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I forgot to decrease my withholding after we had a baby last year so we got an enormous refund from state and feds. I'm celebrating by getting a babysitter and taking the wife to see the New Pornographers on Monday.

 
'commisholio said:
I forgot to decrease my withholding after we had a baby last year so we got an enormous refund from state and feds. I'm celebrating by getting a babysitter and taking the wife to see the New Pornographers on Monday.
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:lmao:I did this too, but I still didn't get a refund. CPA: You owe $1,XXX,XXX,XXX,XXX,XXX,XXXSLB: HFSCPA: Sorry.SLB: Oh yeah, did I tell you I had another kid last year?CPA: No.
 
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My wife just went to a job interview. The female interviewer had a piece of cake on her desk. It was shaped and decorated in detail (veins, etc..) like a penis.

:confused:

 
'Buck Bradcanon said:
LOOK AT ME I HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT
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I hired one this year and it was the best thing I did. Wife had her own business first part of last year and he simply stated we just weren't writing enough off through it. A few receipts here, some recollection of more miles driven there and WA LA we're getting a REFUND from the Feds (though we still owe the state). I haven't had a refund in years.But that's not all. Accountant looks at my W2 and realizes my cheapasss CFO who does his own payroll didn't deduct my 401K contribution off box 1 like he should have. He said to check 2009 return because chances are he did the same thing last year and even better chance that my stupid drunk butt didn't even consider it while doing TurboTax. Sure enough, I missed it last year, meaning my accountant will amend my 2009 return and his numbers indicate a huge refund coming from both the Feds and the State. Course, I won't get either for weeks, but at least I found this out and at least it's getting amended.My CFO was none to pleased to learn he had to amend his payroll taxes for 2010 & 2009, but hey...his screw up. Accountant route was best thing I ever did.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Buck Bradcanon said:
LOOK AT ME I HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT
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I hired one this year and it was the best thing I did. Wife had her own business first part of last year and he simply stated we just weren't writing enough off through it. A few receipts here, some recollection of more miles driven there and WA LA we're getting a REFUND from the Feds (though we still owe the state). I haven't had a refund in years.But that's not all. Accountant looks at my W2 and realizes my cheapasss CFO who does his own payroll didn't deduct my 401K contribution off box 1 like he should have. He said to check 2009 return because chances are he did the same thing last year and even better chance that my stupid drunk butt didn't even consider it while doing TurboTax. Sure enough, I missed it last year, meaning my accountant will amend my 2009 return and his numbers indicate a huge refund coming from both the Feds and the State. Course, I won't get either for weeks, but at least I found this out and at least it's getting amended.

My CFO was none to pleased to learn he had to amend his payroll taxes for 2010 & 2009, but hey...his screw up. Accountant route was best thing I ever did.
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:goodposting: Congrats on the refund. :thumbup:

I'm like a drunken monkey with a fistful of Show Biz Pizza tokens waiting for my guy to call.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'General Malaise said:
'Buck Bradcanon said:
LOOK AT ME I HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT
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I hired one this year and it was the best thing I did. Wife had her own business first part of last year and he simply stated we just weren't writing enough off through it. A few receipts here, some recollection of more miles driven there and WA LA we're getting a REFUND from the Feds (though we still owe the state). I haven't had a refund in years.But that's not all. Accountant looks at my W2 and realizes my cheapasss CFO who does his own payroll didn't deduct my 401K contribution off box 1 like he should have. He said to check 2009 return because chances are he did the same thing last year and even better chance that my stupid drunk butt didn't even consider it while doing TurboTax. Sure enough, I missed it last year, meaning my accountant will amend my 2009 return and his numbers indicate a huge refund coming from both the Feds and the State. Course, I won't get either for weeks, but at least I found this out and at least it's getting amended.

