GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Hawks64]

IT'S A ####### FLESHLIGHT PEOPLE.

No. Cheaper.

A. Lot.

 

[Tiger Fan]

wife just told me I "do okay" when it comes to female anatomy. Honestly, that's about as much of a compliment as I could ask for. Any higher praise and I'd know she was lying.

Went to the OB/GYN with my wife the other day, and there was a detailed diagram of the female anatomy on the wall. The doctor mentioned something about the uterus, and I got up and walked over to the diagram, nodded approvingly, then sat back down. A little while later he mentions the ovaries, I glance over at the diagram. He goes from doctor trying to help to just openly laughing at me. My wife hates me. A little while later he leaves the room, I'm still looking at the thing. As we're leaving, I tell her I swear that there's no ######## on there. My wife says, no ####. I think we were talking too loud because I heard a muted laugh from one of the appointment rooms down the hall.

Love that.

for some reason, I pictured zach galafanakakaisksidkdis doing this as I read it

 

[bostonfred]

Interesting. That was supposed to say the name of a girl part that rhymes with delores or fedoras, not one that describes icon.

 

[heckmanm]

wife just told me I "do okay" when it comes to female anatomy. Honestly, that's about as much of a compliment as I could ask for. Any higher praise and I'd know she was lying.

Went to the OB/GYN with my wife the other day, and there was a detailed diagram of the female anatomy on the wall. The doctor mentioned something about the uterus, and I got up and walked over to the diagram, nodded approvingly, then sat back down. A little while later he mentions the ovaries, I glance over at the diagram. He goes from doctor trying to help to just openly laughing at me. My wife hates me. A little while later he leaves the room, I'm still looking at the thing. As we're leaving, I tell her I swear that there's no ######## on there. My wife says, no ####. I think we were talking too loud because I heard a muted laugh from one of the appointment rooms down the hall.

If you get to the uterus, I think missed it on the way by.

 

[John Bender]

Heading to Tampa tomorrow for a golf trip.

What strip clubs do I need to patronize?

TIA

 

[Pyscho Wife]

Interesting. That was supposed to say the name of a girl part that rhymes with delores or fedoras, not one that describes icon.

Not cool.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Heading to Tampa tomorrow for a golf trip.What strip clubs do I need to patronize?TIA

Mons Venus seems to be the consensusI have never been there

 

[Osaurus]

Heading to Tampa tomorrow for a golf trip.What strip clubs do I need to patronize?TIA

Mons Venus seems to be the consensusI have never been there

PM Quezilla for recommendations.

 

[ttiger72]

This morning along with a friend request , fb suggested another fbg. I'm a little intimidated. And fear rejection by his greatness.

Studs?

 

[ttiger72]

I get to 3rd base with those diagrams on the reg.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Heading to Tampa tomorrow for a golf trip.What strip clubs do I need to patronize?TIA

Mons Venus seems to be the consensusI have never been there

Yeah, I asked a few weeks ago in here and that was the suggestion. I didn't have time to go, however.Driving around the area south of the airport there were plenty of them though. I recall a Hustler one and maybe even a Penthouse one, but there seemed to be strip clubs aplenty around that area.

 

[Osaurus]

Heading to Tampa tomorrow for a golf trip.What strip clubs do I need to patronize?TIA

Mons Venus seems to be the consensusI have never been there

Yeah, I asked a few weeks ago in here and that was the suggestion. I didn't have time to go, however.Driving around the area south of the airport there were plenty of them though. I recall a Hustler one and maybe even a Penthouse one, but there seemed to be strip clubs aplenty around that area.

Dale Mabry area and Westshore. Some places in Clearwater now from what I understand.

 

[Early_10]

This morning along with a friend request , fb suggested another fbg. I'm a little intimidated. And fear rejection by his greatness.

Studs?

I wish. Pickles.

 

[RudiStein]

Facebook: Allowing you to show the rest of the world just how dumb you are since 2004.

 

[RudiStein]

This morning along with a friend request , fb suggested another fbg. I'm a little intimidated. And fear rejection by his greatness.

Studs?

