GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Mr. Pickles]

Baby boy due Aug. 22.

when is the barn raising for the in-laws new place attached to yours?

Not following.

 

[mr. furley]

Baby boy due Aug. 22.

when is the barn raising for the in-laws new place attached to yours?

Not following.

congratulations anyways <_<

 

[bostonfred]

Everyone says store up your sleep. It doesn't work. But if there's anything fun you do that is not on the internet or takes more than a couple hours in a row of uninterrupted time, do it now.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I didn't even want to be in my own wedding.

 

[bentley]

Congrats, MP!

 

[Tiger Fan]

congrats pickles

 

[Gadzooks]

Baby boy due Aug. 22.

Hhhmm... sounds you like might be in need of some ultrasound gel. I'll save some for you. Oh yeah, and congrats.

 

[RudiStein]

My wife came home with a new bottle of wine last night called Menage a Trois. Just now she opened it and made a point of telling me how awesome it was.

Ain't it a shame that women don't understand subtext? FML.

That's one of my wife's favorite wines. I think her idea of a threesome is her and two other dudes while I hold their coats.

 

[RudiStein]

LET'S TALK BIOLOGICAL ENGINEERING

 

[kevzilla]

I went to check my mail at 8:30 this evening.

It was the first time I'd been outside all day.

 

[SofaKings]

congrats pickles

 

[shuke]

Congrats Pickles and Bentley.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Congrats Pickles and Bentley.

I'm sorry Bentley's Angry Wife.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thanks, all.

Pretty excited. Lots of changes in store.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

A baby sweet pickle! Congrats!!

 

[desert rose]

Congrats, Prof. Pickles. I'm pretty sure you never sleep anyway, so Mrs. P can count on you to do all the night feedings.

 

[heckmanm]

I walked the first half of that (including a detour into the portalet where I smoked some pot and then hauled asssss out of there before anybody could turn me in), rounded the half-way pole and ran the balance. So I bet my splits were bifurcated.

Try some Gold Bond.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

congrats to all the procreators

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Congrats Pickles and bentley. bentley trying to fill up that bus.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats Pickles and Bentley.

Way to not pull out!

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

That's one of my wife's favorite wines.

Same here. At least it's cheap.

 

[Thorn]

Nice work with your pickle, Pickles.

 

[eoMMan]

My brother's voice mail to me last night (swear this is true):

Don't have kids. Listen to me. Don't have kids. Don't *** inside Stacey. Even if she's on the pill. Don't *** inside Stacey. Stay home. Play on-line poker. Drink a jug of wine every night. Don't have kids.

(female name changed)His daughter (my niece) just turned 2.

 

[mr. furley]

My wife came home with a new bottle of wine last night called Menage a Trois. Just now she opened it and made a point of telling me how awesome it was.

Ain't it a shame that women don't understand subtext? FML.

That's one of my wife's favorite wines. I think her idea of a threesome is her and two other dudes while I hold their coats.

clever circumvention of the language filter here

 

[mr. furley]

worse to confuse a guy's girlfriend for his mother?

or his mother for his girlfriend?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

worse to confuse a guy's girlfriend for his mother?or his mother for his girlfriend?

If you call his mother his girlfriend, at worst he'll get a bit embarrassed. If you call his girlfriend his mother, at worst she'll have a mental breakdown and cause him weeks of pain and suffering. Much worse to confuse a guy's girlfriend for his mother.

 

[heckmanm]

worse to confuse a guy's girlfriend for his mother?or his mother for his girlfriend?

Depends if you're having sex with her.

 

[JaxBill]

So, um, GM, with the latest uranium goings-on, what's the update on Project Warehouse?

 

[dharmapunk]

worse to confuse a guy's girlfriend for his mother?

or his mother for his girlfriend?

1. Mistake a guy's GF his mother and you slapped them both.2. Mistake a guy's mom for his GF and you may embarrass him, but you definitely compliment her and plant the seed for a potential hot MILF-BFF menge a trois.

 

[RudiStein]

My wife came home with a new bottle of wine last night called Menage a Trois. Just now she opened it and made a point of telling me how awesome it was.

Ain't it a shame that women don't understand subtext? FML.

That's one of my wife's favorite wines. I think her idea of a threesome is her and two other dudes while I hold their coats.

clever circumvention of the language filter here

Well played.

 

[dharmapunk]

btw I just saw one of those freaks with tattoos all over his face walking in downtown Ithaca. I thought those guys only existed in prison camps and the internet. It was tempting to ask for a photo, but I like my teeth and disease-free ways.

