GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Just won $120 playing online craps, practicing for my trip to the dirty Wisconsin casino tomorrow.

 

[Mr.Pack]

We need the video of GM at the blazers game on a tricycle winning free McDonalds for a year

HFS

It gets better, he ran over a little girl during it

 

[Good Posting Judge]

GM has had the Eat-Off and Angry Dante's Drunk Shtick, and now he plows over a kid in front of 17,000 people.

Jeez, save some shtick for the rest of us.

 

[Frostillicus]

One time when I was Madison we went to this pizza joint and got pizza and when they called our name we went up to get it and when we came back there was this stupid kid sitting on our coats eating his own pizza and i told him to move and he didn't and then i said move and he didn't and then i said if you don't move i'm going to slap that pizza out of your ####### mouth and then he went to take another bite so I smacked him across the face and the pizza went flying into the wall and it was funny and he got up and before he could say anything i grabbed him around teh collar and slammed him into the wall but then the owner workers grabbed me and my friends and said you're outta here and we said not without our pizza and they said you aren't getting your pizza and so we said we aren't leaving without our pizza so then they gave it to us and we took it in the cab and gave a slice to the cabby and then ate the rest in the hotel and also the Gophers won.

 

[Disco Stu]

One time when I was Madison we went to this pizza joint and got pizza and when they called our name we went up to get it and when we came back there was this stupid kid sitting on our coats eating his own pizza and i told him to move and he didn't and then i said move and he didn't and then i said if you don't move i'm going to slap that pizza out of your ####### mouth and then he went to take another bite so I smacked him across the face and the pizza went flying into the wall and it was funny and he got up and before he could say anything i grabbed him around teh collar and slammed him into the wall but then the owner workers grabbed me and my friends and said you're outta here and we said not without our pizza and they said you aren't getting your pizza and so we said we aren't leaving without our pizza so then they gave it to us and we took it in the cab and gave a slice to the cabby and then ate the rest in the hotel and also the Gophers won.

Did you get your coats?

 

[njherdfan]

One time when I was Madison we went to this pizza joint and got pizza and when they called our name we went up to get it and when we came back there was this stupid kid sitting on our coats eating his own pizza and i told him to move and he didn't and then i said move and he didn't and then i said if you don't move i'm going to slap that pizza out of your ####### mouth and then he went to take another bite so I smacked him across the face and the pizza went flying into the wall and it was funny and he got up and before he could say anything i grabbed him around teh collar and slammed him into the wall but then the owner workers grabbed me and my friends and said you're outta here and we said not without our pizza and they said you aren't getting your pizza and so we said we aren't leaving without our pizza so then they gave it to us and we took it in the cab and gave a slice to the cabby and then ate the rest in the hotel and also the Gophers won.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Watching Van Wilder drunk. God is/was Tara Reid an awful actress

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

One time when I was Madison we went to this pizza joint and got pizza and when they called our name we went up to get it and when we came back there was this stupid kid sitting on our coats eating his own pizza and i told him to move and he didn't and then i said move and he didn't and then i said if you don't move i'm going to slap that pizza out of your ####### mouth and then he went to take another bite so I smacked him across the face and the pizza went flying into the wall and it was funny and he got up and before he could say anything i grabbed him around teh collar and slammed him into the wall but then the owner workers grabbed me and my friends and said you're outta here and we said not without our pizza and they said you aren't getting your pizza and so we said we aren't leaving without our pizza so then they gave it to us and we took it in the cab and gave a slice to the cabby and then ate the rest in the hotel and also the Gophers won.

So it was 1993?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

I think I'm going to die. I got raped yesterday gambling. I need to go post something on FB so KC's wife knows how much money he won. **** move? Yes. You don't know what I'm dealing with here. I think somebody's wife slipped me tongue yesterday too.

You guys let this comment go? Y'all are slipping. Sooooo, SLB, you wanna give a little more info on this?

 

[shuke]

We need the video of GM at the blazers game on a tricycle winning free McDonalds for a year

OH BULL####!

