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'Thorn said:
Nice.I was working a live sports call-in show, and Joe Pepitone was our guest one day. A caller got on the air and asked, "The first time you got to play at Yankee Stadium, did you get a boner?" Without missing a beat, he said, "Bonus? No, I didn't get a bonus until we won the World Series. Next caller." Smooth dude.
Just found it myself. Didn't see it in My Content. But I am, apparently, a moron, so who knows. 
Wow. No idea you were going through anything. Good luck, hon.This past week has held both the best and worst days of my life. The worst wasn't even when I had to call the police to have him removed or when I packed his bags and told him that after 21 years together we were done. It was when the social worker told me the girls couldn't stay here until they completed an investigation. The best day was the next day when I kept the boys out of school and pipped off at the games arcade all day. PHEWWW!! It's going to be okay. It's going to be better than okay. I should have no issue getting the girls back in short order, I did nothing wrong and protected them, all my children, put them first at every turn. I was the one who told the police that I had children in care. I did everything right. I'm done hiding his problems, I'm ready to get it all out there. It's so freeing!!I was married to an alcoholic. I don't want to be anymore.
Is she walking funny?
I will stab you
only live once1 1/2 cups half-and-half cream3/4 cup butter1 1/3 cups brown sugarJesus
Today the kids are learning about business/money/free market etc. We're watching a video on capitalism and how for-profit businesses usually provide better service/products than non-profits. There's a segment in the video on a company that trains and certifies life guards. The point is that because they're motivated to make a profit they do a better job than the Red Cross.Any way...Me: So this guy wants to do a good job so he can get more contracts. A contract with a country club might lead to a contract with a city parks and rec...Girl: What? A country club?Me: Excuse me?Girl: Did you say 'country club'?Me: Yes Girl: Why would a country club have a pool?Me:
Why wouldn't they?Girl: So they have pools there?Me: Well not all of them but the country clubs I've seen have swimming pools.Girl: I don't get it. Why would they have pools there?Me: (really freaking confused now) So people can swim. Why else would somebody have a pool.Girl: That's really weird.Me: Ummm...not really. What do you think people do at country clubs?Girl: I dunno...dance, listen to bands, drink beer.Me: :facepalm: Kara? Do you think I mean a 'country bar' like Trout's in Oildale or the Crystal Palace?Girl: Yeah. What are you talking about?
:confetti:
I don't know where I'd be without my baby girl.
Every morning I bring my 3-year old to preschool. Depending on what the 9-month old is doing, sometimes my wife is awake to help and sometimes she is sleeping. One day last week the wife was sleeping so I got her ready by picking out her clothes, getting her dressed, and bringing her to school. When we walked in the teacher says, "Abby, did you pick out your own clothes this morning." I quickly said yes.
This is a frequent occurrence in our household. Sadly I don't have an excuse for myself.
I'm leaving Wednesday morning with 7 of my best friends for three straight days of drinking, smoking, gambling, fishing, golfing, lots of eating and even more gambling.'YSR said:
GL on the wedding, I don't believe it's a coincidence that you picked the same day as my first date with Mrs. SLB.
Was she your 2nd?E10> Please pick the member of the GMTAN that you're going to have rebound sex with so we can kill all the suspense. TIA.'Idiot Boxer said:
Nominate:Was she your 2nd?E10> Please pick the member of the GMTAN that you're going to have rebound sex with so we can kill all the suspense. TIA.'Idiot Boxer said:
secondedOh and stay strong Early...Nominate:Was she your 2nd?E10> Please pick the member of the GMTAN that you're going to have rebound sex with so we can kill all the suspense. TIA.'Idiot Boxer said:MacArtist
Yes. Our son was born 2 months premature. We'd always discussed having three kids, but after the scare, we thought briefly of only having one (briefly). Our daughter was born 2 yrs. 3 mos. after her older brother and I can't imagine a world without her. (That said, we did bag the idea of three kids).Was she your 2nd?E10> Please pick the member of the GMTAN that you're going to have rebound sex with so we can kill all the suspense. TIA.'Idiot Boxer said:
E10> Please pick the member of the GMTAN that you're going to have rebound sex with so we can kill all the suspense. TIA.
If we play our cards right, we could probably convince Mrs. IB to join.
Where you headed? Casinos nearby or elsewhere?Thanks for the good wishes. We went to get our marriage license this morning, and thank goodness we did. There's a 3 day validation period since we didn't go through the "state sanctioned" marriage counseling. Can't even imagine what that counseling would be like, based on the literature we got at the courthouse this morning (12 pages of "this is what marriage is in the state of FL", 8-9 pages of which were about divorce). So, the license isn't good until Friday, which is cutting it close since we are supposed to get married Saturday.I'm leaving Wednesday morning with 7 of my best friends for three straight days of drinking, smoking, gambling, fishing, golfing, lots of eating and even more gambling.'YSR said:
Even if it isn't "good" on Saturday you can still get married. Just have the minister/officiant whatever to fudge about the date.Where you headed? Casinos nearby or elsewhere?Thanks for the good wishes. We went to get our marriage license this morning, and thank goodness we did. There's a 3 day validation period since we didn't go through the "state sanctioned" marriage counseling. Can't even imagine what that counseling would be like, based on the literature we got at the courthouse this morning (12 pages of "this is what marriage is in the state of FL", 8-9 pages of which were about divorce). So, the license isn't good until Friday, which is cutting it close since we are supposed to get married Saturday.I'm leaving Wednesday morning with 7 of my best friends for three straight days of drinking, smoking, gambling, fishing, golfing, lots of eating and even more gambling.'YSR said:
This started about 20 years ago with Lake Erie which then transitioned to Lake Lanier in Georgia. This will be the second year we are going to my parents house at Table Rock Lake. It's definitely more fun going on a long road trip but as we've gotten older, the trip back is just a bit too much.Where you headed? Casinos nearby or elsewhere?bout divorce). So, the license isn't good until Friday, which is cutting it close since we are supposed to get married Saturday.I'm leaving Wednesday morning with 7 of my best friends for three straight days of drinking, smoking, gambling, fishing, golfing, lots of eating and even more gambling.'YSR said:
Is this some sort of euphemism? Like "I'd let Jerry Tarkanian put his dogs in my bathtub"?
We have yet to receive the signed contract back. Not looking good.
You really can't figure out what that means?
Start finding your money.My monthly IRA statement was just delivered it is now only in Mrs. SLB's name.
So your message Sunday was even before knowing? Man, you are too sweet. (If Watson would forget for a night that he's married...)IBs wife is f'n hot. I don't think Mac and I have ever posted in the same thread beyond this one. No go.
Her reply:
Handshakes only.Actually did a great wedding Saturday. Huge bridal party and a ton of guests. The bride was the niece of a woman I work with. One of the bridesmaids was another co-worker. I think I did a pretty damn good job if I do say so myself.We have yet to receive the signed contract back. Not looking good.
