Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Yeah, I googled itI think it's awesome they show that stuff during the TV broadcast in Portland
We don't get to see the halftime stuff in NYC
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GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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We don't get to see the halftime stuff in NYC
facook
Footballguy
Yeah...I don't s my pants, throw Super Bowl ragers for half of Memphis, race trikes in the Rose Garden, or concoct candy bar fundraiser ponzi schemes. But GM's thread sure does make for some entertaining reading.Please See Mine said:didn't think you did anything besides rate books.facook said:I
General Malaise
Footballguy
Gadzooks said::(
General Malaise
Footballguy
It wasn't televised. The Blazers offered us a DVD of the halftime show for 15 bucks. Pretty sure that while the crowd suffered through that, the TV audience watched Sonic commercials.What's funny is that Coop got picked out AGAIN for a 2nd contest on the floor 3 months later with his step mom. Not nearly as funny (she's not a fat guy on a vehicle) and Coop comes in second. But that kid...he's just lucky.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
lol at CSB's most recent status update.
krista4
Footballguy
I just came in here to post about that.Geez, Nigel Tufnel and Homer in the thread? We're getting the band back together! 
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I have trouble keeping up with this one. Putting more effort in going forward.I just came in here to post about that.Geez, Nigel Tufnel and Homer in the thread? We're getting the band back together!
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
FREE blow dry?Very late in the afternoon I went to get my haircut. Been with the same stylist for 10+ years, no complaints, but on the same street as his shop I notice a new place just opened. I'm a few minutes early so I slow down a bit to take in the window. This wasn't a sign...this was on the window in yellow lettering.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
They dump a bucket of water on your head and then blow it dry. What's so hard to understand?FREE blow dry?Very late in the afternoon I went to get my haircut. Been with the same stylist for 10+ years, no complaints, but on the same street as his shop I notice a new place just opened. I'm a few minutes early so I slow down a bit to take in the window. This wasn't a sign...this was on the window in yellow lettering.
Crazy idea, huh? I popped in, they sell hair care stuff plus local hand made jewelry plus some tchotchke. I wasn't terribly interested, but I kind of like the crazy anyway.
Drifter
Footballguy
Internet access on the plane sucks. Tried to watch a movie on netflix streaming but it spends 10 minutes buffering every 5 minutes. Also, the woman in front of me decided she would be more comfotable in my lap so the monitor portion of my laptop is in my lap and the keyboard is resting against my belly.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Ever since that Dragon mom article (Chinese Moms Are Superior; memoirs of a Tiger mother) was discussed in the FFA, I always think the same thing when I open our thread:
I wonda wat genra maraise is up to...
I wonda wat genra maraise is up to...
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
I'm going by tonight with a straight razor to off the last three letters.They're gonna get bullrushed tomorrow.FREE blow dry?Very late in the afternoon I went to get my haircut. Been with the same stylist for 10+ years, no complaints, but on the same street as his shop I notice a new place just opened. I'm a few minutes early so I slow down a bit to take in the window. This wasn't a sign...this was on the window in yellow lettering.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Drifter
Footballguy
:finger:Anything particularly Cincinnati-ish I should eat near the airport tonight?
Guster
Footballguy
Skyline is the obvious choice. For good sushi, go to Jo An in Erlanger.
Mainstrasse in Covington has some decent places - Chez Nora is pretty good
Montgomery Inn in Ft Mitchell is quite tasty
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BobbyLayne
Footballguy
This is so effing classic. Cincy is like Detroit - with less culture. You want something decent? Go across the river to Third World Kentucky. Its better there.
Drifter
Footballguy
That's where I'll be most of the week.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Then I feel for ya, Drifter. Spent many years driving around Columbus-Dayton-Cincy working for PwC. Anytime I had to work in the River City, I'd make my reservations in Covington or Burlington-Fort Mitchell.Its a nice place to leave.
Guster
Footballguy
err... the airport is in Kentucky, so that's why my recos were in Kentuckybut yeah, it does sorta have that reputation. At least Cincy is getting a Casino downtown
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BobbyLayne
Footballguy
I think I glossed over the part where he said near the airport.err... the airport is in Kentucky, so that's why my recos were in Kentuckybut yeah, it does sorta have that reputation. At least Cincy is getting a Casino downtown
Early_10
footballgoddess
My best friends aunt was struck by a truck earlier today due to white out conditions of blowing snow. She died from her injuries, 58 years old. This was about 50 feet from her house as she walked to work. She was struck by the wife of a friend of ours. Terrible day all around.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Oh my, that is horrible. So sad - what a terrible ordeal for everyone. Sorry for your loss.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Sorry about your loss E10. :(
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
How I yearn for the halcyon days of an adult man racing on a tricycle
SofaKings
Footballguy
..towards the goal of a McDonalds Extra Value Meal.
YSR
Footballguy
Oh dear. Was reading and replying on my phone and, well, there's no excuse.Early> please see above and know I really did mean it, even if I'm an #######.
