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'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Frosty>Wanna get hammered on Wednesday night? Flying in to MPLS for the afternoon and then have to drive to Fargo either Wed night or Thurs morning :popcorn: :banned:
Unfortunately that's the wife's birthday and I'm guessing me getting drunk with some dude from the internet is not how she'd like to spend it.
What about her getting drunk with some dude from the internet?
What if he threw in a meat raffle??
:lmao: I hope you stay this funny after you get married.
 
Just checked out on FB, very nice. I would totally do her.
Am I FB friends with IB? I honestly can't remember. Somebody check and get back to me.
I don't think so. If I'm right about whose alias this is.
Harrison Stevens
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Frosty>Wanna get hammered on Wednesday night? Flying in to MPLS for the afternoon and then have to drive to Fargo either Wed night or Thurs morning :popcorn: :banned:
Unfortunately that's the wife's birthday and I'm guessing me getting drunk with some dude from the internet is not how she'd like to spend it.
might as well ask her just to be sure.
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Frosty>Wanna get hammered on Wednesday night? Flying in to MPLS for the afternoon and then have to drive to Fargo either Wed night or Thurs morning :popcorn: :banned:
Unfortunately that's the wife's birthday and I'm guessing me getting drunk with some dude from the internet is not how she'd like to spend it.
What about her getting drunk with some dude from the internet?
Only if I can stay home.
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Frosty>Wanna get hammered on Wednesday night? Flying in to MPLS for the afternoon and then have to drive to Fargo either Wed night or Thurs morning :popcorn: :banned:
Unfortunately that's the wife's birthday and I'm guessing me getting drunk with some dude from the internet is not how she'd like to spend it.
What about her getting drunk with some dude from the internet?
What if he threw in a meat raffle??
Then we're in.
 
Just checked out on FB, very nice. I would totally do her.
Am I FB friends with IB? I honestly can't remember. Somebody check and get back to me.
I don't think so. If I'm right about whose alias this is.
:unsure:
 
When my divorce is final (YEAH MAN!!!)
:o
This past week has held both the best and worst days of my life. The worst wasn't even when I had to call the police to have him removed or when I packed his bags and told him that after 21 years together we were done. It was when the social worker told me the girls couldn't stay here until they completed an investigation. The best day was the next day when I kept the boys out of school and pipped off at the games arcade all day. PHEWWW!! It's going to be okay. It's going to be better than okay. I should have no issue getting the girls back in short order, I did nothing wrong and protected them, all my children, put them first at every turn. I was the one who told the police that I had children in care. I did everything right. I'm done hiding his problems, I'm ready to get it all out there. It's so freeing!!I was married to an alcoholic. I don't want to be anymore.
Well good luck Early. That is some strong stuff you have going for you! :thumbup: You'll come out great!
Thanks GB. Today was a good day. I've got a home visit with the s/w tomorrow. Here's hoping thats an even better day.
 
Just checked out on FB, very nice. I would totally do her.
Am I FB friends with IB? I honestly can't remember. Somebody check and get back to me.
:no:
 
Just checked out on FB, very nice. I would totally do her.
Am I FB friends with IB? I honestly can't remember. Somebody check and get back to me.
:no:
Should I be?
 
Just checked out on FB, very nice. I would totally do her.
Am I FB friends with IB? I honestly can't remember. Somebody check and get back to me.
:no:
Should I be?
His status updates are funny, his wife is hot and he doesn't use extra U's...5 stars.
 
So I did a two minute segment at 6:20 a.m. on TV in Victoria, Texas on Friday and I have no idea how morning show people do it. I was barely conscious in one chair next to a beaming, nice smelling, completely put together blondo in the other chair who seemed to love the world. They must all take speed.

My situation wasn't helped by the fact that, despite talking every day last week about how important this was and how concerned I was about having to be coherent at that hour, AngryWife "forgot" that I needed to leave for Victoria as soon as she got home from a baby shower that someone was throwing for her in the neighborhood. The result was that I got there after midnight and rolled into the TV studio on 4.5 hours of sleep. She blamed it on pregnancy brain, but I'm sure it was payback for some past ill. Probably the time I set my hat on fire intentionally while I was wearing it at a 4th of July concert several years back.

And sorry/glad to hear the bad/good news E10.

 
So I did a two minute segment at 6:20 a.m. on TV in Victoria, Texas on Friday and I have no idea how morning show people do it. I was barely conscious in one chair next to a beaming, nice smelling, completely put together blondo in the other chair who seemed to love the world. They must all take speed.

