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RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Gotcha."your" = Bob's:herpesboulder:
Dr. Watson
the unknown soldier
No need to PM:www.freezippy.com/insidethestats/recentupdates/1992/chatGeneral Malaise said:PM Watson for details.shuke said:
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MacArtist
Guest
I do think women tend to be more fluid than men when it comes to sexuality. If our culture didn't put so much emphasis on men being "macho", we'd probably see more of that happen with guys. Society is more tolerating of women engaging in this behavior.If it is really old guys, I doubt she is even screwing them unless it is financially.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Oh, she screws them.
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Footballguy
I agree with you, but you don't think it's just a matter of aesthetics? I mean, come on, given the option......
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
George Costanza, is that you?
ttiger72
Footballguy
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Well, I'm pretty sure my penis is in compliance.We can still say penis here, right?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Early_10
footballgoddess
Then the relationship clearly served a purpose. Focus!MacArtist said:After she and I had been dating for a while, she started a new job. Made these "great" friends in this job. However, she wouldn't tell them we were together as a couple (and we lived together). That's one thing if it is the occasional Happy Hour, but totally another thing to have them over quite often and me have to be "just the roommate". I couldn't even be myself around these girls because I didn't want to slip up and accidently "out" her. When they left, I could be myself. Whenever they were over, I had to go back in the closet per se. Hence, revolving closet door. I should have never put up with it. I should have realized her friends came first before me. Oh, well. Love is blind. I can assure you I'll never go through that situation again. Lesson learned.Disco Stu said:MacArtist said:
Early_10
footballgoddess
Once you've taken it in the....nevermind, half my alia are dead.My sister's best friend had a period where she was with a female lover. Lasted about a year. My sister never liked the GF, but supported her friend's decision. Stood by her when many other friends turned their back on her (this was in Texas too). Anyhow, once they broke up, my sister's friend went back to dating men and is now married with twins.I have a hunch this is more common with women than with men...ttiger72 said:
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Sure. Sometimes it's just not the right person for you. Doesn't mean she's not a good person in general.
"It's not you, it's me."
Early_10
footballgoddess
I reserve the right to make them on other peoples walls. And call him Homer. How many times would you be rejected by a "friend" before you stopped requesting?
Early_10
footballgoddess
I suppose. I'm far from the dating expert you are. I married the first guy I slept with.Sure. Sometimes it's just not the right person for you. Doesn't mean she's not a good person in general.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Technically, this scenario is still in play.:confetti:I suppose. I'm far from the dating expert you are. I married the first guy I slept with.Sure. Sometimes it's just not the right person for you. Doesn't mean she's not a good person in general.
ttiger72
Footballguy
This show has a good premise, but the writing is brutal. It makes Lost look like The Wire. I had to punch out after two episodes.Question: A female friend of my wife and I from college is getting married, but the guy is a real jag. We're trying to think of a present to get them that he wouldn't be able to take advantage of. Their registry is littered with lots of pretentious silverware, as he's always attempting to be a fancy gentleman, when he's anything but. Thoughts?For anyone, like me, who missed The Walking Dead the first time around... AMC is replaying all of season 1 starting tonight. Only 6 episodes. Three tonight, three tomorrow night.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Agree with the bold. I watched all of them mainly because my sons dug it but it was tough to take.Get her one of those Trojan Tri-phoria things.This show has a good premise, but the writing is brutal. It makes Lost look like The Wire. I had to punch out after two episodes.Question: A female friend of my wife and I from college is getting married, but the guy is a real jag. We're trying to think of a present to get them that he wouldn't be able to take advantage of. Their registry is littered with lots of pretentious silverware, as he's always attempting to be a fancy gentleman, when he's anything but. Thoughts?For anyone, like me, who missed The Walking Dead the first time around... AMC is replaying all of season 1 starting tonight. Only 6 episodes. Three tonight, three tomorrow night.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Tampons?
ttiger72
Footballguy
Kinda cheap, no? We're looking for something around $200.Agree with the bold. I watched all of them mainly because my sons dug it but it was tough to take.Get her one of those Trojan Tri-phoria things.This show has a good premise, but the writing is brutal. It makes Lost look like The Wire. I had to punch out after two episodes.Question: A female friend of my wife and I from college is getting married, but the guy is a real jag. We're trying to think of a present to get them that he wouldn't be able to take advantage of. Their registry is littered with lots of pretentious silverware, as he's always attempting to be a fancy gentleman, when he's anything but. Thoughts?For anyone, like me, who missed The Walking Dead the first time around... AMC is replaying all of season 1 starting tonight. Only 6 episodes. Three tonight, three tomorrow night.
