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[RudiStein]

My son Dylan who just turned 4 a couple of weeks ago had his standardized testing today and scored everything in the 5-6 year old range. I love the kid but he doesn't seem that smart. Maybe they gave the test wrong.ETAWhat am I thinking, he was coloring his balls the other day. He should have scored in the 13 year old range.

 

[Early_10]

My son Dylan who just turned 4 a couple of weeks ago had his standardized testing today and scored everything in the 5-6 year old range. I love the kid but he doesn't seem that smart. Maybe they gave the test wrong.ETAWhat am I thinking, he was coloring his balls the other day. He should have scored in the 13 year old range.

Booksmart and common sense are two completely different scales. What were they testing?

 

[Disco Stu]

How did this fly under the radar??:stillhippling:

I'm raising the next Stu!

Reading the shaving stuff earlier... you raised this Stu.

I deleted that stuff.

Huh. You mean it was better? Also, is that the new or the old girl?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My 16 year old has been seeing this 17 year old girl since pretty much the same time he broke up with his gf of over a year in January. (insert reminder of the receipt found in March) I made some mention yesterday like "pick up your laundry before your girlfriend gets here" to which he replies "she's not my girlfriend".

Friends with (monster wang) bennies?

Well really I considered asking her what the status of their relationship was but I would never do that. Should I be proud or worried? My son might be a floozy!

Sounds like a smart kid. If facebook says they're single, they're single.

Hers always says how much she loves him, how awesome he is, etc. His is full of smartass comments. No idea where he gets that. She's pretty cute and I really dig her. She is down to earth and relaxed when she's here, easy to talk to and carrys on with the other kids. His last gf was stiff as a board, shy and uncomfortable. Not at all a match.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/200702_10150447536930287_785840286_17803250_2659086_n.jpg

And she can also take---, hey, look at the time! Gotta run!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

BTW, it really freaks me out that there are Newfs who walk around looking just like everyone else.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My son Dylan who just turned 4 a couple of weeks ago had his standardized testing today and scored everything in the 5-6 year old range. I love the kid but he doesn't seem that smart. Maybe they gave the test wrong.ETAWhat am I thinking, he was coloring his balls the other day. He should have scored in the 13 year old range.

Booksmart and common sense are two completely different scales. What were they testing?

Vocabulary, reasoning, testicle colors, letters, numbers, etc.

 

[RudiStein]

My son Dylan who just turned 4 a couple of weeks ago had his standardized testing today and scored everything in the 5-6 year old range. I love the kid but he doesn't seem that smart. Maybe they gave the test wrong.ETAWhat am I thinking, he was coloring his balls the other day. He should have scored in the 13 year old range.

Booksmart and common sense are two completely different scales. What were they testing?

Vocabulary, reasoning, testicle colors, letters, numbers, etc.

The ability to color within the veins.

 

[Early_10]

How did this fly under the radar??

:stillhippling:

I'm raising the next Stu!

Reading the shaving stuff earlier... you raised this Stu.

I deleted that stuff.

Huh. You mean it was better? Also, is that the new or the old girl?

Thats the new, laid back non-gf. Last high maintenance, uptight gf -> http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/46655_424435846021_665606021_5427584_3342262_n.jpg

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I was never good at standardized testes.

 

[Early_10]

BTW, it really freaks me out that there are Newfs who walk around looking just like everyone else.

We talk funny, that should make up for it.

 

[Early_10]

I was never good at standardized testes.

 

[Disco Stu]

Also, is that the new or the old girl?

Thats the new, laid back non-gf. Last high maintenance, uptight gf -> http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/46655_424435846021_665606021_5427584_3342262_n.jpg

That's the same kid?Also, a few more pics of high school girls and we may get Homer back.

Temporarily.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Magnums.

I couldn't be prouder.

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY KID'S UNIT

<--IRONY! (mustn't take after his dad)

How did this fly under the radar??

:stillhippling:

Most of us were shocked she knows who it is.

 

[-fish-]

My son Dylan who just turned 4 a couple of weeks ago had his standardized testing today and scored everything in the 5-6 year old range. I love the kid but he doesn't seem that smart. Maybe they gave the test wrong.ETAWhat am I thinking, he was coloring his balls the other day. He should have scored in the 13 year old range.

Booksmart and common sense are two completely different scales. What were they testing?

Vocabulary, reasoning, testicle colors, letters, numbers, etc.

The ability to color within the veins.

 

[RudiStein]

I was never good at standardized testes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My son Dylan who just turned 4 a couple of weeks ago had his standardized testing today and scored everything in the 5-6 year old range. I love the kid but he doesn't seem that smart. Maybe they gave the test wrong.ETAWhat am I thinking, he was coloring his balls the other day. He should have scored in the 13 year old range.

Booksmart and common sense are two completely different scales. What were they testing?

Vocabulary, reasoning, testicle colors, letters, numbers, etc.

The ability to color within the veins.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I was never good at standardized testes.

Too much of an oddball.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was never good at standardized testes.

Too much of an oddball.

Hotpockets!®

 

[Early_10]

Also, is that the new or the old girl?

