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Good news! I emailed the teacher organizing the trip and asked him to place my son on the waiting list in case anyone cancels. He said to try the site again as they decided to add 10 seats. He's in. :pickle: Looks like a great tour, I'm so excited for him! Can't wait to tell him. :excited:
Won't they need an extra seat for your son's ####?
:lmao: Jerks, the lot of you!If they charge him for extra baggage, thats his cash!
 
I'm out for lunch and my waitress would win pretty much any best ### contest, then she turns around and BAM perfect double-Ds. To top it off she's wearing Chuck Taylors and has a little tiny nose piercing. Pretty sure I'm having a third beer and just not going back to work. Or home.

 
Should I PM Stu for advice? So far I've said

"Hi"

"Coors Light"

"Tall"

"Yes another"

"Cajun Wings"

"Good"

"Great"

"One more"

How am I doing?

 
My neighbor drove his SUV into a Doctor's office, like into the building, on purpose.

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My old landlord drove right into the police station waiting room, smashed, to record the 6th DUI of his career. That one finally landed him in the "prison" of his choice. He went up the road to this killer joint in Malibu, replete with driving range and all. :cool:
 
On a scale of 1-woz how creepy is it to take a pic of your waitress's butt with the sole intention of posting it in this thread?

Does it matter if it's a terrible pic from far away?

 
'Buck Bradcanon said:
LOOK AT ME I HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT
I like to have a layer between me and the IRS. I'm all for a flat tax.
'RudiStein said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Early_10 said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Anyone commit a felony lately?
It's a thin line. If I switch out the pants on a two piece outfit for a different size, is it shoplifting? What if the pants didn't belong with the top at all?
Only if they're crotchless.
'Early_10 said:
I went to a meeting Tuesday night at the high school about the senior trip next year to Europe. 16 year old wants to go even if he has to pay for it entirely himself. So after the meeting hubby and I agree he can go and we'll pay half. We have until Friday to sign him up and get an earlybird discount. Son calls from school yesterday asking if I signed him up online yet cause a lot of kids are already signed up. I log on to do it and it's already full.
I was supposed to go to France when I was 15 but then flight 847 gets hijacked and the school canceled the trip. I had my pick up line ready and everything. Souhaitez-vous voir mon oui oui? <_<
I went to the UK when I was 17 for my HS graduation present...alone. :unsure:I don't even want my 18 year old to have a driver's license.
My plans to nail wined up French teenaged salopes has changed very little.
 
'Frostillicus said:
I said I have a phone not some super wizard computer
Text it to some FBG and let them do it.
Pull a Finless and just text a picture of bosoms to me with no explanation. Always a grand idea to do this to a married guy.Edited to comply with language filter.
Change Finless to Homer and I concur."Dude, WTF?""What do you see?""Half my #### walking out the front door of my house."
 
'Frostillicus said:
I said I have a phone not some super wizard computer
Text it to some FBG and let them do it.
Pull a Finless and just text a picture of bosoms to me with no explanation. Always a grand idea to do this to a married guy.Edited to comply with language filter.
Change Finless to Homer and I concur."Dude, WTF?""What do you see?""Half my #### walking out the front door of my house."
Then I noticed the naked chick actually looked like Homer Simpson. :bag:
 
'Frostillicus said:
Should I PM Stu for advice? So far I've said

"Hi"

"Coors Light"

"Tall"

"Yes another"

"Cajun Wings"

"Good"

"Great"

"One more"

How am I doing?
I have a friend that is a director, can I get a pic of you to send to him? Great, thanks, now turn around.

BTW

WTF has Hack been?

 
'Frostillicus said:
On a scale of 1-woz how creepy is it to take a pic of your waitress's butt with the sole intention of posting it in this thread? Does it matter if it's a terrible pic from far away?
If for some reason you can't close the deal with her, put in a good word for me. Tell her I've got freeze pops and ultra sound gel.
 

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