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[Early_10]

I spent today at the childrens emergency with the youngest girl...thought for sure she had a concussion after the fall she had. She just closed her eyes and wanted to pass out. All I could do to keep her awake til we got there and registered. Of course once we got there she was laughing and giggling and being herself but she's in care and we'd already registered so...well that was fun. ...damn, bad smilie.

 

[RudiStein]

I've never seen Nipseys commercial.

which one? pretty sure there are dozens.

What was the first? *snick*? Anyway, haven't seen any. I do have a copy of his publicity shots though.

*snick* was a radio ad in Chicago.The vegas ad got a lot of play on tv.

link? or pm it?

PM sent

 

[Thorn]

Wait...Thora Birch was sixteen when American Beauty was made? How is that...legal?

wub

In the third pic it looks like her boobs grew old much faster than she did. Maybe that's why they snagged her early.

 

[YSR]

Wait...Thora Birch was sixteen when American Beauty was made? How is that...legal?

wub

In the third pic it looks like her boobs grew old much faster than she did. Maybe that's why they snagged her early.

My guess is that she's best filed in that "unattractive women you find hot" thread.

 

[the rover]

Wait...Thora Birch was sixteen when American Beauty was made? How is that...legal?

wub

In the third pic it looks like her boobs grew old much faster than she did. Maybe that's why they snagged her early.

My guess is that she's best filed in that "attractive women you find hot" thread.

Fixed.

 

[Frostillicus]

NOTE to Philo -> I just had lunch on The Lot. The carnitas tacos were very good.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Wait...Thora Birch was sixteen when American Beauty was made? How is that...legal?

wub

In the third pic it looks like her boobs grew old much faster than she did. Maybe that's why they snagged her early.

My guess is that she's best filed in that "unattractive women you find hot" thread.

Oof.

 

[Philo]

NOTE to Philo -> I just had lunch on The Lot. The carnitas tacos were very good.

"The Lot" in West Hollywood? Nice. Surprisingly, we don't have the carnitas option on the Burbank lot. We have a Poquito Mas here, but they only stock chicken & steak.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Any decent bars in Tampa? I'll be there for a night in the beginning of January.

 

[General Malaise]

Find me a worse rock couplet than this:

Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas You know he knows just exactly what the facts is

 

[General Malaise]

Any decent bars in Tampa? I'll be there for a night in the beginning of January.

Mons Venus.

 

[-fish-]

Find me a worse rock couplet than this:

Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas

You know he knows just exactly what the facts is

Ozzy rhyming "masses" with "masses" in War Pigs?

Generals gathered in their masses,

Just like witches at black masses.

 

[jplvr]

Find me a worse rock couplet than this:

Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas

You know he knows just exactly what the facts is

I'm sure you can find something in here. My nephew could've auditioned for Talladega Nights and could still likely pull it off. Apparently his dad listens to a lot of classic rock and picked up on this tune, which he could sing on command for a while. He turns 5 next year, so he's over that stage, but it was quite hilarious at the time, especially the 2nd part:

My brother Bill an' my other brother Jack,

Belly full o'beer and a possum in a sack.

Fifteen kids in the front porch light:

Louisiana Saturday night!

When the kinfolk leave an' the kids get fed,

Me an' my woman gonna slip off to bed.

Have a little fun when we turn out the lights!

Louisiana Saturday night!

I bolded my submission.

 

[bostonfred]

We hit McDonalds. Pulled into the drive in.

Ordered two big macs and two large fries and cokes.

 

[jplvr]

Any decent bars in Tampa? I'll be there for a night in the beginning of January.

Mons Venus.

2nd

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Some people call me the Space Cowboy, some call me the Gangster of love

Some people call me Maurice, 'cause I speak of the pompatus of love

Mind you, love might be the easiest word in the English language to rhyme

 

[General Malaise]

Find me a worse rock couplet than this:

Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas You know he knows just exactly what the facts is

And we were trying different thingsWe were smoking funny things

Ohh, that's bad. Who sings that gem?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Find me a worse rock couplet than this:

Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas You know he knows just exactly what the facts is

And we were trying different thingsWe were smoking funny things

Ohh, that's bad. Who sings that gem?

Kid RockAdd in the unholy raping of both Lynyrd Skynyrd and Warren Zevon and there's a good argument to be made for that being the worst song of recent vintage

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Any decent bars in Tampa? I'll be there for a night in the beginning of January.

Mons Venus.

2nd

Awesome! Walking distance from my hotel

 

[jplvr]

Kid RockAdd in the unholy raping of both Lynyrd Skynyrd and Warren Zevon and there's a good argument to be made for that being the worst song of recent vintage

Oh yeah. Horrible song. Got lots of play in Alabama a couple of years ago, naturally.

 

[YSR]

Wait...Thora Birch was sixteen when American Beauty was made? How is that...legal?

wub

In the third pic it looks like her boobs grew old much faster than she did. Maybe that's why they snagged her early.

