GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

Is it a ring-type device?

No. When I say exclusively for males, I mean there is zero need for a woman to be in the same room. At all.

Pocket meow meow?

 

[krista4]

Worst game of 20 questions ever.

 

[Frostillicus]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

Is it a ring-type device?

No. When I say exclusively for males, I mean there is zero need for a woman to be in the same room. At all.

Pocket meow meow?

Essentially, but bigger. It's about 6 inches long. So I only need half of it.

 

[ttiger72]

Always wondered how one goes about cleaning something like that.

 

[Frostillicus]

Always wondered how one goes about cleaning something like that.

Ask Hawks64.

 

[RudiStein]

Always wondered how one goes about cleaning something like that.

Turn it inside out and shake the F out of it?

 

[Tiny Dancer]

Just water seems to work fine.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dishwasher?

lol at half of it.

 

[madhatter]

IT'S A ####### FLESHLIGHT PEOPLE.

 

[desert rose]

Any of the females who frequent this thread in need a of a new personal massager? We ordered some stuff and it came with a bunch of free stuff and long story short, if you want a mini-massager PM me.

 

[Utter Chaos]

Always wondered how one goes about cleaning something like that. :X

Turn it inside out and shake the F out of it?

 

[Frostillicus]

IT'S A ####### FLESHLIGHT PEOPLE.

No. Cheaper.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

Is it inflatable?

No. It just sits there. Staring.

My wife?

 

[Frostillicus]

Any of the females who frequent this thread in need a of a new personal massager? We ordered some stuff and it came with a bunch of free stuff and long story short, if you want a mini-massager PM me.

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[kevzilla]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

Is it inflatable?

No. It just sits there. Staring.

My wife?

HFS

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Always wondered how one goes about cleaning something like that.

Turn it inside out and shake the F out of it?

 

[RudiStein]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

Is it inflatable?

No. It just sits there. Staring.

My wife?

 

[Frostillicus]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

Is it inflatable?

No. It just sits there. Staring.

My wife?

Only if I have the computer open.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Only if I have the computer open.

Facebook nudes? Suddenly, I'm interested.

 

[Gadzooks]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

Is it inflatable?

No. It just sits there. Staring.

My wife?

This and "condem" nearly made me choke on my freeze pop.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This and "condem" nearly made me choke on my freeze pop.

Short for condemned?

 

[Frostillicus]

Not as interesting as everything else tonight, but I stopped at the booze star and bought some orange flavored Four Loko. Will check it out next time the kids are at the grandparents.

 

[shuke]

Just water seems to work fine.

 

[shuke]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

Is it inflatable?

No. It just sits there. Staring.

My wife?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not as interesting as everything else tonight, but I stopped at the booze star and bought some orange flavored Four Loko. Will check it out next time the kids are at the grandparents.

Furlong's?

 

[Frostillicus]

Not as interesting as everything else tonight, but I stopped at the booze star and bought some orange flavored Four Loko. Will check it out next time the kids are at the grandparents.

Furlong's?

Pagerti's.

 

[Frostillicus]

ph34r.gif Hey! Good morning from Albuquerque! My first post here so checking out how things work, and don't want to appear as a precocious ******* making some idjut NOOB post in Assistant Coach. I hail from Fantasy Fanatics and was recommeded this site by Cal from RotoGrinders-mainly to find a decent year round FF discussion and to improve in PPR.

I read mostly Sci-Fi and Fantasy and recently finished R. Scott Baker's The Prince of Nothing trilogy. I'm currently finishing Steven Erikson's Deadhouse Gates and about to start Memories of Ice-these two Canadian authors know how to bring some brutal hardcore Fantasy.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

BRUTAL HARDCORE FANTASY

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not as interesting as everything else tonight, but I stopped at the booze star and bought some orange flavored Four Loko. Will check it out next time the kids are at the grandparents.

Furlong's?

Pagerti's.

Was thinking I should stock up on the LOKO.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BRUTAL HARDCORE FANTASY

That's when I'm with an asian masseuse and she gets a little rough.

