Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Please keep Cujo caged. TIA.
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Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Wrigley
Footballguy
Brothers got me to join their summer bowling league, which started last night(can you say HUNGOVER!!!!)
Bowled a 234 my first game followed by a 190 and a 192
slap it high!!!!
Did I mention that I haven't picked up a bowling ball in 4+ years(old 145 average)
Summer bowlers are a weird bunch.
Bowled a 234 my first game followed by a 190 and a 192
slap it high!!!!
Did I mention that I haven't picked up a bowling ball in 4+ years(old 145 average)
Summer bowlers are a weird bunch.
Sconch
Footballguy
Bottom row, third from left.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Just watched the Hitler parody video again. I should've quit the entire internet after that and gone out on a high note.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
12, 8, 11, 3, 5, 9, 10, 1, 4, 6, 13, 7, 14, 2
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Drifter
Footballguy
Is this a handicap league? If so, that's an absolutely awful way to start your season. You'll be chasing those highs all season long and end up with a crappy handicapped score.
YSR
Footballguy
I had a strange dream about you last night and in that dream, you most certainly did.I feel like the answer should be yes.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
:dih:
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Go on...I had a strange dream about you last night and in that dream, you most certainly did.
YSR
Footballguy
I'll do this as delicately as I can. ***Please note that there was, in no way, any sexual actiivty between me and Disco Stu. I am happily engaged and am surely not having any dreams about men from the Internet due to any latent anxiety regarding my upcoming wedding.***Go on...I had a strange dream about you last night and in that dream, you most certainly did.
We were in college and I, for some reason, was taking a nap in my dorm room with my roommate. We were in a queen bed, which is ridiculous because I feel like my college had the smallest twin beds ever. I woke up to Stu sort of poking at/picking at a small callous on the bottom of my foot. I have no idea what he was doing there, or how he got into my room. But he seemed mesmerized. I explained to him that my feet were a little dry because I had been walking around the house barefoot lately and there is a lot of sawdust and sheetrock dust from the renovations we are doing. I went on to explain that I was waiting until Saturday (my wedding day) to get a pedicure so my toes would be all pretty for the wedding. He still seemed, just, really into them. Like, really into them. To the point where I asked him to leave and he explained that he didn't feel comfortable walking down the dorm hallway at that time. So I told him to grab my t-shirt to sort of help "cover" him on his walk back to his room. This was made infinitely more difficult by the fact that he had thrown my t-shirt into the toilet for no explainable reason.
There was more with him later as he was texting me where his dorm room was. Except that I got 3 straight texts, each with a different room number, the last of which stating he had moved (hence the confusion). And then a 4th text stating that he reserved the right to erase the previous three texts.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Did he look like his avatar? Was he humming "Boogie Shoes"?I'll do this as delicately as I can. ***Please note that there was, in no way, any sexual actiivty between me and Disco Stu. I am happily engaged and am surely not having any dreams about men from the Internet due to any latent anxiety regarding my upcoming wedding.***Go on...I had a strange dream about you last night and in that dream, you most certainly did.
We were in college and I, for some reason, was taking a nap in my dorm room with my roommate. We were in a queen bed, which is ridiculous because I feel like my college had the smallest twin beds ever. I woke up to Stu sort of poking at/picking at a small callous on the bottom of my foot. I have no idea what he was doing there, or how he got into my room. But he seemed mesmerized. I explained to him that my feet were a little dry because I had been walking around the house barefoot lately and there is a lot of sawdust and sheetrock dust from the renovations we are doing. I went on to explain that I was waiting until Saturday (my wedding day) to get a pedicure so my toes would be all pretty for the wedding. He still seemed, just, really into them. Like, really into them. To the point where I asked him to leave and he explained that he didn't feel comfortable walking down the dorm hallway at that time. So I told him to grab my t-shirt to sort of help "cover" him on his walk back to his room. This was made infinitely more difficult by the fact that he had thrown my t-shirt into the toilet for no explainable reason.
