GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[RudiStein]

Don't you hate when you are pleasuring yourself and then you remember you're in a sales meeting?

Aren't you supposed to pleasure others during sales meetings?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ok, who's @fbgffaguy on the twitter?

Seems stalker-y.

 

[shuke]

It's been well over 24 hours since I contacted my focal point at LendingTree.com to get me a few more quotes. No response yet. Pretty unexcusable in that industry, no?

"focal point"?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Don't you hate when you are pleasuring yourself and then you remember you're in a sales meeting?

Aren't you supposed to pleasure others during sales meetings?

You're confusing sales meeting with sales call.Although 3M just came out with some new products I'm going to sell the crap out of like this& this.

 

[RudiStein]

Don't you hate when you are pleasuring yourself and then you remember you're in a sales meeting?

Aren't you supposed to pleasure others during sales meetings?

You're confusing sales meeting with sales call.Although 3M just came out with some new products I'm going to sell the crap out of like this& this.

Oh yeah, sales call. Shows you how much I know. The last thing I sold was popcorn door-to-door when I played AYSO soccer.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Don't you hate when you are pleasuring yourself and then you remember you're in a sales meeting?

Aren't you supposed to pleasure others during sales meetings?

You're confusing sales meeting with sales call.Although 3M just came out with some new products I'm going to sell the crap out of like this& this.

$20 for a #@$%ing tape dispenser? I'm in the wrong business

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Don't you hate when you are pleasuring yourself and then you remember you're in a sales meeting?

Aren't you supposed to pleasure others during sales meetings?

You're confusing sales meeting with sales call.Although 3M just came out with some new products I'm going to sell the crap out of like this& this.

$20 for a #@$%ing tape dispenser? I'm in the wrong business

+ $5.99 shippingI'm not sure of our cost yet but it will be significantly less than that. Beats selling the $3. The chicks in the meeting were going crazy over this stuff.

 

[RudiStein]

Moops thinks I believe in pygmy giraffes

 

[YSR]

Don't you hate when you are pleasuring yourself and then you remember you're in a sales meeting?

Aren't you supposed to pleasure others during sales meetings?

You're confusing sales meeting with sales call.Although 3M just came out with some new products I'm going to sell the crap out of like this& this.

$20 for a #@$%ing tape dispenser? I'm in the wrong business

+ $5.99 shippingI'm not sure of our cost yet but it will be significantly less than that. Beats selling the $3. The chicks in the meeting were going crazy over this stuff.

Those women and I would not be friends.

 

[RudiStein]

Don't you hate when you are pleasuring yourself and then you remember you're in a sales meeting?

Aren't you supposed to pleasure others during sales meetings?

You're confusing sales meeting with sales call.Although 3M just came out with some new products I'm going to sell the crap out of like this& this.

$20 for a #@$%ing tape dispenser? I'm in the wrong business

+ $5.99 shippingI'm not sure of our cost yet but it will be significantly less than that. Beats selling the $3. The chicks in the meeting were going crazy over this stuff.

I bet. It's the same reason why I have 8 wine glass coasters that look like little flip-flops despite the fact that only one person in my house drinks wine.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

+ $5.99 shippingI'm not sure of our cost yet but it will be significantly less than that. Beats selling the $3. The chicks in the meeting were going crazy over this stuff.

Those women and I would not be friends.

If it was a Hello Kitty tape dispenser, we might have something.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Those women and I would not be friends.

How about this one?

I bet. It's the same reason why I have 8 wine glass coasters that look like little flip-flops despite the fact that only one person in my house drinks wine.

I feel your pain. We have so many candles in our house you would think that we lived in the medieval era (1700's).

 

[RudiStein]

Those women and I would not be friends.

How about this one?

I bet. It's the same reason why I have 8 wine glass coasters that look like little flip-flops despite the fact that only one person in my house drinks wine.

I feel your pain. We have so many candles in our house you would think that we lived in the medieval era (1700's).

With all that fire around it must be like being a Roman caveman.

 

[Disco Stu]

Also, is that the new or the old girl?

Thats the new, laid back non-gf. Last high maintenance, uptight gf -> http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/46655_424435846021_665606021_5427584_3342262_n.jpg

That's the same kid?Also, a few more pics of high school girls and we may get Homer back.

Temporarily.

My Spidey Sense. It is strong.

Hey GB. Thought of you when reading facebook today...

anybody got any ideas for a cool place to have a 9 year old girls birthday party?

 

[Tiger Fan]

It's been well over 24 hours since I contacted my focal point at LendingTree.com to get me a few more quotes. No response yet. Pretty unexcusable in that industry, no?

"focal point"?

getting my work terms mixed in with my personal termsSorry."Sales person"

 

[eoMMan]

"A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips"....gayest expression ever?

 

[RudiStein]

"A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips"....gayest expression ever?

"Jam it in my butt, Rick" is probably a close second.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips"....gayest expression ever?

"Jam it in my butt, Rick" is probably a close second.

I think this headline is the winner.

 

[RudiStein]

"A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips"....gayest expression ever?

