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jamny said:
wilked said:
Speaking of labtops, I pass this one bum every day on the way to work. He has a corner staked out, is there every morning, looks a lot like Zach Galdofiniakis, or whatever the ####. 9 times out of 10 has his thumb firmly planted in his mouth and sleeping soundly. Anyway, saw him today after work headed home, tucked in his ratty blanket....surfing away on his laptop. We made eye contact, he gave me the 'ya - so what???' look, and that was that
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sucks his thumb. :thumbdown: no, wait. :thumbup:
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"Stop sucking your thumb, or you'll end up a bum on a street corner in the city where wilked lives."
 
Aunt Beru said:
Good AV Club piece. My submission: Built to Spill. I knew from the first five seconds of "The Plan," the first time I heard Keep It Like a Secret (probably over ten years after its initial release), that I was going to love this band.
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I've always heard about Built to Spill, but never really gave them a listen. I'm listening to "The Plan" right now. I like it. :moneybag: I recognized very early on that Slaughterhouse V would be one of my favorite books. Still is.

 
I understand the appeal to get tattoos. I have never wanted any, but I can certainly understand how others would. But I don't get why anyone, let alone a high school kid, would want to tattoo their throat. What's up with that? I was herding students into the football stadium for our first rally today, and I couldn't help staring at one kid with a girl's name and other squiggles on his throat. Yikes.

 
desert rose said:
I understand the appeal to get tattoos. I have never wanted any, but I can certainly understand how others would. But I don't get why anyone, let alone a high school kid, would want to tattoo their throat. What's up with that? I was herding students into the football stadium for our first rally today, and I couldn't help staring at one kid with a girl's name and other squiggles on his throat. Yikes.
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:shrug: :lmao: :lmao: You need to flunk him just on general principle. What a moron.

 
I just listened to my messages, and apparently this morning I had a call from an inmate at the Doña Ana County Detention Center. :confused:

I don't think I know any inmates in any facility anywhere, unless they are former students.

This phone number sucks. I get calls every day from collection agencies looking for the deadbeats who used to have it.

A couple days ago a new set of people started calling looking for Arturo.

I got a couple calls in Spanish asking if I was Yoanna. And that he was the husband of some chick and was going to enseñarme algun pendejada.

Sigh.

 
Aunt Beru said:
Good AV Club piece. My submission: Built to Spill. I knew from the first five seconds of "The Plan," the first time I heard Keep It Like a Secret (probably over ten years after its initial release), that I was going to love this band.
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I love the AV Club.Music-wise, I'd go with Jawbreaker. I think 24 Hr. Revenge Therapy was the closest thing I had to a "soundtrack" in HS. There are still quite a few people that really like them, but it amazes me that there are certainly quite a few younger-ish "indie" fans who aren't familiar with them at all.

On an unrelated note, I had a uniformed female Oakland PD officer tell me today that she was excited about going to Burning Man next weekend. Now I've seen everything!

 
desert rose said:
I just listened to my messages, and apparently this morning I had a call from an inmate at the Doña Ana County Detention Center. :shark:I don't think I know any inmates in any facility anywhere, unless they are former students.This phone number sucks. I get calls every day from collection agencies looking for the deadbeats who used to have it.A couple days ago a new set of people started calling looking for Arturo.I got a couple calls in Spanish asking if I was Yoanna. And that he was the husband of some chick and was going to enseñarme algun pendejada. Sigh.
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Feeling your pain. When I first got this phone number, I got a lot of calls looking for Chantal and Jack ###### (last name withheld to protect the guilty). Twelve years later, I'm still getting those calls occasionally. I think Chantal put a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier on her Visa.
 
FFchamps01 said:
krista4 said:
Thanks, E10!!!Just waking up, but I liked that he looked mad. He was in the tree asleep when we came across him. We have pics of him hissing at us, when he was actually mad.
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Wow. That's an actual photo you took? Awesome. Looks like a professional shot from a nature magazine...
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Thanks! We've managed to get some great shots, thanks to some good equipment. I'll post more when I'm home or in Cape Town and have faster innerwebz.Last night we came across another small female leopard who had killed a small puku and dragged it into a tree. After eating some of it, she was resting about five meters away from the tree when an extremely large male leopard picked up the scent and came to the tree. We were hoping to see a leopard fight, but the male was so large that the female was simply scared off instead. The male, however, was not able to follow the scent all the way up into the tree (our guide thought there was so much blood at the bottom of the tree that it threw him off) and eventually wandered off. Yay, female leopard! Watching all of that at night, from the "safety" of an open-air Landrover, was about as cool yet terrifying as it gets.This morning we did a walking safari, and I'm happy to report not being trampled by an elephant.One more afternoon/evening safari later today, and then we move from South Luangwa to the Lower Zambezi. Think that area will be a letdown after being here.
 