 

[Frostillicus]

One time when I was Madison we went to this pizza joint and got pizza and when they called our name we went up to get it and when we came back there was this stupid kid sitting on our coats eating his own pizza and i told him to move and he didn't and then i said move and he didn't and then i said if you don't move i'm going to slap that pizza out of your ####### mouth and then he went to take another bite so I smacked him across the face and the pizza went flying into the wall and it was funny and he got up and before he could say anything i grabbed him around teh collar and slammed him into the wall but then the owner workers grabbed me and my friends and said you're outta here and we said not without our pizza and they said you aren't getting your pizza and so we said we aren't leaving without our pizza so then they gave it to us and we took it in the cab and gave a slice to the cabby and then ate the rest in the hotel and also the Gophers won.

Did you get your coats?

Yes. they're actually pretty laid back in Madison.

 

[Frostillicus]

One time when I was Madison we went to this pizza joint and got pizza and when they called our name we went up to get it and when we came back there was this stupid kid sitting on our coats eating his own pizza and i told him to move and he didn't and then i said move and he didn't and then i said if you don't move i'm going to slap that pizza out of your ####### mouth and then he went to take another bite so I smacked him across the face and the pizza went flying into the wall and it was funny and he got up and before he could say anything i grabbed him around teh collar and slammed him into the wall but then the owner workers grabbed me and my friends and said you're outta here and we said not without our pizza and they said you aren't getting your pizza and so we said we aren't leaving without our pizza so then they gave it to us and we took it in the cab and gave a slice to the cabby and then ate the rest in the hotel and also the Gophers won.

So it was 1993?

check your facts, brah.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

One time when I was Madison we went to this pizza joint and got pizza and when they called our name we went up to get it and when we came back there was this stupid kid sitting on our coats eating his own pizza and i told him to move and he didn't and then i said move and he didn't and then i said if you don't move i'm going to slap that pizza out of your ####### mouth and then he went to take another bite so I smacked him across the face and the pizza went flying into the wall and it was funny and he got up and before he could say anything i grabbed him around teh collar and slammed him into the wall but then the owner workers grabbed me and my friends and said you're outta here and we said not without our pizza and they said you aren't getting your pizza and so we said we aren't leaving without our pizza so then they gave it to us and we took it in the cab and gave a slice to the cabby and then ate the rest in the hotel and also the Gophers won.

So it was 1993?

check your facts, brah.

Oops, 1994

 

[General Malaise]

Can we get Scupper to post here?

You been eavesdropping on my prayers?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Half in the bag right now. Have to be up in 6 hours for an 8 hour "Engagement Enrichment Conference". FML

I'll see if I can post live updates

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Half in the bag right now. Have to be up in 6 hours for an 8 hour "Engagement Enrichment Conference". FMLI'll see if I can post live updates

What is an engagement enrichment conference?

 

[General Malaise]

