Frostillicus
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Drink of the night: Vodka, Club Soda, and Grape Sno Clone flavoring.
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Prince of ShantyTown
wtf would you want to come to Memphis?effing airline canceling my Sunday morning flight to Memphis...
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
It actually was Geoffrion bobble head night, and he scored 2 goals and had 2 assistsFun night, with the Badger band, and the families around us (6th row, corner) were happy that they could bring 5 people for under $50 (until "dad" bought a few $7 beers).Aaron Rudnicki said:Linas Klasen is a short Swede and former roller hockey player who seems to be doing pretty well for Milwaukee with 20 goals this year.Blake Geoffrion won the Hobey Baker award (equivalent of the Heisman for hockey) while playing for Wisconsin last year. His great grandfather and grandfather are both in the Hall of Fame.Samuel L Bronkowitz said:Going to Milwaukee v Rockford tonight...I don't follow AHL hockey too much. Anyone on either roster I should be watching?PS when are the Sabres going to call up Mancari? He is tearing up the AHL.
Dylan Hunter is the son of Dale Hunter.
Jonathon Blum is the top prospect for Nashville.
Lots of familiar names on Rockford's roster but they are sucking and have the fewest points in the AHL West.
Early_10
footballgoddess
I'm gonna say 37 and argue that 37 is NOT AT ALL OLD.desert rose said:How old are we talking, here?Early_10 said:He hasn't always been . from the internet. There was a preinternet Pickles. Happy Birthday Mr P.Sorry GB. just thought you were a tad younger
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
jesusRudiStein said:St. Louis Bob said:One drunken night a long time ago in a bar far, far, away my Dad, Grandfather and myself talked about how we all and an infinity for blonds. We figure it must be the German blood in us. Of course my GF married an Irish red head and my Dad and myself both married brunettes. Mrs. SLB gives me hell pretty much on a daily basis about my lust for blonds. I can't help it but I have a soft sport, er, hard, er..never mind.krista4 said:I really, really like your Dad.St. Louis Bob said:A minute ago:
Dad:I'm really, really, disappointed in you.
Me:
Dad: You joined Facebook? WTF is wrong with you.
Me: I had a group of people that wanted me to join. I figure I might as well get with the times.
Dad: You've always been a leader. Since when do you cave to peer pressure? Here's an idea, develop your own social networking site where only female blonds 25-35 can join.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
Ok, how "fabulous" is it that I'm getting addicted to raising indoor plants? I still want the Halle Berry/Diane Lane threesome so I should be ok - right?
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Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Nah, gave that up years ago when I decided having my job was more important than eating 74 pounds of Doritos (I'm all for legalization, but I passed the torch long ago as I don't have a problem going to sleep).I grew up on a farm so raising plants ain't new to me, but some of these friggin things don't want to act right and I'll be damned if I let another get the better of me.Ok, how "fabulous" is it that I'm getting addicted to raising indoor plants? I still want the Halle Berry/Diane Lane threesome so I should be ok - right?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Killed them at the casino BTW. I picked up a GB, who just got home from the casino and was wasted so there were four of us. We beat KC & other GB there and were playing Multistrike video poker. We all threw $20 bucks in and KC hits a royal for two grand almost immediately. While the gal was paying him, she remarked to us playing the machine next to it that we needed to hit one too. Not exactly but we got 4 Q's on the top line for $1200. I think we won about a grand each for the night. I don't know how we didn't get kicked out though. My really drunk GB went from cussing and yelling at me to hiccups followed by random burps. Then he started spilling his beer. I apologized to a guy sitting by us and he said "are you kidding me, you can't buy entertainment like this." Then he bought us a round of beers. Good times.My GB from KC just called and said he talked to Mrs. SLB and I'm to meet him at the casino along with some other GB's. I called Mrs. SLB and asked her how the conversation went exactly. She replied "Well it is your weekend at all since it's Superbowl."GL everybody, I'll see you on Monday.
