GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[Sconch]

You do it backwards in a real earthquake, you'll die. Do it right and a freeway can fall on you and you'll live. Here we go... earthquake starts [

This is so awesome. I'm stealing it the next time we do a duck-and-cover drill here.

 

[Sconch]

The only way burning a hole in your nail hurts, is if you go too far and stab/burn the virgin skin under the nail. Proceed with caution.

Great success! It took several attempts, but I eventually got it. The safety pin and paper clip were cooling off too quickly, and my big toenails are pretty damn thick. Feels much better now.

Told ya.Now just make sure you keep that thing clean or you'll get an infection.And by thing I mean your toe. I think it's too late to warn you about your schvantz.

 

[Sarnoff]

Next day off of work, seriously considering showing up at the jury waiting room in the AM just to hear orientation again. I was bored in the afternoon so in the suggestion box I put "Marvin needs to do a second routine after lunch." Glad he came out and delivered.

 

[Disco Stu]

The only way burning a hole in your nail hurts, is if you go too far and stab/burn the virgin skin under the nail. Proceed with caution.

Great success! It took several attempts, but I eventually got it. The safety pin and paper clip were cooling off too quickly, and my big toenails are pretty damn thick. Feels much better now.

Told ya.Now just make sure you keep that thing clean or you'll get an infection.And by thing I mean your toe. I think it's too late to warn you about your schvantz.

I'm sure the lake water will be great for it Saturday. The toe.

 

[Sconch]

The only way burning a hole in your nail hurts, is if you go too far and stab/burn the virgin skin under the nail. Proceed with caution.

Great success! It took several attempts, but I eventually got it. The safety pin and paper clip were cooling off too quickly, and my big toenails are pretty damn thick. Feels much better now.

Told ya.Now just make sure you keep that thing clean or you'll get an infection.And by thing I mean your toe. I think it's too late to warn you about your schvantz.

I'm sure the lake water will be great for it Saturday. The toe.

Shuke-shave?

 

[Disco Stu]

The only way burning a hole in your nail hurts, is if you go too far and stab/burn the virgin skin under the nail. Proceed with caution.

Great success! It took several attempts, but I eventually got it. The safety pin and paper clip were cooling off too quickly, and my big toenails are pretty damn thick. Feels much better now.

Told ya.Now just make sure you keep that thing clean or you'll get an infection.And by thing I mean your toe. I think it's too late to warn you about your schvantz.

I'm sure the lake water will be great for it Saturday. The toe.

Shuke-shave?

If he's there, I'll shave him.

 

[Sconch]

The only way burning a hole in your nail hurts, is if you go too far and stab/burn the virgin skin under the nail. Proceed with caution.

Great success! It took several attempts, but I eventually got it. The safety pin and paper clip were cooling off too quickly, and my big toenails are pretty damn thick. Feels much better now.

Told ya.Now just make sure you keep that thing clean or you'll get an infection.And by thing I mean your toe. I think it's too late to warn you about your schvantz.

I'm sure the lake water will be great for it Saturday. The toe.

Shuke-shave?

If he's there, I'll shave him.

Actually I'm picturing something like a Milk Carton Boat Regatta or 3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

 

[Disco Stu]

3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

Close.

 

[Sconch]

3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

Close.

4ht Annual Come Sit in the Lake and Listen to The Hold Steady and Drink PBR?

 

[Disco Stu]

3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

Close.

4ht Annual Come Sit in the Lake and Listen to The Hold Steady and Drink PBR?

Most of them actually don't like hipster music, which moops tells me The Hold Steady is not. And I never drink PBR. Party Barge 3... I'm expecting fairly standard party music, kegs (not sure what kind), and many gallons of "riot punch" (basically Hand Grenades).

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

lol @ Party Barge 3

 

[Mr. Pickles]

3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

Close.

4ht Annual Come Sit in the Lake and Listen to The Hold Steady Spoon and Drink PBR?

 

[Sconch]

lol @ Party Barge 3

I guess I'm in the minority but I'm not a fan of Party Barge III. Sure Party Barge I was great but Party Barge II was just too commercial and overhyped. For my money I'd rather go with Fiesta Boat IV or Boogie Down Canoe XXII. Heck, I know it sounds crazy but I'd rather almost go with Get-Together Hydrofoil VII.