Non cool club kids waiting to hear about marching band stuff

I thought you were part of the cool club. I've been working 24/7 since then ( ) so my postings are rare right now.One of the many disasters in the 2-3 days leading up to the party was that the marching band found out they couldn't use their school's instruments. Not a big deal for, say, a tuba player who probably has his own, but most people don't have a marching band drum kit. We ended up instead borrowing regular drum kits from a couple of friends. But that meant the drummer was stationary, meaning it wasn't a good idea for the rest of the band to wander too far off either. So all the activity took place on one floor of the house rather than their marching up and down the stairs. :(Also they couldn't use the name of their marching band (University of Memphis "Mighty Sound of the South") or they would get in trouble, nor could they wear their uniforms. So they were outfitted in U. Memphis gear but not the good stuff.All that is the negative, but overwhelmingly it was positive. Despite the fact that a bunch of 19-year-olds were hanging out in our house during the first half (they came early to get the lay of the land and plan their attack), no one knew what was coming, and people FLIPPED OUT over it. The band started a little shaky on their version of Eye of the Tiger but picked up steam and even did encores because people were enjoying it so much. And the kids also actually had a fantastic time and kept telling me they wanted me to plan their parties for them. We started the entertainment with pre-game show by our friend Eric whom we flew in from Chicago. He has an odd but very pleasing manner of performing, and people loved it. We also had a squares game where you didn't have to buy in and got really good prizes that we bought. Also did a game where people pulled a name before the game and won Pittsburgh, Memphis, and Green Bay-themed prizes based on whether that person (or D/ST or "field") scored first in each quarter with the very large grand prize going to whoever had the MVP (I only had 15 different possibilities so had to quadruple up). In addition we had a huge supply of terrible towels that were put to good use (the Green Bay stuff didn't arrive and we didn't bother).Mr. krista made a ridiculous meal that had everyone going back three and four times. I know he posted his menu earlier. It might not sound like much but nearly impossible to make all that for 70+ people plus band, all by yourself. He decided to add pork and cheese tamales at the last minute, too. We have a friend who insisted that she wants us to cater her wedding now and a bunch of other offers for jobs. Can't get him through school and opening a restaurant quickly enough.I also had six dozen Packers and Steelers cupcakes from Gigi's cupcakes.We had beer, wine, sangria, margarita and soda/water stations on each floor, as well as a large flat-screen TV on each floor (two with surround sound). We had to buy a ton of extra chairs as well as large garbage and recycling bins. The city of Memphis was left with no ice. Somehow in the midst of all this we ended up at a net gain on beer at the end of the night, and nearly even on wine. GB generous friends who come bearing gifts.Nearly everyone left saying it was the best party they'd ever attended, even the U. Memphis kids. And I will never, ever do it again. ETA: I'd wager we were the only Super Bowl party in Tennessee with a euphonium player.

1. Wow.2. If you ever do this again, I would really like to fly in for it and i'm not joking.3. Will you guys adopt my children if I get bitten by a Fer-de-Lance and die?D. Didn't you JUST move to Memphis like a week ago? How the hell do you know enough people to fill this party?4. My god this is the coolest sounding party ever.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Half in the bag right now. Have to be up in 6 hours for an 8 hour "Engagement Enrichment Conference". FMLI'll see if I can post live updates

What is an engagement enrichment conference?

8 hours of awful.It's a bunch of Jesus talk for people getting married. I can't wait. I'm sure being hungover for it is going to make it even worse. Ok, one more beer.

 

[General Malaise]

cake beisbol folks - MT$ sent me an IM today saying he wants in, S

Let's do this..

Any chance I can get a cheat sheet generator from you this year?I need to get back on the winning track.

You want my private label fantasy rankings customized for your league?

Can I have that too.

 

[General Malaise]

cake beisbol folks - MT$ sent me an IM today saying he wants in, S

Why the hell would he be sending this to you?

are you the commish now?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Half in the bag right now. Have to be up in 6 hours for an 8 hour "Engagement Enrichment Conference". FMLI'll see if I can post live updates

What is an engagement enrichment conference?

8 hours of awful.It's a bunch of Jesus talk for people getting married. I can't wait. I'm sure being hungover for it is going to make it even worse. Ok, one more beer.

:slamsbeer:

In our ministry we strive to live the mission of the Archdiocese by providing opportunities for strengthening and living out the faith by supporting the vocation of marriage. The office is committed to supporting engaged couples by providing sacramental preparation for marriage.As with all of the sacraments, preparation is essential if the sacrament is to have its full meaning and effect. The Engaged Enrichment Program provides the opportunity for engaged couples to explore the meaning of a committed sacramental relationship and to explore strengths and limitations in a caring manner to solidify and deepen the future marriage relationship.

See you guys in hell

 

[General Malaise]

Alternator isn't recharging, so the truck's running off the slowly dying battery. So no power for the power steering. Belt may have slipped off.ETA: Make sure she stops before the power brakes fail.

