GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[Sarnoff]

This contest is now officially over and I have 55,000 points to spend by March or I lose them. What should I get? I'm leaning towards the airline ticket.

Think Cal would like the basketball game

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This contest is now officially over and I have 55,000 points to spend by March or I lose them. What should I get? I'm leaning towards the airline ticket.

Think Cal would like the basketball game

This friend of mine won one in a drawing back in October and gave it to me. I'm waiting until we move to set it up.

 

[Gadzooks]

I nearly had a poop my pants story today....while in the bathroom.

I went in to go #1. There's about a 4 foot divider wall I had to walk around to get to the urinal. I unzip and whip "it" out during the approach...looking ahead thinking about whether or not Teela ever fantasized about Prince Adam even though he was obviously batting for the other team...or some such nonsense. Then I looked down (SFW :nojaa

I jumped back, farted, and screamed like a little girl.

Reading that story and then your sig makes it even funnier to me.

And I thought we said "Bonzai" instead of "poop my pants"?

 

[ttiger72]

Don't know what to do with this, but seems like something Shuke would be interested in.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Don't know what to do with this, but seems like something Shuke would be interested in.

 

[General Malaise]

Just landed my biggest account in 2.5 years. Phew....was starting to really doubt myself.

This helps. A lot.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Don't know what to do with this, but seems like something Shuke would be interested in.

WTF?

 

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Why is it nobody here has control over their bowels?

 

[General Malaise]

So yeah googled that and

Yeah, pretty sure you had to do some time in the pen to enjoy that thing.

Oh, how excellent that the first FBG she thought about with this thing was me. Neat.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Just landed my biggest account in 2.5 years. Phew....was starting to really doubt myself.

This helps. A lot.

 

[General Malaise]

Why is it nobody here has control over their bowels?

Have you seen our college transcrpits? We're lucky to be breathing.

 

[Hawks64]

So yeah googled that and

Yeah, pretty sure you had to do some time in the pen to enjoy that thing.

Oh, how excellent that the first FBG she thought about with this thing was me. Neat.

Oh holy hell, upon further Googling they have a large line of these not so nice things. Do they not know that's not supposed to happen??

 

[shuke]

FOGMT that watch Top Chef All-Stars, we are about 3 episodes behind so I don't want to read the thread but what was the concensus on Jen. She looked and acted tweeked out of her mind to me.

You lost me.

Yeah. Best I could muster up was maybe Friends Of GMs Thread?

You should be on Jeopardy.

I think we know any schlep can get on there.

 

[shuke]

Don't know what to do with this, but seems like something Shuke would be interested in.

Pass

 

[General Malaise]

FOGMT that watch Top Chef All-Stars, we are about 3 episodes behind so I don't want to read the thread but what was the concensus on Jen. She looked and acted tweeked out of her mind to me.

You lost me.

Yeah. Best I could muster up was maybe Friends Of GMs Thread?

You should be on Jeopardy.

I think we know any schlep can get on there.

I bet I could take you in Jeopardy.

 

[Hawks64]

Just landed my biggest account in 2.5 years. Phew....was starting to really doubt myself. This helps. A lot.

Congrats man.

 

[shuke]

Got a promotion yesterday

 

[YSR]

You should be on Jeopardy.

I think we know any schlep can get on there.

I bet I could take you in Jeopardy.

Don't make us start a new Facebook page.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Why is it nobody here has control over their bowels?

Hey, I controlled it

 

[bostonfred]

Got a promotion yesterday

Congratulations. What's your new job?

 

[Thorn]

People become FB friends with people they work with?

#### no.

OOF. What if you're actually friends with people at work?

Because then other co-workers who might be friends with your friend will want to be your friend even if you're not really friends. I just don't want to be in that position, but glllll.

I have no FB friends at work. It was a bit awkward when it first came up but now it's just understood that friending co-workers just isn't my thing.

 

[Thorn]

I need somebody to remind me who the FBG's on my facebook page are. I think I could identify 85%...but man, I'm terrible at keeping things straight.

 

[Frostillicus]

This contest is now officially over and I have 55,000 points to spend by March or I lose them. What should I get? I'm leaning towards the airline ticket.

MONTBLANC Starwalker Rubber Ballpoint Pen37,000 points

 

[Thorn]

Just landed my biggest account in 2.5 years. Phew....was starting to really doubt myself. This helps. A lot.

 

[charvik]

Just landed my biggest account in 2.5 years. Phew....was starting to really doubt myself. This helps. A lot.

Congrats!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Congrats GM and shuke

 

[John Bender]

PSA: There's a lot of runaway commish stories in the Looking for Leagues forum. Some interesting stuff to read when you're bored.

 

[Gadzooks]

Pretty impressive accomplishments over the past couple days for the Friends Of GM's Thread:

StLB joined Facebook

Frosty got a cool man-toy for alone time

BostonFred got to see pics of a uterus and ovaries

Gadzooks masturbated

SLBronk saw a spider in a urinal

GM landed a big account

Gadzooks masturbated

Shuke got a promotion

Anything else?