 

[mr. furley]

Party Barge 3... I'm expecting fairly standard party music, kegs (not sure what kind), and many gallons of "riot punch" (basically Hand Grenades).

Okauchee?

 

[Disco Stu]

lol @ Party Barge 3

I guess I'm in the minority but I'm not a fan of Party Barge III. Sure Party Barge I was great but Party Barge II was just too commercial and overhyped. For my money I'd rather go with Fiesta Boat IV or Boogie Down Canoe XXII. Heck, I know it sounds crazy but I'd rather almost go with Get-Together Hydrofoil VII.

Party Barge 3 is breaking out a new "bigger, better" boat. A Michael Bay-like approach that may destroy the intimacy that made the first two such a success. This move to reach a wider audience could backfire.

 

[Disco Stu]

Party Barge 3... I'm expecting fairly standard party music, kegs (not sure what kind), and many gallons of "riot punch" (basically Hand Grenades).

Okauchee?

We don't give stuff ***** names here in Texas.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

lol @ Party Barge 3

I guess I'm in the minority but I'm not a fan of Party Barge III. Sure Party Barge I was great but Party Barge II was just too commercial and overhyped. For my money I'd rather go with Fiesta Boat IV or Boogie Down Canoe XXII. Heck, I know it sounds crazy but I'd rather almost go with Get-Together Hydrofoil VII.

soirée raft 4 looks like it could be epic

 

[Sconch]

lol @ Party Barge 3

I guess I'm in the minority but I'm not a fan of Party Barge III. Sure Party Barge I was great but Party Barge II was just too commercial and overhyped. For my money I'd rather go with Fiesta Boat IV or Boogie Down Canoe XXII. Heck, I know it sounds crazy but I'd rather almost go with Get-Together Hydrofoil VII.

soirée raft 4 looks like it could be epic

Supposed to be better than Beer Bash Schooner XX

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

I just finished attending Canoe Boat XX two weeks ago...

 

[urbanhack]

HELLO DAN

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

HELLO DAN

HOWDY JEFFREY

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Poon Pontoon IV is set for August.

 

[mr. furley]

Party Barge 3... I'm expecting fairly standard party music, kegs (not sure what kind), and many gallons of "riot punch" (basically Hand Grenades).

Okauchee?

We don't give stuff ***** names here in Texas.

sorry, confused you with offdee

 

[Disco Stu]

Party Barge 3... I'm expecting fairly standard party music, kegs (not sure what kind), and many gallons of "riot punch" (basically Hand Grenades).

Okauchee?

We don't give stuff ***** names here in Texas.

sorry, confused you with offdee

#### me.

 

[eoMMan]

Is the Bogart updates now in some other thread?

 

[Sconch]

Is the Bogart updates now in some other thread?

Maybe Athol Kay is blogging about it.

 

[General Malaise]

3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

Close.

4ht Annual Come Sit in the Lake and Listen to The Hold Steady Spoon Black Keys and Drink PBR?

Sorry, but it's true.

 

[shuke]

Shuke-shave?

If he's there, I'll shave him.

Speaking of...I need a back wax and am curious what you guys think.Option 1: go to a salon-for-men, where they have experience doing this.Option 2: go to the beauty school, where it is way cheaper but they have the students basically experimenting on you.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Shuke-shave?

If he's there, I'll shave him.

Speaking of...I need a back wax and am curious what you guys think.Option 1: go to a salon-for-men, where they have experience doing this.Option 2: go to the beauty school, where it is way cheaper but they have the students basically experimenting on you.

Option 1, but can't you just shave it?

 

[shuke]

Shuke-shave?

If he's there, I'll shave him.

Speaking of...I need a back wax and am curious what you guys think.Option 1: go to a salon-for-men, where they have experience doing this.Option 2: go to the beauty school, where it is way cheaper but they have the students basically experimenting on you.

Option 1, but can't you just shave it?

No access to a lake where I live.

 

[shuke]

Seriously though, if I shave it, it would come back too soon. I want to be clean for a good part of the summer.

 

[Sconch]

Shuke-shave?

If he's there, I'll shave him.

Speaking of...I need a back wax and am curious what you guys think.Option 1: go to a salon-for-men, where they have experience doing this.Option 2: go to the beauty school, where it is way cheaper but they have the students basically experimenting on you.