I wish. Pickles.

You're welcome.

 

[krista4]

I need somebody to remind me who the FBG's on my facebook page are. I think I could identify 85%...but man, I'm terrible at keeping things straight.

If you're serious, I can help with our mutual friends... and possibly a couple of other names that I recognize.

I could use this help, too.

 

[ttiger72]

I need somebody to remind me who the FBG's on my facebook page are. I think I could identify 85%...but man, I'm terrible at keeping things straight.

If you're serious, I can help with our mutual friends... and possibly a couple of other names that I recognize.

I could use this help, too.

<--- Jason Swires

 

[RudiStein]

<----Harrison Stevens

 

[ttiger72]

FOLLOW-UP: Butt-hurt texting while falling into mall fountain lady is now suing.

 

[RudiStein]

FOLLOW-UP: Butt-hurt texting while falling into mall fountain lady is now suing.

I couldn't watch the vid but found this:

This week’s viral video celebrity, Cathy Cruz Marrero, is quickly achieving worldwide fame as the “fountain lady” who unfortunately took a tumble into a mall fountain when she was more focused on texting than walking. She appeared on Good Morning America and told George Stephanopoulos about the embarrassing incident and her next legal steps.

Marrero seemed equally mad about the fact that no one in the mall helped her after she fell and that the video has now become a YouTube sensation, saying “I admit it was funny, but nobody took my feelings into consideration.” Her lawyer was unintentionally funny too, commenting that they are “at the early stages of our investigation” and planned on at the very least “requesting or demanding an apology.” Hopefully any legal action does not have a chilling effect on people posting embarrassing videos on YouTube, otherwise what would we do on slow news days?

The interview ended with a chilling and tearful warning from Marrero: “do not text and walk.” Stephanopoulos said “thank you for being such a good sport,” apparently not realizing that “good sports” usually don’t resort to lawyering up and have reactions more similar to Steve Carrell’s character in The Office after he famously fell in a koi pond.

Does she come off as 14CCP in the vid you posted?

 

[General Malaise]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

GM, did you ever try that eros thing?

I'm going to have to google that to know what it is, I'm afraid.

 

[Disco Stu]

FOLLOW-UP: Butt-hurt texting while falling into mall fountain lady is now suing.

She calls her husband "Daddy"?

 

[Grahamburn]

Heading to Tampa tomorrow for a golf trip.What strip clubs do I need to patronize?TIA

2001.

 

[Hawks64]

IT'S A ####### FLESHLIGHT PEOPLE.

No. Cheaper.

A. Lot.

Sandwich baggy with a dollop of Crisco?

Not a whole lot better than that I would imagine. Afraid to mention the site or real descriptions without a lengthy TO, but as soon as the gift was opened it was placed in the garbage.

 

[Disco Stu]

Does she come off as 14CCP in the vid you posted?

No, just plain old dumb.

 

[Early_10]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

GM, did you ever try that eros thing?

I'm going to have to google that to know what it is, I'm afraid.

That male gspot toy. I remember the linked site. I won't try and find it. Nexus?

 

[ttiger72]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

GM, did you ever try that eros thing?

I'm going to have to google that to know what it is, I'm afraid.

That male gspot toy. I remember the linked site. I won't try and find it. Nexus?

It goes...in?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This morning along with a friend request , fb suggested another fbg. I'm a little intimidated. And fear rejection by his greatness.

Studs?

I wish. Pickles.

Huh, I thought he would have friend requested me by now. Must have gotten lost in the mail or something. There's a lot of bad weather out there.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

GM, did you ever try that eros thing?

I'm going to have to google that to know what it is, I'm afraid.

That male gspot toy. I remember the linked site. I won't try and find it. Nexus?

Waste of money.I've heard.

 

[Hawks64]

Asians?

No. They also sent us something exclusively for males, but I gotta be honest it really creeps me out.

GM, did you ever try that eros thing?

I'm going to have to google that to know what it is, I'm afraid.

That male gspot toy. I remember the linked site. I won't try and find it. Nexus?

So yeah googled that and

 

[Dr. Watson]

So yeah googled that and

Male gspot? Only gspot I got raises its hand.

