GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[YSR]

Considering returning from our honeymoon a couple of days early. Does anyone know if the rapture is going to be disrupting flights tomorrow? Should we just wait and come back Monday?

 

[shuke]

Oh good, let's kill the fun with some pronunciation arguments.

How about we just talk about the hot spinner you made out with instead of looking at pics of her?

Yeah, ****.

Yea, assface.

 

[Sconch]

Considering returning from our honeymoon a couple of days early.

Now THAT is a good sign.

 

[Disco Stu]

Considering returning from our honeymoon a couple of days early.

Now THAT is a good sign.

Exactly.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Considering returning from our honeymoon a couple of days early.

Now THAT is a good sign.

Exactly.

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[YSR]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Now THAT is a good sign.

 

[Sconch]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE [screwing]!!!

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Tell us about the consummation.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Tell us about the consummation.

illustrated

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Tell us about the consummation.

illustrated

YES!!!! I was afraid I'd only have that FaceBook pic of shirtless SLB and his hot wife to use tonight.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Are you using sex as a weapon yet?

 

[Early_10]

Considering returning from our honeymoon a couple of days early. Does anyone know if the rapture is going to be disrupting flights tomorrow? Should we just wait and come back Monday?

I don't think the rapture is city specific.

 

[shuke]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Tell us about the consummation.

illustrated

Maybe get Arizona Ron to do a CAD drawing.

 

[Sconch]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Tell us about the consummation.

illustrated

Maybe get Arizona Ron to do a CAD* drawing.

*Crappy ### Drawing

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Square dancing in pe?

 

[Disco Stu]

Square dancing in pe?

Is it pe?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

come on those funbags should be at least 7 days worth of entertainment for him.no offense.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Tell us about the consummation.

illustrated

Link

 

[Thorn]

Considering returning from our honeymoon a couple of days early. Does anyone know if the rapture is going to be disrupting flights tomorrow? Should we just wait and come back Monday?

I don't think the rapture is city specific.

It rolls through each time zone at 6pm local. So make sure to post at 6:01 Atlantic so we know what to expect.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Tell us about the consummation.

illustrated

Link

great, now i have to walk through the office with an erection. thanks a lot.

 

[Thorn]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Now THAT is a good sign.

hey I'm sure they've done EVERYTHING by now.

 

[Sconch]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Now THAT is a good sign.

hey I'm sure they've done EVERYTHING by now.

Lights on/lights off. Missionary/Missionary w/BOTH feet off the bed.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Mandatory PE here as well. But if you played sports that was your PE.

Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's

 

[DA RAIDERS]

it was always called gym class or just gym. (pronounced like the name Jim)

Thanks for clearing this up, De Saussure.

Gym does not rhyme with Jim. Say them both out loud.

Does De Saussure sound like flying saucer?

I think its "Sooos-e-a"

Sauce sir

 

[Sconch]

Mandatory PE here as well. But if you played sports that was your PE. Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's

Whoa. I wonder if he'll take time away from his Rock and Roll thread to tell us that story.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Mandatory PE here as well. But if you played sports that was your PE. Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's

Whoa. I wonder if he'll take time away from his Rock and Roll thread to tell us that story.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just made a grown woman cry.

 

[Sconch]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Atta boy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Now THAT is a good sign.

hey I'm sure they've done EVERYTHING by now.

Lights on/lights off. Missionary/Missionary w/BOTH feet off the bed.

Whoa,whoa, whoa..what now?

 

[shuke]

Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's

WTMF

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Atta boy.

It's been a long time. Funny, just last night I was telling my wife how this gal was really pissing me off. She then proceeded to step WAY over the line. She apparently forgot that SHE's, MY, employee.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Timmy woke up with the coaches junk in his mouth on an overnight field trip. Timmy transferred, coached got canned. GB the early 80's

WTMF

Yeah, I kind of skipped over that. WTMF indeed.

 

[Sconch]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Atta boy.

It's been a long time. Funny, just last night I was telling my wife how this gal was really pissing me off. She then proceeded to step WAY over the line. She apparently forgot that SHE's, MY, employee.

Wait...I thought you were talking about your wife.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

it was always called gym class or just gym. (pronounced like the name Jim)

Thanks for clearing this up, De Saussure.

Gym does not rhyme with Jim. Say them both out loud.

OH COME ON!

Do you pronounce gymnasium the same as if it was jim-nasium?

Of course.

Enough.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Atta boy.

It's been a long time. Funny, just last night I was telling my wife how this gal was really pissing me off. She then proceeded to step WAY over the line. She apparently forgot that SHE's, MY, employee.

Wait...I thought you were talking about your wife.

Pretty sure she cries every day.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh good, let's kill the fun with some pronunciation arguments.

How about we just talk about the hot spinner you made out with instead of looking at pics of her?

I said "19 year old spinner," not "hot 19 year old spinner". She's a solid 5, but tiny so she gets bumped to 7.5 on the Homer J Pants-Tightening Scale.

 

[Sconch]

I'm no good for 7 days of vacation - I do best with 3-4 day weekends. I've read all of the books I brought, gotten more sun than I should have, have consumed more Mexican beers than I ever thought possible, and at this point I'm just bored. There's a lot of stuff that we need to be doing back home and I think the stress of that stuff is starting to creep in for both of us.

Now THAT is a good sign.

hey I'm sure they've done EVERYTHING by now.

Lights on/lights off. Missionary/Missionary w/BOTH feet off the bed.

Whoa,whoa, whoa..what now?

Should I draw a pic?

 

[Frostillicus]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Atta boy.

It's been a long time. Funny, just last night I was telling my wife how this gal was really pissing me off. She then proceeded to step WAY over the line. She apparently forgot that SHE's, MY, employee.

That's some pretty weird use of the comma right there.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Put your shirt back on, GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Atta boy.

It's been a long time. Funny, just last night I was telling my wife how this gal was really pissing me off. She then proceeded to step WAY over the line. She apparently forgot that SHE's, MY, employee.

That's some pretty weird use of the comma right there.

Should have gone periods?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Put your shirt back on, GB.

I could knock somebody out right now. Shaking mad.

 

[Sconch]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Put your shirt back on, GB.

I could knock somebody out right now. Shaking mad.

PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!

 

[Frostillicus]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Put your shirt back on, GB.

I could knock somebody out right now. Shaking mad.

masturbate

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Oh good, let's kill the fun with some pronunciation arguments.

How about we just talk about the hot spinner you made out with instead of looking at pics of her?

I said "19 year old spinner," not "hot 19 year old spinner". She's a solid 5, but tiny so she gets bumped to 7.5 on the Homer J Pants-Tightening Scale.

Let us be the judge.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Put your shirt back on, GB.

lol

 

[Sconch]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Put your shirt back on, GB.

I could knock somebody out right now. Shaking mad.

masturbate

:spittake:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Put your shirt back on, GB.

I could knock somebody out right now. Shaking mad.

masturbate

Now what?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Put your shirt back on, GB.

I could knock somebody out right now. Shaking mad.

PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!

She's lucky she isn't here like she is supposed to be.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just made a grown woman cry.

Put your shirt back on, GB.

I could knock somebody out right now. Shaking mad.

masturbate

Now what?

lololololololololol