Officially appointed the guru of car diagnostics of GM's Thread.We have Bobby Layne the Accountant.Krista the Lawyer.Sarnoff the Car guy.Cosjobs the entrepanoorPickles the scientistShuke the snow plowerMex the Defender of Freedom

 

[General Malaise]

Going to the Celts/Lakers game tonight and staying in the city. Here's what I'm hoping to have happen:#1) Ray Allen breaks the 3 point record (and then has awkward hug with Reggie Miller who will be there broadcasting for TNT)#2) I don't get raped by Kobe (or by any other male person or animal)#3) I don't get hospitalized due to excessive drinking and smoking of wacky stuff#4) I don't get arrested due to excessive drinking and smoking of wacky stuff#5) I stop seeing that picture of GM in his "odd" coaching uniform everytime I close my eyes#6) I don't wake up with any kind of my bodily fluids on me#7) I survive the night and enjoy going into work late tomorrow with a ridiculous hangover

Sweet mother of God, my body feels like a pile of dog crap that got run over by a truck. My liver feels like Egypt. It is truly a miracle that I'm at work right now. I told everyone I'd be a little late today, but I actually strolled in a little while ago only 3 hours late and I'm quite certain I'll be leaving early. I don't remember alot about last night, I remember the Celts losing and Allen breaking the record, everything else is hazy. I left my gb's place around 8 this morning and he called me while I was driving home to remind me of few highlights from the evening:We met a Canadian couple from Montreal who were in town for the Bruins/Canadiens game the night before and the Celts/Laker game last night. I'm not a big hockey fan, but my gb is and he the canadian guy were arguing about hockey and apparently I kept interrupting their conversation by chanting "USA.. USA.. USA" and screaming "do you believe in miracles??!!?? YES!!!"We took the Canadian couple into a bar with us for drinks after the game. I guess I bought us all a round of shots and declared a peace treaty between Canada and the US. I was quoting Rocky at the end of RockyIV and announced to the bar "if I can change and yous can change... then EVERYONE can change!!!!" And apparently I also kept introducing myself to random people and telling them my name was Axel Foley. The Canadians ditched us and then we smoked some wacky stuff on the walk back to my gb's apartment. We get into the elevator with about 4 other people and I told one them that she looked like Halle Berry (my gb told me this morning that she was hot but did not look like Halle Berry) So during this elevator ride apparently I asked this girl if she ever saw the movie "Monster's Ball" and she said no. I then told her that "Billy Bob Thornton bleeped Halle Berry's brains out in that movie". She then asked that I stop talking to her and there was just awkward silence after that.We get in my buddy's apartment and his girlfriend launched into a crazy screaming fit about how he didn't call her and a laundry list of other things he's done wrong lately. As they yelled at each other I would interject with "USA.. USA" chants which didn't help the situation. To make things even worse, I then tried to run to the bathroom to throw up but I didn't quite make it and left a trail of vomit on my way to the toilet. While I was in the bathroom tossing my cookies (as my gb described it I was throwing up "violently") I began having the loudest and strangest gas. Apparently my gas was so loud and strange that my gb and his lady stopped fighting because they were laughing so hard at all the weird noises coming from the bathroom. I like to think that I have saved their relationship. Overall, I'm glad I'm alive and I'm glad that Kobe didn't rape me. Although, even if he did, I probably wouldn't remember it.

Remind me again who you are on facebook. I need to ensure I never - I MEAN NEVER - start drinking with you. I'm more afraid of you than I am of shooting heroin.

 

[General Malaise]

Text exchange between Krista4 and Oliver Humanzee this morning.

Krista4 is in her office, buried in vital, high-level meetings that will affect the future of her company. She is unable to leave her office.

Oliver Humanzee is the office of the maxillofacial surgeon who just drilled two metal dowel's into OH's face. Massive amounts of anesthesia and painkillers were involved. OH will not be allowed to drive himself home.

OH@8:41 Im done and way high. Love you. Smileface.

OH@8:45 I could totally drive a pickup unironicaly right now.

OH@8:48 One word: chaw.

K4@8:50 Are they letting you take a cab home?

OH@8:50 Not yet.

K4@8:51 But they will at some point?