 

[dharmapunk]

My wife came home with a new bottle of wine last night called Menage a Trois. Just now she opened it and made a point of telling me how awesome it was.

Ain't it a shame that women don't understand subtext? FML.

That's one of my wife's favorite wines. I think her idea of a threesome is her and two other dudes while I hold their coats.

clever circumvention of the language filter here

Well played.

Wait, so you didn't intend that? I just realized I think more like Furley than Tanner. And I probably hold my coat too much.

 

[RudiStein]

My wife came home with a new bottle of wine last night called Menage a Trois. Just now she opened it and made a point of telling me how awesome it was.

Ain't it a shame that women don't understand subtext? FML.

That's one of my wife's favorite wines. I think her idea of a threesome is her and two other dudes while I hold their coats.

clever circumvention of the language filter here

Well played.

Wait, so you didn't intend that?

I just realized I think more like Furley than Tanner. And I probably hold my coat too much.

 

[Early_10]

Thanks, all. Pretty excited. Lots of changes in store.

Having a son will likely mellow you slightly. Can't wait to see that. Congrats!

 

[General Malaise]

My wife came home with a new bottle of wine last night called Menage a Trois. Just now she opened it and made a point of telling me how awesome it was.

Ain't it a shame that women don't understand subtext? FML.

That's actually a very good blend for the money. one of my 'go-to' purchases at Rite-Aid. Fabulous < $10 bottle. And yes, the name is sublime.[/wine snob voice]

 

[General Malaise]

Baby boy due Aug. 22.

Hot damn!

 

[General Malaise]

worse to confuse a guy's girlfriend for his mother?or his mother for his girlfriend?

OH OH!!! Do current wife and ex-wife next!

 

[General Malaise]

So, um, GM, with the latest uranium goings-on, what's the update on Project Warehouse?

well, uranium was never an option for storage, which i'm sure you knew....but now that it's being sold off like E-Toys stock, I'm trying to convince the guys to consider vertical rack storage for boats.

 

[General Malaise]

Lotta babies up in this joint.

Any plans?

Plans? No.

 

[shuke]

My wife came home with a new bottle of wine last night called Menage a Trois. Just now she opened it and made a point of telling me how awesome it was.

Ain't it a shame that women don't understand subtext? FML.

That's actually a very good blend for the money. one of my 'go-to' purchases at Rite-Aid. Fabulous < $10 bottle. And yes, the name is sublime.[/wine snob voice]

You and Rite-Aid.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So, um, GM, with the latest uranium goings-on, what's the update on Project Warehouse?

well, uranium was never an option for storage, which i'm sure you knew....but now that it's being sold off like E-Toys stock, I'm trying to convince the guys to consider vertical rack storage for boats.

Yeah, you could probably fill it with my tears.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long

 

[-fish-]

My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long

I missed the reference and thought this was just another Dawn/Don thing. Carry on.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I, too, enjoy Mitch Hedberg.

 

[Exit 1]

My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long

I have a similiar issue. My ex was named Lori and my new one is named Laurie.

 

[dharmapunk]

My wife came home with a new bottle of wine last night called Menage a Trois. Just now she opened it and made a point of telling me how awesome it was.

Ain't it a shame that women don't understand subtext? FML.

That's actually a very good blend for the money. one of my 'go-to' purchases at Rite-Aid. Fabulous < $10 bottle. And yes, the name is sublime.[/wine snob voice]

Yea, I liked the taste. Very fruity without being overwhelming. Am I speaking good winesnob here? I dunno.

 

[RudiStein]

My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long

I have a similiar issue. My ex was named Lori and my new one is named Laurie.

And they are pronounced EXACTLY the same.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long

I have a similiar issue. My ex was named Lori and my new one is named Laurie.

And they are pronounced EXACTLY the same.

Like Tour-ey or Tori?

 

[heckmanm]

My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long

I have a similiar issue. My ex was named Lori and my new one is named Laurie.

Oh, as if those two sound alike. eta - dammit. Knew I should have refreshed first!

 

[RudiStein]

My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn". Every now and then I screw up, I call my new girlfriend by my old girlfriend's name, and she can tell because I don't say "n" as long

I have a similiar issue. My ex was named Lori and my new one is named Laurie.

And they are pronounced EXACTLY the same.

Like Tour-ey or Tori?

TORE + E