My guess is that she's best filed in that "unattractive women you find hot" thread.

Oof.

Serious question: is she generally regarded as hot? If so, apologies. I just never saw it.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Kid RockAdd in the unholy raping of both Lynyrd Skynyrd and Warren Zevon and there's a good argument to be made for that being the worst song of recent vintage

Oh yeah. Horrible song. Got lots of play in Alabama a couple of years ago, naturally.

somewhere on rocknrolljesusguys.com message board, user MyNameIsKidRock is asking if "tomorrow" and "bottle" rhyme

 

[jplvr]

Serious question: is she generally regarded as hot? If so, apologies. I just never saw it.

BOOBS!She does have a butter face though... a bit of two face going on as well.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Any decent bars in Tampa? I'll be there for a night in the beginning of January.

Mons Venus.

2nd

Awesome! Walking distance from my hotel

they don't sell booze

 

[Tremendous Upside]

We owe this jewel to rapper Chingy.

"I like them Black, White, Puerto Rican, or Haitian

I l ike Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."

Not to mention it's a cribbing of Tribe's Electric Relaxation lyric:I like em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian/

My name is Phife Dog from the Zulu Nation

 

[RudiStein]

We owe this jewel to rapper Chingy.

"I like them Black, White, Puerto Rican, or Haitian

I l ike Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."

Not to mention it's a cribbing of Tribe's Electric Relaxation lyric:I like em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian/

My name is Phife Dog from the Zulu Nation

Let's be fair though. As much as I dig Tribe they threw out some real wacky stuff too.

Satisfaction, I have the right tactics

And if you need 'em, I got crazy prophylactics

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Any decent bars in Tampa? I'll be there for a night in the beginning of January.

Mons Venus.

2nd

Awesome! Walking distance from my hotel

they don't sell booze

Hmm, hotel bar THEN MV? It just might work.

 

[Thorn]

Serious question: is she generally regarded as hot? If so, apologies. I just never saw it.

I don't find her hot. And her boobs are ... troubling.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

We owe this jewel to rapper Chingy.

"I like them Black, White, Puerto Rican, or Haitian

I l ike Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."

Not to mention it's a cribbing of Tribe's Electric Relaxation lyric:I like em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian/

My name is Phife Dog from the Zulu Nation

Let's be fair though. As much as I dig Tribe they threw out some real wacky stuff too.

Satisfaction, I have the right tactics

And if you need 'em, I got crazy prophylactics

oh, for sure... TribeBut their wackiness was authentic and of the era

De La Soul, for instance, also had a ton of bizarre rhymes

 

[BobbyLayne]

Serious question: is she generally regarded as hot? If so, apologies. I just never saw it.

BOOBS!She does have a butter face though... a bit of two face going on as well.

BOOBS!



kinda sorta SFW

 

[the rover]

We owe this jewel to rapper Chingy.

"I like them Black, White, Puerto Rican, or Haitian

I l ike Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."

Not to mention it's a cribbing of Tribe's Electric Relaxation lyric:I like em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian/

My name is Phife Dog from the Zulu Nation

Let's be fair though. As much as I dig Tribe they threw out some real wacky stuff too.

Satisfaction, I have the right tactics

And if you need 'em, I got crazy prophylactics

oh, for sure... TribeBut their wackiness was authentic and of the era

De La Soul, for instance, also had a ton of bizarre rhymes

snacks and s### dot com is a good repository for wacky lyrics as well.

 

[YSR]

I'd probably feel better if I saw a Thora Birch/Yandek interview.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Serious question: is she generally regarded as hot? If so, apologies. I just never saw it.

I don't find her hot. And her boobs are ... troubling.

I like how they kind of go off in different directions. All this perky perky perky uplift is boring. Nice when you're not quite sure what you're going to get...what's it gonna be today? On a diet, retaining water, just added 15 pounds?That's why that chick is cool. Never quite sure if she's gonna be smoking hot or kinda MILF hot.

 

[General Malaise]

Serious question: is she generally regarded as hot? If so, apologies. I just never saw it.

BOOBS!She does have a butter face though... a bit of two face going on as well.

Too moley for me.

 

[General Malaise]

I'd probably feel better if I saw a Thora Birch/Yandek interview.

First off, how ARE you?

 

[Thorn]

Like raquetball, tennis, pool, whatever

All I know is that you attempted to be clever

 

[Thorn]

Serious question: is she generally regarded as hot? If so, apologies. I just never saw it.

I don't find her hot. And her boobs are ... troubling.

I like how they kind of go off in different directions. All this perky perky perky uplift is boring. Nice when you're not quite sure what you're going to get...what's it gonna be today? On a diet, retaining water, just added 15 pounds?That's why that chick is cool. Never quite sure if she's gonna be smoking hot or kinda MILF hot.

Your love for boobs is greater than mine.

 

[RudiStein]

Like raquetball, tennis, pool, whateverAll I know is that you attempted to be clever

that's horrible.

