the rover
Footballguy
Enjoy those 115 degree summers, smart guy.BRRRRRRRRRRRRR I may need a sweatshirt to grill out tomorrowI don't know you, but right now I'm pretty sure I don't like you.
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KGB
Footballguy
Well played sirEnjoy those 115 degree summers, smart guy.BRRRRRRRRRRRRR I may need a sweatshirt to grill out tomorrowI don't know you, but right now I'm pretty sure I don't like you.
But for now 
KGB
Footballguy
What is this and where can I get one? :FLAVAFLAVE:
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MacArtist
Guest
desert rose said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Hi
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
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RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
My wife and I have always joke that our divorce would end up in "you take them! no YOU take them!"
drunk
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
I know that dude ...DO NOT #### with him.
jplvr
Footballguy
drunk
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Hey, me too.drunk
General Malaise
Footballguy
Watching ESPN 30 and 30 right now. I am convinced that Ron Meyer is Jplvr's true father. My god...a young Ron Meyer looks just. like. jeep. Holy crap.
Thorn
Footballguy
Do we need the drunk thread anymore?Hey, me too.drunk
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I considered checking in last night but I knew there was no freaking way I could type.
synopsis
The party was at Aunt & Uncles a few blocks away. Maybe it is just this new style of almost knee high boots but Mrs. SLB was dressed kind of whorish. Maybe she is just watching Jersey shows too much. In past years I would have told her to change but I don't know, I couldn't wait to get home.
Neither of us got really wasted and for once we were close to first to leaving. Everything was looking good.
We get home and Cal and his Oedipus complex was up waiting for his mother. FML.
About half an hour later, 12:30, he was back in bed singing made up songs really loud.
Mrs. SLB puts her arm around me and starts crying. A kid that worked part time for us showed up at the party. He's a cop and was on the scene of the accident. He said that the EMT guys said the dude hit by the car was probably going to die.
So I let Mrs. SLB go to sleep, poured myself a strong one and toked on a number in the dark while I watched the snow fall for about two hours.
synopsis
The party was at Aunt & Uncles a few blocks away. Maybe it is just this new style of almost knee high boots but Mrs. SLB was dressed kind of whorish. Maybe she is just watching Jersey shows too much. In past years I would have told her to change but I don't know, I couldn't wait to get home.
Neither of us got really wasted and for once we were close to first to leaving. Everything was looking good.
We get home and Cal and his Oedipus complex was up waiting for his mother. FML.
About half an hour later, 12:30, he was back in bed singing made up songs really loud.
Mrs. SLB puts her arm around me and starts crying. A kid that worked part time for us showed up at the party. He's a cop and was on the scene of the accident. He said that the EMT guys said the dude hit by the car was probably going to die.
So I let Mrs. SLB go to sleep, poured myself a strong one and toked on a number in the dark while I watched the snow fall for about two hours.
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RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Moar about teh boots, pleas.
jplvr
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
desert rose said:
You know why I do it? Because I'm different. I go out of my way to be considerate. Am I a freak? Sure. I'll tell you this though, when my cousin buys golf for 60 of us every year at out annual trip, I'm pretty sure I'm the only one that send him a thank you note and a gift card. I don't give a #### about the status quo or what or what other people think. I am Bob damn it. Now pardon me, I'm going to go leave my family and spend the day at the bar. Good day.
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bostonfred
Footballguy
Boots are ugly. Please stop encouraging women's behavior of buying more expensive things to cover up attractive parts of their body.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Short skirt, black nylons that were textured, had lines in them, I don't know what you call them, and black boots that almost went up to her knees. I got more than a few
from my buddies/relatives last night. She agreed to wear her cheater glasses later that makes her look...OMG...earlier too.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Fred, I am a leg man for sure but.....
