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no idea what a hermione is but in fairness, I've gone out of my way to avoid reading, learning, or remembering anything having to do with the Harry Potter phenomenon. When people here post about it, I figure it's because they are much younger than me or maybe because they watch it with their kids. :shrug:
:bowtie: My ex-wife dorked out over these books. I think that drove me far far away in the other direction.
 
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Why would I know that? I don't read those books and I don't watch those movies. On 'care about' level, it's up there with ballet, trig and Iowa.
I just find it hard to believe anyone living in America for the last 12+ years wouldn't have accidentally come across that name a time or two. For example, I've never watched American Idol, but I sure as hell know who Simon Cowell is. Anyway, if so, I envy your selective memory re: pop culture. :bowtie:
If the original post in question had said "Harry Potter's Hermoine" instead of just "Hermoine" I MIGHT have been able to cobble that together, but assure you that standing alone, I had no clue. Shuke struggled with it as well. And to your anlogy, there is no way to escape the Simon Cowell name because as a viewer of football on Fox, his name was broadcast in bright lights for a decade. You'd have to know the name. Tell me where the name "Hermoine" is plastered about? Harry Potter? Yes, know the name. Hermoine? No clue. Am I mildly aware that he has a girlfriend? I guess. But were this a question on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire", I would have had to 'phone a friend'...probably a female friend.
Ouch, sorry Jet
 
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Why would I know that? I don't read those books and I don't watch those movies. On 'care about' level, it's up there with ballet, trig and Iowa.
I just find it hard to believe anyone living in America for the last 12+ years wouldn't have accidentally come across that name a time or two. For example, I've never watched American Idol, but I sure as hell know who Simon Cowell is. Anyway, if so, I envy your selective memory re: pop culture. :bowtie:
If the original post in question had said "Harry Potter's Hermoine" instead of just "Hermoine" I MIGHT have been able to cobble that together, but assure you that standing alone, I had no clue. Shuke struggled with it as well. And to your anlogy, there is no way to escape the Simon Cowell name because as a viewer of football on Fox, his name was broadcast in bright lights for a decade. You'd have to know the name. Tell me where the name "Hermoine" is plastered about? Harry Potter? Yes, know the name. Hermoine? No clue. Am I mildly aware that he has a girlfriend? I guess. But were this a question on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire", I would have had to 'phone a friend'...probably a female friend.
Ouch, sorry Jet
Guess I'll go hide in the Bachelor thread for a while. :lmao:

 
I envy your selective memory re: pop culture. :bowtie:
I take great pride in forgetting pop culture, or ignoring it altogether...
And even you know who Hermione is.
She's the hot chick from the Harry Potter movies, right?
If i say that she makes my Nimbus 2000 stiff will I:1) be showing I am an uber nerd2) risk a timeout3) send a bunch of FFA people scrambling to look up Nimbus 20004) be disregarded as a quack
 
Am I mildly aware that he has a girlfriend? I guess.
:rolleyes: Hermione isn't his girlfriend. Jesus.
I feel like I should know who that person in your avatar is. Can you remind me?
Emma Stone, the chick from Superbad, Zombieland and Easy A
I love her.P.S. Sorry I ruined GM Thread today. I'm very passionate about Hermione and the fact she's not aging well (as I predicted many years ago).
 
I also call bull#### on GM not knowing what Hermione is.
Why would a grown man know what a Hermione is then?
Why would someone who's never heard of Hermione know that a grown man shouldn't know what Hermione is?
Because in your previous post you said it was a Harry Potter character but the quote limit wouldn't let me quote it?
I have a response that would totally oVVn you, but I'm not going to ruin GM thread anymore than I have. B-Fred will get mad at me.
 
New Thread Direction:

The new dog we got a couple of weeks ago is a [ ]-blocker. Little hairbag doesn't like it when the wife and I kiss etc.

He actually nipped at my face when I was kissing her the other night.

 
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I also call bull#### on GM not knowing what Hermione is.
Why would a grown man know what a Hermione is then?
Why would someone who's never heard of Hermione know that a grown man shouldn't know what Hermione is?
Because in your previous post you said it was a Harry Potter character but the quote limit wouldn't let me quote it?
I have a response that would totally oVVn you, but I'm not going to ruin GM thread anymore than I have. B-Fred will get mad at me.
Nothing personal GB. Let me have it.
 
New Thread Direction:The new dog we got a couple of weeks ago is a [ ]-blocker. Little hairbag doesn't like it when the wife and I kiss etc.
When I was a freshman in college, I shared a 3 bedroom house that this guy Dave's parents bought for him. Dave was really, really strange and had never dated or had a girlfriend. He starts delivering pizza and meets some teenage skank who works at the pizza place, and discovers the wonders of sex with a dumb crazy chick. She moves in immediately and buys him this black and white puppy that is totally out of control and ####s everywhere. The dog keeps jumping on them when they have sex, so he McGyvers a battery-powered electric fence around their bed. Now every time they're in the room together we hear barking, followed by her screaming as she's getting zapped by the electric fence. Good times.
 