OH@8:52 These people only care about muppets.

OH@8:53 I hope.

OH@8:55 Earlier i meant Money. not muppet.

OH@8:57 I'm not sure how they feel about muppets.

K4@8:58 You should find out.

OH@9:03 (after asking a few nurses their opinion of Muppets) Varied but generally positive responses.

OH@9:17 They dont wanna kdt me take a cab. Any chance you could find a minute to pick me up and take me to a restaurant or something?

K4@9:26 Not until 11:30. Would you be embarrassed if I asked [D] or [E] (Krista's coworkers) to take you home?

K4@9:27 Also just got a call that the alarm went off.

K4@9:27 Or I could get [D] to pick you up and then put you in a cab.

OH@9:27 [bLANK PAGE]

K4@9:27 That was not responsive.

OH@9:29 Anything that is easiest for you.

K4@9:30 Will you be okay in a cab?

OH@9:30 Yes.

OH@9:32 I'd be okay in a dunebuggy

OH@9:32 Better even

K4@9:33 He said he'd take you home. I'll leave it to you guys to work it out. What is the address again? 16something?

OH@9:34 Gimmie [D] in a dunebuggy.

K4@9:34 Give me the address!!!!

OH@9:34 [bLANK PAGE]

K4@9:36 Stop ####ing around and give me the address!

OH@9:36 [sERIES OF LETTERS AND NUMBERS THAT PRETTY MUCH RESEMBLE AN ADDRESS]

OH@9:41 Whence commeth mine Dunebuddy?

K4@9:48 Any minute. he's not a fast driver, tho

OH@9:52 Cool. Lets give him a kitten so he can name it Dr. Pepper.

OH@10:08 Percocet! Score!

OH@10:29 [TO TOTAL STRANGER WITH PHONE NUMBER SIMILAR TO KRISTA4'S] Id describe his driving as 'mormonly'.

[TOTAL STRANGER WITH # SIMILAR TO K4] Who is this?

OH@10:36 [TO TOTAL STRANGER WITH PHONE NUMBER SIMILAR TO KRISTA4'S]Wrong number! Sorry!

OH@10:36 Id describe the driving as 'mormonly'.

FIN

I literally cried reading this... :(

 

[General Malaise]

GM has had the Eat-Off and Angry Dante's Drunk Shtick, and now he plows over a kid in front of 17,000 people.Jeez, save some shtick for the rest of us.

Well, to be fair, I ran over her foot. And I'm coming towards the camera, so you can't really see me run her over. But there's a whole lot of awesomeness on this DVD. But it's copyrighted or some such...so I don't know how to distribute it. Should I mail it to one of you?

 

[General Malaise]

Half in the bag right now. Have to be up in 6 hours for an 8 hour "Engagement Enrichment Conference". FMLI'll see if I can post live updates

What is an engagement enrichment conference?

8 hours of awful.It's a bunch of Jesus talk for people getting married. I can't wait. I'm sure being hungover for it is going to make it even worse. Ok, one more beer.

:slamsbeer:

In our ministry we strive to live the mission of the Archdiocese by providing opportunities for strengthening and living out the faith by supporting the vocation of marriage. The office is committed to supporting engaged couples by providing sacramental preparation for marriage.As with all of the sacraments, preparation is essential if the sacrament is to have its full meaning and effect. The Engaged Enrichment Program provides the opportunity for engaged couples to explore the meaning of a committed sacramental relationship and to explore strengths and limitations in a caring manner to solidify and deepen the future marriage relationship.

See you guys in hell

I don't even know what that means.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

GM has had the Eat-Off and Angry Dante's Drunk Shtick, and now he plows over a kid in front of 17,000 people.Jeez, save some shtick for the rest of us.

Well, to be fair, I ran over her foot. And I'm coming towards the camera, so you can't really see me run her over. But there's a whole lot of awesomeness on this DVD. But it's copyrighted or some such...so I don't know how to distribute it. Should I mail it to one of you?

