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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
the rover
Footballguy
Is this a euphemism for being a Nazi?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
No, but that crossed my mind. He didn't act like a Nazi.
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videoguy505
Footballguy
Thank god.
Had my season riding on Peyton Manning while my opponent had Cutler. Manning outscored him by 7 points in my league. My margin of victory was 6.
I can't believe my season came down to Manning outperforming Cutler, number one, and number two, that it was so close.
Hi everyone.
Just wanted to let you all know I'm drinking
And my wife is printing up the guru family christmas cards. If anyone wants one, pm me your address and I may or may not add you to my card list. We can call them holiday cards if you'd like too, I have plenty of non-christian friends.
More than likely I'll delete this post in the morning when sobered up.
Hope everyone is doing well
Just wanted to let you all know I'm drinking
And my wife is printing up the guru family christmas cards. If anyone wants one, pm me your address and I may or may not add you to my card list. We can call them holiday cards if you'd like too, I have plenty of non-christian friends.
More than likely I'll delete this post in the morning when sobered up.
Hope everyone is doing well
krista4
Footballguy
SLBob, you are absolutely the best. I arrived home and took the dog out for a spin, and saw a suspicious-looking package on the porch addressed to "Mr. and Mrs. [not-my-first-name] [correct last name]" of "Montisognal Blvd" or some such completely wrong address. Though I briefly considered calling the bomb squad, I decided to live life on the edge and was rewarded to find nine servings of Gooey Butter Cake goodness. Not that I've eaten all nine servings yet--I am trying to save some for Mr. krista4.
Many thanks and huge --this stuff is ridiculous. I might just have the rest of it for dinner. Will have to repay with some Memphis-y vittles.
Oh, and count me in for support of your MS walk, too, though I warn that I'm currently planning a trip for May that includes a visit to South Korea. I'll leave instructions for my heirs to pay out my pledge.
I arrived home and took the dog out for a spin, and saw a suspicious-looking package on the porch addressed to "Mr. and Mrs. [not-my-first-name] [correct last name]" of "Montisognal Blvd" or some such completely wrong address. Though I briefly considered calling the bomb squad, I decided to live life on the edge and was rewarded to find nine servings of Gooey Butter Cake goodness. Not that I've eaten all nine servings yet--I am trying to save some for Mr. krista4.Many thanks and huge
--this stuff is ridiculous. I might just have the rest of it for dinner. Will have to repay with some Memphis-y vittles.Oh, and count me in for support of your MS walk, too, though I warn that I'm currently planning a trip for May that includes a visit to South Korea. I'll leave instructions for my heirs to pay out my pledge.
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krista4
Footballguy
I'm drinking, too.Hi everyone.Just wanted to let you all know I'm drinking
After all, it's Monday.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'll take one. If and only if you still have my address from when you USED to play in my fantasy leagues.Hi everyone.Just wanted to let you all know I'm drinking
General Malaise
Footballguy
Wooot woooooooooot!Drinking a cold glass of water. Waiting until kickoff to open a nice Malbec.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
SLBob, you are absolutely the best.I arrived home and took the dog out for a spin, and saw a suspicious-looking package on the porch addressed to "Mr. and Mrs. [not-my-first-name] [correct last name]" of "Montisognal Blvd" or some such completely wrong address. Though I briefly considered calling the bomb squad, I decided to live life on the edge and was rewarded to find nine servings of Gooey Butter Cake goodness. Not that I've eaten all nine servings yet--I am trying to save some for Mr. krista4.
Many thanks and huge
Oh, and count me in for support of your MS walk, too, though I warn that I'm currently planning a trip for May that includes a visit to South Korea. I'll leave instructions for my heirs to pay out my pledge.
I'm glad you like it.
