Frostillicus
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WTF happened to Linkin Park? I think they just sang a lullabye on SNL.
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GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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kevzilla
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Saturday night + box of wine = easy money.Other nights are hit and miss and more work, but I can always count on Saturday.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
Hi all, please send prayers for your GB ACP. I need to stay out of jail and the hospital tomorrow.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Wife: "Would you be willing to go vegan for just one week?"
Me: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Wife: "Well I was watching Oprah......."
Biggest blight on our society ever. I don't know if I'd rather strangle her or the wife right now. My interest in a "black bean burger" extends only to the logistics of such a thing, not the actual taste.
Me: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Wife: "Well I was watching Oprah......."
Biggest blight on our society ever. I don't know if I'd rather strangle her or the wife right now. My interest in a "black bean burger" extends only to the logistics of such a thing, not the actual taste.
charvik
Footballguy
Going vegan is only eating animals that are vegetarians, right?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I don't even know. She's still going on about it. Apparently it involves "veggie burgers" and "no cheese." Still talking about oprah. I might have to kill her.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Still talking.
charvik
Footballguy
getting close to that enemy list, eh?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Team Captain.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Let me see if I've got this right. You got your wife drunk on box wine, had sex with her, then came back to the thread to post about it. Unfazed, she initiated post coital conversation about going vegan, and you are going on the attack against Oprah in hopes of heading this off at the pass while simultaneously blogging about it. Is that really what's happening?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
She did that herself, but yes
Yes. Clumsily and enthusiastically, yet tenderly.
Of course.
Yes, in an insanely irritating fashion
I don't understand what you're saying here, but somehow the wife got the remote and now we're watching Oprah and Jennifer Aniston.
bakes
I am the Beer God!
Tell her to give it a try. Might get rid of that "fish in a barrel" aroma. Just sayin'...
Frostillicus
Footballguy
"I feel so sorry for Jennifer Aniston."
Honest to god, I think I married a mentally deficient person.
Honest to god, I think I married a mentally deficient person.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone.Ummm....Frosty? If I understand correctly, your wife wants to go without, err, meat?
Might need two boxes of wine next week.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
"did you know Jennifer Aniston has the same birthday as your brother?"
Without any prompting or anything on the screen that mentions Jennifer Aniston's birthday. As in, my wife has her birthday memorized.
Without any prompting or anything on the screen that mentions Jennifer Aniston's birthday. As in, my wife has her birthday memorized.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Well now she's doing the "down dog" yoga pose right in front of my face, which is basically just a way to show off your ###.
We might be going for round 2.
We might be going for round 2.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Also I figured out a system for betting college hoops totals. It's 39-26 the last four days. Pretty sure I'm going to be filthy rich soon.
Going to eat meat every day.
Going to eat meat every day.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
This thing on?
bostonfred
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
can't.sleep.
YSR
Footballguy
me.either.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Just a tease until I have time to sit and write a full report, our strip club expedition ended with GM telling me to run Mex run to the car
YSR
Footballguy
Subscribe to both.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
me.either.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Mich State/Wisconsin UNDER 124
Early_10
footballgoddess
Just heard a great new bluesy love song from an unknown artist on the radio yesterday. Came home and looked it up: "Angel Eyes" Jeff Healey 1988
This was the first song hubby and I danced to on our first date...and of course our wedding song. Where the hell have you been?
Early_10
footballgoddess
Just a tease until I have time to sit and write a full report, our strip club expedition ended with GM telling me to run Mex run to the car
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
At the very least, someone should strap on.....oh nevermind.
YSR
Footballguy
You have no idea how timely this post is. My birthday is coming up and I arrived home last night to a box on the doorstep. In it was a very sweet card, a Cooking Light magazine with a post-it telling me I have a two-year subscription coming (which is fantastic because I LOVE that magazine), and the creme de la creme: a recipe box with every recipe that her son loves hand-written on recipe cards.I can't make this up.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh my....You have no idea how timely this post is. My birthday is coming up and I arrived home last night to a box on the doorstep. In it was a very sweet card, a Cooking Light magazine with a post-it telling me I have a two-year subscription coming (which is fantastic because I LOVE that magazine), and the creme de la creme: a recipe box with every recipe that her son loves hand-written on recipe cards.I can't make this up.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Shortly after my mom's parents got married, my grandmother made biscuits and gravy. My grandfather allowed as how it wasn't quite as good as his mama's.
He passed away after 58 years of marriage. He never got biscuits and gravy again. Ever.
She's now 98 years old, and we still call her "The Warden."
He passed away after 58 years of marriage. He never got biscuits and gravy again. Ever.
She's now 98 years old, and we still call her "The Warden."
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
This is going to come in segments and it's going to be all over the place, much like our night:
Roller Derby
High points:
Being the sick gamblers we are I took Portland and Under 200, of course neither GM or I understood a single thing about roller derby and it was evident throughout. Within 5 minutes Portland was up by like 30 and we quit caring. There was a creepy fat dude sitting by us that had GM's kid watch his beer while he went to take a leak, I'm still confused as to what that guy's story was.
