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No comparison. Did you read my next post? Cats are independent creatures. Every time we left for a night, we had to get someone to care for the dogs. The cat is good for a week...fill his bowls and change his litter. There are exceptions to everything but if you travel at all or aren't home a lot, rethink Brad!To completely disagree here -I've never really been a huge pet person. I had dogs growing up, and they were always cool, but didn't want one of my own. I always thought cats were stupid.When I first started working here (you can probably find the thread still), there were 3 stray kittens that walked into our offices here. I was worried the last one wouldn't find a home, so I took him home.He has behavioral issues, he sometimes can't find the litter box, and he sheds like crazy.But to me, he's the greatest thing in the world, and you'd be hard-pressed to find any object (and very few people) that I wouldn't give up for this stupid cat. You don't have to be a "pet person" to fall in love with a pet. Sometimes, you just take one home.If you're not "dog people", don't do this. It's like an inlaw that never leaves...and you have to pick up it's shiit.Can someone direct me to a dog ownership thread? My wife and I are not pet people..but I think with 2 kids we are getting close to getting a dog.. possibly soon.We have no clue what to expect and are woefully unprepared. I cant search the forum for "dog" cause its 3 letters.Also, any advice in this thread would be equally helpful..but mostly just looking for a thread to get me started.
Happy 4/20 GM! Whats the new Mrs' stance on happy grass?I'd probably eat a tub of whale spew if it meant getting my dog Kona back. He died way too young and was the greatest dog ever. Stupid cancer. His replacement dog Miss Cleo, on the other hand....I'd probably let a whale rape me to keep her where she is today.
Teat!!
That's the spirit!
JTC's paranoid thread about how we'll regret what we write and what people know about us in 50 years has me a bit...paranoid to discuss my or my family's views about controversial subjects like happy grass. Though truthfully, that cat exited my Crown Royal velvet bag for me years ago, so my permanent record is stained like my bong soaked bachelor carpet I bought to celebrate my 2008 emancipation. Suffice it to say, I get treated like a big boy now, capable of determining what's best for me and when. Armed with a long leash, I tend to take up less and less grass, so to speak. And I'm much much happier for it.But for the record, the Mrs's is soooooooo cooooooooool (just not for the next 9 months or so)Happy 4/20 GM! Whats the new Mrs' stance on happy grass?I'd probably eat a tub of whale spew if it meant getting my dog Kona back. He died way too young and was the greatest dog ever. Stupid cancer. His replacement dog Miss Cleo, on the other hand....I'd probably let a whale rape me to keep her where she is today.
Yeah, that's where I'm at with my in-laws. I tell them I love them and my wife does that with my family and vice versa. But we're a bunch of drunken looneys and I say "I LOVE YOU" like Early adopts children.Mrs. TF's parent's are deceased, but I say "Love you" to her grandmother. Mrs. TF and both of my parents regularly exchange "love yous"
Mrs. SLB has never, ever, nagged me about ANYTHING. That's the good news. The bad news is I've already burned at least 20 years off my life. Pretty sure that's part of her plan.JTC's paranoid thread about how we'll regret what we write and what people know about us in 50 years has me a bit...paranoid to discuss my or my family's views about controversial subjects like happy grass. Though truthfully, that cat exited my Crown Royal velvet bag for me years ago, so my permanent record is stained like my bong soaked bachelor carpet I bought to celebrate my 2008 emancipation. Suffice it to say, I get treated like a big boy now, capable of determining what's best for me and when. Armed with a long leash, I tend to take up less and less grass, so to speak. And I'm much much happier for it.But for the record, the Mrs's is soooooooo cooooooooool (just not for the next 9 months or so)Happy 4/20 GM! Whats the new Mrs' stance on happy grass?I'd probably eat a tub of whale spew if it meant getting my dog Kona back. He died way too young and was the greatest dog ever. Stupid cancer. His replacement dog Miss Cleo, on the other hand....I'd probably let a whale rape me to keep her where she is today.