Thats the new, laid back non-gf. Last high maintenance, uptight gf -> http://a4.sphotos.ak...4_3342262_n.jpg

That's the same kid?Also, a few more pics of high school girls and we may get Homer back.

Temporarily.

He spent all winter between the gym and the arena. Watching your kid getting bigger than you is weird. She's almost legal, far too old for HomerJ.

 

[General Malaise]

My son Dylan who just turned 4 a couple of weeks ago had his standardized testing today and scored everything in the 5-6 year old range. I love the kid but he doesn't seem that smart. Maybe they gave the test wrong.ETAWhat am I thinking, he was coloring his balls the other day. He should have scored in the 13 year old range.

Booksmart and common sense are two completely different scales. What were they testing?

Vocabulary, reasoning, testicle colors, letters, numbers, etc.

The ability to color within the veins.

Holy lord...

 

[bostonfred]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got this flyer for the MS walk in the mail. I swear it seems like I'm in The Matrix or The Truman Show or something.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I just got this flyer for the MS walk in the mail. I swear it seems like I'm in The Matrix or The Truman Show or something.

There is no flyer.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm so bored.

I'm so bored I'm posting in the FFA.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

A lot

 

[RudiStein]

I just got this flyer for the MS walk in the mail. I swear it seems like I'm in The Matrix or The Truman Show or something.

I wonder if anyone has ever lied to that Brian Phillips guy about how far he's actually walked.See you in hell, fellas.

 

[Running with scissors]

She's pretty cute and I really dig her.

Me too.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[kevzilla]

I'm so bored.

I'm so bored I'm posting in the FFA.

The Clash, 1977

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[offdee]

Payouts today at my work NCAA bracket pool. Thank you for your time Kemba Walker.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/Miscellaneous/IMAG0097.jpg

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Payouts today at my work NCAA bracket pool. Thank you for your time Kemba Walker.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/Miscellaneous/IMAG0097.jpg

Congrats on the lunch money.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Payouts today at my work NCAA bracket pool. Thank you for your time Kemba Walker.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/Miscellaneous/IMAG0097.jpg

Congrats on the lunch money.

didn't you used to have a thread here where you posted your poker hands at the .01/.02 tables?

 

[-fish-]

entering the

on Saturday. Converted an old fiberglass dinghy into a sled with three skis, ball bearing steering and shocks courtesy of an old mountain bike. We need a theme, so we're going with the played out charlie sheen meme, since we don't have much time or many ideas. Painting it tiger striped, attaching bags full of flour to the sides to simulate coke, and we have two chicks in bikinis that are going to provide the initial push. the team will be in bowling shirts. Anything else we should add? There will be a blow-up doll along for the ride.

 

[General Malaise]

entering the

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Also, is that the new or the old girl?

Thats the new, laid back non-gf. Last high maintenance, uptight gf -> http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/46655_424435846021_665606021_5427584_3342262_n.jpg

That's the same kid?Also, a few more pics of high school girls and we may get Homer back.

Temporarily.

My Spidey Sense. It is strong.

 

[BRONG]

Payouts today at my work NCAA bracket pool. Thank you for your time Kemba Walker.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/Miscellaneous/IMAG0097.jpg

Congrats on the lunch money.

didn't you used to have a thread here where you posted your poker hands at the .01/.02 tables?

 

[BRONG]

Give me Lee Westwood...

 

[Dr. Awesome]

entering the

I'd have Emilio riding the coattails.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Payouts today at my work NCAA bracket pool. Thank you for your time Kemba Walker.

http://i280.photobuc...us/IMAG0097.jpg

Sweet. That's a T-shirt.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Payouts today at my work NCAA bracket pool. Thank you for your time Kemba Walker.

http://i280.photobuc...us/IMAG0097.jpg

Sweet. That's a T-shirt.

 

[shuke]

Payouts today at my work NCAA bracket pool. Thank you for your time Kemba Walker.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/Miscellaneous/IMAG0097.jpg

Congrats on the lunch money.

didn't you used to have a thread here where you posted your poker hands at the .01/.02 tables?

Sick ownage here.

 

[shuke]

entering the

Totally rules. I've alwasy wanted to do something like that.

 

[shuke]

Payouts today at my work NCAA bracket pool. Thank you for your time Kemba Walker.

http://i280.photobuc...us/IMAG0097.jpg

Sweet. That's a T-shirt.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Payouts today at my work NCAA bracket pool. Thank you for your time Kemba Walker.http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/Miscellaneous/IMAG0097.jpg

Congrats on the lunch money.

didn't you used to have a thread here where you posted your poker hands at the .01/.02 tables?

Used to?

 

[RudiStein]

Payouts today at my work NCAA bracket pool. Thank you for your time Kemba Walker.

http://i280.photobuc...us/IMAG0097.jpg

Sweet. That's a T-shirt.

Nice

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Don't you hate when you are pleasuring yourself and then you remember you're in a sales meeting?

 

[Tiger Fan]

It's been well over 24 hours since I contacted my focal point at LendingTree.com to get me a few more quotes. No response yet. Pretty unexcusable in that industry, no?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Ok, who's @fbgffaguy on the twitter?