El Floppo
Footballguy
I'm going to need confirmation from an **official** style guy like offdee, otis or Furley before I can weigh in on this.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
mr. furley
Footballguy
i'm assuming fred has gotten in to the franzia againEl Floppo said:
mr. furley
Footballguy
Disco> can we get a ruling on the effectiveness of this maneuver for the 30+ crowd?Drifter said:
El Floppo
Footballguy
awesome.Drifter said:
my kid throws whatever he's carrying up in the air and does a speedy gonzales back and forth, gesticulating like some crazed, drunk Eye-talian.eta: and I can tell you from experience, this doesn't work for the over 30 crowd
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jplvr
Footballguy
Besides pronunciation.
the rover
Footballguy
Updated the "junk in the trunk" thread today.
Barry
Footballguy
I have a friend who wants to break up with his live in GF. He would be the one moving out in this scenario. He wants to know when is a good time to tell the GF being that it's the holiday season and all. Should he do it now before Christmast? Between Christmas and NYE? Right after New Years?
Also, assume that they aren't giving each other Christmas gifts so don't let that factor into your suggestion. I think he also said that her birthday is in February sometime too so I assume he'll definitely want to get out before then.
Also, assume that they aren't giving each other Christmas gifts so don't let that factor into your suggestion. I think he also said that her birthday is in February sometime too so I assume he'll definitely want to get out before then.
mr. furley
Footballguy
this being my second go-round, and having talked to other guys with kids, there's one thing of which i am certain.. no matter what... never ever ever ever tell your wife that you are exhausted during the first 2-3 months after she has had a baby.
you worked 10 hours today? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.
you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.
you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours, then came home to make dinner, do the dishes and shovel 10" of snow? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.
we get that taking care of the baby all day is hard work, really we do.... so when we fall asleep on the couch at 3 on a sunday because we are running on 3 hours of sleep a night for 3 weeks running, please don't get upset with us and tell us we don't know what it's like to be tired... just let us nap for 45 minutes or an hour.
trust us, when we fall asleep involuntarily it's not a slap in your face of the faces of women who for thousands of years have taken care of babies all by themselves.. and we're certainly not mocking you by collapsing between the toilet and the bathroom sink... it's just that our brain has blacked out, like when you drank that half-liter of vodka in 20 minutes at our friends house 15 years ago.
when the baby shrieks in about 30 minutes, and the 2 year old steps on our nuts, elbows our throat and knees our forehead again to play "climb the mountain" we'll wake up and make sure to get right on top of those dishes, and dinner, and diapers, and yes.. you can take an hour shower and 3 hour nap because we don't know what it's really like to be tired. we're just ####ing ###holes.
fred> gllllllllll
you worked 10 hours today? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.
you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.
you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours, then came home to make dinner, do the dishes and shovel 10" of snow? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.
we get that taking care of the baby all day is hard work, really we do.... so when we fall asleep on the couch at 3 on a sunday because we are running on 3 hours of sleep a night for 3 weeks running, please don't get upset with us and tell us we don't know what it's like to be tired... just let us nap for 45 minutes or an hour.
trust us, when we fall asleep involuntarily it's not a slap in your face of the faces of women who for thousands of years have taken care of babies all by themselves.. and we're certainly not mocking you by collapsing between the toilet and the bathroom sink... it's just that our brain has blacked out, like when you drank that half-liter of vodka in 20 minutes at our friends house 15 years ago.
when the baby shrieks in about 30 minutes, and the 2 year old steps on our nuts, elbows our throat and knees our forehead again to play "climb the mountain" we'll wake up and make sure to get right on top of those dishes, and dinner, and diapers, and yes.. you can take an hour shower and 3 hour nap because we don't know what it's really like to be tired. we're just ####ing ###holes.
fred> gllllllllll
before the rent is due :srhug:I have a friend who wants to break up with his live in GF. He would be the one moving out in this scenario. He wants to know when is a good time to tell the GF being that it's the holiday season and all. Should he do it now before Christmast? Between Christmas and NYE? Right after New Years?Also, assume that they aren't giving each other Christmas gifts so don't let that factor into your suggestion. I think he also said that her birthday is in February sometime too so I assume he'll definitely want to get out before then.
YSR
Footballguy
Wait a minute. My birthday is in February.I have a friend who wants to break up with his live in GF. He would be the one moving out in this scenario. He wants to know when is a good time to tell the GF being that it's the holiday season and all. Should he do it now before Christmast? Between Christmas and NYE? Right after New Years?
