have a ruler, and the only thing I could find to wrap around my head was a roll of stamps, so the circumference of my head appears to be between 27 and 28 times the width of a regular US postage stamp.I'm really glad no one walked into my office during that.

Breathes better than a FedEx box, I guess

 

[Tiger Fan]

any tips on how to play craps on half of a table?

 

[General Malaise]

He is either talking about me or JoeT, both of whom have the same name and list it in their screen names. GB stoners

His real first name is Joe? Huh. I thought it was John.

 

[jplvr]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"

Beat that, suckas.

I don't have a ruler, and the only thing I could find to wrap around my head was a roll of stamps, so the circumference of my head appears to be between 27 and 28 times the width of a regular US postage stamp.I'm really glad no one walked into my office during that.

Breathes better than a FedEx box, I guess

Previous pic =

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"

Beat that, suckas.

Are you and your giant pumpkin head going to be making the trip to Alabama in October? Might want to book your flight soon so you can get two seats right next to each other. Clarification: For your head. Not because I think you're fat.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

He is either talking about me or JoeT, both of whom have the same name and list it in their screen names. GB stoners

His real first name is Joe? Huh. I thought it was John.

Jethro is gonna be pissed

 

[YSR]

Well, great. Now I want to measure my head.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

He is either talking about me or JoeT, both of whom have the same name and list it in their screen names. GB stoners

His real first name is Joe? Huh. I thought it was John.

Shtick?

 

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

He is either talking about me or JoeT, both of whom have the same name and list it in their screen names. GB stoners

His real first name is Joe? Huh. I thought it was John.

Shtick?

Gotta be.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

He is either talking about me or JoeT, both of whom have the same name and list it in their screen names. GB stoners

His real first name is Joe? Huh. I thought it was John.

Shtick?

Gotta be.

Why Jeff?

 

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

Why Jeff?

Agreed. A better guess would've been Chris.

 

[General Malaise]

He is either talking about me or JoeT, both of whom have the same name and list it in their screen names. GB stoners

His real first name is Joe? Huh. I thought it was John.

Shtick?

He's a strange guy. I never know what I'm getting from him. The whole "Bass & Brew" thing threw me for a loop, so I just accepted that he was lying about his name.

 

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

He is either talking about me or JoeT, both of whom have the same name and list it in their screen names. GB stoners

His real first name is Joe? Huh. I thought it was John.

Shtick?

He's a strange guy. I never know what I'm getting from him. The whole "Bass & Brew" thing threw me for a loop, so I just accepted that he was lying about his name.

This is an excellent point.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The bassnbrew thing is a top five mystery.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

He is either talking about me or JoeT, both of whom have the same name and list it in their screen names. GB stoners

His real first name is Joe? Huh. I thought it was John.

Shtick?

He's a strange guy. I never know what I'm getting from him. The whole "Bass & Brew" thing threw me for a loop, so I just accepted that he was lying about his name.

Huh.He asked me to join a FF league back on the old board. I think I got back to him 2 years later. I didn't notice PM's and kinda had a life back then.

 

[Disco Stu]

I came this close to meeting Sigmund Bloom yesterday.

A true FBG would have recognized a prestigious staff member.

 

[Otis]

The bassnbrew thing is a top five mystery.

Which?

 

[Clifton]

The bassnbrew thing is a top five mystery.

Which?

Before your time, Ronnie

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I came this close to meeting Sigmund Bloom yesterday.

A true FBG would have recognized a prestigious staff member.

[homerj]I have no idea who that is.

 

[Otis]

Clifton,

If those wheelhousing stories are real, that's mighty awesome.

Oats

 

[Otis]

The bassnbrew thing is a top five mystery.

Which?

Before your time, Ronnie

Guess you had to be there?

 

[Clifton]

Clifton,If those wheelhousing stories are real, that's mighty awesome.Oats

:confirmed: Thinking about getting things out in the open.

The bassnbrew thing is a top five mystery.

Which?

Before your time, Ronnie

Guess you had to be there?

Pretty much

 

[McJose]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"

Beat that, suckas.

that's a big noggin

 

[Disco Stu]

Clifton,If those wheelhousing stories are real, that's mighty awesome.Oats

:confirmed: Thinking about getting things out in the open.

:subscribe:Big fan.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"

Beat that, suckas.

that's a big noggin

:winning:

 

[mr. furley]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"Beat that, suckas.

25

 

[Tiger Fan]

Why Jeff?

Agreed. A better guess would've been Chris.

"Who's Chris"

 

[Clifton]

Why Jeff?

Agreed. A better guess would've been Chris.

"Who's Chris"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"Beat that, suckas.

25

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODo you have hair?

 

[mr. furley]

Update: Using a ruler and the cord from my earbuds I have measured the circumference of my head: 24.5"

Beat that, suckas.

Are you and your giant pumpkin head going to be making the trip to Alabama in October? Might want to book your flight soon so you can get two seats right next to each other. Clarification: For your head. Not because I think you're fat.

since we seem to be leading parallel giant-headed lives.. i was supposed to be going to Alabama in October. plans fell through. i'll guess that Tre's fell through as well.