GM's thread about nothing (44 Viewers)

[YSR]

God I wish I would be excluded from participating in Christmas.

Pretty sure that the random internet dude who mailed me a thong in 2007 isn't going to be welcome either. So, you're off the hook.

Is he bigger than me?

Just had major heart surgery. Where do we line up now?

Damn. He did?

Yeah. You need to check SLB's depression thread more often. \

 

[RudiStein]

God I wish I would be excluded from participating in Christmas.

Pretty sure that the random internet dude who mailed me a thong in 2007 isn't going to be welcome either. So, you're off the hook.

Pics?

okay

 

[RudiStein]

Yeah. You need to check SLB's depression thread more often. \

Oh, I thought you were talking about the random internet dude. I was.But damn either way.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

God I wish I would be excluded from participating in Christmas.

Pretty sure that the random internet dude who mailed me a thong in 2007 isn't going to be welcome either. So, you're off the hook.

Is he bigger than me?

Just had major heart surgery. Where do we line up now?

i thimk he could take him.

 

[YSR]

God I wish I would be excluded from participating in Christmas.

Pretty sure that the random internet dude who mailed me a thong in 2007 isn't going to be welcome either. So, you're off the hook.

Is he bigger than me?

Just had major heart surgery. Where do we line up now?

i thimk he could take him.

Was just thinking the same thing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Things that sound dirty but aren't...

Hit it up the A Hole.

-Jon Gruden

acute angina

 

[tri-man 47]

A splendid sequence over recent weeks for a 21 year old nephew on my wife's side of the family:

(a) He knocked up his girlfriend. (My SIL would like to meet the girl's parents, but they don't speak English ...)

(b) He punched out a guy - serious enough that the guy was taken away in an ambulance. Oh, and this was right in front of the cops, so the nephew got cuffed and hauled away. They let him out the next morning, but he has a court day on 12/27. Merry Christmas!

 

[RudiStein]

Things that sound dirty but aren't...

Hit it up the A Hole.

-Jon Gruden

acute angina

Her boobs are pretty nice too.

 

[The_Burning_Bush]

God I wish I would be excluded from participating in Christmas.

Pretty sure that the random internet dude who mailed me a thong in 2007 isn't going to be welcome either. So, you're off the hook.

Was it at least the right size?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Things that sound dirty but aren't...

Hit it up the A Hole.

-Jon Gruden

acute angina

Her boobs are pretty nice too.

well done

 

[Mr. Pickles]

How do you break it to your significant other, with whom you've lived for 9 months, that he is not invited to Christmas morning?

Personally, I'd be fine with not having to go, but I'd be miffed that it wasn't even an option. Seems a little odd.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A splendid sequence over recent weeks for a 21 year old nephew on my wife's side of the family:(a) He knocked up his girlfriend. (My SIL would like to meet the girl's parents, but they don't speak English ...)(b) He punched out a guy - serious enough that the guy was taken away in an ambulance. Oh, and this was right in front of the cops, so the nephew got cuffed and hauled away. They let him out the next morning, but he has a court day on 12/27. Merry Christmas!

I feel your pain and then some.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How do you break it to your significant other, with whom you've lived for 9 months, that he is not invited to Christmas morning?

Personally, I'd be fine with not having to go, but I'd be miffed that it wasn't even an option. Seems a little odd.

This.You should make it so he thinks he is getting out of having to go. Afterall, every good relationship is based on deception.

 

[Please See Mine]

this thread has taken an absolute fabulous turn for the lousy.WTFThis is supposed to be the happy, jovial thread, a sanctuary from the mundane and a break from the doldrums.I come in here and what do I get?Frosty and SLB quitting booze. And YSR, and GM for that matter, wtfIllnesses up and down the board.fmlI'm about to quit the ffa forever if this is all I have to look forward to now.

it's too bad I always get you confused with Da Guru

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Time to start your own family tradition. We're waking up in the Bahamas!

DR is wise.

 

[Please See Mine]

How do you break it to your significant other, with whom you've lived for 9 months, that he is not invited to Christmas morning?

Unpack this a bit please.

You'll need to start from the bottom, but here you are:

-----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 8:49 PM, YSR Dad wrote:I would prefer to have just our immediate family wake up in our house Christmas morning. I would think he would prefer to do the same at his home.-----Original Message-----From: YSRSent: Monday, December 06, 2010 8:46 PMTo: YSR DadSubject: Re: QuestionNo idea. I will try to talk to him about it tomorrow. -----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 8:45 PM, YSR Dad wrote:Christmas Eve. Is he going to be in Greenville or Knoxville?-----Original Message-----From: YSRSent: Monday, December 06, 2010 8:41 PMTo: YSR DadSubject: Re: QuestionNo, he does not read them. Ask away.-----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 7:35 PM, YSR Dad wroteoes YSR BF read you emails?I need to ask you a confidential question.

