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[St. Louis Bob]

You can do eet! You can do eet all night long!

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[Tiger Fan]

Holy crap. Way to go, Bob. Is this your first half marathon? How are your legs holding up?

First one. I'm thr only one here out of 17k wearing two knee braces and khackies. And a pack of smokes.

shorts/windpants/sweatpants down?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

3 hours 5 minutes 40 seconds

 

[Early_10]

Holy crap. Way to go, Bob. Is this your first half marathon? How are your legs holding up?

First one. I'm thr only one here out of 17k wearing two knee braces and khackies. And a pack of smokes.

shorts/windpants/sweatpants down?

as down as his spelling!!GO BOB!! RUN YOUR LITTLE BALD HEAD OFF!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs SLB says we have to take 7 minutes off our time because of our start position.

 

[bostonfred]

Congrats man. Three hours is pretty damn slow. But you did a half marathon. That's huge.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats man. Three hours is pretty damn slow. But you did a half marathon. That's huge.

Sxrew you Fred.

 

[mr. furley]

this has to be a first, no?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

this has to be a first, no?

3:02 and some change official time. I walked the entire thing because of my bad knees. They announced 17k in attendance and I finished just above 10k. I just wanted to see if I could do it. Of course General "Jenner" Malaise smoked my time in his.

 

[bentley]

My God is there some ptp here.

This. There's a reason why the guys in the running threads stalk the photos of the top finishers in the F 25-29 and 30-34 categories in just about every race.

 

[mr. furley]

this has to be a first, no?

3:02 and some change official time. I walked the entire thing because of my bad knees. They announced 17k in attendance and I finished just above 10k. I just wanted to see if I could do it. Of course General "Jenner" Malaise smoked my time in his.

no shame in walking it. that's a helluva hike especially if you aren't doing it regularly.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

this has to be a first, no?

3:02 and some change official time. I walked the entire thing because of my bad knees. They announced 17k in attendance and I finished just above 10k. I just wanted to see if I could do it. Of course General "Jenner" Malaise smoked my time in his.

no shame in walking it. that's a helluva hike especially if you aren't doing it regularly.

I walk my dog 6 miles almost every day and it takes me about 15 minutes a mile. To do this in under 14 minutes a mile was really pushing it. I haven't felt this good in awhile.ETA:mopmath:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Who wants this?

About 12 years ago it was my turn to lead a sales meeting and my subject was this book.

I prefer drinking to reading- how about the bullet points?

Drink as much as you want.Take vitamins.

Exercise

(repeat)

 

[RudiStein]

this has to be a first, no?

3:02 and some change official time. I walked the entire thing because of my bad knees. They announced 17k in attendance and I finished just above 10k. I just wanted to see if I could do it. Of course General "Jenner" Malaise smoked my time in his.

no shame in walking it. that's a helluva hike especially if you aren't doing it regularly.

I walk my dog 6 miles almost every day

Jesus. My dog doesn't even like to walk on grass.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My God is there some ptp here.

This. There's a reason why the guys in the running threads stalk the photos of the top finishers in the F 25-29 and 30-34 categories in just about every race.

Seriously, it was incredible and highly motivating. There were plenty of spectators. Going through the Soulelard area everybody was dressed up like super hero's and drinking Bloody Marys. Of course the sorority girls when we went through SLU were my favorite.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

this has to be a first, no?

3:02 and some change official time. I walked the entire thing because of my bad knees. They announced 17k in attendance and I finished just above 10k. I just wanted to see if I could do it. Of course General "Jenner" Malaise smoked my time in his.

no shame in walking it. that's a helluva hike especially if you aren't doing it regularly.

I walk my dog 6 miles almost every day

Jesus. My dog doesn't even like to walk on grass.

Walk the cat.

 

[bostonfred]

Congrats man. Three hours is pretty damn slow. But you did a half marathon. That's huge.

Sxrew you Fred.

Well, you didn't say you were walking it. In that case, three hours is insanely fast. Did you power walk? Was your fanny pack St. Louis bobbing back and forth while you shimmied your way to the finish line?

 

[bostonfred]

this has to be a first, no?

3:02 and some change official time. I walked the entire thing because of my bad knees. They announced 17k in attendance and I finished just above 10k. I just wanted to see if I could do it. Of course General "Jenner" Malaise smoked my time in his.

no shame in walking it. that's a helluva hike especially if you aren't doing it regularly.

I walk my dog 6 miles almost every day

Jesus. My dog doesn't even like to walk on grass.

Try meth.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Congratulations Bob!

 

[-fish-]

We did the sled race on Saturday. It was awesome. Came in second because we deployed a parachute to stop the sled at the end, which cost us a couple seconds. But if we didn't, we might have died. Here's the winner

. We were at least as fast as these guys, and more aerodynamic. If we didn't have a chute, we would have cleared the fence that these guys land on.I had a ton of pictures and video but in my drunken stupor I lost my camera.