There was more with him later as he was texting me where his dorm room was. Except that I got 3 straight texts, each with a different room number, the last of which stating he had moved (hence the confusion). And then a 4th text stating that he reserved the right to erase the previous three texts.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
The set-up had so much brownchickenbrowncow promise.The rest was funny though.I'll do this as delicately as I can. ***Please note that there was, in no way, any sexual actiivty between me and Disco Stu. I am happily engaged and am surely not having any dreams about men from the Internet due to any latent anxiety regarding my upcoming wedding.***We were in college and I, for some reason, was taking a nap in my dorm room with my roommate. We were in a queen bed, which is ridiculous because I feel like my college had the smallest twin beds ever. I woke up to Stu sort of poking at...Go on...I had a strange dream about you last night and in that dream, you most certainly did.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I was nearly certain a toe was going to end up in Stu's butt.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Herpes toe?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Have you considered calling an attorney? There has to be some sort of recourse here. Who served you with the tickets? They must be obligated to provide you with a right to challenge. I can't imagine it's that easy for the mailman to get away with this. Can you file a complain with the post office and sue the mailman? I'd be fighting back here...
Early_10
footballgoddess
StLBob > http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=310106&view=findpost&p=13154324
Don't do it YSR, unless you'll be ahead on the divorce. All week long I've been singing a song my dad use to sing to me when I was like 8.
Don't get married girls
You'll sign away your life
You may start off as a woman
But you'll end up as the wife
You could be a vestal virgin
Take the veil and be a nun
But don't get married girls
For marriage isn't fun
Oh, it's fine when you're romancing
And he plays the lover's part
You're the roses in his garden
You're the flame that warms his heart
And his love will last forever
And he'll promise you the moon
But just wait until you're wedded
Then he'll sing a different tune
So don't get married girls
It's very badly paid
You may start off as the mistress
But you'll end up as the maid
Be a daring deep sea diver
Be a polished polyglot
But don't get married girls
For marriage is a plot
Have you seen him in the morning
With a face that looks like death?
With dandruff on his pillow
And tobacco on his breath
And he needs some reassurance
With his cup of tea in bed
For he's worried by the mortgage
And the bald patch on his head
And he's sure that your his mother
Lays his head upon your breast
So you try to boost his ego
Iron his shirt and warm his vest
Then you get him off to work
The mighty hunter is restored
And he leaves you there with nothing
But the dreams you can't afford
So don't get married girls
Men they're all the same
They just use you when they need you
You'd do better on the game
Be a call girl, be a stripper
Be a hostess, be a whore
But don't get married girls
For marriage is a bore
Don't do it YSR, unless you'll be ahead on the divorce. All week long I've been singing a song my dad use to sing to me when I was like 8.
Don't get married girls
You'll sign away your life
You may start off as a woman
But you'll end up as the wife
You could be a vestal virgin
Take the veil and be a nun
But don't get married girls
For marriage isn't fun
Oh, it's fine when you're romancing
And he plays the lover's part
You're the roses in his garden
You're the flame that warms his heart
And his love will last forever
And he'll promise you the moon
But just wait until you're wedded
Then he'll sing a different tune
So don't get married girls
It's very badly paid
You may start off as the mistress
But you'll end up as the maid
Be a daring deep sea diver
Be a polished polyglot
But don't get married girls
For marriage is a plot
Have you seen him in the morning
With a face that looks like death?
With dandruff on his pillow
And tobacco on his breath
And he needs some reassurance
With his cup of tea in bed
For he's worried by the mortgage
And the bald patch on his head
And he's sure that your his mother
Lays his head upon your breast
So you try to boost his ego
Iron his shirt and warm his vest
Then you get him off to work
The mighty hunter is restored
And he leaves you there with nothing
But the dreams you can't afford
So don't get married girls
Men they're all the same
They just use you when they need you
You'd do better on the game
Be a call girl, be a stripper
Be a hostess, be a whore
But don't get married girls
For marriage is a bore
bostonfred
Footballguy
It sounds like you love the attention you get here, but you're a bit ashamed of it and afraid your fiancee (and b&m friends/family) will learn more about it.
We set the stage with you as a young single girl. It's been repressed recently.
You feel like you have some flaws. You tend to pick at them, and you think other people do, too, but they don't seem to mind them.
You feel like you're changing, and you're saying, please pardon my appearance during construction.
Despite your self-perceived flaws, you enjoy the flirting here. The swinging single guy represents all of FBG (Or you want to #### him specifically. Hard to tell.).