Also, assume that they aren't giving each other Christmas gifts so don't let that factor into your suggestion. I think he also said that her birthday is in February sometime too so I assume he'll definitely want to get out before then.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Then I would say before Christmas to avoid all of that uncomfortable "My dad says you can't wake up here" talk.Wait a minute. My birthday is in February.I have a friend who wants to break up with his live in GF. He would be the one moving out in this scenario. He wants to know when is a good time to tell the GF being that it's the holiday season and all. Should he do it now before Christmast? Between Christmas and NYE? Right after New Years?
Also, assume that they aren't giving each other Christmas gifts so don't let that factor into your suggestion. I think he also said that her birthday is in February sometime too so I assume he'll definitely want to get out before then.
So when would you want to know?Wait a minute. My birthday is in February.I have a friend who wants to break up with his live in GF. He would be the one moving out in this scenario. He wants to know when is a good time to tell the GF being that it's the holiday season and all. Should he do it now before Christmast? Between Christmas and NYE? Right after New Years?
Also, assume that they aren't giving each other Christmas gifts so don't let that factor into your suggestion. I think he also said that her birthday is in February sometime too so I assume he'll definitely want to get out before then.
El Floppo
Footballguy
this being my second go-round, and having talked to other guys with kids, there's one thing of which i am certain.. no matter what... never ever ever ever tell your wife that you are exhausted during the first 2-3 months after she has had a baby.you worked 10 hours today? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours, then came home to make dinner, do the dishes and shovel 10" of snow? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.we get that taking care of the baby all day is hard work, really we do.... so when we fall asleep on the couch at 3 on a sunday because we are running on 3 hours of sleep a night for 3 weeks running, please don't get upset with us and tell us we don't know what it's like to be tired... just let us nap for 45 minutes or an hour. trust us, when we fall asleep involuntarily it's not a slap in your face of the faces of women who for thousands of years have taken care of babies all by themselves.. and we're certainly not mocking you by collapsing between the toilet and the bathroom sink... it's just that our brain has blacked out, like when you drank that half-liter of vodka in 20 minutes at our friends house 15 years ago. when the baby shrieks in about 30 minutes, and the 2 year old steps on our nuts, elbows our throat and knees our forehead again to play "climb the mountain" we'll wake up and make sure to get right on top of those dishes, and dinner, and diapers, and yes.. you can take an hour shower and 3 hour nap because we don't know what it's really like to be tired. we're just ####ing ###holes.fred> gllllllllll
(can't wait for July when I get to do this.... :guntohead: )
YSR
Footballguy
Ugh. I'm not really sure. Part of me thinks I would want to know as soon as possible - why draw things out if they aren't working out? But she probably has family, friends, etc. who would be grilling her/feeling sorry for her/who knows what - that could add a lot of stress to the holidays.Definitely before NYE though. No need to have her thinking she's ringing in the New Year with that special someone.So when would you want to know?Wait a minute. My birthday is in February.I have a friend who wants to break up with his live in GF. He would be the one moving out in this scenario. He wants to know when is a good time to tell the GF being that it's the holiday season and all. Should he do it now before Christmast? Between Christmas and NYE? Right after New Years?
Also, assume that they aren't giving each other Christmas gifts so don't let that factor into your suggestion. I think he also said that her birthday is in February sometime too so I assume he'll definitely want to get out before then.