I would consider fighting for this, especially if you really care. I had a similar type of situation with my then live-in ladyfriend (well, she hated that term) and now estranged wife and she really resented the fact that I didn't go to bat for her. That, among a handful of other instances, probably played a large role in our current circumstance.Of course, we are talking about a guy here and if it were me, I'd be just as happy to wake up in a drunken haze in an Omaha YMCA.

 

[General Malaise]

God I wish I would be excluded from participating in Christmas.

I'm pretty sure you already started a thread on that, Tim.

My kids asked me at dinner when we were getting a tree. Said his mom got one yesterday. I replied with "Then you don't need one here, right?". That didn't go over too well.Sigh.At least I talked my folks into doing a gift card exchange this year instead of buying everyone gifts.

 

[Thorn]

I agree that Thorn has been killing it. Why wasn't he this funny in chat?

I'm decidedly less funny after midnight. At least intentionally.

 

[Thorn]

How do you break it to your significant other, with whom you've lived for 9 months, that he is not invited to Christmas morning?

 

[General Malaise]

How do you break it to your significant other, with whom you've lived for 9 months, that he is not invited to Christmas morning?

Unpack this a bit please.

You'll need to start from the bottom, but here you are:

-----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 8:49 PM, YSR Dad wrote:I would prefer to have just our immediate family wake up in our house Christmas morning. I would think he would prefer to do the same at his home.-----Original Message-----From: YSRSent: Monday, December 06, 2010 8:46 PMTo: YSR DadSubject: Re: QuestionNo idea. I will try to talk to him about it tomorrow. -----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 8:45 PM, YSR Dad wrote:Christmas Eve. Is he going to be in Greenville or Knoxville?-----Original Message-----From: YSRSent: Monday, December 06, 2010 8:41 PMTo: YSR DadSubject: Re: QuestionNo, he does not read them. Ask away.-----Original Message-----On Mon, Dec 6, 2010 at 7:35 PM, YSR Dad wroteoes YSR BF read you emails?I need to ask you a confidential question.

I would consider fighting for this, especially if you really care. I had a similar type of situation with my then live-in ladyfriend (well, she hated that term) and now estranged wife and she really resented the fact that I didn't go to bat for her. That, among a handful of other instances, probably played a large role in our current circumstance.Of course, we are talking about a guy here and if it were me, I'd be just as happy to wake up in a drunken haze in an Omaha YMCA.

Some good stuff here.What an awful spot for YSR. I spent the majority of my first marriage locked into a never-ending war between my family and spouse (ex). There were days I wanted to drive myself far far away from all of them, dig a hole and stick my head into it.YSR, I hope this is just an isolated request and not something rooted in a deeper schism. But I'd be pretty upset if my wife's family didn't want me waking up at their house on xmas.

 

[kevzilla]

Wow. I miss a lot in this thread when I'm trying to assemble the largest entertainment center in captivity for a clueless friend. I'm going to pour myself the mother of all nightcaps.

We need events for the Albino Olympics.

100-meter glow

 

[CGRdrJoe]

YSR how old are you? The older you are the stranger the request. Also since your female I'll have to remember to add at least 5 years to your answer

 

[YSR]

YSR how old are you? The older you are the stranger the request. Also since your female I'll have to remember to add at least 5 years to your answer

I'm 33. It is really strange since we will be traveling together from Jacksonville. It's really, really going to hurt his feelings when I broach the topic. Family is very important to him so this will be huge. His family is very close (smothering at times, but very close) and his parents go out of their way to include me (having Thanksgiving on Friday so that I can have it on Thursday with my family and still be there to celebrate with his family, etc.)I'm just going to sit on it for a few days and hope that there is a change of heart.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

YSR how old are you? The older you are the stranger the request. Also since your female I'll have to remember to add at least 5 years to your answer

I'm 33. It is really strange since we will be traveling together from Jacksonville. It's really, really going to hurt his feelings when I broach the topic. Family is very important to him so this will be huge. His family is very close (smothering at times, but very close) and his parents go out of their way to include me (having Thanksgiving on Friday so that I can have it on Thursday with my family and still be there to celebrate with his family, etc.)I'm just going to sit on it for a few days and hope that there is a change of heart.

