GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

On what grounds? That you're American?

that was part of it, sure. I also asked for mercy.

 

[RudiStein]

BabyGirlMB gets home from school about 20 mins ago and heads straight to the fridge.BGMB: Do we have any cold water? (Head stuck in stuck in fridge)Me: No but there's plenty of ice.BGMB: Oh, that'll take too long to melt. (Grabs juice...completely oblivious to how blonde she is)I'm apparently raising an airhead. (Homer, piss off)

 

[Thorn]

Talk about good timing. My gf called last night to say that she wasn't sure this was working for her and wanted to hang out but not be bf/gf. I'm pretty sure that means she wants to sleep with other people. Which is fine, it wasn't like this was an 'OMG she is the juan!!!!11juan!' thing. I could tell lately that she had cooled off some and our schedules just really don't work together. Seeing each other once a week (at best) wasn't cutting it.

Which is probably why seeing the girl with the long hair last weekend was so difficult - I knew the relationship I was in wasn't super-serious. Isn't timing a kick in the balls, though?

So now I guess the question is, do I contact the girl with the long hair, the divorcee, the long distance nurse who messaged me through FB a couple weeks back, or do I just have another fun weekend texting SKB about being from Wisgayson?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

You contact all of them.

 

[RudiStein]

Talk about good timing. My gf called last night to say that she wasn't sure this was working for her and wanted to hang out but not be bf/gf. I'm pretty sure that means she wants to sleep with other people. Which is fine, it wasn't like this was an 'OMG she is the juan!!!!11juan!' thing. I could tell lately that she had cooled off some and our schedules just really don't work together. Seeing each other once a week (at best) wasn't cutting it.

Which is probably why seeing the girl with the long hair last weekend was so difficult - I knew the relationship I was in wasn't super-serious. Isn't timing a kick in the balls, though?

So now I guess the question is, do I contact the girl with the long hair, the divorcee, the long distance nurse who messaged me through FB a couple weeks back, or do I just have another fun weekend texting SKB about being from Wisgayson?

My link

 

[Thorn]

redman>>tanner

 

[RudiStein]

redman>>tanner

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Talk about good timing. My gf called last night to say that she wasn't sure this was working for her and wanted to hang out but not be bf/gf. I'm pretty sure that means she wants to sleep with other people. Which is fine, it wasn't like this was an 'OMG she is the juan!!!!11juan!' thing. I could tell lately that she had cooled off some and our schedules just really don't work together. Seeing each other once a week (at best) wasn't cutting it. Which is probably why seeing the girl with the long hair last weekend was so difficult - I knew the relationship I was in wasn't super-serious. Isn't timing a kick in the balls, though?So now I guess the question is, do I contact the girl with the long hair, the divorcee, the long distance nurse who messaged me through FB a couple weeks back, or do I just have another fun weekend texting SKB about being from Wisgayson?

Grease their pants.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

If you like sorority chicks and autotuned vocals, but weren't sure if the two could work together, worry no more.

I think the second blonde would be the most high-maintenance of the three.The comments section of that vid makes this thread look like a TED convention.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BabyGirlMB gets home from school about 20 mins ago and heads straight to the fridge.BGMB: Do we have any cold water? (Head stuck in stuck in fridge)Me: No but there's plenty of ice.BGMB: Oh, that'll take too long to melt. (Grabs juice...completely oblivious to how blonde she is)I'm apparently raising an airhead. (Homer, piss off)

 

[bostonfred]

Next days function high class luncheon

Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin'

Music comes on people start to dance

But then you ate so much you nearly greased your pants

A girl starts walking guys start gawking

Sits down next to you and starts talking

Says she wants to dance 'cause she likes to groove

So come on fatso and just bust a move

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Next days function high class luncheonFood they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin'Music comes on people start to danceBut then you ate so much you nearly greased your pantsA girl starts walking guys start gawkingSits down next to you and starts talkingSays she wants to dance 'cause she likes to grooveSo come on fatso and just bust a move

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

You contact all of them.