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charvik
Footballguy
:subscribe:Killed them at the casino BTW. I picked up a GB, who just got home from the casino and was wasted so there were four of us. We beat KC & other GB there and were playing Multistrike video poker. We all threw $20 bucks in and KC hits a royal for two grand almost immediately. While the gal was paying him, she remarked to us playing the machine next to it that we needed to hit one too. Not exactly but we got 4 Q's on the top line for $1200. I think we won about a grand each for the night. I don't know how we didn't get kicked out though. My really drunk GB went from cussing and yelling at me to hiccups followed by random burps. Then he started spilling his beer. I apologized to a guy sitting by us and he said "are you kidding me, you can't buy entertainment like this." Then he bought us a round of beers. Good times.My GB from KC just called and said he talked to Mrs. SLB and I'm to meet him at the casino along with some other GB's. I called Mrs. SLB and asked her how the conversation went exactly. She replied "Well it is your weekend at all since it's Superbowl."GL everybody, I'll see you on Monday.
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
this sounds alot like last night only the strippers were our money and GM was teaching the young kids in the club how to work the strippers.Killed them at the casino BTW. I picked up a GB, who just got home from the casino and was wasted so there were four of us. We beat KC & other GB there and were playing Multistrike video poker. We all threw $20 bucks in and KC hits a royal for two grand almost immediately. While the gal was paying him, she remarked to us playing the machine next to it that we needed to hit one too. Not exactly but we got 4 Q's on the top line for $1200. I think we won about a grand each for the night. I don't know how we didn't get kicked out though. My really drunk GB went from cussing and yelling at me to hiccups followed by random burps. Then he started spilling his beer. I apologized to a guy sitting by us and he said "are you kidding me, you can't buy entertainment like this." Then he bought us a round of beers. Good times.My GB from KC just called and said he talked to Mrs. SLB and I'm to meet him at the casino along with some other GB's. I called Mrs. SLB and asked her how the conversation went exactly. She replied "Well it is your weekend at all since it's Superbowl."GL everybody, I'll see you on Monday.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Nice.this sounds alot like last night only the strippers were our money and GM was teaching the young kids in the club how to work the strippers.Killed them at the casino BTW. I picked up a GB, who just got home from the casino and was wasted so there were four of us. We beat KC & other GB there and were playing Multistrike video poker. We all threw $20 bucks in and KC hits a royal for two grand almost immediately. While the gal was paying him, she remarked to us playing the machine next to it that we needed to hit one too. Not exactly but we got 4 Q's on the top line for $1200. I think we won about a grand each for the night. I don't know how we didn't get kicked out though. My really drunk GB went from cussing and yelling at me to hiccups followed by random burps. Then he started spilling his beer. I apologized to a guy sitting by us and he said "are you kidding me, you can't buy entertainment like this." Then he bought us a round of beers. Good times.My GB from KC just called and said he talked to Mrs. SLB and I'm to meet him at the casino along with some other GB's. I called Mrs. SLB and asked her how the conversation went exactly. She replied "Well it is your weekend at all since it's Superbowl."GL everybody, I'll see you on Monday.
Although I prefer to only go to those places with Mrs. SLB. I brought my GB home around midnight. KC & other GB didn't get home until 5:30 this morning. GB's wife was texting Mrs. SLB this morning and I replied "Bob smelled like strippers when he got home. He said Bird (GB) hooked up with one of them."Then she took the phone away from me.
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Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, why do high school referees feel like they should decide the outcome of a basketball game instead of the athletes? 
On a side note, if they had called a jump ball when they should have, my daughter wouldn't have been pushed from behind and whacking the back of her head on the gym floor. Luckily I had french braided her hair before the game which cushioned the spot on her head where she hit the floor. She's fine, just a headache.
On a side note, if they had called a jump ball when they should have, my daughter wouldn't have been pushed from behind and whacking the back of her head on the gym floor. Luckily I had french braided her hair before the game which cushioned the spot on her head where she hit the floor. She's fine, just a headache.
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
Just heard a great new bluesy love song from an unknown artist on the radio yesterday. Came home and looked it up: "Angel Eyes" Jeff Healey 1988 
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
General Malaise
Footballguy
:X 
General Malaise
Footballguy
Who are you?God, I wish I lived near the Krista4s.Super Bowl party planning:
-Increasingly large numbers of people that I don't know keep RSVP'ing yes to my Facebook invite. A quick check of our mutual friends puts the blame squarely on one person. How best to punish him?
-In addition to the people I don't know, suddenly many of my real invitees are RSVP'ing and bringing 2-3 others. At this point all I know is we'll have somewhere between 50-500 people here, not including the marching band. Extra chairs, plates, napkins, cutlery, cups, beer, and wine = procured.