This makes me feel so much less special.Yeah, that's where I'm at with my in-laws. I tell them I love them and my wife does that with my family and vice versa. But we're a bunch of drunken looneys and I say "I LOVE YOU" like Early adopts children.Mrs. TF's parent's are deceased, but I say "Love you" to her grandmother. Mrs. TF and both of my parents regularly exchange "love yous"
I don't get much in the way of nagging either. I'd never considered ulterior motives. So, you know, THANKS FOR THAT.Mrs. SLB has never, ever, nagged me about ANYTHING. That's the good news. The bad news is I've already burned at least 20 years off my life. Pretty sure that's part of her plan.JTC's paranoid thread about how we'll regret what we write and what people know about us in 50 years has me a bit...paranoid to discuss my or my family's views about controversial subjects like happy grass. Though truthfully, that cat exited my Crown Royal velvet bag for me years ago, so my permanent record is stained like my bong soaked bachelor carpet I bought to celebrate my 2008 emancipation. Suffice it to say, I get treated like a big boy now, capable of determining what's best for me and when. Armed with a long leash, I tend to take up less and less grass, so to speak. And I'm much much happier for it.But for the record, the Mrs's is soooooooo cooooooooool (just not for the next 9 months or so)Happy 4/20 GM! Whats the new Mrs' stance on happy grass?I'd probably eat a tub of whale spew if it meant getting my dog Kona back. He died way too young and was the greatest dog ever. Stupid cancer. His replacement dog Miss Cleo, on the other hand....I'd probably let a whale rape me to keep her where she is today.
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Yeah, but I LOVE YOU, love you.This makes me feel so much less special.Yeah, that's where I'm at with my in-laws. I tell them I love them and my wife does that with my family and vice versa. But we're a bunch of drunken looneys and I say "I LOVE YOU" like Early adopts children.Mrs. TF's parent's are deceased, but I say "Love you" to her grandmother. Mrs. TF and both of my parents regularly exchange "love yous"
Do IT!
Mine, unfortunately, is not.
Oh, good, I see we've got the machine that goes 'Bing!'
Quit trying to take my job.
I don't think "weed on your record" is going to be a big deal 10 years from now, let alone 20 or so.JTC's paranoid thread about how we'll regret what we write and what people know about us in 50 years has me a bit...paranoid to discuss my or my family's views about controversial subjects like happy grass. Though truthfully, that cat exited my Crown Royal velvet bag for me years ago, so my permanent record is stained like my bong soaked bachelor carpet I bought to celebrate my 2008 emancipation. Suffice it to say, I get treated like a big boy now, capable of determining what's best for me and when. Armed with a long leash, I tend to take up less and less grass, so to speak. And I'm much much happier for it.But for the record, the Mrs's is soooooooo cooooooooool (just not for the next 9 months or so)Happy 4/20 GM! Whats the new Mrs' stance on happy grass?I'd probably eat a tub of whale spew if it meant getting my dog Kona back. He died way too young and was the greatest dog ever. Stupid cancer. His replacement dog Miss Cleo, on the other hand....I'd probably let a whale rape me to keep her where she is today.
Hell, it's probably less damning than an ankle tattoo right now.I don't think "weed on your record" is going to be a big deal 10 years from now, let alone 20 or so.JTC's paranoid thread about how we'll regret what we write and what people know about us in 50 years has me a bit...paranoid to discuss my or my family's views about controversial subjects like happy grass. Though truthfully, that cat exited my Crown Royal velvet bag for me years ago, so my permanent record is stained like my bong soaked bachelor carpet I bought to celebrate my 2008 emancipation. Suffice it to say, I get treated like a big boy now, capable of determining what's best for me and when. Armed with a long leash, I tend to take up less and less grass, so to speak. And I'm much much happier for it.But for the record, the Mrs's is soooooooo cooooooooool (just not for the next 9 months or so)Happy 4/20 GM! Whats the new Mrs' stance on happy grass?I'd probably eat a tub of whale spew if it meant getting my dog Kona back. He died way too young and was the greatest dog ever. Stupid cancer. His replacement dog Miss Cleo, on the other hand....I'd probably let a whale rape me to keep her where she is today.
Yep, videoguy alias. Buck, I work in TV. Nothing exciting, a lot more boring than it used to be. But my life does have random adventure in it from time to time.
). I couldn't think of anything else to say but "Ned? Ned Ryerson?" 
YSR = The gal we're forced to recruit to legitimatize the whole thing. She's a wreck at work/home...struggling with a guy she is losing patience with (played fabulously by KevZilla) and would walk away and lie if it meant a trip to Europe.Sacamano = Think Daniel Stern in City Slickers. He almost has to go. Doesn't want to, but screwed his marriage up so bad that he has to run away.This could be a fun write....anyone?
I wish I was you.With both an interview and booze in my immediate futureAnybody else spend their morning in a full flop-sweat at a job interview? Anyone? Bueller?Ima go get drunk now.
I wish I was you.With a job in my present.I wish I was you.With both an interview and booze in my immediate futureAnybody else spend their morning in a full flop-sweat at a job interview? Anyone? Bueller?Ima go get drunk now.
Love you,Gadzooks