My CFO was none to pleased to learn he had to amend his payroll taxes for 2010 & 2009, but hey...his screw up. Accountant route was best thing I ever did.
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:goodposting: Congrats on the refund. :thumbup:

I'm like a drunken monkey with a fistful of Show Biz Pizza tokens waiting for my guy to call.
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lol

Where a drunk can be a drunk. *ding*

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'General Malaise said:
'Buck Bradcanon said:
LOOK AT ME I HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT
Click to expand...
I hired one this year and it was the best thing I did. Wife had her own business first part of last year and he simply stated we just weren't writing enough off through it. A few receipts here, some recollection of more miles driven there and WA LA we're getting a REFUND from the Feds (though we still owe the state). I haven't had a refund in years.But that's not all. Accountant looks at my W2 and realizes my cheapasss CFO who does his own payroll didn't deduct my 401K contribution off box 1 like he should have. He said to check 2009 return because chances are he did the same thing last year and even better chance that my stupid drunk butt didn't even consider it while doing TurboTax. Sure enough, I missed it last year, meaning my accountant will amend my 2009 return and his numbers indicate a huge refund coming from both the Feds and the State. Course, I won't get either for weeks, but at least I found this out and at least it's getting amended.

My CFO was none to pleased to learn he had to amend his payroll taxes for 2010 & 2009, but hey...his screw up. Accountant route was best thing I ever did.
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:goodposting: Congrats on the refund. :thumbup:

I'm like a drunken monkey with a fistful of Show Biz Pizza tokens waiting for my guy to call.
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I'm pretty excited. I can't believe I missed this last year as I've contributed to a 401K for over a decade and know the deduction comes out of Box 1. And considering I nearly maxed out both years, I should have spotted this right away. But I didn't. So, like I said, both the Feds and Oregon owe me big time. The Feds, he says, are usually 12 weeks turnaround time on an amended filing. Oregon? 6 freaking months. :hot:
 
Ahhhhh, yes. Today my good friends is OPENING DAY! Well, not for baseball, mind you. And not really for any major sport, but for those who closely follow the electric fever that is MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER, the Portland Timbers play their innagural game tonight at something called Jeld Wen Field. And folks, really...if you can't get excited watching an expansion soccer team play its first ever game in this gorgeous weather with a 6 year old in tow, well then I just can't help you. Nobody can.

Yup...tonight should be a rocking and rolling experience. :mellow:

GO THE TIMBERS!!!!!

P andS Truck, I'll be bringing my vuvuzela.

 
'Early_10 said:
Good news! I emailed the teacher organizing the trip and asked him to place my son on the waiting list in case anyone cancels. He said to try the site again as they decided to add 10 seats. He's in. :pickle: Looks like a great tour, I'm so excited for him! Can't wait to tell him. :excited:
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Right now I'm learning French from my neighbor, who spent 3 years in France teaching English. The man is an enigma wrapped in a oddity. He has zero body hair due to some obscure illness, making him look like a big pale alien. He tends to a small pine groove as a matter of religious devotion. He speaks devotedly of "the goddess," which I think is the Earth or some other dirty woman worthy of being plowed. He told me on a number of occasions that he believes in medieval alchemy as a philosophy of life, then one day I picked him up from the bus stop and he had the public library's copy of The Idiot's Guide to Alchemy. Il est tres etrange. But also harmless. From him I know that your son should be very vocal about being Canadian, not American, or the French will treat your him like total merde (they probably will anyway). If they do, he should be sure to say, "Ca fait chier!" (That's f!@*ing annnoying!). Also "Putain merde!" (f!@#ing sh@t!) could come in handy.

I meet the alien tomorrow. I'll be sure to ask for pickup lines and different ways to ask for alcohol and prostitutes.

 
'dharmapunk said:
'Early_10 said:
Good news! I emailed the teacher organizing the trip and asked him to place my son on the waiting list in case anyone cancels. He said to try the site again as they decided to add 10 seats. He's in. :pickle: Looks like a great tour, I'm so excited for him! Can't wait to tell him. :excited:
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Right now I'm learning French from my neighbor, who spent 3 years in France teaching English. The man is an enigma wrapped in a oddity. He has zero body hair due to some obscure illness, making him look like a big pale alien. He tends to a small pine groove as a matter of religious devotion. He speaks devotedly of "the goddess," which I think is the Earth or some other dirty woman worthy of being plowed. He told me on a number of occasions that he believes in medieval alchemy as a philosophy of life, then one day I picked him up from the bus stop and he had the public library's copy of The Idiot's Guide to Alchemy. Il est tres etrange. But also harmless. From him I know that your son should be very vocal about being Canadian, not American, or the French will treat your him like total merde (they probably will anyway). If they do, he should be sure to say, "Ca fait chier!" (That's f!@*ing annnoying!). Also "Putain merde!" (f!@#ing sh@t!) could come in handy.