-fish-
Footballguy
Get them a fondue set or something equally useless, but have it engraved with their wedding date and some corny sentiment so they can't return it. If you put the wrong wedding date on it so he gets confused and misses his anniversary at some point in the future, all the better.--divorced with mis-engraved toasting glasses.This show has a good premise, but the writing is brutal. It makes Lost look like The Wire. I had to punch out after two episodes.Question: A female friend of my wife and I from college is getting married, but the guy is a real jag. We're trying to think of a present to get them that he wouldn't be able to take advantage of. Their registry is littered with lots of pretentious silverware, as he's always attempting to be a fancy gentleman, when he's anything but. Thoughts?For anyone, like me, who missed The Walking Dead the first time around... AMC is replaying all of season 1 starting tonight. Only 6 episodes. Three tonight, three tomorrow night.
ttiger72
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure this dude would love Fondue.Get them a fondue set or something equally useless, but have it engraved with their wedding date and some corny sentiment so they can't return it. If you put the wrong wedding date on it so he gets confused and misses his anniversary at some point in the future, all the better.--divorced with mis-engraved toasting glasses.This show has a good premise, but the writing is brutal. It makes Lost look like The Wire. I had to punch out after two episodes.Question: A female friend of my wife and I from college is getting married, but the guy is a real jag. We're trying to think of a present to get them that he wouldn't be able to take advantage of. Their registry is littered with lots of pretentious silverware, as he's always attempting to be a fancy gentleman, when he's anything but. Thoughts?For anyone, like me, who missed The Walking Dead the first time around... AMC is replaying all of season 1 starting tonight. Only 6 episodes. Three tonight, three tomorrow night.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
...and $160 in batteries.Kinda cheap, no? We're looking for something around $200.Agree with the bold. I watched all of them mainly because my sons dug it but it was tough to take.Get her one of those Trojan Tri-phoria things.This show has a good premise, but the writing is brutal. It makes Lost look like The Wire. I had to punch out after two episodes.Question: A female friend of my wife and I from college is getting married, but the guy is a real jag. We're trying to think of a present to get them that he wouldn't be able to take advantage of. Their registry is littered with lots of pretentious silverware, as he's always attempting to be a fancy gentleman, when he's anything but. Thoughts?For anyone, like me, who missed The Walking Dead the first time around... AMC is replaying all of season 1 starting tonight. Only 6 episodes. Three tonight, three tomorrow night.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
$200 gift card to Ann Taylor.Edit: Or Lane Bryant if the couple is a matching set.Kinda cheap, no? We're looking for something around $200.Agree with the bold. I watched all of them mainly because my sons dug it but it was tough to take.Get her one of those Trojan Tri-phoria things.This show has a good premise, but the writing is brutal. It makes Lost look like The Wire. I had to punch out after two episodes.Question: A female friend of my wife and I from college is getting married, but the guy is a real jag. We're trying to think of a present to get them that he wouldn't be able to take advantage of. Their registry is littered with lots of pretentious silverware, as he's always attempting to be a fancy gentleman, when he's anything but. Thoughts?For anyone, like me, who missed The Walking Dead the first time around... AMC is replaying all of season 1 starting tonight. Only 6 episodes. Three tonight, three tomorrow night.