My situation wasn't helped by the fact that, despite talking every day last week about how important this was and how concerned I was about having to be coherent at that hour, AngryWife "forgot" that I needed to leave for Victoria as soon as she got home from a baby shower that someone was throwing for her in the neighborhood. The result was that I got there after midnight and rolled into the TV studio on 4.5 hours of sleep. She blamed it on pregnancy brain, but I'm sure it was payback for some past ill. Probably the time I set my hat on fire intentionally while I was wearing it at a 4th of July concert several years back.

And sorry/glad to hear the bad/good news E10.
LOOK AT ME!!!! I HAVE SO MANY HATS I CAN JUST SET THEM ON FIRE!!!

 
There's a hipster gym across the street from my building with big glass windows. As I've walked past it every day in the morning and evening for the last month, I've made the observation that people who work out in the morning are in much better shape than people who work out in the evening.

 
There's a hipster gym across the street from my building with big glass windows. As I've walked past it every day in the morning and evening for the last month, I've made the observation that people who work out in the morning are in much better shape than people who work out in the evening.
Quality observation. It's the same on the Town Lake Trail in Austin.
 
There's a hipster gym across the street from my building with big glass windows. As I've walked past it every day in the morning and evening for the last month, I've made the observation that people who work out in the morning are in much better shape than people who work out in the evening.
Quality observation. It's the same on the Town Lake Trail in Austin.
Note to self: stop going down to the Town Lake Trail in the evenings, you're bringing down the average. :unsure: Actually, I hit the Golds at Lakeline at lunchtime, but I'm bad for the average wherever I go. :bag:
 
There's a hipster gym across the street from my building with big glass windows. As I've walked past it every day in the morning and evening for the last month, I've made the observation that people who work out in the morning are in much better shape than people who work out in the evening.
I work out in the morning.I bet you feel pretty stupid right about now huh?
 
Sending off a letter to Panera, LLC today :hey: Sunset Hills.
:jawdrop:I got a Greek salad from there today and they didn't put a single olive in it. Please include my hatred in your correspondence.
The last time I used an SLB gift card there, I got a Greek salad with wilted lettuce, one sad-looking tomato, and no feta or olives. Awful. :(
It really has seemed to go down hill the last 6 months or so. Not sure what the deal is.Also, please have Mr. Krista updated us on his Jedi culinary training. TIA
 
There's a hipster gym across the street from my building with big glass windows. As I've walked past it every day in the morning and evening for the last month, I've made the observation that people who work out in the morning are in much better shape than people who work out in the evening.
Quality observation. It's the same on the Town Lake Trail in Austin.
I've never been able to figure out the logistics of a morning workout.Do I shower/shave at home, then shower again at the gym before going to work? Do I schlep my shaving kit along to the gym and do the full get-ready after the workout? (Gym is *much* closer to work than to home.)Afternoon just works better for me, schedule-wise.
 
'Early_10 said:
Sorry to hear, Early...T & P.
So your message Sunday was even before knowing? Man, you are too sweet. (If Watson would forget for a night that he's married...)IBs wife is f'n hot. I don't think Mac and I have ever posted in the same thread beyond this one. No go.
I had no idea, just thought I'd wish you a happy Mom's day...On the other thing, its a well known fact that I'm very forgetful ;) .
 
kid picked up a llama doll from Kohl's. comes with the book Llama Llama Red Pajama. i have named him Reg.

she sleeps with it at night. Tanner> HET :unsure:

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Drifter said:
There's a hipster gym across the street from my building with big glass windows. As I've walked past it every day in the morning and evening for the last month, I've made the observation that people who work out in the morning are in much better shape than people who work out in the evening.
I work out in the morning.I bet you feel pretty stupid right about now huh?
No more stupid that I usually feel.
 
Nothing like having two sets of family coming to town this weekend to really up my productivity. Thus far today I've painted 6 doors, installed doorknob sets in those 6 doors, primed another door, caulked and painted 4 doorways, primed our guest bedroom and hand-washed dishes (our dishwasher seems to be broken). I'm about to shower and head to Lowe's for more caulk and Kilz, and when I get back, I'll paint the guest bedroom, and caulk and paint the remaining doorways. :bowtie:

If I can figure out how to install a showerhead, that will be a huge coup for me. Based on what I saw when I unscrewed the current one today, it's a little out of my league.

 
Nothing like having two sets of family coming to town this weekend to really up my productivity. Thus far today I've painted 6 doors, installed doorknob sets in those 6 doors, primed another door, caulked and painted 4 doorways, primed our guest bedroom and hand-washed dishes (our dishwasher seems to be broken). I'm about to shower and head to Lowe's for more caulk and Kilz, and when I get back, I'll paint the guest bedroom, and caulk and paint the remaining doorways. :bowtie:If I can figure out how to install a showerhead, that will be a huge coup for me. Based on what I saw when I unscrewed the current one today, it's a little out of my league.
Installing a showerhead is easy as hell. Just make sure you put the teflon tape on the threads first.And be sure to ask for help when you go into Lowe's. "Excuse me, could you tell me where you keep your caulk?"
 