 

[BobbyLayne]

Humanitarian FB page

 

[Frostillicus]

Just landed my biggest account in 2.5 years. Phew....was starting to really doubt myself. This helps. A lot.

meat cookie

 

[General Malaise]

I joined the Beaverton Public Library two weeks ago. Man, what a great decision that was. I just renewed a book online for another three weeks. FREE!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

Pretty impressive accomplishments over the past couple days for the Friends Of GM's Thread:StLB joined FacebookFrosty got a cool man-toy for alone timeBostonFred got to see pics of a uterus and ovariesGadzooks masturbatedSLBronk saw a spider in a urinalGM landed a big accountGadzooks masturbatedShuke got a promotionAnything else?

That's probably the second coolest thing that happened to Boston Fred....

 

[General Malaise]

Got a promotion yesterday

Nice! Coinciding with a 1 year lull in our eat-off thread, no less.

 

[shuke]

Got a promotion yesterday

Congratulations. What's your new job?

Thanks. Manager of Product Development

 

[shuke]

I joined the Beaverton Public Library two weeks ago. Man, what a great decision that was. I just renewed a book online for another three weeks. FREE!!!!

Congrats on the account. But moreso for this.

 

[shuke]

Coinciding with a 1 year lull in our eat-off thread, no less.

I've lost 10 pounds since the eat-off ended. Seriously.

 

[RudiStein]

I joined the Beaverton Public Library two weeks ago. Man, what a great decision that was. I just renewed a book online for another three weeks. FREE!!!!

:snicker:

 

[General Malaise]

I need somebody to remind me who the FBG's on my facebook page are. I think I could identify 85%...but man, I'm terrible at keeping things straight.

My good buddy from Maine!

 

[General Malaise]

I joined the Beaverton Public Library two weeks ago. Man, what a great decision that was. I just renewed a book online for another three weeks. FREE!!!!

:snicker:

I can't tell you how much I love saying it.

 

[General Malaise]

Coinciding with a 1 year lull in our eat-off thread, no less.

I've lost 10 pounds since the eat-off ended. Seriously.

You're knocking the cover off the ball. Good for you.Just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes. Hoping to do a half marathon in 2 hours or less by June. We'll see. It's....it's a goal.

 

[kevzilla]

I recently joined a professional association, and went to my first meeting of the local chapter tonight. There were 35 people in attendance...33 female.

:goldmine:

 

[Thorn]

Pretty impressive accomplishments over the past couple days for the Friends Of GM's Thread:StLB joined FacebookFrosty got a cool man-toy for alone timeBostonFred got to see pics of a uterus and ovariesGadzooks masturbatedSLBronk saw a spider in a urinalGM landed a big accountGadzooks masturbatedShuke got a promotionAnything else?

I got a raise But in return I think they want me to live at the office.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I recently joined a professional association, and went to my first meeting of the local chapter tonight. There were 35 people in attendance...33 female.:goldmine:

Mary Kay?

 

[BobbyLayne]

I need somebody to remind me who the FBG's on my facebook page are. I think I could identify 85%...but man, I'm terrible at keeping things straight.

So here is what I hate about FB. I'm 48, second time around doing the we're starting a family thing. I got married pretty late the first time, had my oldest when I was 34 (good decade after most of my friends from h.s). Then darling baby girl and Mrs B2 come along a decade later. Basically, my toddler is in preschool, my olde school friends are newbie grandparents.

So I'll see something pop up on someone's wall on FB, and next thing I know I'm checking out random photo pages on hot chicks I went to h.s. / college with, and thinking dayum she is still smokin'.

Then I realize its her daughter.

 

[Frostillicus]

What's a good book that could be called a Love Story? Need some help.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also I'm strongly considering shifting my obsession from Emma Stone to Rachel Nichols (not the ESPN one).

Also, after giving it up for nearly 3 days, I've started drinking again. Yesterday.

 

[General Malaise]

What's a good book that could be called a Love Story? Need some help.

Girl With The Dragon Tattoo has some romance in it.

 

[General Malaise]

I need somebody to remind me who the FBG's on my facebook page are. I think I could identify 85%...but man, I'm terrible at keeping things straight.

So here is what I hate about FB. I'm 48, second time around doing the we're starting a family thing. I got married pretty late the first time, had my oldest when I was 34 (good decade after most of my friends from h.s). Then darling baby girl and Mrs B2 come along a decade later. Basically, my toddler is in preschool, my olde school friends are newbie grandparents.

So I'll see something pop up on someone's wall on FB, and next thing I know I'm checking out random photo pages on hot chicks I went to h.s. / college with, and thinking dayum she is still smokin'.

Then I realize its her daughter.

Note to self: Do some more Bobby Layne stalking.

 

[facook]

What's a good book that could be called a Love Story? Need some help.

Girl With The Dragon Tattoo has some romance in it.

Lonesome Dove.Misery.

 

[shuke]

I recently joined a professional association, and went to my first meeting of the local chapter tonight. There were 35 people in attendance...33 female.:goldmine:

Nursing?