 

[the rover]

Serious question: is she generally regarded as hot? If so, apologies. I just never saw it.

BOOBS!She does have a butter face though... a bit of two face going on as well.

Too moley for me.

She looks beat up.

 

[Thorn]

Like raquetball, tennis, pool, whatever

All I know is that you attempted to be clever

that's horrible.

I should have given you the whole quartet:There was a few times when I needed your support

But you tried to play me like an indoor sport

Like raquetball, tennis, pool, whatever

All I know is that you attempted to be clever

Actually one of my favorite songs

 

[-fish-]

Pick any two lines.

Then you stole all my shoes

Now what the hell am I gonna do

 

[BobbyLayne]

Serious question: is she generally regarded as hot? If so, apologies. I just never saw it.

I don't find her hot. And her boobs are ... troubling.

I like how they kind of go off in different directions. All this perky perky perky uplift is boring. Nice when you're not quite sure what you're going to get...what's it gonna be today? On a diet, retaining water, just added 15 pounds?That's why that chick is cool. Never quite sure if she's gonna be smoking hot or kinda MILF hot.

Your love for boobs is greater than mine.

I saw her in SoHo one day coming out of Olive's. I was with my then gf and I was trying to do that I'll stare at that writing in the window until these boobs come into my field of vision thing, real subtle like. They were spectacular...then my gf started beating on my arm as we're walking into the coffee shop - how did that not work, how did I get busted - and she told me who just walked by. Blank stare. American Beauty. Dumbfounded. Leans over and whispers

"Nekkid boobs in the window?"

 

[Frostillicus]

NOTE to Philo -> I just had lunch on The Lot. The carnitas tacos were very good.

"The Lot" in West Hollywood? Nice. Surprisingly, we don't have the carnitas option on the Burbank lot. We have a Poquito Mas here, but they only stock chicken & steak.

Not anymore. Now featuring carnitas in Burbank.

 

[RudiStein]

Like raquetball, tennis, pool, whatever

All I know is that you attempted to be clever

that's horrible.

I should have given you the whole quartet:There was a few times when I needed your support

But you tried to play me like an indoor sport

Like raquetball, tennis, pool, whatever

All I know is that you attempted to be clever

Actually one of my favorite songs

I guess tennis can be an indoor sport...

 

[Philo]

NOTE to Philo -> I just had lunch on The Lot. The carnitas tacos were very good.

"The Lot" in West Hollywood? Nice. Surprisingly, we don't have the carnitas option on the Burbank lot. We have a Poquito Mas here, but they only stock chicken & steak.

Not anymore. Now featuring carnitas in Burbank.

I wouldn't have driven all the way to Togo's for a pastrami reuben at lunch if I'd known I could get carnitas here! I might have to recon the commissary tomorrow.ETA: You should have stopped by to say Hi. I would have been the guy dressed for the office Christmas Party, except with a Thousand Island dressing stain on my shirt

 

[Frostillicus]

NOTE to Philo -> I just had lunch on The Lot. The carnitas tacos were very good.

"The Lot" in West Hollywood? Nice. Surprisingly, we don't have the carnitas option on the Burbank lot. We have a Poquito Mas here, but they only stock chicken & steak.

Not anymore. Now featuring carnitas in Burbank.

I wouldn't have driven all the way to Togo's for a pastrami reuben at lunch if I'd known I could get carnitas here! I might have to recon the commissary tomorrow.ETA: You should have stopped by to say Hi. I would have been the guy dressed for the office Christmas Party, except with a Thousand Island dressing stain on my shirt

I'll be at the party.

 

[Frostillicus]

NOTE to Philo -> I just had lunch on The Lot. The carnitas tacos were very good.

"The Lot" in West Hollywood? Nice. Surprisingly, we don't have the carnitas option on the Burbank lot. We have a Poquito Mas here, but they only stock chicken & steak.

Not anymore. Now featuring carnitas in Burbank.

I wouldn't have driven all the way to Togo's for a pastrami reuben at lunch if I'd known I could get carnitas here! I might have to recon the commissary tomorrow.ETA: You should have stopped by to say Hi. I would have been the guy dressed for the office Christmas Party, except with a Thousand Island dressing stain on my shirt

I'll be the guy in the striped dress shirt and khakis who isn't wearing a jacket since I'm from Minnesota and this weather is balmy to me.

 

[jplvr]

I've been in tears for the last 5 minutes laughing at this. I don't know if it's "as" funny if you know nothing about hunting, but I'm in a little bit of pain from laughing at it now.

 

[BobbyLayne]

I've been in tears for the last 5 minutes laughing at this. I don't know if it's "as" funny if you know nothing about hunting, but I'm in a little bit of pain from laughing at it now.

HFS

 

[commisholio]

I've been in tears for the last 5 minutes laughing at this. I don't know if it's "as" funny if you know nothing about hunting, but I'm in a little bit of pain from laughing at it now.

Nope, very funny even if you know nothing about hunting.