Went out for a steak dinner with a bunch of friends last night. Drank from 6:30 til 3 in the morning. I've been a complete waste of life today.....woke up at 3, haven't left the house, had my wife get me french fries and gatorade.
Getting old sucks
Getting old sucks
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bentley
Footballguy
Wait until the kids come. I'm convinced that my wife sneaks upstairs and pokes JR in his crib so that he'll wake up extra early on the days that daddy is "under the weather."
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Did the same.woke up at 9:00 to the wife leaving for the gym, fell back asleepwoke up at 10:45 to the wife coming home from the gym, fell back asleep. Even the coffee she brought me didn't do the trick.woke up at 2:00 to the kid yelling into the mic while playing Xbox, fell back asleepFinally woke up for good around 5:00 tonight. At the last bar we were at, there was some guy sitting at the bar listening to his iPod singing to himself. Karaoke night was in full gear and it was pretty awful, so maybe the guy had the right idea.conversation among my friends turned into our impressions of what would make a person do that. I figured it was just simple social ineptness. Said I can spend 1/4 of the money it takes to get drunk at a bar and get drunk at home and still have an extra $30 bucks for iTunes. 45 minutes later, the guy's still listening, but now he's going Rob Lowe style via About Last Night on the girl sitting next to him with each of them using a bud to listen to the song.Then I started offering up a bet of $50 to the single girl in our group to go find out what the next 3 songs in the playlist are. She wouldn't bite on the $50 so I offered her a $100.Wife gives me a WTF look, walks over to the dude and asks what 3 songs are on deck. Comes back, tells me 3 Kid Rock tunes and takes $100 from me.
i'll bet
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Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Sounds like tigerfan needs to step his game up
FTR Pedialyte >> Gatorade
FTR Pedialyte >> Gatorade
ha. True story, one of my friends dated Josh Reed at LSU and I think they started dating briefly a few years into his time @ Buffalo. Said all the players bring pedialyte to the bars/clubs and get the bartenders to mix drinks with it so they aren't hungover for practice the next day
kevzilla
Footballguy
OTOH, the wife sounds like a keeper.
this is interesting b/c Marshawn Lynch got a reputation for bringing his own mixers into the bars around Buffalo. People just thought it was another weird thing he did, but I suppose it may have been this.
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OTOH, the wife sounds like a keeper.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I got up for good at 1pm today. Kids were at their mom's house. No real hangover to cite, I just did it because I could. I woke up a few times, my wife has some sort of mild food poisoning I think, so I just slept through her barfing in the toilet and moaning that she hated life. I actually moved from our bed to the couch and took a good long nap.
Yesterday, I had to use a condom for the first time in years. Found something called Beyond Seven in an old travel bag that somehow appeared in my jean's pockets in a 2007 trip to San Francisco. I don't know how I ever got that condom and I never thought I'd ever use it, but there I was on Saturday, trusting my life to it. Happy to know it works just fine for Below Seven people too. Wife pulled the goalie recently, but we're still not ready to try. Just wanna get the pill out of her system. Or something.
I played a game called Apples to Apples last night at the house of a couple I'd never met before. Man of the house was a typical Portland Hipster who forced us to listen to his iPod in alphebetical order, no matter what came. It was pretty brutal. His wife was kinda hot though. My wife won the game. I never played it before. I got angry a few times. I bet this game would cause Shuke's head to explode. Might be fun to challenge him one day.
Sorry to hear about your loss Early and I hope they find your friend, Sofa. I hate bad news.
Also, I was thinking about it today. I white out would be pretty dangerous for me to venture out in.
Yesterday, I had to use a condom for the first time in years. Found something called Beyond Seven in an old travel bag that somehow appeared in my jean's pockets in a 2007 trip to San Francisco. I don't know how I ever got that condom and I never thought I'd ever use it, but there I was on Saturday, trusting my life to it. Happy to know it works just fine for Below Seven people too. Wife pulled the goalie recently, but we're still not ready to try. Just wanna get the pill out of her system. Or something.
I played a game called Apples to Apples last night at the house of a couple I'd never met before. Man of the house was a typical Portland Hipster who forced us to listen to his iPod in alphebetical order, no matter what came. It was pretty brutal. His wife was kinda hot though. My wife won the game. I never played it before. I got angry a few times. I bet this game would cause Shuke's head to explode. Might be fun to challenge him one day.
Sorry to hear about your loss Early and I hope they find your friend, Sofa. I hate bad news.
Also, I was thinking about it today. I white out would be pretty dangerous for me to venture out in.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm gonna head to Rite Aid to go get some and mix it with my scotch. BRB...
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
This game drives my mom bonkers. She'll argue constantly that people don't know hot to judge and throw mini tantrums. It's hilarious. I think she hates my decisions the most. I go way outside of the box with my criteria.
General Malaise
Footballguy
She can play with me and Shuke. This could be the epic shtick we've all longed for but never knew existed....until now.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
You'd love my mom. She's nuts.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Condoms are for sailors. Just pull out. What's the worst that could happen? You're already married...Similar threads