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ttiger72
Footballguy
I've already proposed a Sybian, but I think those are really expensive....and $160 in batteries.Kinda cheap, no? We're looking for something around $200.Agree with the bold. I watched all of them mainly because my sons dug it but it was tough to take.Get her one of those Trojan Tri-phoria things.This show has a good premise, but the writing is brutal. It makes Lost look like The Wire. I had to punch out after two episodes.Question: A female friend of my wife and I from college is getting married, but the guy is a real jag. We're trying to think of a present to get them that he wouldn't be able to take advantage of. Their registry is littered with lots of pretentious silverware, as he's always attempting to be a fancy gentleman, when he's anything but. Thoughts?For anyone, like me, who missed The Walking Dead the first time around... AMC is replaying all of season 1 starting tonight. Only 6 episodes. Three tonight, three tomorrow night.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Please give advice to my wife.Once you've taken it in the....nevermind, half my alia are dead.My sister's best friend had a period where she was with a female lover. Lasted about a year. My sister never liked the GF, but supported her friend's decision. Stood by her when many other friends turned their back on her (this was in Texas too). Anyhow, once they broke up, my sister's friend went back to dating men and is now married with twins.I have a hunch this is more common with women than with men...ttiger72 said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
See because...never mind.She must have spent a fortune on tampons.My sister's best friend had a period where she was with a female lover. Lasted about a year. My sister never liked the GF, but supported her friend's decision. Stood by her when many other friends turned their back on her (this was in Texas too). Anyhow, once they broke up, my sister's friend went back to dating men and is now married with twins.I have a hunch this is more common with women than with men...ttiger72 said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
THANK YOU RED BUTTONS!See because...never mind.She must have spent a fortune on tampons.My sister's best friend had a period where she was with a female lover. Lasted about a year. My sister never liked the GF, but supported her friend's decision. Stood by her when many other friends turned their back on her (this was in Texas too). Anyhow, once they broke up, my sister's friend went back to dating men and is now married with twins.I have a hunch this is more common with women than with men...ttiger72 said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
You pay a penalty like in Super Times & Ultimate X except when you get the Dream Card, (on the deal) it turns into whatever card will make your best hand. It comes up pretty frequently but if it can cost a grip if you aren't hitting right away.
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MacArtist
Guest
Yes. Also, I'm not saying she is a bad person. It's possible to lose respect for someone you cared about yet without thinking he/she is a monster.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I've got a good buddy that lives in Portland with his girl friend. They moved in together about a year ago. They've dated about 2 years now...little more, in fact. He has a 4 year old son from another lady (never married) who stays with them a few days during the week and every other weekend. They love living the fast life, are very image conscious, snobby about what the eat and drink and selective about who they surround themselves with (though in my case, I get a pass from being his friend before she came into the picture....I'm fairly certain she hates me...probably because I took all her mushrooms she was saving in the freezer when she was out of town...or because I sloppily hit on her while going through my divorce but BEFORE they were ever dating...I digress).
She travels quite a bit and probably makes twice to three times the money he makes. The reason I mention this is because without her, my buddy would be living in a tiny apartment and his social calendar would largely center around married guys like me who enjoy low-brow fare and wearing slippers. She's his lifeline in many regards.
So with all that said, she recently went out of town. My buddy, home alone one night with nothing better to do, hopped on to their shared lap top and surfed around the innertubes for pron. As he bounced from site to site, pop-up ads from Adult Friend Finder tagged along and despite his heavy objections that he was NEVER really setting out to visit that site, the site address got lodged in his cache...or something. He thought nothing of it, did what so many men set out to do on the web when their real lovers are out of town (or out of the room, in some cases
) and upon conclusion, thought it wise to erase his activity for the night.
Upon her return, the GF heads to the laptop and realizes the history has been deleted. Suspicious, she decides to confront him about it. He admits to looking at pron and wanting to be decent enough to hide his activity out of respect to her since they shared the computer. Now normally, this would be the end of the argument, especially if one were married to a normal, rational woman. What happened next is, IMO, irrational and abnormal.
She refused to believe my buddy's accounts of what happened and decided that she would TAKE THE LAPTOP INTO HER WORK PLACE AND ASK HER IT DEAPARTMENT (MANY OF WHOM HAD MET HER BF) AND HAD THEM SEARCH THE FREAKING HARD DRIVE CSI STYLE!!!!
Well, it didn't take her crack staff long before they discovered the Adult Friend Finder content. She, being the pure little vessel of joy that she is, had never HEARD of this website before and upon learning on what it was, well....she freaked the freak out. I mean, she didn't come home for two nights. She was ready to end everything. She wasn't about to believe that those sites would just 'pop up' out of the blue. He begged and pleaded with her....HE SAID HE WOULD GO TO SEX THERAPY!!!!