 

[facook]

Nothing says "classy" like a pickup truck beneath which dangles a giant prosthetic scrotum.

ETA: Really? The filter changes rhymes-with-pesticles into ##### and censors it? But "scrotum" is totally kosher? Huh.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

We did the sled race on Saturday. It was awesome. Came in second because we deployed a parachute to stop the sled at the end, which cost us a couple seconds. But if we didn't, we might have died. Here's the winner

 

[-fish-]

yeah, he stood up after the crash, but then fell over. they took him to the hospital as a precaution. turned out he just had a bruised tailbone.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Kick ###.

 

[Frostillicus]

Some good times in Minnesota.

What else you do?

Nye's last night. Rules.

Excellent choice.

 

[RudiStein]

this has to be a first, no?

3:02 and some change official time. I walked the entire thing because of my bad knees. They announced 17k in attendance and I finished just above 10k. I just wanted to see if I could do it. Of course General "Jenner" Malaise smoked my time in his.

no shame in walking it. that's a helluva hike especially if you aren't doing it regularly.

I walk my dog 6 miles almost every day

Jesus. My dog doesn't even like to walk on grass.

Try meth.

I did. It just makes me walk faster.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Holy ####. Just finished the St Louis half marathon. Pretty sure I wont do it again

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So my future wife hates my family. Just found that out. Knock 'em out drag 'em out argument about this. My mom is the devil, apparently. Honestly, she's probably the devils assistant but she aint the ####### devil. FML

 

[Dr. Awesome]

So my future wife hates my family. Just found that out. Knock 'em out drag 'em out argument about this. My mom is the devil, apparently. Honestly, she's probably the devils assistant but she aint the ####### devil. FML

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So my future wife hates my family. Just found that out. Knock 'em out drag 'em out argument about this. My mom is the devil, apparently. Honestly, she's probably the devils assistant but she aint the ####### devil. FML

I've decided to drink this one away. We'll see what happens tomorrow night

 

[Dr. Awesome]

How about you share some details with your i-friends?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

How about you share some details with your i-friends?

What do you want to know?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Was it some recent event between your mom and your lady? Or just a general buildup?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

This may take a while...but I would say it's building

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So, my sister is a "See you next Tuesday". Her nickname is "Princess". She takes this nickname to the extreme. If we order 3 pizzas as a family and at least one of them isn't "only pepperoni" there will be hell to pay. It's not me, nor my siblings (I have 4), its my parents. They accept this and perpetuate it.

Thats what I'm dealing with....at any rate

I ask her, we'll call her Sally, to do a reading at our wedding. Our wedding party is full of people we actually like and she used to do readings at our church years ago. Perfect right?

No, she complains to mom that she wasn't "asked to be in the wedding". I told her she wasn't invited and that we both had friends that we felt more comfortable with as a wedding party. She still #####ed. She's 37. Who the emmer effer complains at 37 that shes not in a wedding??? After the 3rd time she #####ed about it I shurgged it off again and forgot about it. Luckily so did she, for the time being....

So Sally is pissed and best friends with my mom. They probably hang out 3-4 days a week and talk daily. So Sally is feeding lines to my mom about how my future wife (we'll call her Kelly) is not "good enough for me".

We visited my parents house when my brother (who lived with us rent free for a year) decided to move to Ohio last week. My mom had the audacity to ask me if i had any cash to give him so he could get on his feet down there. Fine, here's $50 out of my pocket. Steve ended up with $90, so they had $20 each to "get him on his feet". :facepalm:

Steve probably has nothing to do with this story...wrong...thats when my mother asked about a wedding shower for my fiancee. Mrs Bronk said "Our summer is pretty full. We have X weekend open, and Y weekend open."

My mom said "Well, that will not work. You NEED to change your plans"

I said "Mom, don't worry about a shower if the weekends don't work out, we cant do it those weekends, we'll figure something out another time" I guess that didn't go over well.

So my best man's wife starts plans for a shower on the weekend that we're available. I called my mom and said "Would you like to combine the parties and make it easier on you?"

Of course it's fine for all the invitees, except for Sally so my mom says "We can't do it that weekend." She's out of town. I say, "I don't care, thats the day we're having it"

Mom says "If you guys would just open up your schedule, this would all be ok. Kelly has all these weekends available"



Now Kelly thinks my family hates her, my mom thinks Kelly hates her, everyone hates Sally, and I'm drunk in the middle

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Good soap opera.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Good soap opera.

If I could get $50Grr for a year of cameras in my face, I think I could come a close 2nd to Jersey Shore

 

[bostonfred]

I'm sorry for your loss

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats man. Three hours is pretty damn slow. But you did a half marathon. That's huge.

Sxrew you Fred.

Well, you didn't say you were walking it. In that case, three hours is insanely fast. Did you power walk? Was your fanny pack St. Louis bobbing back and forth while you shimmied your way to the finish line?