Stay away from the beauty school. I'm sure that a number of students, after seeing your wildebeest-like back, might start to question their career track. I hate to see young people give up on their dreams.

 

[urbanhack]

Option 1.

I believe Tiny Dancer can give you some insight as well with back waxing.

 

[General Malaise]

3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

Close.

4ht Annual Come Sit in the Lake and Listen to The Hold Steady and Drink PBR?

Most of them actually don't like hipster music, which moops tells me The Hold Steady is not. And I never drink PBR.

What has 8 fingers, a million dollar smile, golden blond locks and LOVES PBR? THIS GUY!!!!!!11

 

[Sarnoff]

Hey shuke, set the TiVo yet for "Whisker Wars" on IFC?

Apparently these guys are involved.

 

[urbanhack]

Seriously though, if I shave it, it would come back too soon. I want to be clean for a good part of the summer.

You gonna go shirtless at your son's baseball games?

 

[General Malaise]

Homer just texted me, Shuke. He says "Option 2, duh".

 

[Sconch]

3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

Close.

4ht Annual Come Sit in the Lake and Listen to The Hold Steady and Drink PBR?

Most of them actually don't like hipster music, which moops tells me The Hold Steady is not. And I never drink PBR.

What has 8 fingers, a million dollar smile, golden blond locks and LOVES PBR? THIS GUY!!!!!!11

What happened to your hair? You look like you lost a cat fight.

 

[Disco Stu]

What has 8 fingers, a million dollar smile, golden blond locks and LOVES PBR? THIS GUY!!!!!!11

What happened to your hair? You look like you lost a cat fight.

 

[General Malaise]

3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

Close.

4ht Annual Come Sit in the Lake and Listen to The Hold Steady and Drink PBR?

Most of them actually don't like hipster music, which moops tells me The Hold Steady is not. And I never drink PBR.

What has 8 fingers, a million dollar smile, golden blond locks and LOVES PBR? THIS GUY!!!!!!11

What happened to your hair? You look like you lost a cat fight.

FU!Static electricity plays hell with my thin hair in the winter time.

 

[Sconch]

3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

Close.

4ht Annual Come Sit in the Lake and Listen to The Hold Steady and Drink PBR?

Most of them actually don't like hipster music, which moops tells me The Hold Steady is not. And I never drink PBR.

What has 8 fingers, a million dollar smile, golden blond locks and LOVES PBR? THIS GUY!!!!!!11

What happened to your hair? You look like you lost a cat fight.

FU!Static electricity plays hell with my thin hair in the winter time.

Static electricity? It looks more like you were sitting directly under a Tesla coil.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Drink-off?

 

[shuke]

Seriously though, if I shave it, it would come back too soon. I want to be clean for a good part of the summer.

You gonna go shirtless at your son's baseball games?

Just because I'll have my shirt off at appropriate times means I'll have it off at inappropriate times also?

 

[shuke]

I can't believe you guys are voting option 1. No fun in that.

 

[Sconch]

So the 'captain' of the trivia team emailed some more of the photos that did not get published in the paper. O HAI!

Notice, once again, there is only one spot at the table with beer cups in front of it.

 

[bostonfred]

lol at discount back waxing

at cat fight

I think I've got to vote GM unless we get pictures of the discount back wax...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

Close.

4ht Annual Come Sit in the Lake and Listen to The Hold Steady and Drink PBR?

Most of them actually don't like hipster music, which moops tells me The Hold Steady is not. And I never drink PBR.

What has 8 fingers, a million dollar smile, golden blond locks and LOVES PBR? THIS GUY!!!!!!11

I never knew cans of PBR were electrically charged.

 

[General Malaise]

I can't believe you guys are voting option 1. No fun in that.

I'm hurt.

 

[shuke]

So the 'captain' of the trivia team emailed some more of the photos that did not get published in the paper. O HAI!

Notice, once again, there is only one spot at the table with beer cups in front of it.

OMG YOU DRANK A BEER! WAY TO GO, FURLEY!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Why wouldn't you go option 2? Can they really screw this up?

"No!!! You removed my unwanted back hair TOO well. Dammit! Not even an expert can fix this."