KGB
Footballguy
PM sent.MUST BE ADDRESSED EXACTLY AS THE PM. mostly this will piss the wife off, and she'll call me a #######.Hi everyone.Just wanted to let you all know I'm drinking :(And my wife is printing up the guru family christmas cards. If anyone wants one, pm me your address and I may or may not add you to my card list. We can call them holiday cards if you'd like too, I have plenty of non-christian friends.More than likely I'll delete this post in the morning when sobered up. Hope everyone is doing well
YSR
Footballguy
Me too!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
IN!You have my address right?Hi everyone.Just wanted to let you all know I'm drinkingAnd my wife is printing up the guru family christmas cards. If anyone wants one, pm me your address and I may or may not add you to my card list. We can call them holiday cards if you'd like too, I have plenty of non-christian friends.More than likely I'll delete this post in the morning when sobered up. Hope everyone is doing well
desert rose
Footballguy
I'm not climbing on no wagon. If anything, I need to drink more. I had a glass of wine a month ago, and then one miller light with salt and limes on Friday. I need to step up my game.
I agree that Thorn has been killing it. Why wasn't he this funny in chat?
lmfao @ albino olympics
Doug, I hope you get better soon and get to keep your thumb.
I agree that Thorn has been killing it. Why wasn't he this funny in chat?
lmfao @ albino olympics
Doug, I hope you get better soon and get to keep your thumb.
desert rose
Footballguy
Step away from the candelabra, sequin boy.
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Probably about Nathan Lane.5
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
Richard Simmons
YSR
Footballguy
Rose> drink more. Seriously. I've kept up with the posts about your schools and your students and while I'm not a fan of encouraging the future leaders of The Americas to be educated by drunks, you need to drink more.I'm not climbing on no wagon. If anything, I need to drink more. I had a glass of wine a month ago, and then one miller light with salt and limes on Friday. I need to step up my game.I agree that Thorn has been killing it. Why wasn't he this funny in chat?
desert rose
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Is he black and your family flamingly racist?
YSR
Footballguy
You'll need to start from the bottom, but here you are:
-----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 8:49 PM, YSR Dad wrote:I would prefer to have just our immediate family wake up in our house Christmas morning. I would think he would prefer to do the same at his home.-----Original Message-----From: YSRSent: Monday, December 06, 2010 8:46 PMTo: YSR DadSubject: Re: QuestionNo idea. I will try to talk to him about it tomorrow. -----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 8:45 PM, YSR Dad wrote:Christmas Eve. Is he going to be in Greenville or Knoxville?-----Original Message-----From: YSRSent: Monday, December 06, 2010 8:41 PMTo: YSR DadSubject: Re: QuestionNo, he does not read them. Ask away.-----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 7:35 PM, YSR Dad wroteoes YSR BF read you emails?I need to ask you a confidential question.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
oof
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Yeah about 7 pts better in my league. I started Manning.
thanks for updating us
desert rose
Footballguy
Time to start your own family tradition. We're waking up in the Bahamas!You'll need to start from the bottom, but here you are:-----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 8:49 PM, YSR Dad wrote:I would prefer to have just our immediate family wake up in our house Christmas morning. I would think he would prefer to do the same at his home.-----Original Message-----From: YSRSent: Monday, December 06, 2010 8:46 PMTo: YSR DadSubject: Re: QuestionNo idea. I will try to talk to him about it tomorrow. -----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 8:45 PM, YSR Dad wrote:Christmas Eve. Is he going to be in Greenville or Knoxville?-----Original Message-----From: YSRSent: Monday, December 06, 2010 8:41 PMTo: YSR DadSubject: Re: QuestionNo, he does not read them. Ask away.-----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 7:35 PM, YSR Dad wrote
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Are your parents nudists or are thy afraid he'll hoard the gifts?
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RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
He shared a house with Lindy? Far out.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Woz/Not Woz.
YSR
Footballguy
Neither. But on the latter, I fear he has the chip.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Lhucks
bentley
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure you already started a thread on that, Tim.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
YSR
Footballguy
Pretty sure that the random internet dude who mailed me a thong in 2007 isn't going to be welcome either. So, you're off the hook.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I call him Uncle Lucky now.BTW, beat one guy with a baseball bat, shot another one who jumped out of a second story window.
YSR
Footballguy
Just had major heart surgery. Where do we line up now?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
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