 

[ttiger72]

So yeah googled that and

Male gspot? Only gspot I got raises its hand.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So yeah googled that and

Yeah, pretty sure you had to do some time in the pen to enjoy that thing.

 

[Hawks64]

So yeah googled that and

Male gspot? Only gspot I got raises its hand.

That plus the word toy and the one of the results was this thing that Early was talking about.

 

[YSR]

So yeah googled that and

Male gspot? Only gspot I got raises its hand.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well, it didn't take long for worlds to start FB colliding. One of my GB's is friends with Cal's teacher. I send him a message asking how well he knew her. His reply:

Her daughter and my daughter are friends so that means I have seen her naked. Kidding. Our daughters being friends is the extent of our relationship.

lol

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FOGMT that watch Top Chef All-Stars, we are about 3 episodes behind so I don't want to read the thread but what was the concensus on Jen. She looked and acted tweeked out of her mind to me.

 

[RudiStein]

FOGMT that watch Top Chef All-Stars, we are about 3 episodes behind so I don't want to read the thread but what was the concensus on Jen. She looked and acted tweeked out of her mind to me.

You lost me.

 

[Sarnoff]

FOGMT that watch Top Chef All-Stars, we are about 3 episodes behind so I don't want to read the thread but what was the concensus on Jen. She looked and acted tweeked out of her mind to me.

Might have hit that box of wine in the stew room a bit hard, but she probably did deserve to PYKAG.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

FOGMT that watch Top Chef All-Stars, we are about 3 episodes behind so I don't want to read the thread but what was the concensus on Jen. She looked and acted tweeked out of her mind to me.

You lost me.

Yeah. Best I could muster up was maybe Friends Of GMs Thread?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

NFCWTFFOGMTM

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FOGMT that watch Top Chef All-Stars, we are about 3 episodes behind so I don't want to read the thread but what was the concensus on Jen. She looked and acted tweeked out of her mind to me.

You lost me.

She couldn't sit still and was touching herself constantly. I've had wine, and it never had that affect on me.

Aw, who am I kidding.

 

[RudiStein]

NFCWTFFOGMTM

HONKS

 

[Sarnoff]

PYKAG.

"pack your knives and go"She made a horrible dish. Soggy eggs and bacon. Then she just decided to get stupidly defensive about it. Dunno if it was alcohol, drugs, pms, or what... didn't really have an effect on the decision. Tom doesn't mind some backtalk at Judges' Table, since he's only going to judge on the plate in front of him.

 

[YSR]

NFCWTFFOGMTM

"Friends of GM's Thread"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FOGMT that watch Top Chef All-Stars, we are about 3 episodes behind so I don't want to read the thread but what was the concensus on Jen. She looked and acted tweeked out of her mind to me.

You lost me.

Yeah. Best I could muster up was maybe Friends Of GMs Thread?

You should be on Jeopardy.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

NFCWTFFOGMTM

"Friends of GM's Thread"

Fans of Greenwich Mean Time?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

PYKAG.

"pack your knives and go"She made a horrible dish. Soggy eggs and bacon. Then she just decided to get stupidly defensive about it. Dunno if it was alcohol, drugs, pms, or what... didn't really have an effect on the decision. Tom doesn't mind some backtalk at Judges' Table, since he's only going to judge on the plate in front of him.

Yeah, it looked awful. Mrs. SLB was at happy hour before we watched it and was all buzzed up, she thought all that back talk was great. Then we got in a minor argument about how stupid she was/she should speak her mind.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This contest is now officially over and I have 55,000 points to spend by March or I lose them. What should I get? I'm leaning towards the airline ticket.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I nearly had a poop my pants story today....while in the bathroom.

I went in to go #1. There's about a 4 foot divider wall I had to walk around to get to the urinal. I unzip and whip "it" out during the approach...looking ahead thinking about whether or not Teela ever fantasized about Prince Adam even though he was obviously batting for the other team...or some such nonsense. Then I looked down (SFW :nojaa

I jumped back, farted, and screamed like a little girl.