I just walked as fast I could for 13.1 miles. It was 90 degrees which is insanely hot for April. No fanny pack. I used to laugh at golfers, fishermen, & hunters for all the dopey stuff they buy for their leisure activity but runners take the cake. I just wore shorts and a shirt a cousin had made for me. Front right pocket, bottle of water, front left, radio and rag to wipe my face and head, back right, phone, back left, pack of smokes & a lighter. Every other person, and I mean EVERY ONE had some sort of spandex/running shorts on. They don't use fanny packs either, no, they have these belts which is something like Batman has. I took particular pleasure in walking past these people as they gasped for air. Not to mention my knee braces. I didn't see anybody else with them although a bunch were wearing some sort of shin brace. I used to love to run but I haven't been able to in a long time. I had surgery on my left knee about a 1.5 years ago and was supposed to get my right one done too. I need something done on both of them now.

Congratulations Bob!

Thanks GB

 

[St. Louis Bob]

That sucks GB.

 

[JaxBill]

I need to stop watching Swamp People before bed.

I had a dream last night that somebody left a window open with no screen at our house. Several iguanas jumped in thru the open window and I had to capture them.

FWIW, we don't have iguanas this far north in FL. Tree frogs and geckos, yes. We have had a few geckos sneak in through open doors before.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Congrats to one SLB and condolences to another.

SLB1> What does ptp stand for? I gather it means eye candy but what does it stand for?

SLB2> Is it weird that out of all that the thing im most curious about is the Salt N Pepa concert? What does your fiance do? :Youmakemewannashoop: But man..sorry about all the wonderful whites of west virgina crap you gotta put up with. People are crazy. When is your wedding anyways?

 

[bostonfred]

SLB1> What does ptp stand for? I gather it means eye candy but what does it stand for?

ptp how can i explain it?I'll take it frame by frame it.To have you all jumping shouting singing it.P is for prime t is for time scratch your templeThe last p, well, that's not so simple...It's sort of like another way to call a cat a kittenIt's five little letters that are missing here.You get it on occasion if the other party is a gaminIt seems I gotta start the explainin.Bust it.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Nice work fred. and thanks.

You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello?

 

[bostonfred]

Nice work fred. and thanks.You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello?

Yes, but there was some confusion when she gave me a friend's number. I originally assumed it was a front, but it turns out that her boyfriend was at her house.

 

[Cassius]

I impulse bought a betta fish yesterday at the mall. I have no idea what I was thinking and immediately regret the decision. It's looking at me as I type this. I think it knows that my negligence will soon bring an end to its life.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Remember that ad campaign for Diet Pepsi in the late 80's/early 90's - "Just one calorie!"?

Whatever happened to that calorie? Did they take something out? Are they rounding down now?

 

[Disco Stu]

So Sally is pissed and best friends with my mom. They probably hang out 3-4 days a week and talk daily. So Sally is feeding lines to my mom about how my future wife (we'll call her Kelly) is not "good enough for me".

Have you and Sally met?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

SLB2> Is it weird that out of all that the thing im most curious about is the Salt N Pepa concert? What does your fiance do? :Youmakemewannashoop: But man..sorry about all the wonderful whites of west virgina crap you gotta put up with. People are crazy. When is your wedding anyways?

July 30 is the date. I'm still hoping for a pardon from the governor.She's a social worker, but picked up a 2nd job as an usher supervisor at a group of theaters around here. Its an easy $12/hr for 5-6 hours of walking around and making sure ushers aren't talking on their cell phones, dealing with seat issues etc etc.Check out this lineup from Saturday nightSalt N PepaNaughty By NatureKool Mo DeeSlick RickDougie FreshDJ KoolApparently it was so hot in there that they found 3 pairs of nylons underneath seats when they were cleaning up. Oh and couple of condoms

So Sally is pissed and best friends with my mom. They probably hang out 3-4 days a week and talk daily. So Sally is feeding lines to my mom about how my future wife (we'll call her Kelly) is not "good enough for me".

Have you and Sally met?

Yeah, she's crazy.I had a few cocktails last night. That read like an infinite amount of ######ed monkeys typed for a half hour and that is what they came up with. Sorry.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

SLB2> Is it weird that out of all that the thing im most curious about is the Salt N Pepa concert? What does your fiance do? :Youmakemewannashoop: But man..sorry about all the wonderful whites of west virgina crap you gotta put up with. People are crazy. When is your wedding anyways?

July 30 is the date. I'm still hoping for a pardon from the governor.She's a social worker, but picked up a 2nd job as an usher supervisor at a group of theaters around here. Its an easy $12/hr for 5-6 hours of walking around and making sure ushers aren't talking on their cell phones, dealing with seat issues etc etc.

Check out this lineup from Saturday night

Salt N Pepa

Naughty By Nature

Kool Mo Dee

Slick Rick

Dougie Fresh

DJ Kool

LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT!

:edloverdance: