Mr. Pickles
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You'll need a sherpa.
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charvik
Footballguy
Does it taste good? Yes --> Do you generally prefer to consume crap like our birthday boy? --> No YW
top dog
Footballguy
you're hired.
bentley
Footballguy
1 - Listen to this podcast2 - Realize that even experts can't tell the difference between cheap and expensive wine without knowing the price
3 - Profit
Ignoramus
Footballguy
I submitted a resume recently that listed my "Excellence communication skills".I got a resume once that had, as a bullet point - "Strong problem solving decision making ability skills."It was followed by "Detail oriented"My wife has to hire some news sales reps for her company and was going through a stack of résumés last night. I think the art of good résumé is dead. She had 3 and 4 page résumés with sloppy grammar, superflous job tasks, ridiculous acheivements....She's either fishing in the wrong ponds or we've neglected to teach the craft of good résumé writing to young people.
I did enjoy going through some of them, though. Especially the gal who had "Unmatchable ability to work on computers".
I ended up getting an interview and an offer. :flex:
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Thanks charv and bentley. It tastes fine I guess. Half a bottle down and I feel warm so I guess it's doing it's job
YSR
Footballguy
I review the resumes for our office(s) and run across the same kind of thing. My favorites, though, are the one who apparently aren't aware that Yahoo and Gmail will actually let you have more than one email address - and therefore submit their resumes from cowgirl81@yahoo.com and the like.My wife has to hire some news sales reps for her company and was going through a stack of résumés last night. I think the art of good résumé is dead. She had 3 and 4 page résumés with sloppy grammar, superflous job tasks, ridiculous acheivements....She's either fishing in the wrong ponds or we've neglected to teach the craft of good résumé writing to young people.
I did enjoy going through some of them, though. Especially the gal who had "Unmatchable ability to work on computers".
krista4
Footballguy
We visited this place today, met the very charming owner, and watched how the cigars were made. I purchased a pack of six cigars for a contributor to GMTaN. If interested, please post. If more than one interested, we'll have some sort of contest.
SLBob, you are not eligible as I bought a separate package for you as thanks for the gooey butter cake.
SLBob, you are not eligible as I bought a separate package for you as thanks for the gooey butter cake.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
I run into that with the parents of my students. I love it when they send me email at school from hotmama78 or googygoogy4.I review the resumes for our office(s) and run across the same kind of thing. My favorites, though, are the one who apparently aren't aware that Yahoo and Gmail will actually let you have more than one email address - and therefore submit their resumes from cowgirl81@yahoo.com and the like.My wife has to hire some news sales reps for her company and was going through a stack of résumés last night. I think the art of good résumé is dead. She had 3 and 4 page résumés with sloppy grammar, superflous job tasks, ridiculous acheivements....She's either fishing in the wrong ponds or we've neglected to teach the craft of good résumé writing to young people.
I did enjoy going through some of them, though. Especially the gal who had "Unmatchable ability to work on computers".
-fish-
Footballguy
My catchall email is chargers.suck@gmail.com. I chose it after losing a decent size bet when Marty Schottenheimer decided to kneel down and run out most, but not all, of the clock instead of just running LaDanian Tomlinson on 1st and goal from the 3 or 4, causing the Chargers to fall just short of covering the spread as a home favorite. Every time I buy something at Borders, they ask for my email since I don't carry a membership card. Finally had to switch my email when my 6 year old daughter asked, "Dad, why do the Chargers suck?"I review the resumes for our office(s) and run across the same kind of thing. My favorites, though, are the one who apparently aren't aware that Yahoo and Gmail will actually let you have more than one email address - and therefore submit their resumes from cowgirl81@yahoo.com and the like.My wife has to hire some news sales reps for her company and was going through a stack of résumés last night. I think the art of good résumé is dead. She had 3 and 4 page résumés with sloppy grammar, superflous job tasks, ridiculous acheivements....She's either fishing in the wrong ponds or we've neglected to teach the craft of good résumé writing to young people.
I did enjoy going through some of them, though. Especially the gal who had "Unmatchable ability to work on computers".
PIK95
Footballguy
I'm watching Liverpool match now and I think I may just pass out. Vicodins cough syrup is pretty mean stuff btw. We got close to two feet of snow here in lil Rhody today. I told my buddy he could take my snow blower and make some coin but he had to do my driveway first. I left my house yesterday for a snip consult. That was the only time I went out all day. I didn't step foot outside today and I won't tomorrow either. There is a chance I may not leave my house until monday afternoon if I play my cards right.
-fish-
Footballguy
I gotta go do this.I'm watching Liverpool match now and I think I may just pass out. Vicodins cough syrup is pretty mean stuff btw. We got close to two feet of snow here in lil Rhody today. I told my buddy he could take my snow blower and make some coin but he had to do my driveway first. I left my house yesterday for a snip consult. That was the only time I went out all day. I didn't step foot outside today and I won't tomorrow either. There is a chance I may not leave my house until monday afternoon if I play my cards right.