-Yesterday the marching band leader, who had been MIA for 48 hours, explained that he had been trying to figure out how to get a drum kit because it turns out the University of Memphis wouldn't let them use the school's instruments for this event, and no one had their own drums. Memphis Drum Shop rental = arranged.
-Yesterday I learned that the large shipment of Terrible Towels purchased last week and sent overnight mail would not arrive, for reasons unclear to anyone at lids.com. Scramble all night last night to find the six, six, Terrible Towels located within the Memphis metro area. In midst of this, Mr. krista4's car died in a mall parking lot and I had to go 40 minutes away to pick him up. Today had Mr. krista4's dad get us another 20 towels in Pittsburgh and overnighting them to us for arrival tomorrow. Terrible Towels = procured.
-Today learned that the "Chicago" packages I had ordered last week for one of the prizes in a side game we'll be having would not arrive until next week, despite paying for overnight shipment and getting a notice they had been shipped on Wednesday. Backup prizes = procured.
-Today learned that the cheese curds I had ordered last week as part of the "Green Bay" packages for said side game would not arrive until next week, despite paying for overnight shipping and getting a notice they had been shipped on Wednesday. Went to four different grocery stores before finding Wisconsin cheddar cheese and bratwursts instead. Backup prizes = procured.
-Today just arrived home to find that the Green Bay coozies ordered last week have not arrived despite paying for overnight shipping and getting a notice they had been shipped yesterday. Backup Green Bay paraphernalia - screw 'em.
Never, ever having a SB party again.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Just a tease until I have time to sit and write a full report, our strip club expedition ended with GM telling me to run Mex run to the car
General Malaise
Footballguy
Through the haze, I recall hitting a girl in the face with a wadded up dollar, making a fake moustache out of a dollar, smoking, yelling at the bartender and the cooks for messing up our steaks, a hotel bar, betting on roller derby, public transportation and text from my wife at 1:40am saying "I thought you said this wouldn't be a late night".
God forking me...
God forking me...
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Did you write any notes on any receipts?Through the haze, I recall hitting a girl in the face with a wadded up dollar, making a fake moustache out of a dollar, smoking, yelling at the bartender and the cooks for messing up our steaks, a hotel bar, betting on roller derby, public transportation and text from my wife at 1:40am saying "I thought you said this wouldn't be a late night".God forking me...
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Just don't run over her foot at the bus stop.Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, why do high school referees feel like they should decide the outcome of a basketball game instead of the athletes?
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
charvik
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
I can't comprehend that.But then again I don't follow the NHL either, so I guess it must be sort of the same.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
But do you follow women's handball?
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
I used to, but I don't agree with the way they portray the women in commercials.It's becoming too sexist.
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Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
lol That whole thing was a mess. The mom is blaming the bus driver for her running over her son's foot because he left the stop early.Just don't run over her foot at the bus stop.Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, why do high school referees feel like they should decide the outcome of a basketball game instead of the athletes?
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RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Yeah, sounds like a joke.lol That whole thing was a mess. The mom is blaming the bus driver for her running over her son's foot because he left the stop early.Just don't run over her foot at the bus stop.Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, why do high school referees feel like they should decide the outcome of a basketball game instead of the athletes?
General Malaise
Footballguy
hanging out with Mex all night made me agree to coach 2nd grade hoops next week in a suit and tie because all 11 of my players scored. FML.
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Just a blame game. I don't know. He shouldn't have left he stop early, she should have been more careful.Yeah, sounds like a joke.lol That whole thing was a mess. The mom is blaming the bus driver for her running over her son's foot because he left the stop early.Just don't run over her foot at the bus stop.Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, why do high school referees feel like they should decide the outcome of a basketball game instead of the athletes?On a side note, if they had called a jump ball when they should have, my daughter wouldn't have been pushed from behind and whacking the back of her head on the gym floor. Luckily I had french braided her hair before the game which cushioned the spot on her head where she hit the floor. She's fine, just a headache.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Just a tease until I have time to sit and write a full report, our strip club expedition ended with GM telling me to run Mex run to the car
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Does this mean the end of blue knee high socks and the headband? Well, actually you could still sport those with a suit...
charvik
Footballguy
will you have a dark suit with COACH in white letters?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Seriously. So easy. Fish in a barrel on a Saturday night.
kevzilla
Footballguy
I assume you're torturing the Shart Pool?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Oh. No. I meant my wife.
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