Yeah, I'm sure the Trailbazers IT department is scouring youtube for ANY possible IP violations from their halftime promotions

 

[Frostillicus]

GB you box wine

Pickle

 

[BobbyLayne]

So much awesome today.

HFS Just caught for the last couple days. Friggin' sides hurt, several spittake coffee spewing incidents.OH/K4 text exchange is an early candidate for PotY. Feel better GB.

 

[Gadzooks]

Remind me again who you are on facebook. I need to ensure I never - I MEAN NEVER - start drinking with you. I'm more afraid of you than I am of shooting heroin.

I'm way more fun than heroin.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

We need the video of GM at the blazers game on a tricycle winning free McDonalds for a year

OH BULL####!

He has the DVD I'm guessing someone will have to explain how to put this on YouTube from the DVD

 

[Gadzooks]

?

OH@8:52 These people only care about muppets.

OH@8:53 I hope.

OH@8:55 Earlier i meant Money. not muppet.

OH@8:57 I'm not sure how they feel about muppets.

K4@8:58 You should find out.

OH@9:03 (after asking a few nurses their opinion of Muppets) Varied but generally positive responses.

This was my favorite part. For some reason I laughed loudest at the fact you texted "Earlier".

 

[Mr.Pack]

One time when I was Madison we went to this pizza joint and got pizza and when they called our name we went up to get it and when we came back there was this stupid kid sitting on our coats eating his own pizza and i told him to move and he didn't and then i said move and he didn't and then i said if you don't move i'm going to slap that pizza out of your ####### mouth and then he went to take another bite so I smacked him across the face and the pizza went flying into the wall and it was funny and he got up and before he could say anything i grabbed him around teh collar and slammed him into the wall but then the owner workers grabbed me and my friends and said you're outta here and we said not without our pizza and they said you aren't getting your pizza and so we said we aren't leaving without our pizza so then they gave it to us and we took it in the cab and gave a slice to the cabby and then ate the rest in the hotel and also the Gophers won.

Are you related to this guy?

way to go keep on getting all these doubters called out it is good to see who is a true fan and who is a fake job so right on because it shows how most of these dudes dont know jack but sure like to post like they do and that is why they are not nfl executives but are just dudes who live in thier parents basement and eat too much pizza and mountan dew and probaby too many cheetos too but i guess that is cool because it aint easy being cheesy and these wack jobs sure are cheesy

 

[Mr.Pack]

One time when I was Madison we went to this pizza joint and got pizza and when they called our name we went up to get it and when we came back there was this stupid kid sitting on our coats eating his own pizza and i told him to move and he didn't and then i said move and he didn't and then i said if you don't move i'm going to slap that pizza out of your ####### mouth and then he went to take another bite so I smacked him across the face and the pizza went flying into the wall and it was funny and he got up and before he could say anything i grabbed him around teh collar and slammed him into the wall but then the owner workers grabbed me and my friends and said you're outta here and we said not without our pizza and they said you aren't getting your pizza and so we said we aren't leaving without our pizza so then they gave it to us and we took it in the cab and gave a slice to the cabby and then ate the rest in the hotel and also the Gophers won.

So it was 1993?

check your facts, brah.

Oops, 1994

 

[YSR]

OH@9:41 Whence commeth mine Dunebuddy?

This was my favorite part. BTW, Oliver, today's Groupon in Jacksonville is 53% off Dune Buggy rides.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Remind me again who you are on facebook. I need to ensure I never - I MEAN NEVER - start drinking with you. I'm more afraid of you than I am of shooting heroin.

I'm way more fun than heroin.

My facebook page could use a guy like you

 

[Tiger Fan]

We need the video of GM at the blazers game on a tricycle winning free McDonalds for a year

OH BULL####!

He has the DVD I'm guessing someone will have to explain how to put this on YouTube from the DVD

http://www.aoamedia.com/dvdclip-youtube.htm

 

[General Malaise]

We need the video of GM at the blazers game on a tricycle winning free McDonalds for a year

OH BULL####!