"Jam it in my butt, Rick" is probably a close second.

I think this headline is the winner.

Page not found is pretty gay.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips"....gayest expression ever?

"Jam it in my butt, Rick" is probably a close second.

I think this headline is the winner.

Page not found is pretty gay.

URL didn't circumvent the language filter, apparently.

 

[YSR]

I 'spect Rude's going to have some work to do today.

 

[Gadzooks]

At work today I have a very important loan that I need to get approved (I work at a bank) and technically the loan doesn't meet certain guidelines and should technically be denied, however, there are several "compensating factors" that I believe make it a "good loan" with little to no risk. For whatever reason, the only person who is working today and can approve this loan happens to be the President of the bank. So a little before 9am I talked to our Underwriter who told me she was bringing the file to the President right now and then she'd let me know. Now, I need an answer on this ASAP and they want to do the closing tomorrow so we are in a huge rush. So after an hour goes by I don't hear back from the Underwriter, so I email her and this is the email exchange we have:

Me: You know I'm waiting patiently and very anxiously.

Underwriter: Yes...

Me: Yes... he approved it?

Underwriter: I am so happy for you.

Me: Great, now what are the chances we can close tomorrow?

Underwriter: I'll check with (name of person who handles the final paperwork)

Now I'm relieved. Just before I go to lunch I get an email from the Underwriter and she says that she went to get the file and the President hasn't signed it yet and she can't find him, but she'll get back to me shortly. So I go to lunch and when I come back I call her and have the following conversation over the phone:

Me: So did you find the President yet?

Underwriter: No. And it's weird that he didn't sign it.

Me: Well, we can get the process going and have him sign it later?

Underwriter: I guess. What did he say to you when he approved it?

Me: What do you mean? I didn't talk to him.

Underwriter: Then how do you know it was approved?

Me: You told me it was.

Underwriter: No I didn't. You told me he approved it.

Me: What? You told me in the email that it was approved.

Underwriter: No, YOU said in your email "Yes... he approved it."

Me: NO!! I asked you if he approved it.

Underwriter: No you didn't.

Me: Look at the email, I wrote" Yes... he approved it?" QUESTION MARK! I wrote a QUESTION MARK!

Underwriter: Oh, you're right, for some reason I didn't see the question mark. Oops sorry.

Me: Is this a joke?

Underwriter: I wish it was. I'll try to track him down right now. I'll let you know.

I just sent the Underwriter the following email:

Me: Update?

 

[Shtaym Syek]

 

[RudiStein]

At work today I have a very important loan that I need to get approved (I work at a bank) and technically the loan doesn't meet certain guidelines and should technically be denied, however, there are several "compensating factors" that I believe make it a "good loan" with little to no risk. For whatever reason, the only person who is working today and can approve this loan happens to be the President of the bank. So a little before 9am I talked to our Underwriter who told me she was bringing the file to the President right now and then she'd let me know. Now, I need an answer on this ASAP and they want to do the closing tomorrow so we are in a huge rush. So after an hour goes by I don't hear back from the Underwriter, so I email her and this is the email exchange we have:

Me: You know I'm waiting patiently and very anxiously.

Underwriter: Yes...

Me: Yes... he approved it?

Underwriter: I am so happy for you.

Me: Great, now what are the chances we can close tomorrow?

Underwriter: I'll check with (name of person who handles the final paperwork)

Now I'm relieved. Just before I go to lunch I get an email from the Underwriter and she says that she went to get the file and the President hasn't signed it yet and she can't find him, but she'll get back to me shortly. So I go to lunch and when I come back I call her and have the following conversation over the phone:

Me: So did you find the President yet?

Underwriter: No. And it's weird that he didn't sign it.

Me: Well, we can get the process going and have him sign it later?

Underwriter: I guess. What did he say to you when he approved it?

Me: What do you mean? I didn't talk to him.

Underwriter: Then how do you know it was approved?

Me: You told me it was.

Underwriter: No I didn't. You told me he approved it.

Me: What? You told me in the email that it was approved.

Underwriter: No, YOU said in your email "Yes... he approved it."

Me: NO!! I asked you if he approved it.

Underwriter: No you didn't.

Me: Look at the email, I wrote" Yes... he approved it?" QUESTION MARK! I wrote a QUESTION MARK!

Underwriter: Oh, you're right, for some reason I didn't see the question mark. Oops sorry.

Me: Is this a joke?

Underwriter: I wish it was. I'll try to track him down right now. I'll let you know.

I just sent the Underwriter the following email:

Me: Update?

That sucks.

 

[shuke]

Roman caveman.

Band name.

 

[Early_10]

I've seen those shoe tape dispensers and thought what idiot would buy that crap. Now I know.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ah Ziggy, will you ever win?

I've seen those shoe tape dispensers and thought what idiot would buy that crap. Now I know.

Up yours, Newfie.

 

[RudiStein]

Ah Ziggy, will you ever win?

I've seen those shoe tape dispensers and thought what idiot would buy that crap. Now I know.

Up yours, Newfie.