 

[Thorn]

Next days function high class luncheonFood they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin'Music comes on people start to danceBut then you ate so much you nearly greased your pantsA girl starts walking guys start gawkingSits down next to you and starts talkingSays she wants to dance 'cause she likes to grooveSo come on fatso and just bust a move

had to read it twice, but An aside though - if you had a best friend named, let's say "Harry," and Harry's brother Larry was getting married, wouldn't you find it odd to make it there if you can, cause in the ceremony you'd be the best man? Wouldn't you be an usher at best?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A Mexican family moved in a few houses down the street from me several years ago. They put the previous Italian owners to shame by adding more little statues, colorful silk flowers and what not. It doesn't bother me at all and I'm all for decorating your house any way you wish but it definitely sticks out. So today, after YSR & E10 made fun of me for being fat, I extended my walk an extra half mile and I came across this house. It looked a lot like my neighbors house although not quite as extravagant. Then I noticed the landscaping. That looks a lot like when I tried to put those fruit blocks in at my old house.

I'll get a shot of my neighbors house tomorrow if it isn't raining.

Sure there are some stereotypes here but that is what bugs me. So the question is, Mexican or not Mexican?

 

[RudiStein]

A Mexican family moved in a few houses down the street from me several years ago. They put the previous Italian owners to shame by adding more little statues, colorful silk flowers and what not. It doesn't bother me at all and I'm all for decorating your house any way you wish but it definitely sticks out. So today, after YSR & E10 made fun of me for being fat, I extended my walk an extra half mile and I came across this house. It looked a lot like my neighbors house although not quite as extravagant. Then I noticed the landscaping. That looks a lot like when I tried to put those fruit blocks in at my old house.

I'll get a shot of my neighbors house tomorrow if it isn't raining.

Sure there are some stereotypes here but that is what bugs me. So the question is, Mexican or not Mexican?

Well the Virgin Mary statue would indicate that they're Catholic but the leis around the statue also say "Hawaiian". I'm going with Dutch.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A Mexican family moved in a few houses down the street from me several years ago. They put the previous Italian owners to shame by adding more little statues, colorful silk flowers and what not. It doesn't bother me at all and I'm all for decorating your house any way you wish but it definitely sticks out. So today, after YSR & E10 made fun of me for being fat, I extended my walk an extra half mile and I came across this house. It looked a lot like my neighbors house although not quite as extravagant. Then I noticed the landscaping. That looks a lot like when I tried to put those fruit blocks in at my old house.

I'll get a shot of my neighbors house tomorrow if it isn't raining.

Sure there are some stereotypes here but that is what bugs me. So the question is, Mexican or not Mexican?

Well the Virgin Mary statue would indicate that they're Catholic but the leis around the statue also say "Hawaiian". I'm going with Dutch.

lolMy neighbor has a bunch of ceramic cats & dogs.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

A Mexican family moved in a few houses down the street from me several years ago. They put the previous Italian owners to shame by adding more little statues, colorful silk flowers and what not. It doesn't bother me at all and I'm all for decorating your house any way you wish but it definitely sticks out. So today, after YSR & E10 made fun of me for being fat, I extended my walk an extra half mile and I came across this house. It looked a lot like my neighbors house although not quite as extravagant. Then I noticed the landscaping. That looks a lot like when I tried to put those fruit blocks in at my old house.

I'll get a shot of my neighbors house tomorrow if it isn't raining.

Sure there are some stereotypes here but that is what bugs me. So the question is, Mexican or not Mexican?

Well the Virgin Mary statue would indicate that they're Catholic but the leis around the statue also say "Hawaiian". I'm going with Dutch.

I say not Mexicaned cuz I've never met a Mexican fellow who couldn't lay bricks/blocks.

 

[RudiStein]

A Mexican family moved in a few houses down the street from me several years ago. They put the previous Italian owners to shame by adding more little statues, colorful silk flowers and what not. It doesn't bother me at all and I'm all for decorating your house any way you wish but it definitely sticks out. So today, after YSR & E10 made fun of me for being fat, I extended my walk an extra half mile and I came across this house. It looked a lot like my neighbors house although not quite as extravagant. Then I noticed the landscaping. That looks a lot like when I tried to put those fruit blocks in at my old house.

I'll get a shot of my neighbors house tomorrow if it isn't raining.

Sure there are some stereotypes here but that is what bugs me. So the question is, Mexican or not Mexican?