He has the DVD I'm guessing someone will have to explain how to put this on YouTube from the DVD

http://www.aoamedia.com/dvdclip-youtube.htm

I'll do this later today. Wife looking for DVD now.

 

[Gadzooks]

Remind me again who you are on facebook. I need to ensure I never - I MEAN NEVER - start drinking with you. I'm more afraid of you than I am of shooting heroin.

I'm way more fun than heroin.

My facebook page could use a guy like you

Really? I've always been known as a good locker room guy. Not much talent but I'm good for team chemistry. I'd think I'd be a good addition for you, although I do have a fashion-challenged albino-ish friend who can't seem to remember who I am on his roster of FB friends. So you probably shouldn't expect much from me.

 

[Incogneto]

my girlfriend just called...coming across town to pick me up.Apparently there are issues with my '98 Chevy blazer. in her words:'the steering is REALLY hard now...and the battery light is on. everything is dimmer, too. the headlights, the dash, everything!'Any ideas on what happened to my truck, AutoGuys?

serpentine belt

Incorrect! It was an Idler Pully...which meant the Serpentine belt fell off....so I will give you 1/2 marks.$200 and she's running better than ever.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

I'm apparently going to Gnomeo and Juliet today.

So. Excited.

 

[YSR]

I'm apparently going to Gnomeo and Juliet today.So. Excited.

Was just looking at listings for a potential movie date tonight and saw this movie. Never heard of it. Also, are you going to be a dad?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

So much awesome today.

HFS Just caught for the last couple days. Friggin' sides hurt, several spittake coffee spewing incidents.OH/K4 text exchange is an early candidate for PotY. Feel better GB.

Murder in the bucket (got this from a drunken great-aunt), that was funny. OH/K4, your party sounds like it was awesome. You realize that you'll have many folks from THE INTERNET flying in next year, right?

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm apparently going to Gnomeo and Juliet today.So. Excited.

Enjoy.When is the little one due?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

OH@8:52 These people only care about muppets.OH@8:53 I hope.

In our ministry we strive to live the mission of the Archdiocese by providing opportunities for strengthening and living out the faith by supporting the vocation of marriage. The office is committed to supporting engaged couples by providing sacramental preparation for marriage.As with all of the sacraments, preparation is essential if the sacrament is to have its full meaning and effect. The Engaged Enrichment Program provides the opportunity for engaged couples to explore the meaning of a committed sacramental relationship and to explore strengths and limitations in a caring manner to solidify and deepen the future marriage relationship.

See you guys in hell

Are you Catholic? Be ready for a lot of pushing the "Rhythm Method." lol

 

[Thorn]

my girlfriend just called...coming across town to pick me up.Apparently there are issues with my '98 Chevy blazer. in her words:'the steering is REALLY hard now...and the battery light is on. everything is dimmer, too. the headlights, the dash, everything!'Any ideas on what happened to my truck, AutoGuys?

serpentine belt

Incorrect! It was an Idler Pully...which meant the Serpentine belt fell off....so I will give you 1/2 marks.$200 and she's running better than ever.

Alternator my ###

 

[Josie Maran]

Hi guys.

 

[Early_10]

Hi Homer

 

[Josie Maran]

Hi Homer

 

[Oliver Humanzee]

OH@9:41 Whence commeth mine Dunebuddy?

This was my favorite part. BTW, Oliver, today's Groupon in Jacksonville is 53% off Dune Buggy rides.

Yeah. After waking from a lovely percocet and ibuprofin nod, that was the part of the exchange I found most surprising. Like, I'm not sure how I was able to call those words to mind and articulate them and if I didn't remember doing it, I would swear that I didn't. I don't think I've even seen a dunebuggy outside of television and movies. However, they remain a primal, unchanging archetype of badassery. Right up there with F-15's, CJ-5's, AC/DC, fingerless leather gloves, butterfly knives, and the old lightning bolt Peavy logo; it is pre-adolescent iconography of the righteously, eternally super-cool.

Man, I must have been friggin' dusted.