 

[Frostillicus]

wife just told me I "do okay" when it comes to female anatomy. Honestly, that's about as much of a compliment as I could ask for. Any higher praise and I'd know she was lying.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

wife just told me I "do okay" when it comes to female anatomy. Honestly, that's about as much of a compliment as I could ask for. Any higher praise and I'd know she was lying.

I told my GF this and I didn't get a response.

 

[Jethro Q. Walrustitty]

wife just told me I "do okay" when it comes to female anatomy. Honestly, that's about as much of a compliment as I could ask for. Any higher praise and I'd know she was lying.

Jesus, you the man.

 

[General Malaise]

who is cadzooks on facebook?

Go through your friend list, he's the non-good looking guy. Hope that helps.

Have you seen Sacamano???

 

[General Malaise]

Page 371 ----- Nice work people. Rapid fire greatness on that page.

 

[General Malaise]

I need somebody to remind me who the FBG's on my facebook page are. I think I could identify 85%...but man, I'm terrible at keeping things straight.

 

[bostonfred]

wife just told me I "do okay" when it comes to female anatomy. Honestly, that's about as much of a compliment as I could ask for. Any higher praise and I'd know she was lying.

Went to the OB/GYN with my wife the other day, and there was a detailed diagram of the female anatomy on the wall. The doctor mentioned something about the uterus, and I got up and walked over to the diagram, nodded approvingly, then sat back down. A little while later he mentions the ovaries, I glance over at the diagram. He goes from doctor trying to help to just openly laughing at me. My wife hates me. A little while later he leaves the room, I'm still looking at the thing. As we're leaving, I tell her I swear that there's no ######## on there. My wife says, no ####. I think we were talking too loud because I heard a muted laugh from one of the appointment rooms down the hall.

 

[YSR]

wife just told me I "do okay" when it comes to female anatomy. Honestly, that's about as much of a compliment as I could ask for. Any higher praise and I'd know she was lying.

Went to the OB/GYN with my wife the other day, and there was a detailed diagram of the female anatomy on the wall. The doctor mentioned something about the uterus, and I got up and walked over to the diagram, nodded approvingly, then sat back down. A little while later he mentions the ovaries, I glance over at the diagram. He goes from doctor trying to help to just openly laughing at me. My wife hates me. A little while later he leaves the room, I'm still looking at the thing. As we're leaving, I tell her I swear that there's no ######## on there. My wife says, no ####. I think we were talking too loud because I heard a muted laugh from one of the appointment rooms down the hall.

Love that.

 

[Early_10]

Mr Boyle ignored me twice. I'm gonna start to spam him soon.

Word has it he has a 'no dirty foreigner policy'.

I've gotten a pm stating, "if my wife asks, we went to college together."I should have asked what college we went to. Canadians are so hard to explain.

 

[Early_10]

Any of the females who frequent this thread in need a of a new personal massager? We ordered some stuff and it came with a bunch of free stuff and long story short, if you want a mini-massager PM me.

What would you write on the customs declaration?

 

[Early_10]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

GM, did you ever try that eros thing?

 

[Early_10]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

Is it inflatable?

No. It just sits there. Staring.

My wife?

 

[Early_10]

 

[Early_10]

This morning along with a friend request , fb suggested another fbg. I'm a little intimidated. And fear rejection by his greatness.

 

[YSR]

I need somebody to remind me who the FBG's on my facebook page are. I think I could identify 85%...but man, I'm terrible at keeping things straight.

If you're serious, I can help with our mutual friends... and possibly a couple of other names that I recognize.

 

[Early_10]

I

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

GM, did you ever try that eros thing?

I googled and I think it was NExus toy, not eros.

 

[JaxBill]

Along with their cereal this morning, my kids had English muffins with Sweet Potato Butter.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

Is it inflatable?

No. It just sits there. Staring.

My wife?

 

[Hawks64]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

Ordered from A&E eh ETA I didn't order that particular item. Ordered some things for us, but like you was sent a large amount of free "gifts" and one of them was one of those rather freaky looking things.

YES

did you try it?

The um entrance wasn't quite tall enough for my liking so I didn't go in.

 

[Stoneys]

I need somebody to remind me who the FBG's on my facebook page are. I think I could identify 85%...but man, I'm terrible at keeping things straight.

pm sent