This is the shame piece. You don't want your fiancee to know about the attention you get here, and it's dirty and shameful to you.
You wouldn't know how to consummate any of the flirtation here even if you wanted to, which you mostly don't. You kind of want to erase your whole history here, but you don't want to lose it, either.
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Also, I may start doing this...
YSR
Footballguy
Good stuff, BF. I know nothing about dream analysis, so I can't really refute anything here. My only responses would be the stated above. Thanks for taking the time to evaluate.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Another reason to tip the mailman every xmas.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Yeah, I was thinking about it after I posted it, and I'd forgotten about your relationship with your mother. Replace "fiancee" with "mother" (and other B&M people) and replace "Hard to tell" with "It's an absolute certainty that you want to #### Disco Stu".
Early_10
footballgoddess
bostonfred
Footballguy
Not yet, but if I looked like Stu...
kevzilla
Footballguy
Disco Stu doesn't sleep with chicks. He waits....Underneath Disco Stu's beard is another ####.
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YSR
Footballguy
Drifter
Footballguy
In Denver, just about every other friend I have is an attorney. Here I don't know one.Animal Control Office served the ticket and came by today to evaluate the dogs, which he deemed "very friendly". He told me wife that we can try and get the ticket reduced but in his opinion we have very little chance of getting it dismissed because the mailman was the only witness. In my mind, this makes it seem as though it should be easy since the whole "shadow of a doubt" thing seems to enter the picture.The guy claims my dogs chased him down the block barking and growling which I deem to be complete bull####. I have no doubt they barked at him as they bark at him every day. I have no doubt the ran at him once breaching the gate. However, my dogs are too fat to bark and run at the same time. In fact, I have never witnessed them doing these things at the same time in 10 years. I suspect that they got out and mobbed him a friendly way, as they tend to do and then followed him. He didn't like it, sprayed them and then pressed the charges to avoid us filing a complaint about him spraying our dogs.The code reads:Chase or approach a human, on property other than that of the animal'sowner, in a menacing fashion or apparent attitude of attack, which mayinclude but is not limited to any one or more of the following behaviors:snarling, baring teeth, growling, snapping, pouncing, lunging, attacking, orattempting to bite.Since he is claiming they followed him off the property that's the catch and according to the animcal control guy, he says they were barking and growling (it might have happened where they chased him off the property but the distance from mailbox to street is too long where this could have happened without the dogs catching him if they were truly attacking. I also don't buy the barking and growling - see above)
kevzilla
Footballguy
While urinating, Disco Stu is easily capable of welding titanium.
When Disco Stu looks in a mirror it breaks...even a mirror is not stupid enough to stand between two Disco Stues.
Disco Stu wears sunglasses to protect women from his eyes.
Oxygen needs Disco Stu to survive.
When Disco Stu looks in a mirror it breaks...even a mirror is not stupid enough to stand between two Disco Stues.
Disco Stu wears sunglasses to protect women from his eyes.
Oxygen needs Disco Stu to survive.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Drunk in Fargo. Thanks frosty.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Ooh, have to check under my mattress for porn yet. will update later
bentley
Footballguy
I was just thinking to myself about how much I love booze. Although I might have unintentionally said it out loud, so maybe I was talking to myself about how much I love booze. Anyhow, the desire to not weight 400 pounds and the fact that I'm a cheap ******* are really the only things that keep me from getting hammered every night.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Update?
kevzilla
Footballguy
If we have to wait much longer, I think we have our answer.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I've been idiotic drunk six days a week for the last two months and dropped 15 pounds.
Just stop eating.
facook
Footballguy
I've been idiotic drunk six days a week for the last two months and dropped 15 pounds.
I was in much better shape when I overdrank as opposed to now. 
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
0-4 so far.0-3 had a half smoked cigarette, that was about it.Can't imagine people in Fargo, ND leave porn. Hell $8.95 can get you 2 beers here.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Whoa. I wish could be sober for this. 
Early_10
footballgoddess
Doug, you're right that this has been coming for years. Divorce always felt like failure to me so I stayed way too long. I'm nobody's victim, never will be. I had a rough week last week more around the kids than the marriage but things are already better. Thanks for the well wishes and positive outlook. You can always be counted on for that.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
GD I love this thread. Glad your brother will be okay tecumseh.
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