Well the Virgin Mary statue would indicate that they're Catholic but the leis around the statue also say "Hawaiian". I'm going with Dutch.

lolMy neighbor has a bunch of ceramic cats & dogs.

I'm going with Mr. Krista taking a pottery class.

 

[krista4]

Since we're talking about racial matters (we are, right?), I've been wondering about a meeting I had earlier today. About a dozen people in the room, with about half of them being people I didn't know. After leaving the meeting, I had the following conversation:

Me: I hear you have a new M&A guy. I haven't met him yet.

Mark: Oh, he was in the meeting. I should have introduced you.

Me: Was he the guy sitting across from me?

Mark: No, at the other end of the table.

Me: The guy in the red shirt?

Mark: No, the guy sitting next to me.

Me: The guy with the deep voice?

Mark: No, on the other side of me.

Then it was clear Mark was talking about the only African-American in the room. Couldn't he have just said "the black guy"? Or do we have to dance around like this?

 

[RudiStein]

Since we're talking about racial matters (we are, right?), I've been wondering about a meeting I had earlier today. About a dozen people in the room, with about half of them being people I didn't know. After leaving the meeting, I had the following conversation:Me: I hear you have a new M&A guy. I haven't met him yet.Mark: Oh, he was in the meeting. I should have introduced you.Me: Was he the guy sitting across from me?Mark: No, at the other end of the table.Me: The guy in the red shirt?Mark: No, the guy sitting next to me.Me: The guy with the deep voice?Mark: No, on the other side of me.Then it was clear Mark was talking about the only African-American in the room. Couldn't he have just said "the black guy"? Or do we have to dance around like this?

:reported:

 

[bostonfred]

What does dancing have to do with anything?

 

[eoMMan]

Since we're talking about racial matters (we are, right?), I've been wondering about a meeting I had earlier today. About a dozen people in the room, with about half of them being people I didn't know. After leaving the meeting, I had the following conversation:Me: I hear you have a new M&A guy. I haven't met him yet.Mark: Oh, he was in the meeting. I should have introduced you.Me: Was he the guy sitting across from me?Mark: No, at the other end of the table.Me: The guy in the red shirt?Mark: No, the guy sitting next to me.Me: The guy with the deep voice?Mark: No, on the other side of me.Then it was clear Mark was talking about the only African-American in the room. Couldn't he have just said "the black guy"? Or do we have to dance around like this?

It shouldn't be a big deal. Mark is probably just too concerned with the M&A guy being more endowed than him.

 

[RudiStein]

 

[krista4]

What does dancing have to do with anything?

Didn't you see where I mentioned it was a black guy?

 

[krista4]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Since we're talking about racial matters (we are, right?), I've been wondering about a meeting I had earlier today. About a dozen people in the room, with about half of them being people I didn't know. After leaving the meeting, I had the following conversation:Me: I hear you have a new M&A guy. I haven't met him yet.Mark: Oh, he was in the meeting. I should have introduced you.Me: Was he the guy sitting across from me?Mark: No, at the other end of the table.Me: The guy in the red shirt?Mark: No, the guy sitting next to me.Me: The guy with the deep voice?Mark: No, on the other side of me.Then it was clear Mark was talking about the only African-American in the room. Couldn't he have just said "the black guy"? Or do we have to dance around like this?

Mark is a moron. You can say a black person is black.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

CY: You talk about kid confusion and not understanding at a young age why your parents were separated. Your mother on top of it, very successful in the healthcare field, wasn’t around as much as you’d hoped. I feel like the ongoing message in the book is for you trying to discover your identity.Cheryl Burke: “Yeah.”

 

[RudiStein]

CY: You talk about kid confusion and not understanding at a young age why your parents were separated. Your mother on top of it, very successful in the healthcare field, wasn’t around as much as you’d hoped. I feel like the ongoing message in the book is for you trying to discover your identity.Cheryl Burke: “Yeah.”

Who is Cheryl Burke?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

CY: You talk about kid confusion and not understanding at a young age why your parents were separated. Your mother on top of it, very successful in the healthcare field, wasn’t around as much as you’d hoped. I feel like the ongoing message in the book is for you trying to discover your identity.Cheryl Burke: “Yeah.”