PIK95
Footballguy
It was weird. The guy was juggling me and tuggin while some intern watched. He did at least ask me to cough. I was laughing but weirded out the whole time. Nice save Pepe!-fish- said:I gotta go do this.PIK95 said:I'm watching Liverpool match now and I think I may just pass out. Vicodins cough syrup is pretty mean stuff btw. We got close to two feet of snow here in lil Rhody today. I told my buddy he could take my snow blower and make some coin but he had to do my driveway first. I left my house yesterday for a snip consult. That was the only time I went out all day. I didn't step foot outside today and I won't tomorrow either. There is a chance I may not leave my house until monday afternoon if I play my cards right.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Interested.krista4 said:
bentley
Footballguy
A consult? What exactly in the heck is there to talk about?PIK95 said:I'm watching Liverpool match now and I think I may just pass out. Vicodins cough syrup is pretty mean stuff btw. We got close to two feet of snow here in lil Rhody today. I told my buddy he could take my snow blower and make some coin but he had to do my driveway first. I left my house yesterday for a snip consult. That was the only time I went out all day. I didn't step foot outside today and I won't tomorrow either. There is a chance I may not leave my house until monday afternoon if I play my cards right.
PIK95
Footballguy
I was there for almost an hour. P test, tons of questions, he drew me a picture of a pens, and then he violated me in front of some girl. I think he's a freak or something. Going in next week for the real thing.A consult? What exactly in the heck is there to talk about?PIK95 said:I'm watching Liverpool match now and I think I may just pass out. Vicodins cough syrup is pretty mean stuff btw. We got close to two feet of snow here in lil Rhody today. I told my buddy he could take my snow blower and make some coin but he had to do my driveway first. I left my house yesterday for a snip consult. That was the only time I went out all day. I didn't step foot outside today and I won't tomorrow either. There is a chance I may not leave my house until monday afternoon if I play my cards right.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Did he give the the "so you really, really don't want any more kids?". When my doc asked me that I told him "have you met my kids?"I was there for almost an hour. P test, tons of questions, he drew me a picture of a pens, and then he violated me in front of some girl. I think he's a freak or something. Going in next week for the real thing.A consult? What exactly in the heck is there to talk about?PIK95 said:I'm watching Liverpool match now and I think I may just pass out. Vicodins cough syrup is pretty mean stuff btw. We got close to two feet of snow here in lil Rhody today. I told my buddy he could take my snow blower and make some coin but he had to do my driveway first. I left my house yesterday for a snip consult. That was the only time I went out all day. I didn't step foot outside today and I won't tomorrow either. There is a chance I may not leave my house until monday afternoon if I play my cards right.
-fish-
Footballguy
Also interested.
-fish-
Footballguy
Did he give the the "so you really, really don't want any more kids?". When my doc asked me that I told him "have you met my kids?"I was there for almost an hour. P test, tons of questions, he drew me a picture of a pens, and then he violated me in front of some girl. I think he's a freak or something. Going in next week for the real thing.A consult? What exactly in the heck is there to talk about?PIK95 said:I'm watching Liverpool match now and I think I may just pass out. Vicodins cough syrup is pretty mean stuff btw. We got close to two feet of snow here in lil Rhody today. I told my buddy he could take my snow blower and make some coin but he had to do my driveway first. I left my house yesterday for a snip consult. That was the only time I went out all day. I didn't step foot outside today and I won't tomorrow either. There is a chance I may not leave my house until monday afternoon if I play my cards right.
krista4
Footballguy
The package is six, two of each of three different kinds. I could split it between the two of you and send you and Frosty one of each.If SLBob doesn't smoke cigars, then I'll send one package to each of you, OK?
Just PM me shipping info.
PIK95
Footballguy
Pretty much seven different people in the office asked me and I said we were gonna have morebut my daughter ruined it for everybody. He told me insurance won't cover a reversal.Did he give the the "so you really, really don't want any more kids?". When my doc asked me that I told him "have you met my kids?"I was there for almost an hour. P test, tons of questions, he drew me a picture of a pens, and then he violated me in front of some girl. I think he's a freak or something. Going in next week for the real thing.A consult? What exactly in the heck is there to talk about?PIK95 said:I'm watching Liverpool match now and I think I may just pass out. Vicodins cough syrup is pretty mean stuff btw. We got close to two feet of snow here in lil Rhody today. I told my buddy he could take my snow blower and make some coin but he had to do my driveway first. I left my house yesterday for a snip consult. That was the only time I went out all day. I didn't step foot outside today and I won't tomorrow either. There is a chance I may not leave my house until monday afternoon if I play my cards right.
facook
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
I'm good with that if Frosty is. Best contest ever! You're awesome. By the way, this will be the second set of cigars I've gotten from FBGs (Finless sent me Cubans). If there's anything you really wants that is only available in the Seattle area, I'd be happy to go get it and send it. Same to you, SLB--the bacon you sent was great.