A Detroit girl went by Summer's Eve and once GM heard that he became her biggest fan, screaming "summer's eve" at every opportunity. While we were getting our free fat tire's there were 3 women in front of us, GM made a comment about one of them and the middle lady said "hey that's my daughter" to which GM replied "oh no, I was talking about her" the lady's eyes nearly popped out of her head and she squealed "Oh my god that is my mother"
Other highlights, with about 10 minutes left in the match I spotted a black lady sitting across from us, I leaned over and whispered to GM that I had found the only other minority in attendance. Evidently my whisper is more like a scream as our whole section burst into laughter. Which made it even weirder because evidently they were thinking the same thing. GM went to the outhouse and came back shoving his hands in everybody's face praising the hand sanitizer that he said smelt like vodka and cranberry
Roller derby girls are built like linebackers and not hotsor. The crowd seemed to be all 35+ and I got to see the typical Oreganian in their element.
When we got in my car to head to the nudie bar I noticed that GM had a new fragrance about him, gb sneaking tokes in after saying by to the family and walking to the car.
oh yeah I just remember that they were calling me mex and that at some point both the eat off and Shuke came up. Yes the whole GM family knows Shuke as the other guy that shoves food down his gullet.
More to come when I find time...
Roller Derby
High points:
Being the sick gamblers we are I took Portland and Under 200, of course neither GM or I understood a single thing about roller derby and it was evident throughout. Within 5 minutes Portland was up by like 30 and we quit caring. There was a creepy fat dude sitting by us that had GM's kid watch his beer while he went to take a leak, I'm still confused as to what that guy's story was.
A Detroit girl went by Summer's Eve and once GM heard that he became her biggest fan, screaming "summer's eve" at every opportunity. While we were getting our free fat tire's there were 3 women in front of us, GM made a comment about one of them and the middle lady said "hey that's my daughter" to which GM replied "oh no, I was talking about her" the lady's eyes nearly popped out of her head and she squealed "Oh my god that is my mother"
Other highlights, with about 10 minutes left in the match I spotted a black lady sitting across from us, I leaned over and whispered to GM that I had found the only other minority in attendance. Evidently my whisper is more like a scream as our whole section burst into laughter. Which made it even weirder because evidently they were thinking the same thing.
GM went to the outhouse and came back shoving his hands in everybody's face praising the hand sanitizer that he said smelt like vodka and cranberry Roller derby girls are built like linebackers and not hotsor. The crowd seemed to be all 35+ and I got to see the typical Oreganian in their element.
When we got in my car to head to the nudie bar I noticed that GM had a new fragrance about him, gb sneaking tokes in after saying by to the family and walking to the car.
oh yeah I just remember that they were calling me mex and that at some point both the eat off and Shuke came up. Yes the whole GM family knows Shuke as the other guy that shoves food down his gullet.
More to come when I find time...
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mr. furley
Footballguy
is there video?
mr. furley
Footballguy
in just more than a year this thread will surpass the # of posts that took 4+ years to accumulate in the 10k thread
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Out freaking standingThis is going to come in segments and it's going to be all over the place, much like our night:Roller DerbyHigh points:Being the sick gamblers we are I took Portland and Under 200, of course neither GM or I understood a single thing about roller derby and it was evident throughout. Within 5 minutes Portland was up by like 30 and we quit caring. There was a creepy fat dude sitting by us that had GM's kid watch his beer while he went to take a leak, I'm still confused as to what that guy's story was. A Detroit girl went by Summer's Eve and once GM heard that he became her biggest fan, screaming "summer's eve" at every opportunity. While we were getting our free fat tire's there were 3 women in front of us, GM made a comment about one of them and the middle lady said "hey that's my daughter" to which GM replied "oh no, I was talking about her" the lady's eyes nearly popped out of her head and she squealed "Oh my god that is my mother"
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
This will end up being a movie.This is going to come in segments and it's going to be all over the place, much like our night:Roller DerbyHigh points:Being the sick gamblers we are I took Portland and Under 200, of course neither GM or I understood a single thing about roller derby and it was evident throughout. Within 5 minutes Portland was up by like 30 and we quit caring. There was a creepy fat dude sitting by us that had GM's kid watch his beer while he went to take a leak, I'm still confused as to what that guy's story was. A Detroit girl went by Summer's Eve and once GM heard that he became her biggest fan, screaming "summer's eve" at every opportunity. While we were getting our free fat tire's there were 3 women in front of us, GM made a comment about one of them and the middle lady said "hey that's my daughter" to which GM replied "oh no, I was talking about her" the lady's eyes nearly popped out of her head and she squealed "Oh my god that is my mother"GM went to the outhouse and came back shoving his hands in everybody's face praising the hand sanitizer that he said smelt like vodka and cranberry
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Keep in mind, I didn't say the system was perfect.Frostillicus said:
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