Gosh, Cheryl.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

CY: You talk about kid confusion and not understanding at a young age why your parents were separated. Your mother on top of it, very successful in the healthcare field, wasn’t around as much as you’d hoped. I feel like the ongoing message in the book is for you trying to discover your identity.Cheryl Burke: “Yeah.”

Who is Cheryl Burke?

One of the dancers on Dancing With The Stars.

CY: Obviously the tragic event of a child molestation that you have dealt with, I look in the book, I see shyness, I see self confidence, abusive relationships of you, you had all mentioned in the book. Do you think there were anything else that contributed to any of those things? Was there anything else in your life at that point and time that contributed to those three things, shyness, self-confidence and the abusive relationships?CB: “Well, I think because of what I went through is the reason why I was into these abusive relationships. I had no self-esteem. I didn’t really have a voice. It was hard for me to express my feelings. The only way I felt comfortable was through dance, the confidence that I should have as a human being was the confidence I would have on the dance floor instead. It was the one thing that I felt comfortable doing.”CY: The information game in society and today doesn’t seem like anyone can keep anything to themselves. How did nobody find out? Did nobody know? Did few people know is what I wonder?CB: “About what exactly?”CY: The child molestation.

 

[Thorn]

CY: You talk about kid confusion and not understanding at a young age why your parents were separated. Your mother on top of it, very successful in the healthcare field, wasn’t around as much as you’d hoped. I feel like the ongoing message in the book is for you trying to discover your identity.

Cheryl Burke: “Yeah.”

Who is Cheryl Burke?

we need a Yandek interview with Sheen.CY: First of all Charlie, how are you?

CS: Winning.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

MEXICAN OR NOT MEXICAN!

 

[JaxBill]

A Mexican family moved in a few houses down the street from me several years ago. They put the previous Italian owners to shame by adding more little statues, colorful silk flowers and what not. It doesn't bother me at all and I'm all for decorating your house any way you wish but it definitely sticks out. So today, after YSR & E10 made fun of me for being fat, I extended my walk an extra half mile and I came across this house. It looked a lot like my neighbors house although not quite as extravagant. Then I noticed the landscaping. That looks a lot like when I tried to put those fruit blocks in at my old house.

I'll get a shot of my neighbors house tomorrow if it isn't raining.

Sure there are some stereotypes here but that is what bugs me. So the question is, Mexican or not Mexican?

Well the Virgin Mary statue would indicate that they're Catholic but the leis around the statue also say "Hawaiian". I'm going with Dutch.

I say NotMexicaned because the Virgin Mary Statue is all white. Mexicaned would go for Our Lady of Guadalupe version of the Virgin which generally has a reddish brown outfit.http://img.aquinasandmore.com/items/61723xl.png

:CatholicSchochet:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

MEXICAN OR NOT MEXICAN!

Sí

 

[RudiStein]

CY: You talk about kid confusion and not understanding at a young age why your parents were separated. Your mother on top of it, very successful in the healthcare field, wasn’t around as much as you’d hoped. I feel like the ongoing message in the book is for you trying to discover your identity.Cheryl Burke: “Yeah.”

Who is Cheryl Burke?

One of the dancers on Dancing With The Stars.

CY: Obviously the tragic event of a child molestation that you have dealt with, I look in the book, I see shyness, I see self confidence, abusive relationships of you, you had all mentioned in the book. Do you think there were anything else that contributed to any of those things? Was there anything else in your life at that point and time that contributed to those three things, shyness, self-confidence and the abusive relationships?CB: “Well, I think because of what I went through is the reason why I was into these abusive relationships. I had no self-esteem. I didn’t really have a voice. It was hard for me to express my feelings. The only way I felt comfortable was through dance, the confidence that I should have as a human being was the confidence I would have on the dance floor instead. It was the one thing that I felt comfortable doing.”CY: The information game in society and today doesn’t seem like anyone can keep anything to themselves. How did nobody find out? Did nobody know? Did few people know is what I wonder?CB: “About what exactly?”CY: The child molestation.