*candlelight*

*bear skin rug*

*bottle of wine*

Girl, I know it's been a long time

Since a man made you feel like a real woman

It gets cold up in Newfoundland, just trying to get by

Avoiding penguin gangs and snow snakes and ####

But I'm here to take your mind off things

Don't worry, girl. The kids are gone for the night.

Let me rub those frosty Newfie shoulders and have you relax

Drink some wine, smoke some dope by the fire, awwwww yeeeeeah

You know how I get down baby.

Now let me remove that overcoat.

And that fur vest.

And your second coat.

And your flannel shirt.

And your boots and those three pairs of socks.

And your long johns.

Awwwww ####, that's what I'm talking about.

I hope you have insurance on this igloo

Because the heat of our love could melt this ####er down

I'm not like that other guy, I am not going to pass out at 9 PM

I will make love to you for three days straight

I hired a caterer to make us sandwiches

And she can feed them to us so we don't have to stop

####, maybe she can get involved too

The things we're going to do would make Luther Campbell blush

What? You want to do that too?

Damn baby, you're a freak

I gotta be honest girl, you're probably gonna end up pregnant

No pill or rubber can stop the train

My juice is like SEAL Team Six

ool

 
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Nothing like having two sets of family coming to town this weekend to really up my productivity. Thus far today I've painted 6 doors, installed doorknob sets in those 6 doors, primed another door, caulked and painted 4 doorways, primed our guest bedroom and hand-washed dishes (our dishwasher seems to be broken). I'm about to shower and head to Lowe's for more caulk and Kilz, and when I get back, I'll paint the guest bedroom, and caulk and paint the remaining doorways. :bowtie:If I can figure out how to install a showerhead, that will be a huge coup for me. Based on what I saw when I unscrewed the current one today, it's a little out of my league.
Installing a showerhead is easy as hell. Just make sure you put the teflon tape on the threads first.And be sure to ask for help when you go into Lowe's. "Excuse me, could you tell me where you keep your caulk?"
Ahh, I misspoke. I actually want to replace the entire shower with new hardware. I unpacked the box and there are things like valves and the like. Not sure this is doable, since I see no way to get behind the wall. Will turn water off this afternoon and see what I can find. Worst case, fiance will be home tomorrow and can clean up what I broke. :thumbup:
 
Nothing like having two sets of family coming to town this weekend to really up my productivity. Thus far today I've painted 6 doors, installed doorknob sets in those 6 doors, primed another door, caulked and painted 4 doorways, primed our guest bedroom and hand-washed dishes (our dishwasher seems to be broken). I'm about to shower and head to Lowe's for more caulk and Kilz, and when I get back, I'll paint the guest bedroom, and caulk and paint the remaining doorways. :bowtie:

If I can figure out how to install a showerhead, that will be a huge coup for me. Based on what I saw when I unscrewed the current one today, it's a little out of my league.
Installing a showerhead is easy as hell. Just make sure you put the teflon tape on the threads first.And be sure to ask for help when you go into Lowe's. "Excuse me, could you tell me where you keep your caulk?"
Ahh, I misspoke. I actually want to replace the entire shower with new hardware. I unpacked the box and there are things like valves and the like. Not sure this is doable, since I see no way to get behind the wall. Will turn water off this afternoon and see what I can find. Worst case, fiance will be home tomorrow and can clean up what I broke. :thumbup:
Oh screw that. Real plumbing sucks.
 
Nothing like having two sets of family coming to town this weekend to really up my productivity. Thus far today I've painted 6 doors, installed doorknob sets in those 6 doors, primed another door, caulked and painted 4 doorways, primed our guest bedroom and hand-washed dishes (our dishwasher seems to be broken). I'm about to shower and head to Lowe's for more caulk and Kilz, and when I get back, I'll paint the guest bedroom, and caulk and paint the remaining doorways. :bowtie:If I can figure out how to install a showerhead, that will be a huge coup for me. Based on what I saw when I unscrewed the current one today, it's a little out of my league.
Installing a showerhead is easy as hell. Just make sure you put the teflon tape on the threads first.And be sure to ask for help when you go into Lowe's. "Excuse me, could you tell me where you keep your caulk?"
Ahh, I misspoke. I actually want to replace the entire shower with new hardware. I unpacked the box and there are things like valves and the like. Not sure this is doable, since I see no way to get behind the wall. Will turn water off this afternoon and see what I can find. Worst case, fiance will be home tomorrow and can clean up what I broke. :thumbup:
step 1: cut a hole in the wall
 

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