They need to make a tape dispenser that looks like a mukluk for the Canadian market.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BTW, I just came back from a new client, this was my second visit to their office, and the manager told me that half the people there "think you are soooo handsome. I told them I think you are married."

Thankfully this is an all female OB/GYN office an not the St. Louis Abbey. I'm very flattered and it has put a spring in my step but I still think they should consider adding vision to their health plan.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

One of these days I'm going to surprise Zooks with a case of freeze pops.

 

[offdee]

BTW, I just came back from a new client, this was my second visit to their office, and the manager told me that half the people there "think you are soooo handsome. I told them I think you are married."Thankfully this is an all female OB/GYN office an not the St. Louis Abbey. I'm very flattered and it has put a spring in my step but I still think they should consider adding vision to their health plan.

Was it the cat shirt again?

 

[kevzilla]

BTW, I just came back from a new client, this was my second visit to their office, and the manager told me that half the people there "think you are soooo handsome. I told them I think you are married."

Thankfully this is an all female OB/GYN office an not the St. Louis Abbey. I'm very flattered and it has put a spring in my step but I still think they should consider adding vision to their health plan.

Was it the cat shirt again?

I think it was the bolded. They don't see a lot of guys in there, except with their pregnant wives. When Mr. Clean our GB SLB walks in there, it's like the dam that was holding back Lake Estrogen has burst.

 

[Gadzooks]

One of these days I'm going to surprise Zooks with a case of freeze pops.

I often fantasize about the day my doorbell will ring and a somewhat attractive hooker is standing there with a case of freeze pops and note that says "Enjoy yourself. Love CatFish Bill"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BTW, I just came back from a new client, this was my second visit to their office, and the manager told me that half the people there "think you are soooo handsome. I told them I think you are married."

Thankfully this is an all female OB/GYN office an not the St. Louis Abbey. I'm very flattered and it has put a spring in my step but I still think they should consider adding vision to their health plan.

Was it the cat shirt again?

I think it was the bolded. They don't see a lot of guys in there, except with their pregnant wives. When Mr. Clean our GB SLB walks in there, it's like the dam that was holding back Lake Estrogen has burst.

Gotta be it.

 

[General Malaise]

Don't you hate when you are pleasuring yourself and then you remember you're in a sales meeting?

Aren't you supposed to pleasure others during sales meetings?

You're confusing sales meeting with sales call.Although 3M just came out with some new products I'm going to sell the crap out of like this& this.

$20 for a #@$%ing tape dispenser? I'm in the wrong business

+ $5.99 shippingI'm not sure of our cost yet but it will be significantly less than that. Beats selling the $3. The chicks in the meeting were going crazy over this stuff.

I bet. It's the same reason why I have 8 wine glass coasters that look like little flip-flops despite the fact that only one person in my house drinks wine.

 

[Running with scissors]

Who wants this?

 

[Ilov80s]

So...you've been fired but it's not official until the hearing?

No, I was laid off.

Gotcha. Sorry to hear it.

Thanks. It sounds like there is a good chance I will get called back because with special education comes federal mandates as to staffing numbers. However, it sounds like it will be at a 10% pay cut, doubled insurance costs, and the elimination of our districts music, art, and athletics programs.

 

[SofaKings]

?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Who wants this?

About 12 years ago it was my turn to lead a sales meeting and my subject was this book.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[bostonfred]

One of these days I'm going to surprise Zooks with a case of freeze pops.

I often fantasize about the day my doorbell will ring and a somewhat attractive hooker is standing there with a case of freeze pops and note that says "Enjoy yourself. Love CatFish Bill"

Jesus, people around here used to fall all over themselves when they got a ham.

 

[SofaKings]

One of these days I'm going to surprise Zooks with a case of freeze pops.

I often fantasize about the day my doorbell will ring and a somewhat attractive hooker is standing there with a case of freeze pops and note that says "Enjoy yourself. Love CatFish Bill"

Jesus, people around here used to fall all over themselves when they got a ham.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Well SLB, I know a few ladies in my office that would love both of those things.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well SLB, I know a few ladies in my office that would love both of those things.

I don't know what you are talking about.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

One of these days I'm going to surprise Zooks with a case of freeze pops.

I often fantasize about the day my doorbell will ring and a somewhat attractive hooker is standing there with a case of freeze pops and note that says "Enjoy yourself. Love CatFish Bill"

Jesus, people around here used to fall all over themselves when they got a ham.

My ham wasn't terribly good. The pizza, on the other hand, was quite good.

 

[bostonfred]

Well SLB, I know a few ladies in my office that would love both of those things.

I don't know what you are talking about.

gadzooks and freeze pops?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well SLB, I know a few ladies in my office that would love both of those things.

I don't know what you are talking about.

gadzooks and freeze pops?

 

[YSR]

Well SLB, I know a few ladies in my office that would love both of those things.

I don't know what you are talking about.

Snuggles and Ambien?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well SLB, I know a few ladies in my office that would love both of those things.

I don't know what you are talking about.

Snuggles and Ambien?

in?