I'm still not convinced CY isn't some of the most dedicated shtick ever perpetrated upon these boards.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A Mexican family moved in a few houses down the street from me several years ago. They put the previous Italian owners to shame by adding more little statues, colorful silk flowers and what not. It doesn't bother me at all and I'm all for decorating your house any way you wish but it definitely sticks out. So today, after YSR & E10 made fun of me for being fat, I extended my walk an extra half mile and I came across this house. It looked a lot like my neighbors house although not quite as extravagant. Then I noticed the landscaping. That looks a lot like when I tried to put those fruit blocks in at my old house.

I'll get a shot of my neighbors house tomorrow if it isn't raining.

Sure there are some stereotypes here but that is what bugs me. So the question is, Mexican or not Mexican?

Well the Virgin Mary statue would indicate that they're Catholic but the leis around the statue also say "Hawaiian". I'm going with Dutch.

I say NotMexicaned because the Virgin Mary Statue is all white. Mexicaned would go for Our Lady of Guadalupe version of the Virgin which generally has a reddish brown outfit.http://img.aquinasandmore.com/items/61723xl.png

:CatholicSchochet:

I saw one of those too at another house that I know are not Mexican.

 

[RudiStein]

Sidenote: I didn't know there were Mexicans in MO.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sidenote: I didn't know there were Mexicans in MO.

lolMost of them live in south city and I'm north. We also have about 35,000 Bosnians living here.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Sidenote: I didn't know there were Mexicans in MO.

Is there any place in this country where there AREN'T Mexicans?

 

[RudiStein]

Sidenote: I didn't know there were Mexicans in MO.

lolMost of them live in south city and I'm north. We also have about 35,000 Bosnians living here.

"Being Europeans and also secular Muslims have reinforced each other, rendering Bosnians racially ‘invisible’ in American society, which continues to appreciate whiteness. "

 

[RudiStein]

Sidenote: I didn't know there were Mexicans in MO.

Is there any place in this country where there AREN'T Mexicans?

I'll say far northern Maine.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Since we're talking about racial matters (we are, right?), I've been wondering about a meeting I had earlier today. About a dozen people in the room, with about half of them being people I didn't know. After leaving the meeting, I had the following conversation:Me: I hear you have a new M&A guy. I haven't met him yet.Mark: Oh, he was in the meeting. I should have introduced you.Me: Was he the guy sitting across from me?Mark: No, at the other end of the table.Me: The guy in the red shirt?Mark: No, the guy sitting next to me.Me: The guy with the deep voice?Mark: No, on the other side of me.Then it was clear Mark was talking about the only African-American in the room. Couldn't he have just said "the black guy"? Or do we have to dance around like this?

weird, isn't it?I have two guys who work in the store and both are named Charlie. A few days ago a lady called:Her :May I speak to Charlie?Me: Sure. which one?Her: I'm not sure he helped me in the store yesterday.Me: There are two Charlies - black guy or white guy?She laughed and said "black guy"The lady (who was black) was not offended by the question at all. A white lady who works there overheard me and got a look of disgust on her face. she's a yank so I don't pay her much attention, but I have no idea what bothered her about the question.

 

[RudiStein]

Since we're talking about racial matters (we are, right?), I've been wondering about a meeting I had earlier today. About a dozen people in the room, with about half of them being people I didn't know. After leaving the meeting, I had the following conversation:Me: I hear you have a new M&A guy. I haven't met him yet.Mark: Oh, he was in the meeting. I should have introduced you.Me: Was he the guy sitting across from me?Mark: No, at the other end of the table.Me: The guy in the red shirt?Mark: No, the guy sitting next to me.Me: The guy with the deep voice?Mark: No, on the other side of me.Then it was clear Mark was talking about the only African-American in the room. Couldn't he have just said "the black guy"? Or do we have to dance around like this?

weird, isn't it?I have two guys who work in the store and both are named Charlie. A few days ago a lady called:Her :May I speak to Charlie?Me: Sure. which one?Her: I'm not sure he helped me in the store yesterday.Me: There are two Charlies - black guy or white guy?She laughed and said "black guy"The lady (who was black) was not offended by the question at all. A white lady who works there overheard me and got a look of disgust on her face. she's a yank so I don't pay her much attention, but I have no idea what bothered her about the question.

I would have said "tennis Charlie or basketball Charlie?"