He told me this story over a few beers. Anybody remember Eddie Murphy's bit on "Amityville Horror" from the early 80s? All I could say to my buddy was "GET OUT!!"
Not that I'm the master of realizing when to exit a toxic relationship, but man....this isn't the right color flag she's pulling up the pole.
She travels quite a bit and probably makes twice to three times the money he makes. The reason I mention this is because without her, my buddy would be living in a tiny apartment and his social calendar would largely center around married guys like me who enjoy low-brow fare and wearing slippers. She's his lifeline in many regards.
So with all that said, she recently went out of town. My buddy, home alone one night with nothing better to do, hopped on to their shared lap top and surfed around the innertubes for pron. As he bounced from site to site, pop-up ads from Adult Friend Finder tagged along and despite his heavy objections that he was NEVER really setting out to visit that site, the site address got lodged in his cache...or something. He thought nothing of it, did what so many men set out to do on the web when their real lovers are out of town (or out of the room, in some cases
) and upon conclusion, thought it wise to erase his activity for the night.Upon her return, the GF heads to the laptop and realizes the history has been deleted. Suspicious, she decides to confront him about it. He admits to looking at pron and wanting to be decent enough to hide his activity out of respect to her since they shared the computer. Now normally, this would be the end of the argument, especially if one were married to a normal, rational woman. What happened next is, IMO, irrational and abnormal.
She refused to believe my buddy's accounts of what happened and decided that she would TAKE THE LAPTOP INTO HER WORK PLACE AND ASK HER IT DEAPARTMENT (MANY OF WHOM HAD MET HER BF) AND HAD THEM SEARCH THE FREAKING HARD DRIVE CSI STYLE!!!!
Well, it didn't take her crack staff long before they discovered the Adult Friend Finder content. She, being the pure little vessel of joy that she is, had never HEARD of this website before and upon learning on what it was, well....she freaked the freak out. I mean, she didn't come home for two nights. She was ready to end everything. She wasn't about to believe that those sites would just 'pop up' out of the blue. He begged and pleaded with her....HE SAID HE WOULD GO TO SEX THERAPY!!!!
He told me this story over a few beers. Anybody remember Eddie Murphy's bit on "Amityville Horror" from the early 80s? All I could say to my buddy was "GET OUT!!"
Not that I'm the master of realizing when to exit a toxic relationship, but man....this isn't the right color flag she's pulling up the pole.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Why is the Bachelor Thread locked?* Seems odd to lock that one after a few years.
*Other than it's emasculating to see us discuss it in great detail.
*Other than it's emasculating to see us discuss it in great detail.
ttiger72
Footballguy
I'm guessing it's one of those accidental locks that Carlton does with his crappy phone.Why is the Bachelor Thread locked?* Seems odd to lock that one after a few years.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Go on...Sounds familiar.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Why is the Bachelor Thread locked?* Seems odd to lock that one after a few years.
chet
Footballguy
You guys are like Jake Barnes in my book.Now how about the story of when you were carjacked?Why is the Bachelor Thread locked?* Seems odd to lock that one after a few years.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
hack and hack wife married for 7, 8 years.hack and hack wife sex life not that goodGo on...Sounds familiar.
hack "watches" porn
wife finds porn on laptop
wife thinks hack has a "problem"
hack promises to go to therapy to figure things out
hack realizes in therapy that he is normal, but is no longer attracted to his wife and doesn't like her any more
hack gets divorced
hack is happy
More details available via PM.
Abraham has no clue how to use the interwebs.Why is the Bachelor Thread locked?* Seems odd to lock that one after a few years.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Pretty good summary.hack and hack wife married for 7, 8 years.hack and hack wife sex life not that goodGo on...Sounds familiar.
hack "watches" porn
wife finds porn on laptop
wife thinks hack has a "problem"
hack promises to go to therapy to figure things out
hack realizes in therapy that he is normal, but is no longer attracted to his wife and doesn't like her any more
hack gets divorced
hack is happy
More details available via PM.
Sorry about the divorce thing, but I'm glad to hear that hack is happy.
ttiger72
Footballguy
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