New Thread Direction:The new dog we got a couple of weeks ago is a [ ]-blocker. Little hairbag doesn't like it when the wife and I kiss etc.
When I was a freshman in college, I shared a 3 bedroom house that this guy Dave's parents bought for him. Dave was really, really strange and had never dated or had a girlfriend. He starts delivering pizza and meets some teenage skank who works at the pizza place, and discovers the wonders of sex with a dumb crazy chick. She moves in immediately and buys him this black and white puppy that is totally out of control and ####s everywhere. The dog keeps jumping on them when they have sex, so he McGyvers a battery-powered electric fence around their bed. Now every time they're in the room together we hear barking, followed by her screaming as she's getting zapped by the electric fence. Good times.
That sounds like a pretty swell living arrangement.
 
New Thread Direction:The new dog we got a couple of weeks ago is a [ ]-blocker. Little hairbag doesn't like it when the wife and I kiss etc.He actually nipped at my face when I was kissing her the other night.
Yeah, our dog is sort of the same way. I won't go into details since I think I lost what little respect GM had for me with my FB post but he has tried to bite her in the face a couple of times.
 
New Thread Direction:The new dog we got a couple of weeks ago is a [ ]-blocker. Little hairbag doesn't like it when the wife and I kiss etc.
When I was a freshman in college, I shared a 3 bedroom house that this guy Dave's parents bought for him. Dave was really, really strange and had never dated or had a girlfriend. He starts delivering pizza and meets some teenage skank who works at the pizza place, and discovers the wonders of sex with a dumb crazy chick. She moves in immediately and buys him this black and white puppy that is totally out of control and ####s everywhere. The dog keeps jumping on them when they have sex, so he McGyvers a battery-powered electric fence around their bed. Now every time they're in the room together we hear barking, followed by her screaming as she's getting zapped by the electric fence. Good times.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Sounds like Dave wasn't home, man.
 
New Thread Direction:The new dog we got a couple of weeks ago is a [ ]-blocker. Little hairbag doesn't like it when the wife and I kiss etc.
When I was a freshman in college, I shared a 3 bedroom house that this guy Dave's parents bought for him. Dave was really, really strange and had never dated or had a girlfriend. He starts delivering pizza and meets some teenage skank who works at the pizza place, and discovers the wonders of sex with a dumb crazy chick. She moves in immediately and buys him this black and white puppy that is totally out of control and ####s everywhere. The dog keeps jumping on them when they have sex, so he McGyvers a battery-powered electric fence around their bed. Now every time they're in the room together we hear barking, followed by her screaming as she's getting zapped by the electric fence. Good times.
:lmao:
 
Any Baltimore people in here?

No hotel bar so I may have to get drunk by myself in my room in my underwear. But I'm getting hungry. There's a Longhorn Steakhouse nearby...is it any good?

 
Any Baltimore people in here?No hotel bar so I may have to get drunk by myself in my room in my underwear. But I'm getting hungry. There's a Longhorn Steakhouse nearby...is it any good?
I am the farthest thing from a food snob you will find. I eat at chains all the time. In fact, I love Outback, Saltgrass, and the like. I expected the same from Longhorn and it was pretty bad.. Having said that, as Stu said.. I imagine they do have teh beer.
 
I'm kind of coming around on soccer. I was just reading about this thing called the FA Cup in England, where it's a massive single-elimination tournament with no seeding that just takes place interspersed over several months, except that teams from all sorts of divisions play each other, and there's some crazy team from like the fifth-best division playing Man U in the fifth round? That is awesome! They should do stuff like this in college hoops.

I'm also thinking about throwing my weight behind Man U just to be completely obnoxious.

 
I take great pride in forgetting pop culture, or ignoring it altogether...
And even you know who Hermione is.
She's the hot chick from the Harry Potter movies, right?
yes and her nip is on Egotastic.
I think I speak for GM and other idiots when I say that I have no idea what any of this means.
I had no clue what a Hermoine was or what Egotstic was either. Kind of figured it was a website but had no clue who she was,
 
I just got an e-mail from the Principal of Cal's school. Apparently they are having some sort of speaker about homework tomorrow night. To get people to attend she sweetened the pot with the offer of a "out of uniform" certificate for your kid if you make it. WTF would I care about that? :goodposting:

 
Can we stop with the Harry Potter crap! Geez. Oh, and, one of my really good friends is being charged with 2nd degree murder. Fun.....
Oh good, this thread isn't dark enough today.Go on...
Well, from everything I've put together..... Him and his roommate were both black out drunk. She made a sandwich, which he supposedly ate in front of her face (Just to be a ####, which he tended to do when that drunk). She proceeded to threaten him with the knife that she made the sandwich with. He also grabbed a knife and threatened her. More arguing went on, which led him to grab his .22 rifle. She either turned her back, or walked away, and that's when he shot her in the back (one account says once; another says 4 times; I'm not sure). He calls the police. Open and shut.ETA: There was also a witness (sorta, she was also hammered) and he had a grow op in his attic.
 
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So here's the situation:

A buddy's bachelor party is being planned for Vegas in May (20th-23rd - It's a long weekend for Canada). We have 10-12 guys going.

The question being asked around by the planners: Where should we stay. So, GMTAN participants....Where is the best place for 12 30 year olds to stay when it comes to a Bachelor party in Vegas in May?

I'll hang up and listen.

 

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