Sconch
Footballguy
Ummm, I'm leaving for Newfoundland tomorrow. Don't think I'll get a chance to drop it in the mail by then.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Wow, they even have a facebook option to 'like it', and it says I could be the very first one of my friends to punch the 'like' button. Hack's must be broken. Truck's too.good news! in stock!April 17th was my last contact with female private parts. I don't even want to speculate when my next visit south of the equator will be...
General Malaise
Footballguy
is she hot?
Sconch
Footballguy
Asked and answered.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Yeah, the ring part is stretchy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
The word I'm looking for is 'cinchy'.
Shutterbug
Try Not To Stare
Hawks64
Footballguy
We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Man, all these years i've been able to achieve orgasm all on my own...feel like I've been really missing out here. Thanks guys!
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Dammit. The teenage girl at Condom Sense apparently didn't have all the answers. 
That was an odd experience. While pron was playing on the tvs, she gave us many detailed recommendations on lube/vibrators/etc from personal experience. Then she shared she had the next Saturday off for prom.
That was an odd experience. While pron was playing on the tvs, she gave us many detailed recommendations on lube/vibrators/etc from personal experience. Then she shared she had the next Saturday off for prom.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Me?
Sconch
Footballguy
Yes.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Recently discovered I'm not entirely comfortable getting sex advice from a high school girl. Even if it's her job.Triple checking to make sure I didn't leave out the word "advice".
Sconch
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Comfortable? I'm :thisclose: to asking for the address and booking a flight. Can you get me Mavs tickets just in case it doesn't work out like I hope?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Would knowing Condom Sense is a sex* store help? GF and I were shopping. Braces wearing teen was dispensing advice like it was her job, which it was.*Technically considered a "novelty" store in Texas.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
"Do you know who you're talking to, little girl? I've bedded more women than you have in that entire high sch... *looks at girlfriend*... I'll take the black one. Thanks!"
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Both legs? Tell me more ...:easesdownpants:
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
lmdo
General Malaise
Footballguy
Sconch
Footballguy
I think this is where I got lost "The teenage girl at Condom Sense apparently didn't have all the answers." Now I realize you were referring to the c-ring. Carry on.Would knowing Condom Sense is a sex* store help? GF and I were shopping. Braces wearing teen was dispensing advice like it was her job, which it was.*Technically considered a "novelty" store in Texas.
General Malaise
Footballguy
To be fair, guys don't really need those until they reach 35 and get married.I think this is where I got lost "The teenage girl at Condom Sense apparently didn't have all the answers." Now I realize you were referring to the c-ring. Carry on.Would knowing Condom Sense is a sex* store help? GF and I were shopping. Braces wearing teen was dispensing advice like it was her job, which it was.*Technically considered a "novelty" store in Texas.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Come again.To be fair, guys don't really need those until they reach 35 and get married.I think this is where I got lost "The teenage girl at Condom Sense apparently didn't have all the answers." Now I realize you were referring to the c-ring. Carry on.Would knowing Condom Sense is a sex* store help? GF and I were shopping. Braces wearing teen was dispensing advice like it was her job, which it was.*Technically considered a "novelty" store in Texas.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Not since I was her age, no.Come again.To be fair, guys don't really need those until they reach 35 and get married.I think this is where I got lost "The teenage girl at Condom Sense apparently didn't have all the answers." Now I realize you were referring to the c-ring. Carry on.Would knowing Condom Sense is a sex* store help? GF and I were shopping. Braces wearing teen was dispensing advice like it was her job, which it was.*Technically considered a "novelty" store in Texas.
Sconch
Footballguy
Not since I was her age, no.Come again.To be fair, guys don't really need those until they reach 35 and get married.I think this is where I got lost "The teenage girl at Condom Sense apparently didn't have all the answers." Now I realize you were referring to the c-ring. Carry on.Would knowing Condom Sense is a sex* store help? GF and I were shopping. Braces wearing teen was dispensing advice like it was her job, which it was.*Technically considered a "novelty" store in Texas.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
ool
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Now I'm shuked. I already have health insurance, deodorant, and a bullwhip. Now apparently I'm supposed to go buy something else I'll only use every other year or so.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
woah
Thread Killer
Footballguy
These things are hands-free?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
OMG I gotta change my pants.Dammit. The teenage girl at Condom Sense apparently didn't have all the answers.
That was an odd experience. While pron was playing on the tvs, she gave us many detailed recommendations on lube/vibrators/etc from personal experience. Then she shared she had the next Saturday off for prom.
And she has braces?!?!? Cleanup at the Petri Club!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'm drunk again. Got completely hammered while working last night and kept the bar open til about 3...we're supposed to close at 12 on Sundays and legally can only stay open til 1. Had to be back and open the joint at noon and was struggling the whole day. Had a little hair o the dog around 4 and holy crap I was gooned up by 5.
I really should go home.
I really should go home.
SofaKings
Footballguy
DON'T DREAM ITS OVER!I'm drunk again. Got completely hammered while working last night and kept the bar open til about 3...we're supposed to close at 12 on Sundays and legally can only stay open til 1. Had to be back and open the joint at noon and was struggling the whole day. Had a little hair o the dog around 4 and holy crap I was gooned up by 5. I really should go home.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Oh yeah, I was making out with a 19 year old spinner behind the bar while about 20 people were watching. Good times.I'm drunk again. Got completely hammered while working last night and kept the bar open til about 3...we're supposed to close at 12 on Sundays and legally can only stay open til 1. Had to be back and open the joint at noon and was struggling the whole day. Had a little hair o the dog around 4 and holy crap I was gooned up by 5. I really should go home.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Atta boy!Oh yeah, I was making out with a 19 year old spinner behind the bar while about 20 people were watching. Good times.I'm drunk again. Got completely hammered while working last night and kept the bar open til about 3...we're supposed to close at 12 on Sundays and legally can only stay open til 1. Had to be back and open the joint at noon and was struggling the whole day. Had a little hair o the dog around 4 and holy crap I was gooned up by 5. I really should go home.
Sconch
Footballguy
Good work, Woz.Oh yeah, I was making out with a 19 year old spinner behind the bar while about 20 people were watching. Good times.I'm drunk again. Got completely hammered while working last night and kept the bar open til about 3...we're supposed to close at 12 on Sundays and legally can only stay open til 1. Had to be back and open the joint at noon and was struggling the whole day. Had a little hair o the dog around 4 and holy crap I was gooned up by 5. I really should go home.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Lol and I somehow didn't close the deal. Working on it as we speak though...
Sconch
Footballguy
Pics or it didn't happen.
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
Sconch
Footballguy
He has my number.
General Malaise
Footballguy
That Condom Sense was on Greenville when I used to live in Dallas. Hard to believe it's still there. Gimmicky stores don't usually last that long. Amarillo is a windy, dusty, boring flat hole of hell. Drunk is the only way to spend the night there.
desert rose
Footballguy
These things are supposed to be evergreens. They don't lose their leaves in the winter, and they bloom like crazy from spring to fall. But it got down to 1 degree for serveral nights and the branches are frozen through and some of them are 2"-3" in diameter. There is new growth at the roots, and 12 feet of dead above that. They need serious chopping. As far as burning, um.... no. We haven't had any rain for like 180 days and wind blows up pretty fast. If I burned 6 oleanders worth of wood, they'd be writing songs about how I burned down the town. I'm not sure what kind of business I need to look for. A lawn business? Landscaper? Tree guy? Otis?
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