I'd email dear dad back and tell him not to worry, that you'll be waking up in his family's house, where both of you are welcome.

 

[Thorn]

YSR how old are you? The older you are the stranger the request. Also since your female I'll have to remember to add at least 5 years to your answer

I'm 33. It is really strange since we will be traveling together from Jacksonville. It's really, really going to hurt his feelings when I broach the topic. Family is very important to him so this will be huge. His family is very close (smothering at times, but very close) and his parents go out of their way to include me (having Thanksgiving on Friday so that I can have it on Thursday with my family and still be there to celebrate with his family, etc.)I'm just going to sit on it for a few days and hope that there is a change of heart.

Is it a "no unmarried daughter of mine..." kinda thing?

 

[mr. furley]

How do you break it to your significant other, with whom you've lived for 9 months, that he is not invited to Christmas morning?

Personally, I'd be fine with not having to go, but I'd be miffed that it wasn't even an option. Seems a little odd.

miffed?

 

[-fish-]

from the way it's phrased, it doesn't seem like he's not invited to Christmas morning; he's just not invited to "wake up" in your father's house.

 

[Disco Stu]

YSR how old are you? The older you are the stranger the request. Also since your female I'll have to remember to add at least 5 years to your answer

I'm 33. It is really strange since we will be traveling together from Jacksonville. It's really, really going to hurt his feelings when I broach the topic. Family is very important to him so this will be huge. His family is very close (smothering at times, but very close) and his parents go out of their way to include me (having Thanksgiving on Friday so that I can have it on Thursday with my family and still be there to celebrate with his family, etc.)I'm just going to sit on it for a few days and hope that there is a change of heart.

Is it a "no unmarried daughter of mine..." kinda thing?

Extra incentive to fill her stocking if you know what I mean.:winkwinknudgenudge:

 

[tri-man 47]

How do you break it to your significant other, with whom you've lived for 9 months, that he is not invited to Christmas morning?

Personally, I'd be fine with not having to go, but I'd be miffed that it wasn't even an option. Seems a little odd.

miffed?

Oh, fiddlesticks, just look it up!

 

[the rover]

How do you break it to your significant other, with whom you've lived for 9 months, that he is not invited to Christmas morning?

Personally, I'd be fine with not having to go, but I'd be miffed that it wasn't even an option. Seems a little odd.

miffed?

You've never heard this word?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

How do you break it to your significant other, with whom you've lived for 9 months, that he is not invited to Christmas morning?

Personally, I'd be fine with not having to go, but I'd be miffed that it wasn't even an option. Seems a little odd.

miffed?

You've never heard this word?

I think he's suggesting it is an understatement.

 

[mr. furley]

How do you break it to your significant other, with whom you've lived for 9 months, that he is not invited to Christmas morning?

Personally, I'd be fine with not having to go, but I'd be miffed that it wasn't even an option. Seems a little odd.

miffed?

You've never heard this word?

I think he's suggesting it is an understatement.

i would have went 'nettled' there but maybe Pickles is breaking in some new shtick

 

[El Floppo]

YSR how old are you? The older you are the stranger the request. Also since your female I'll have to remember to add at least 5 years to your answer

I'm 33. It is really strange since we will be traveling together from Jacksonville. It's really, really going to hurt his feelings when I broach the topic. Family is very important to him so this will be huge. His family is very close (smothering at times, but very close) and his parents go out of their way to include me (having Thanksgiving on Friday so that I can have it on Thursday with my family and still be there to celebrate with his family, etc.)I'm just going to sit on it for a few days and hope that there is a change of heart.

I'd email dear dad back and tell him not to worry, that you'll be waking up in his family's house, where both of you are welcome.

yes.or email (or better yet, call) back and ask your dad why your boyfriend isn't welcome there? At this age, it's definitely a bit of an FU to you. And regardless- as long as your guy knows how you feel about him, he should be able to get clear of the snub.Or is there some backstory to this...

 

[Idiot Boxer]

i would have went 'nettled' there but maybe Pickles is breaking in some new shtick

Never can tell with non-SLIders

 

[proninja]

YSR how old are you? The older you are the stranger the request. Also since your female I'll have to remember to add at least 5 years to your answer

I'm 33. It is really strange since we will be traveling together from Jacksonville. It's really, really going to hurt his feelings when I broach the topic. Family is very important to him so this will be huge. His family is very close (smothering at times, but very close) and his parents go out of their way to include me (having Thanksgiving on Friday so that I can have it on Thursday with my family and still be there to celebrate with his family, etc.)I'm just going to sit on it for a few days and hope that there is a change of heart.