mr. furley
Footballguy
you poor dumb ******* :(
bostonfred
Footballguy
Yeah, but kids are like reverse kittens. When you get a kitten they start out so cute and everything they do is fun but then they turn into cats and make noises and ruin all your nice things and stink and don't acknowledge your presence. When you have a baby, they don't acknowledge your presence, they ruin all your nice things, they stink, and they make noises, but then they turn cute and everything they do is fun. At least babies are only cats for a little while before they become kittens.this being my second go-round, and having talked to other guys with kids, there's one thing of which i am certain.. no matter what... never ever ever ever tell your wife that you are exhausted during the first 2-3 months after she has had a baby.you worked 10 hours today? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours, then came home to make dinner, do the dishes and shovel 10" of snow? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.we get that taking care of the baby all day is hard work, really we do.... so when we fall asleep on the couch at 3 on a sunday because we are running on 3 hours of sleep a night for 3 weeks running, please don't get upset with us and tell us we don't know what it's like to be tired... just let us nap for 45 minutes or an hour. trust us, when we fall asleep involuntarily it's not a slap in your face of the faces of women who for thousands of years have taken care of babies all by themselves.. and we're certainly not mocking you by collapsing between the toilet and the bathroom sink... it's just that our brain has blacked out, like when you drank that half-liter of vodka in 20 minutes at our friends house 15 years ago. when the baby shrieks in about 30 minutes, and the 2 year old steps on our nuts, elbows our throat and knees our forehead again to play "climb the mountain" we'll wake up and make sure to get right on top of those dishes, and dinner, and diapers, and yes.. you can take an hour shower and 3 hour nap because we don't know what it's really like to be tired. we're just ####ing ###holes.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Was the Packer game on while you were "napping?" :(this being my second go-round, and having talked to other guys with kids, there's one thing of which i am certain.. no matter what... never ever ever ever tell your wife that you are exhausted during the first 2-3 months after she has had a baby.you worked 10 hours today? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours, then came home to make dinner, do the dishes and shovel 10" of snow? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.we get that taking care of the baby all day is hard work, really we do.... so when we fall asleep on the couch at 3 on a sunday because we are running on 3 hours of sleep a night for 3 weeks running, please don't get upset with us and tell us we don't know what it's like to be tired... just let us nap for 45 minutes or an hour. trust us, when we fall asleep involuntarily it's not a slap in your face of the faces of women who for thousands of years have taken care of babies all by themselves.. and we're certainly not mocking you by collapsing between the toilet and the bathroom sink... it's just that our brain has blacked out, like when you drank that half-liter of vodka in 20 minutes at our friends house 15 years ago. when the baby shrieks in about 30 minutes, and the 2 year old steps on our nuts, elbows our throat and knees our forehead again to play "climb the mountain" we'll wake up and make sure to get right on top of those dishes, and dinner, and diapers, and yes.. you can take an hour shower and 3 hour nap because we don't know what it's really like to be tired. we're just ####ing ###holes.
Tiny Dancer
Footballguy
Ummm, this seems a bit off.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Trust me. Kids are cute and never do anything wrong.
jplvr
Footballguy
And then?Yeah, but kids are like reverse kittens. When you get a kitten they start out so cute and everything they do is fun but then they turn into cats and make noises and ruin all your nice things and stink and don't acknowledge your presence. When you have a baby, they don't acknowledge your presence, they ruin all your nice things, they stink, and they make noises, but then they turn cute and everything they do is fun. At least babies are only cats for a little while before they become kittens.this being my second go-round, and having talked to other guys with kids, there's one thing of which i am certain.. no matter what... never ever ever ever tell your wife that you are exhausted during the first 2-3 months after she has had a baby.you worked 10 hours today? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.you stayed up with the baby until midnight, got up at 3 and 5:30, then went to work for 10 hours, then came home to make dinner, do the dishes and shovel 10" of snow? so ####ing what. she took care of the baby all day.we get that taking care of the baby all day is hard work, really we do.... so when we fall asleep on the couch at 3 on a sunday because we are running on 3 hours of sleep a night for 3 weeks running, please don't get upset with us and tell us we don't know what it's like to be tired... just let us nap for 45 minutes or an hour. trust us, when we fall asleep involuntarily it's not a slap in your face of the faces of women who for thousands of years have taken care of babies all by themselves.. and we're certainly not mocking you by collapsing between the toilet and the bathroom sink... it's just that our brain has blacked out, like when you drank that half-liter of vodka in 20 minutes at our friends house 15 years ago. when the baby shrieks in about 30 minutes, and the 2 year old steps on our nuts, elbows our throat and knees our forehead again to play "climb the mountain" we'll wake up and make sure to get right on top of those dishes, and dinner, and diapers, and yes.. you can take an hour shower and 3 hour nap because we don't know what it's really like to be tired. we're just ####ing ###holes.fred> gllllllllll
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