I meet the alien tomorrow. I'll be sure to ask for pickup lines and different ways to ask for alcohol and prostitutes.
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We, Canadians, already know that. I remember when my class was going to Europe in '91 and the teacher handed out Canadian flag pins so the group wouldn't be mistaken as Americans. They apparently don't like your "take over" attitude. :popcorn: I've still got the Canada flag pin. I'll make sure he wears it.

 
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'Early_10 said:
'dharmapunk said:
'Early_10 said:
Good news! I emailed the teacher organizing the trip and asked him to place my son on the waiting list in case anyone cancels. He said to try the site again as they decided to add 10 seats. He's in. :pickle: Looks like a great tour, I'm so excited for him! Can't wait to tell him. :excited:
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Right now I'm learning French from my neighbor, who spent 3 years in France teaching English. The man is an enigma wrapped in a oddity. He has zero body hair due to some obscure illness, making him look like a big pale alien. He tends to a small pine groove as a matter of religious devotion. He speaks devotedly of "the goddess," which I think is the Earth or some other dirty woman worthy of being plowed. He told me on a number of occasions that he believes in medieval alchemy as a philosophy of life, then one day I picked him up from the bus stop and he had the public library's copy of The Idiot's Guide to Alchemy. Il est tres etrange. But also harmless. From him I know that your son should be very vocal about being Canadian, not American, or the French will treat your him like total merde (they probably will anyway). If they do, he should be sure to say, "Ca fait chier!" (That's f!@*ing annnoying!). Also "Putain merde!" (f!@#ing sh@t!) could come in handy.

I meet the alien tomorrow. I'll be sure to ask for pickup lines and different ways to ask for alcohol and prostitutes.
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We, Canadians, already know that. I remember when my class was going to Europe in '91 and the teacher handed out Canadian flag pins so the group wouldn't be mistaken as Americans. They apparently don't like your "take over" attitude. :popcorn: I've still got the Canada flag pin. I'll make sure he wears it.
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Yeah, the French have never "taken over" anything.
 
'Early_10 said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
My breakfast:1 banana6 eggs1 carrotHalf a pound of cheese :unsure:
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Three vegan broads in 6 hours?
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No. I just ate a ####load of cheese. I couldn't stop. A little over 8 ounces. It was delicious. I started biting into the block like an apple. I really like cheese. This isn't the most cheese I've eaten in one sitting. I may have a problem. :bag:
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Thats a lot of fat. Good luck with that.
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I'm 6'3" and have dropped weight as of late. I'm down to 162. :unsure:
 
'Dr. Awesome said:
'Early_10 said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Dr. Awesome said:
My breakfast:1 banana6 eggs1 carrotHalf a pound of cheese :unsure:
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Three vegan broads in 6 hours?
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No. I just ate a ####load of cheese. I couldn't stop. A little over 8 ounces. It was delicious. I started biting into the block like an apple. I really like cheese. This isn't the most cheese I've eaten in one sitting. I may have a problem. :bag:
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Thats a lot of fat. Good luck with that.
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I'm 6'3" and have dropped weight as of late. I'm down to 162. :unsure:
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I would eat fried chicken every night followed by a Lipitor sundae.
 
'Early_10 said:
Good news! I emailed the teacher organizing the trip and asked him to place my son on the waiting list in case anyone cancels. He said to try the site again as they decided to add 10 seats. He's in. :pickle: Looks like a great tour, I'm so excited for him! Can't wait to tell him. :excited:
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Son, good news, I spoke with your teacher and you get to go. Even better, i was invited to chaparoneGive him a few days before telling the truth
 
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