I'd email dear dad back and tell him not to worry, that you'll be waking up in his family's house, where both of you are welcome.

"Dad, I don't want to be forced to choose between one or the other, so I'm going somewhere where I don't have to make that decision"

 

[General Malaise]

Your'e a chick, YSR? Wow, must've forgot. Hey, can you send me that J.J. Grey you were talking about? Remember?

I do remember. I owe you and GM. The reason I haven't sent it, thus far, is because I spend moost of my time on a Mac and I am still a n00b on a lot of things. Once I get the files uploaded, would you prefer CD mailed or link sent?

I guess a CD, I don't know, whatever's easier. I'm Mac too, if that helps. But don't sweat it, I was trying to lighten up your Monday blues a little.

I was listening to Lochloosa (sp?) last night.

Have you listened to the Deerhunter album yet? It's my favorite of the year.

Listened to it on my way to work today. Got through 4 songs and absolutely love it. Can't wait to dig into this some more.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm just going to sit on it for a few days and hope that there is a change of heart.

How about standing up for what you think is right?

 

[bostonfred]

Has your boyfriend ever stayed at your dad's house before?

 

[General Malaise]

YSR how old are you? The older you are the stranger the request. Also since your female I'll have to remember to add at least 5 years to your answer

I'm 33. It is really strange since we will be traveling together from Jacksonville. It's really, really going to hurt his feelings when I broach the topic. Family is very important to him so this will be huge. His family is very close (smothering at times, but very close) and his parents go out of their way to include me (having Thanksgiving on Friday so that I can have it on Thursday with my family and still be there to celebrate with his family, etc.)I'm just going to sit on it for a few days and hope that there is a change of heart.

I'd email dear dad back and tell him not to worry, that you'll be waking up in his family's house, where both of you are welcome.

yes.or email (or better yet, call) back and ask your dad why your boyfriend isn't welcome there? At this age, it's definitely a bit of an FU to you. And regardless- as long as your guy knows how you feel about him, he should be able to get clear of the snub.Or is there some backstory to this...

 

[General Malaise]

I'm just going to sit on it for a few days and hope that there is a change of heart.

How about standing up for what you think is right?

Man, Pickles is bringing it.

 

[the rover]

Maybe get Dad and Jasper on the phone and then conference a bunch of us in?

 

[kevzilla]

I can't help YSR. I am far more concerned with the ninja Illuminati. Or is it the Illuminati ninjas?

 

[eoMMan]

Maybe the dad is afraid of his baby getting some smush time in his own house?

 

[Sammy3469]

I'm just going to sit on it for a few days and hope that there is a change of heart.

How about standing up for what you think is right?

Man, Pickles is bringing it.

Always does, thats why he's a SUPER DUPER UBER ELITE TIER POSTER

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Maybe the dad is afraid of his baby getting some smush time in his own house?

She's 33 with a live-in boyfriend. If he's worried about the smush time, BF can sleep on the couch.

 

[mr. furley]

Maybe the dad is afraid of his baby getting some smush time in his own house?

She's 33 with a live-in boyfriend. If he's worried about the smush time, BF can sleep on the couch.

at 33 it's time to make grown up decisions. dad shouldn't be dictating anything to you anymore.

 

[eoMMan]

Maybe the dad is afraid of his baby getting some smush time in his own house?

She's 33 with a live-in boyfriend. If he's worried about the smush time, BF can sleep on the couch.

at 33 it's time to make grown up decisions. dad shouldn't be dictating anything to you anymore.

Maybe he's just upset then that the bf didn't go to Jared's yet.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

that's a pretty weird request for a 33yo daughter with a live-in boyfriend.

 

[SofaKings]

Maybe the dad is afraid of his baby getting some smush time in his own house?

She's 33 with a live-in boyfriend. If he's worried about the smush time, BF can sleep on the couch.

at 33 it's time to make grown up decisions. dad shouldn't be dictating anything to you anymore.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

 

[SofaKings]

this thread has taken an absolute fabulous turn for the lousy.WTFThis is supposed to be the happy, jovial thread, a sanctuary from the mundane and a break from the doldrums.I come in here and what do I get?Frosty and SLB quitting booze. And YSR, and GM for that matter, wtfIllnesses up and down the board.fmlI'm about to quit the ffa forever if this is all I have to look forward to now.

it's too bad I always get you confused with Da Guru

Pretty sure that will leave a mark.