GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[the rover]

SLB keeps his car in a cave like Batman.

 

[Sarnoff]

Car hole?

What do you call it?

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

ACP thinks this is photoshopped. I think he's a g-dang liar. What you say?

I say ACP has been stealing airplane glue from the model shop again.

Tuesday night at chez ACP

 

[YSR]

Things that are not possible in a household with cats:

Running on the treadmill

Working a jigsaw puzzle

 

[Thorn]

My work is letting me get a new phone via AT&T.

Should I:

a. get the newest blackberry, whatever it is, since that's all I've ever had and mostly email,

b. get an iphone 3

c. shell out my own coin for an iphone 4

TIA

 

[the rover]

Car hole?

What do you call it?

I don't even know what "it" is.

 

[the rover]

wat

 

[St. Louis Bob]

wat

Plumber?

 

[Sarnoff]

Car hole?

What do you call it?

I don't even know what "it" is.

The room attached to your house where you keep your car, and/or operate a counterfeit jeans ring.

 

[YSR]

My work is letting me get a new phone via AT&T.Should I:a. get the newest blackberry, whatever it is, since that's all I've ever had and mostly email,b. get an iphone 3 c. shell out my own coin for an iphone 4TIA

Make sure you've played with an iPhone a good bit before making the switch from Blackberry. I had a BB, then went to iPhone and I absolutely HATE typing on it. I barely respond to texts and don't respond to emails at all until I get to a computer (which is often, but I never really log into my email) - so I find I don't respond to emails in a timely fashion.That being said, I love my iPhone for the crutch it provides my ADD. I will likely stay with iPhone for a while, but if you use your phone for work emails and texting, know what you're getting into.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Car hole?

What do you call it?

I don't even know what "it" is.

and there's no "expires by" date on it

 

[the rover]

Car hole?

What do you call it?

I don't even know what "it" is.

The room attached to your house where you keep your car, and/or operate a counterfeit jeans ring.

A garage?

 

[Please See Mine]

Car hole?

What do you call it?

I don't even know what "it" is.

The room attached to your house where you keep your car, and/or operate a counterfeit jeans ring.

A garage?

ooh, la di da Mr. Frenchman.

 

[-fish-]

ooh, la di da Mr. Frenchman.

walked right into that one.

 

[the rover]

ooh, la di da Mr. Frenchman.

walked right into that one.

"that one" = not being a backwoods hillbilly? Not really sure this thread is the best fit for me. I'm looking for like-minded people who don't see the genius of Daniel Tosh and don't say "car hole."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

ooh, la di da Mr. Frenchman.

walked right into that one.

"that one" = not being a backwoods hillbilly? Not really sure this thread is the best fit for me. I'm looking for like-minded people who don't see the genius of Daniel Tosh and don't say "car hole."

The innernerds has let me down. Tosh.0 is hilarious though.

 

[KGB]

Waiting for word on our unborn baby's CVS results.... no whammies! no whammies! no whammies! .... results between 4-6pm.

Joker, joker, joker~!Healthy (no CCP14) and it's a girl!

ching chong potato? Well congrats, i think

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Car hole?

What do you call it?

I don't even know what "it" is.

The room attached to your house where you keep your car, and/or operate a counterfeit jeans ring.

 

[-fish-]

ooh, la di da Mr. Frenchman.

walked right into that one.

"that one" = not being a backwoods hillbilly? Not really sure this thread is the best fit for me. I'm looking for like-minded people who don't see the genius of Daniel Tosh and don't say "car hole."

pop culture is the only culture I've got.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Waiting for word on our unborn baby's CVS results.... no whammies! no whammies! no whammies! .... results between 4-6pm.

Joker, joker, joker~!Healthy (no CCP14) and it's a girl!

ching chong potato? Well congrats, i think

There was some little boy and his dad that arrived when we were about to leave, I'm guessing 4-5, that was mentally challenged. It was seriously depressing.

