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Man, I miss post-padding.Today we checked out an open-house around the corner from us, a fairly new development whereas ours is, well, a bit older. Go into the master bedroom and there's Oakland PD jackets hung up in the closet. So, on an OPD salary, how does one drop $85K into a hardwood floor/kitchen remodel? Should I have tried to dig up the backyard? :vicmackey:
That was the second thing that came to mind. The first was checking their flak jackets for bundles of hundreds. :carver: :herc:
 
####. I haven't been this nervous since I saw Courtney James talking to my wife at the top of a flight of stairs....

Mild?
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Explain the Kansas and Gophers thing.A fair question that deserves a straight answer.I went to high school and undergrad in Minnesota. My first winter in MN was the Burton/Newbern/Lynch/Shikenjanski team that knocked Illinois (Anderon/Gill/Battle/Bardo) out of the #1 spot.

Many years later after getting married and starting a family, we moved to KC, and I went to grad school at KU.

You forgot Richard Coffee and Lowell Hamilton. Imposter.
 
Explain yourself. Quickly.
:shurg:14 years now, me and a bunch of GBs go to Madison or Minneapolis for the Badger v Gopher football game. We drink and maybe watch a bit of the game but mostly we drink and ogle coeds at Brothers. Game's in Minny this year....you in?
In. Season ticket holder. I may have up to TWO extra tickets in row 3 on the goal line. And I tailgate like I invented it.
 
Explain yourself. Quickly.
:shurg:14 years now, me and a bunch of GBs go to Madison or Minneapolis for the Badger v Gopher football game. We drink and maybe watch a bit of the game but mostly we drink and ogle coeds at Brothers. Game's in Minny this year....you in?
In. Season ticket holder. I may have up to TWO extra tickets in row 3 on the goal line. And I tailgate like I invented it.
also a season ticket holder. First row of upper deck, 50-yard line.:flex:
 
Explain yourself. Quickly.
:shurg:14 years now, me and a bunch of GBs go to Madison or Minneapolis for the Badger v Gopher football game. We drink and maybe watch a bit of the game but mostly we drink and ogle coeds at Brothers. Game's in Minny this year....you in?
In. Season ticket holder. I may have up to TWO extra tickets in row 3 on the goal line. And I tailgate like I invented it.
He has a giant Jenga sethe doesn't #### around
 
Explain yourself. Quickly.
:shurg:14 years now, me and a bunch of GBs go to Madison or Minneapolis for the Badger v Gopher football game. We drink and maybe watch a bit of the game but mostly we drink and ogle coeds at Brothers. Game's in Minny this year....you in?
In. Season ticket holder. I may have up to TWO extra tickets in row 3 on the goal line. And I tailgate like I invented it.
Where? We've had a successful tailgate one time. Otherwise we go to a bar.
 
Explain yourself. Quickly.
:shurg:14 years now, me and a bunch of GBs go to Madison or Minneapolis for the Badger v Gopher football game. We drink and maybe watch a bit of the game but mostly we drink and ogle coeds at Brothers. Game's in Minny this year....you in?
In. Season ticket holder. I may have up to TWO extra tickets in row 3 on the goal line. And I tailgate like I invented it.
He has a giant Jenga sethe doesn't #### around
I'll bring the beer for a life size jenga :awesome:
 
Explain yourself. Quickly.
:shurg:14 years now, me and a bunch of GBs go to Madison or Minneapolis for the Badger v Gopher football game. We drink and maybe watch a bit of the game but mostly we drink and ogle coeds at Brothers. Game's in Minny this year....you in?
In. Season ticket holder. I may have up to TWO extra tickets in row 3 on the goal line. And I tailgate like I invented it.
He has a giant Jenga sethe doesn't #### around
I'll bring the beer for a life size jenga :awesome:
,SHaven't experienced it in real life but have seen pics
 
