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[Rick Vaughn]"Want me to take him outside? Kick the #### out of him?"[/Rick Vaughn]Seriously, WTF.St. Louis Bob said:Did I mention I found out Wednesday night Cal might be kicked out of school? Remember how I was kicked out of 1st grade? FML
I wasn't riding him. I was listening to Tribe back when you were trying to lift up manhole covers to find your favorite Ninja Turtle.AhrnCityPahnder said:Agree with the point, but C'mon. QTip was like 18 when he wrote that.Let's be fair though. As much as I dig Tribe they threw out some real wacky stuff too.
Satisfaction, I have the right tactics
And if you need 'em, I got crazy prophylactics
Ah...yes. I remember that. I found out after school. Me and the bass player for the Pretenders were walking home and told me.Seriously, WTF.St. Louis Bob said:
I was at the bar with my GB that owned the restaurant where she ran into the pole. I thought she backed into it too and he told me that people run into it going forward all the time. It's in a really f-ed up spot. He said he called the utility company a dozen times but they refuse to move it.I assumed she backed into it. Was she driving blindfolded?When you said she hit a pole, I was expecting much worse damage. That looks pretty minorCal>WTF?Seriously, WTF.St. Louis Bob said:Did I mention I found out Wednesday night Cal might be kicked out of school? Remember how I was kicked out of 1st grade? FML
Well played.
I was 10x worse than he was. It seems that the roles of private & public school have reversed since I was a yute. They don't take any #### in the private school. Another reason we have to move.
lolI was kicked out of public school and send to catholic school which is where me and the bass player from the Pretenders photo was taken. Funny enough, same school that Cal is in danger of getting kicked out of. I'll post more later but got to run.
Yeah, I made that joke last night. Guess who is getting a free life time supply of pizzas!! ror Everything is a little funnier when you're buzzed. Then you wake up in the morning.RudiStein said:
Wasn't that, it's that I have a lot of good WRs that make choosing a starting lineup very difficult each week (Nicks/Jackson/Calvin, Britt). It was easy when 2 of the 4 were hurt/suspended....when they're all healthy, it's a freaking nightmareI never seem to remember Thursday night football exists.
Ran into the same thing last night, would've been nice to score an early KO blow in the semis.San Diego defense and Kaeding were solid last night though.Wasn't that, it's that I have a lot of good WRs that make choosing a starting lineup very difficult each week (Nicks/Jackson/Calvin, Britt). It was easy when 2 of the 4 were hurt/suspended....when they're all healthy, it's a freaking nightmareI never seem to remember Thursday night football exists.
Got that last year.
Life is great Bob. These are minor things to test your demeanor and remind you what is important. The car is minor and she didn't hit anyone so you're not dealing with lawsuits or anything, just fixing a bumper. Cal...well he is yours, no DNA test required. What did he do this time? Is he bored in school or what?Seriously, WTF.St. Louis Bob said:Did I mention I found out Wednesday night Cal might be kicked out of school? Remember how I was kicked out of 1st grade? FML
Pretty sure they're just hitting you up for a larger "donation"
As opposed to home school refugees?
Listen, just because I can dress myself, cook for myself, and am unmarried, does not mean that I want to go get a ####### manicure or a 39 dollar "cut, luxury shampoo, stress relief, aroma therapy towel wrap (whatever the #### that is) and style."
SNOW!Seriously, WTF.St. Louis Bob said:
Portland was only able to come up with 12,000+.....but at least 30 of those were ours.
Regift it to the funny-fella.
So at the company secret Santa I got a gift certificate to a "salon and lounge for men."Listen, just because I can dress myself, cook for myself, and am unmarried, does not mean that I want to go get a ####### manicure or a 39 dollar "cut, luxury shampoo, stress relief, aroma therapy towel wrap (whatever the #### that is) and style."
And note to my young hipster dufus co-worker whose sexuality I question - the fact that they "let you bring your own beer" doesn't change the ### #### analysis. When I go to get a haircut, I want to go in, get my hair cut, and get out. When I want to hang out and drink, I go where men actually do that - a bar.
So at the company secret Santa I got a gift certificate to a "salon and lounge for men."
And note to my young hipster dufus co-worker whose sexuality I question - the fact that they "let you bring your own beer" doesn't change the ### #### analysis. When I go to get a haircut, I want to go in, get my hair cut, and get out. When I want to hang out and drink, I go where men actually do that - a bar.
Say the word and I'll male it to you.