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Since we're talking about racial matters (we are, right?), I've been wondering about a meeting I had earlier today. About a dozen people in the room, with about half of them being people I didn't know. After leaving the meeting, I had the following conversation:Me: I hear you have a new M&A guy. I haven't met him yet.Mark: Oh, he was in the meeting. I should have introduced you.Me: Was he the guy sitting across from me?Mark: No, at the other end of the table.Me: The guy in the red shirt?Mark: No, the guy sitting next to me.Me: The guy with the deep voice?Mark: No, on the other side of me.Then it was clear Mark was talking about the only African-American in the room. Couldn't he have just said "the black guy"? Or do we have to dance around like this?

weird, isn't it?I have two guys who work in the store and both are named Charlie. A few days ago a lady called:Her :May I speak to Charlie?Me: Sure. which one?Her: I'm not sure he helped me in the store yesterday.Me: There are two Charlies - black guy or white guy?She laughed and said "black guy"The lady (who was black) was not offended by the question at all. A white lady who works there overheard me and got a look of disgust on her face. she's a yank so I don't pay her much attention, but I have no idea what bothered her about the question.

I would have said "tennis Charlie or basketball Charlie?"

there is no tennis Charlie. Dude has a shaved head and both arms covered in tattoos. Maybe "Slow Jams Charlie" and "Speed Metal Charlie" would work

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tornado warning until 10:00 PM tonight. Tuesday night the sirens went off at 11:30 at night. God I hate this time of year.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Since we're talking about racial matters (we are, right?), I've been wondering about a meeting I had earlier today. About a dozen people in the room, with about half of them being people I didn't know. After leaving the meeting, I had the following conversation:Me: I hear you have a new M&A guy. I haven't met him yet.Mark: Oh, he was in the meeting. I should have introduced you.Me: Was he the guy sitting across from me?Mark: No, at the other end of the table.Me: The guy in the red shirt?Mark: No, the guy sitting next to me.Me: The guy with the deep voice?Mark: No, on the other side of me.Then it was clear Mark was talking about the only African-American in the room. Couldn't he have just said "the black guy"? Or do we have to dance around like this?

weird, isn't it?I have two guys who work in the store and both are named Charlie. A few days ago a lady called:Her :May I speak to Charlie?Me: Sure. which one?Her: I'm not sure he helped me in the store yesterday.Me: There are two Charlies - black guy or white guy?She laughed and said "black guy"The lady (who was black) was not offended by the question at all. A white lady who works there overheard me and got a look of disgust on her face. she's a yank so I don't pay her much attention, but I have no idea what bothered her about the question.

I would have said "tennis Charlie or basketball Charlie?"

there is no tennis Charlie. Dude has a shaved head and both arms covered in tattoos. Maybe "Slow Jams Charlie" and "Speed Metal Charlie" would work

MMA Charlie?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

What's it like going through a tornado?

 

[RudiStein]

Since we're talking about racial matters (we are, right?), I've been wondering about a meeting I had earlier today. About a dozen people in the room, with about half of them being people I didn't know. After leaving the meeting, I had the following conversation:

Me: I hear you have a new M&A guy. I haven't met him yet.

Mark: Oh, he was in the meeting. I should have introduced you.

Me: Was he the guy sitting across from me?

Mark: No, at the other end of the table.

Me: The guy in the red shirt?

Mark: No, the guy sitting next to me.

Me: The guy with the deep voice?

Mark: No, on the other side of me.

Then it was clear Mark was talking about the only African-American in the room. Couldn't he have just said "the black guy"? Or do we have to dance around like this?

weird, isn't it?I have two guys who work in the store and both are named Charlie. A few days ago a lady called:

Her :May I speak to Charlie?

Me: Sure. which one?

Her: I'm not sure he helped me in the store yesterday.

Me: There are two Charlies - black guy or white guy?

She laughed and said "black guy"

The lady (who was black) was not offended by the question at all. A white lady who works there overheard me and got a look of disgust on her face. she's a yank so I don't pay her much attention, but I have no idea what bothered her about the question.

I would have said "tennis Charlie or basketball Charlie?"

there is no tennis Charlie. Dude has a shaved head and both arms covered in tattoos. Maybe "Slow Jams Charlie" and "Speed Metal Charlie" would work

"trailer park Charlie" or "staying up at my cousin's place Charlie"?