Explain yourself. Quickly.
:shurg:14 years now, me and a bunch of GBs go to Madison or Minneapolis for the Badger v Gopher football game. We drink and maybe watch a bit of the game but mostly we drink and ogle coeds at Brothers. Game's in Minny this year....you in?
In. Season ticket holder. I may have up to TWO extra tickets in row 3 on the goal line. And I tailgate like I invented it.
He has a giant Jenga sethe doesn't #### around
I'll bring the beer for a life size jenga :awesome:
We tailgate in St. Paul and shuttle in. Need space for jenga/bags etc.
 
the Burton/Newbern/Lynch/Shikenjanski team that knocked Illinois (Anderon/Gill/Battle/Bardo) out of the #1 spot.
You forgot Richard Coffee and Lowell Hamilton. Imposter.
:facepalm: I couldn't remember the name of the one Illini starter that wasn't 6'5" and could touch the top of the square, and after using Google once to get the correct spelling of "Shikenjanski" (FWIW, if you type in "jim shik" Google Instant finishes "shikenjanski" for you), I didn't want to go back to get a second name from a college basketball game played over 20 years ago.BTW, it's spelled "Coffey". I might still have the old SI cartoon that had two Gophers, one wearing a broken nose mask, and the other wearing a paratrooper's pack.
 
BTW, it's spelled "Coffey". I might still have the old SI cartoon that had two Gophers, one wearing a broken nose mask, and the other wearing a paratrooper's pack.
Yep, and there go all my superior feelings. Dammit.So they have a fancy scoreboard there now where you can text your "pictures from the game" to an address and they will show them. My daughter has now been on the scoreboard three times. She's only been to one game. I just text the same picture every game and they keep putting it up.
 
So they have a fancy scoreboard there now where you can text your "pictures from the game" to an address and they will show them. My daughter has now been on the scoreboard three times. She's only been to one game. I just text the same picture every game and they keep putting it up.
Is this at the TCF, or at the Barn? (Pardon my silly question; I got distracted by thoughts of lifesize Jenga)
 
So they have a fancy scoreboard there now where you can text your "pictures from the game" to an address and they will show them. My daughter has now been on the scoreboard three times. She's only been to one game. I just text the same picture every game and they keep putting it up.
Is this at the TCF, or at the Barn? (Pardon my silly question; I got distracted by thoughts of lifesize Jenga)
the Barn. It's actuall the same scoreboard, just with fancier capibilties.
 
BTW, it's spelled "Coffey". I might still have the old SI cartoon that had two Gophers, one wearing a broken nose mask, and the other wearing a paratrooper's pack.
Yep, and there go all my superior feelings. Dammit.So they have a fancy scoreboard there now where you can text your "pictures from the game" to an address and they will show them. My daughter has now been on the scoreboard three times. She's only been to one game. I just text the same picture every game and they keep putting it up.
I generally text "other stuff"
 
BTW, it's spelled "Coffey". I might still have the old SI cartoon that had two Gophers, one wearing a broken nose mask, and the other wearing a paratrooper's pack.
Yep, and there go all my superior feelings. Dammit.So they have a fancy scoreboard there now where you can text your "pictures from the game" to an address and they will show them. My daughter has now been on the scoreboard three times. She's only been to one game. I just text the same picture every game and they keep putting it up.
I generally text "other stuff"
Way to go, principal Rooney
 
I had Five Guys for the first time ever this past week in Richmond, VA.

Let me tell you about Richmond. Everything they say about Virginia is right. Buncha hicks out that way. Very nice people, don't get me wrong, but very "Virginia-ish"

Anyways, the burger was decent. I really liked it but I don't get the hype.

 
Here I thought I was a bit slow.

First, Rudi, I don't know if you saw my message or not but you shouldn't be ashamed to kneel a nitwit like that in the balls. I'm glad you are alright. Since I'm part Scottish, please accept my apology on behalf of all Scottish people.

I see that there is a function to share this thread on FB. Neato. I've apparently been too crude & boorish lately anyhow so I guess now wold be a good time to take a hiatus. I'll let you know how the divorce proceedings go.

 
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