So at the company secret Santa I got a gift certificate to a "salon and lounge for men."Listen, just because I can dress myself, cook for myself, and am unmarried, does not mean that I want to go get a ####### manicure or a 39 dollar "cut, luxury shampoo, stress relief, aroma therapy towel wrap (whatever the #### that is) and style."
And note to my young hipster dufus co-worker whose sexuality I question - the fact that they "let you bring your own beer" doesn't change the ### #### analysis. When I go to get a haircut, I want to go in, get my hair cut, and get out. When I want to hang out and drink, I go where men actually do that - a bar.
Say the word and I'll male it to you.
So at the company secret Santa I got a gift certificate to a "salon and lounge for men." :X Listen, just because I can dress myself, cook for myself, and am unmarried, does not mean that I want to go get a ####### manicure or a 39 dollar "cut, luxury shampoo, stress relief, aroma therapy towel wrap (whatever the #### that is) and style."
And note to my young hipster dufus co-worker whose sexuality I question - the fact that they "let you bring your own beer" doesn't change the ### #### analysis. When I go to get a haircut, I want to go in, get my hair cut, and get out. When I want to hang out and drink, I go where men actually do that - a bar.
think they play tomorrow night, jefe
Worse, freezing rain.General Malaise said:SNOW!Seriously, WTF.
You know what to do.OK WTF?
Some girl on facebook just posted "Have Christmas dress will travel."
Then responded to her own post with 'Norville you will be so proud of me its a dress that makes me feel like a princess and its Royal Blue !!!
We really need to get shuke watching this show
uh...pretty sure we looked and saw they were playing tonight on ESPN2.Sammy3469 said:
:confirmed:We were the biggest bunch of delinquents you could find. In the 8th grade, you got to go on a 3 day trip to Chicago at the end of the year, unless you happened to get suspended sometime during the year. It wasn't all that easy, for most kids in the school, to get suspended. We had 32 boys in my class and 16 of us were suspended at least once during the year.
Thorn said:
So at the company secret Santa I got a gift certificate to a "salon and lounge for men."
And note to my young hipster dufus co-worker whose sexuality I question - the fact that they "let you bring your own beer" doesn't change the ### #### analysis. When I go to get a haircut, I want to go in, get my hair cut, and get out. When I want to hang out and drink, I go where men actually do that - a bar.
I've greased the wheels pretty good the last 2 years. Plus at the end of last year I bought a dozen roses for every one of his teachers, the principal and the entire administrative staff.
Pretty sure you two are talking about different sports. Football semis against Villanova tonight; hoops against Nebraska tomorrow.edit for note to self: new year's resolution--cut back on gambling, at least to the point where you don't know Eastern Washington's schedule.uh...pretty sure we looked and saw they were playing tonight on ESPN2.Sammy3469 said:
If you like funny internet vids and mockery of said vids, you'll laugh.
Yeah, no.
I didn't get mad at her but losing a grand because of carelessness does piss me off. As far as Cal, they have this "sticker" conduct grading system. No stickers means it was a bad day. One sticker is a pretty good day. Two stickers is a great day. Every day for the last couple of weeks was a two sticker day. He was diagnosed with ADHD a couple of years ago and we tried every kind of method to try and help him and finally put him on some medicine about 3 months ago. It has really helped and hasn't changed his personality at all except it has dramatically reduced his "dark" mood swings. Before I had kids I always thought ADHD was the equivalent of saying your kid is just a spoiled brat. I can assure you, that is not the case.Life is great Bob. These are minor things to test your demeanor and remind you what is important. The car is minor and she didn't hit anyone so you're not dealing with lawsuits or anything, just fixing a bumper. Cal...well he is yours, no DNA test required. What did he do this time? Is he bored in school or what?Seriously, WTF.Did I mention I found out Wednesday night Cal might be kicked out of school? Remember how I was kicked out of 1st grade? FML
At least I got kicked out of school for beating ### on multiple occasions. No response as of right now. The boys are staying at my parents house tonight. I can't wait to get home, build a fire and pound some whiskeys.
I thought I was the king of sarcasm until I saw him.
This was a private, Presbyterian school. My senior year we had 2 (3?) expelled and the offensive backfield along with a couple of receivers were suspended one week and missed a game. We always had a nice looking school because they basically used child labor on the weekend as punishment and the guys were basically the groundskeepers. Often we'd go "camping" on Friday night which basically meant we'd go out drinking the night before having Saturday school (groundskeeping work).
The part about him making comments on videos which need no further comment is true, but it's still very funny. I don't have it set to record on the DVR, but I don't know why because I always laugh.
Miss that thread. It had potential.