 

[jplvr]

My work is letting me get a new phone via AT&T.Should I:a. get the newest blackberry, whatever it is, since that's all I've ever had and mostly email,b. get an iphone 3 c. shell out my own coin for an iphone 4TIA

Make sure you've played with an iPhone a good bit before making the switch from Blackberry. I had a BB, then went to iPhone and I absolutely HATE typing on it. I barely respond to texts and don't respond to emails at all until I get to a computer (which is often, but I never really log into my email) - so I find I don't respond to emails in a timely fashion.That being said, I love my iPhone for the crutch it provides my ADD. I will likely stay with iPhone for a while, but if you use your phone for work emails and texting, know what you're getting into.

Love my iPhone, but I have a friend who is "all in" with Apple and will not admit that simple typing on the iPhone and now his iPad is a terribly annoying task. I'm pretty sure we'll get into a physical altercation if this conversation ever starts up again.And I will have an iPad eventually, I'm pretty sure, but I'll never not hate typing on any of the iProducts, I don't think.

 

[Gadzooks]

We had Cal's second appointment today for testing. When I was walking into the hospital I noticed a sign that read "please don't smoke, we have to protect our children."

I was a couple of hours late due to that pesky job thing and as I was getting off the elevator, Mrs. SLB & Cal were getting on for a lunch break. Hospital cafeteria food didn't actually sound great but wtf, I was hungry. So we went back downstairs and when we arrived at the "cafe", I was happy to see they had a nice size salad bar. Updated contemporary looking place too. Pretty nice. So I'm making a spinach salad (Sac<hi!) while Mrs. SLB and Cal are doing something. I don't know, it was freaking chaos. I wait for them to get up to the register and Mrs. SLB has a salad too and there is food on the tray for Cal. I point to it with a WTF?! look on my face and she replies "that's the kids meal."

The Kid's Meal consisted of a big tray of french fries and fried chicken strips. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, kind of on edge.

I also had sex with the nurse that did the testing.

I see what you did there.

Figured I would Stu it up a bit. There was, I'm guessing, an intern helping the testing gal. Mid 20's, pretty hot and awfully handsy on my son. Lucky *******.FTR, I haven't been laid in a week and I really don't care. That last part is significant.

Mrs. SLB was all snuggling up to me last night AND FARTING. I mean farting like it was some kind of college **** movie. It was horrendous. She blamed it on a Fiber One bar. I should have made her sleep in the car hole. Jesus.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Car hole?

What do you call it?

I don't even know what "it" is.

The room attached to your house where you keep your car, and/or operate a counterfeit jeans ring.

 

[kevzilla]

wat

The tattoo is the second-most awesome thing in that photo, well behind the cat portrait above the mirror.

 

[Flyin Pigs]

ACP thinks this is photoshopped. I think he's a g-dang liar. What you say?

I say ACP has been stealing airplane glue from the model shop again.

I think he(?) has her eyes.

 

[Sarnoff]

What do you call it?

I don't even know what "it" is.

The room attached to your house where you keep your car, and/or operate a counterfeit jeans ring.

A garage?

ooh, la di da Mr. Frenchman.

 

[desert rose]

Things that are not possible in a household with cats:Running on the treadmillWorking a jigsaw puzzle

I have a couple of wireless mats for Dance Dance Revolution, and my dogs keep thinking I'm playing a game with them and they stand in front of me and bark, blocking the signal and making me fail every time.

 

[YSR]

Things that are not possible in a household with cats:Running on the treadmillWorking a jigsaw puzzle

I have a couple of wireless mats for Dance Dance Revolution, and my dogs keep thinking I'm playing a game with them and they stand in front of me and bark, blocking the signal and making me fail every time.

We rescued a male cat over Thanksgiving who is, according to future MIL a "convicted murderer", so we keep him in a back bedroom at night. During the day, when the other two cats are sleeping on the bed anyway, we close them up and let him out. He's a clingy attention whore. I was running on the treadmill yesterday morning and sure enough I saw him eyeing me... wanting attention. Should have turned on the camera at that time, but neglected to do so and therefore lost the footage of the cat trying to jump onto the treadmill to rub up on my legs.ACP> the cat shot off the treadmill in a frenzied heap on the floor. That should make you happy. He is fine, though, which likely will not make you happy.