Took the dog for a walk and heard some sick bluegrass. Sounded like an album but it was three cats jammin out in this living room. Was on the phone with my girlfriend and a chick comes outside and says "Are you a neighbor?" I was like "Yeah" and she says "You using your iPhone as a flashlight?" I told her I was talking to my girlfriend and she says "Well round her up and come on in".

I hang up with my girl and go into the house and there's a room full of people I've never seen before. They're just jammin mad bluegrass. Played about 8 songs. Chicks dancing all over. Lit up some hizzle hung out for a bit, small talked with a few people. My dog was getting ready to bite someone and I have to be at a wedding at noon so I bounced. This all going on 3 houses away and I've never met any of these people before.

 
Tiger Fan said:
Food tip: Sprinkle some cumin onto hummus :confused:
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cummus!I have not idea what hummus is. I mean I've heard of it and think it's Scottish pig stomach or something but I don't actually know. I'm okay with that.
 
When my dad worked on the rigs from Morocco to Botswana, he would take with him my old/outgrown clothes and give it to the local kids. Then he would take a picture and bring it home to me. Seeing a skinny little African kid wearing my old nightdress was freaky as a kid. He'd return home with leather jackets, pants, purses, etc. By the time I was a teenager I think I had a leather jacket in every colour.

 
It's no walking safari, but this should be a good day.

Buddy rented a party barge for six hours of fun on the lake. 40 people, 2 kegs, 5 gallons of riot punch, and 200 jello shots.

:banned:

 
I remember when Stu was going through a divorce. I sent him a few pron DVD's I no longer needed. Jesus, I should have just sent them to Tommy Lee instead.

 
Great Saturday today. Took the family about an hour west towards the beach, cut left about 10 miles before the coast and headed towards Saddle Mountain, which is one of the tallest peaks in the Coastal Mountains. I won't lie...it was a pretty tough hike. A few parts where nose met ground. We ran into probably 50 other people all told, none of them with kids the ages of my sons. They got lots of "ata boys" from strangers on the hike up. We were rewarded with 360 degree panoramic views.

Had sandwiches, fruit, hummus and water. Then hiked down. I was ready for a cold cold beer by the time we reached the car. Man, if daddy only had a cooler waiting for him....

All wiped out, we opted for a family movie night - Goonies. The boys were howling at the part where the dude taking a dump gets shot up through the ceiling. I was probably laughing more at them than the scene itself. It took me about 3/4 of the movie to realize that one of the bad guys (Francis) is none other than Joey Pants. "She's a hooooooooor, Tony"!

Big draft tomorrow at Buffalo Wildwings. Will be there with my dad and BIL. 14 of my oldest friends and family members, connected over the magic of the innertubes and some Caribbian Jerk Wings.

Fun weekend. Best to all.... :P

 
He's also the pimp in Risky Business. I only noticed that last trip to the cottage. I actually picked up some new (old) movies fro Labour Day weekend at the cottage. I'm sick of watching the same old ones.

 
General Malaise said:
I remember when Stu was going through a divorce. I sent him a few pron DVD's I no longer needed. Jesus, I should have just sent them to Tommy Lee instead.
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:confused: I did watch Conquest with an ex-gf ("cougar") one night earlier this year.Yesterday was a blast. Started drinking at 11am. Stopped at 2am. Going on less than three hours sleep right now.

I also may have had two different girls in my bed last night. Not at the same time unfortunately.

 
Disco Stu said:
General Malaise said:
I remember when Stu was going through a divorce. I sent him a few pron DVD's I no longer needed. Jesus, I should have just sent them to Tommy Lee instead.
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:drive: I did watch Conquest with an ex-gf ("cougar") one night earlier this year.Yesterday was a blast. Started drinking at 11am. Stopped at 2am. Going on less than three hours sleep right now.

I also may have had two different girls in my bed last night. Not at the same time unfortunately.
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Awww man, that really is unfortunate.
 
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