YSR
Footballguy
I like bacon.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
pens?I was there for almost an hour. P test, tons of questions, he drew me a picture of a pens, and then he violated me in front of some girl. I think he's a freak or something. Going in next week for the real thing.A consult? What exactly in the heck is there to talk about?PIK95 said:I'm watching Liverpool match now and I think I may just pass out. Vicodins cough syrup is pretty mean stuff btw. We got close to two feet of snow here in lil Rhody today. I told my buddy he could take my snow blower and make some coin but he had to do my driveway first. I left my house yesterday for a snip consult. That was the only time I went out all day. I didn't step foot outside today and I won't tomorrow either. There is a chance I may not leave my house until monday afternoon if I play my cards right.
krista4
Footballguy
Hmmm, I think I blew it on the cigar contest. I'll search your posts and find something else you would like, or if I can will pick up some more if we make it to Granada in time tomorrow. Or if SLBob doesn't smoke 'em, I'll divide three ways.
-fish-
Footballguy
SLB ran a great bacon contest a while back. I think he had just started it and then got a time out, so I was the only person that really responded prior to the vacation and won by default. Got 4 lbs of bacon and am now on the Nueske's mailing list. Lots of people got meat products for Christmas from me.
PIK95
Footballguy
penis?I was there for almost an hour. P test, tons of questions, he drew me a picture of a pens, and then he violated me in front of some girl. I think he's a freak or something. Going in next week for the real thing.A consult? What exactly in the heck is there to talk about?PIK95 said:I'm watching Liverpool match now and I think I may just pass out. Vicodins cough syrup is pretty mean stuff btw. We got close to two feet of snow here in lil Rhody today. I told my buddy he could take my snow blower and make some coin but he had to do my driveway first. I left my house yesterday for a snip consult. That was the only time I went out all day. I didn't step foot outside today and I won't tomorrow either. There is a chance I may not leave my house until monday afternoon if I play my cards right.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Exactly. Is there a reason you didn't write it out the first time?penis?I was there for almost an hour. P test, tons of questions, he drew me a picture of a pens, and then he violated me in front of some girl. I think he's a freak or something. Going in next week for the real thing.A consult? What exactly in the heck is there to talk about?PIK95 said:I'm watching Liverpool match now and I think I may just pass out. Vicodins cough syrup is pretty mean stuff btw. We got close to two feet of snow here in lil Rhody today. I told my buddy he could take my snow blower and make some coin but he had to do my driveway first. I left my house yesterday for a snip consult. That was the only time I went out all day. I didn't step foot outside today and I won't tomorrow either. There is a chance I may not leave my house until monday afternoon if I play my cards right.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Happy b-day, GM
*15 minutes to spare*
*15 minutes to spare*
bostonfred
Footballguy
Let's not do this.Mrs. BSR said:Happy Birthday Hunny Bunny GM!
-fish-
Footballguy
people have been banned for less.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
He bowled a 168. Pretty sure his average is around 79, so he must be wasted.Happy Birthday GM! Must be having fun IRL or something.
YSR
Footballguy
Did you pay attention to the individual frames? Total rollercoaster.He bowled a 168. Pretty sure his average is around 79, so he must be wasted.Happy Birthday GM! Must be having fun IRL or something.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Did you pay attention to the individual frames? Total rollercoaster.He bowled a 168. Pretty sure his average is around 79, so he must be wasted.Happy Birthday GM! Must be having fun IRL or something.
COOP!
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Did you pay attention to the individual frames? Total rollercoaster.He bowled a 168. Pretty sure his average is around 79, so he must be wasted.Happy Birthday GM! Must be having fun IRL or something.
I have no idea how bad he really is, but I think last summer he had an Obama score around the time he was in Michigan for the wedding.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
They need to look into bumper bowling.Did you pay attention to the individual frames? Total rollercoaster.He bowled a 168. Pretty sure his average is around 79, so he must be wasted.Happy Birthday GM! Must be having fun IRL or something.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Is this a facebook thing?
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
You're not signed up for his tweets?Is this a facebook thing?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
YesYou're not signed up for his tweets?Is this a facebook thing?
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Let's not do this.Mrs. BSR said:Happy Birthday Hunny Bunny GM!
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Yeah, it was a mobile upload on FB. I've beenYesYou're not signed up for his tweets?Is this a facebook thing?
like Ted Williams.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Oh.As to the bolded....bottle of wine is gone. I felt a little light in the loafers for drinking a bottle of wine by myself so now I'm having some whiskeyYeah, it was a mobile upload on FB. I've beenYesYou're not signed up for his tweets?Is this a facebook thing?
John Bender
Footballguy
I hear this is a good thread to hang out in and talk about stuff.
ullsupchair:
Icebreaker - I #### my pants the other day. While driving, sort of. I #### in my pants while driving then when I pulled over to the side of the road it got worse. Then when I got back in my car, I #### my shirt as well. Funny story someone will have to remind me to tell sometime later in this thread. Goodnight.
ullsupchair:Icebreaker - I #### my pants the other day. While driving, sort of. I #### in my pants while driving then when I pulled over to the side of the road it got worse. Then when I got back in my car, I #### my shirt as well. Funny story someone will have to remind me to tell sometime later in this thread. Goodnight.
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