 

[bostonfred]

Things that are not possible in a household with cats:Running on the treadmillWorking a jigsaw puzzle

I have a couple of wireless mats for Dance Dance Revolution, and my dogs keep thinking I'm playing a game with them and they stand in front of me and bark, blocking the signal and making me fail every time.

 

[bostonfred]

We rescued a male cat over Thanksgiving who is, according to future MIL a "convicted murderer", so we keep him in a back bedroom at night. During the day, when the other two cats are sleeping on the bed anyway, we close them up and let him out. He's a clingy attention whore. I was running on the treadmill yesterday morning and sure enough I saw him eyeing me... wanting attention. Should have turned on the camera at that time, but neglected to do so and therefore lost the footage of the cat trying to jump onto the treadmill to rub up on my legs.ACP> the cat shot off the treadmill in a frenzied heap on the floor. That should make you happy. He is fine, though, which likely will not make you happy.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

ACP> the cat shot off the treadmill in a frenzied heap on the floor. That should make you happy. He is fine, though, which likely will not make you happy.

I vaguely remember wishing some sort of awful ending for that cat, but not the details.

 

[YSR]

ACP> the cat shot off the treadmill in a frenzied heap on the floor. That should make you happy. He is fine, though, which likely will not make you happy.

I vaguely remember wishing some sort of awful ending for that cat, but not the details.

Different cat. You're thinking of the stray I found in my house after a 3-day business trip. You know, the one where you suggested strongly recommended donning oven mitts and drowning him?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Things that are not possible in a household with cats:Running on the treadmillWorking a jigsaw puzzle

I have a couple of wireless mats for Dance Dance Revolution, and my dogs keep thinking I'm playing a game with them and they stand in front of me and bark, blocking the signal and making me fail every time.

Every time I try doing certain days of my insanity workout my dog tries dancing with me. And jump roping is always an adventure with him nearby. He always ends up getting smacked in the nose the first few jumps. Then he cowers a few minutes before trying it again. Stupid dog.

 

[shuke]

ooh, la di da Mr. Frenchman.

walked right into that one.

"that one" = not being a backwoods hillbilly? Not really sure this thread is the best fit for me. I'm looking for like-minded people who don't see the genius of Daniel Tosh and don't say "car hole."

Don't know much about this Tosh guy so watched some clips on youtube. Pretty unfunny. He's like Dane Cook but without all the crazy slapstick mannerisms.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

ooh, la di da Mr. Frenchman.

walked right into that one.

"that one" = not being a backwoods hillbilly? Not really sure this thread is the best fit for me. I'm looking for like-minded people who don't see the genius of Daniel Tosh and don't say "car hole."

Don't know much about this Tosh guy so watched some clips on youtube. Pretty unfunny. He's like Dane Cook but without all the crazy slapstick mannerisms.

His standup is funny. I'm not sure what you're watching.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

ooh, la di da Mr. Frenchman.

walked right into that one.

"that one" = not being a backwoods hillbilly? Not really sure this thread is the best fit for me. I'm looking for like-minded people who don't see the genius of Daniel Tosh and don't say "car hole."

Don't know much about this Tosh guy so watched some clips on youtube. Pretty unfunny. He's like Dane Cook but without all the crazy slapstick mannerisms.

A little part of me just died inside

 

[Dr. Awesome]

ooh, la di da Mr. Frenchman.

walked right into that one.

"that one" = not being a backwoods hillbilly? Not really sure this thread is the best fit for me. I'm looking for like-minded people who don't see the genius of Daniel Tosh and don't say "car hole."

Don't know much about this Tosh guy so watched some clips on youtube. Pretty unfunny. He's like Dane Cook but without all the crazy slapstick mannerisms.

I'm a fan of Tosh. I like his stand up and his show. Dane Cook though...just awful.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've had like 6 hours of sleep in the last 48. For some reason I'm not tired.

My old lady picked me up from the airport and took me to a bar for a cocktail or 4. Then we got home and parked in the car hole. I opened some mail and laid on the couch. She brought me a Jack and Coke. Niiice.

Should this be in the drunk thread?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

ooh, la di da Mr. Frenchman.

walked right into that one.

"that one" = not being a backwoods hillbilly? Not really sure this thread is the best fit for me. I'm looking for like-minded people who don't see the genius of Daniel Tosh and don't say "car hole."

Don't know much about this Tosh guy so watched some clips on youtube. Pretty unfunny. He's like Dane Cook but without all the crazy slapstick mannerisms.

Oh my.

 

[shuke]

His standup is funny. I'm not sure what you're watching.

I watched a few youtube clips of his standup. Link to something good, please.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've had like 6 hours of sleep in the last 48. For some reason I'm not tired. My old lady picked me up from the airport and took me to a bar for a cocktail or 4. Then we got home and parked in the car hole. I opened some mail and laid on the couch. She brought me a Jack and Coke. Niiice.Should this be in the drunk thread?

Yeah, you can drink right through the need to sleep.Also, I'm loaded.

 

[RudiStein]

wat

The tattoo is the second-most awesome thing in that photo, well behind the cat portrait above the mirror.

cat portrait!

 

[shuke]

Why the mother #### is there a 25 page thread on "How I Met Your Mother"?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

His standup is funny. I'm not sure what you're watching.

I watched a few youtube clips of his standup. Link to something good, please.

Look in the recent thread about comedians. There are videos of a Tosh special that are terrific.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've had like 6 hours of sleep in the last 48. For some reason I'm not tired. My old lady picked me up from the airport and took me to a bar for a cocktail or 4. Then we got home and parked in the car hole. I opened some mail and laid on the couch. She brought me a Jack and Coke. Niiice.Should this be in the drunk thread?

Yeah, you can drink right through the need to sleep.Also, I'm loaded.

I plan on it. I'll have sex with her tomorrow night. Tonight? I'ma get my drink on.Should "I'ma" be in the "Phrases that should be retired" thread?

 

[RudiStein]

Things that are not possible in a household with cats:Running on the treadmillWorking a jigsaw puzzle

I have a couple of wireless mats for Dance Dance Revolution, and my dogs keep thinking I'm playing a game with them and they stand in front of me and bark, blocking the signal and making me fail every time.

We rescued a male cat over Thanksgiving who is, according to future MIL a "convicted murderer", so we keep him in a back bedroom at night. During the day, when the other two cats are sleeping on the bed anyway, we close them up and let him out. He's a clingy attention whore. I was running on the treadmill yesterday morning and sure enough I saw him eyeing me... wanting attention. Should have turned on the camera at that time, but neglected to do so and therefore lost the footage of the cat trying to jump onto the treadmill to rub up on my legs.ACP> the cat shot off the treadmill in a frenzied heap on the floor. That should make you happy. He is fine, though, which likely will not make you happy.

Add to the list:Set any dark item of clothing on the bed for longer than 20 seconds.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I've had like 6 hours of sleep in the last 48. For some reason I'm not tired. My old lady picked me up from the airport and took me to a bar for a cocktail or 4. Then we got home and parked in the car hole. I opened some mail and laid on the couch. She brought me a Jack and Coke. Niiice.Should this be in the drunk thread?

Yeah, you can drink right through the need to sleep.Also, I'm loaded.

I plan on it. I'll have sex with her tomorrow night. Tonight? I'ma get my drink on.Should "I'ma" be in the "Phrases that should be retired" thread?

I'ma check something real quick...Yes.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Why the mother #### is there a 25 page thread on "How I Met Your Mother"?

Because it's a funny show.

 

[shuke]

Why the mother #### is there a 25 page thread on "How I Met Your Mother"?

Because it's a funny show.

What exactly is being discussed in there, though?

 

[RudiStein]

Why the mother #### is there a 25 page thread on "How I Met Your Mother"?

Because it's a funny show.

What exactly is being discussed in there, though?

How we all met your mother.