GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

Give your kids some fly paper and let them go to work.

 

[shuke]

Why wouldn't you go option 2? Can they really screw this up?

I think there's ways to do it so it doesn't hurt as badly. But it's cheaper and will probably be a threesome.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Why wouldn't you go option 2? Can they really screw this up?

I think there's ways to do it so it doesn't hurt as badly. But it's cheaper and will probably be a threesome.

It's not like they're ripping it off little shuke and the snowballs. Suck down some booze and let 'em go nuts.

 

[Stoneys]

Why wouldn't you go option 2? Can they really screw this up?

I think there's ways to do it so it doesn't hurt as badly. But it's cheaper and will probably be a threesome.

It's not like they're ripping it off little shuke and the snowballs. Suck down some booze and let 'em go nuts.

This

 

[urbanhack]

Seriously though, if I shave it, it would come back too soon. I want to be clean for a good part of the summer.

You gonna go shirtless at your son's baseball games?

Just because I'll have my shirt off at appropriate times means I'll have it off at inappropriate times also?

who said it was inappropriate?

 

[Sconch]

So the 'captain' of the trivia team emailed some more of the photos that did not get published in the paper. O HAI!

Notice, once again, there is only one spot at the table with beer cups in front of it.

OMG YOU DRANK A BEER! WAY TO GO, FURLEY!

Thanks

 

[General Malaise]

Shuke, I know a guy who had his back waxed and sprayed a bunch of Chloraseptic ® Menthol Throat Spray all over his back before going in. Said that worked like a champ in deadening the pain. Good luck, friend.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

GB having minimal back hair.

 

[eoMMan]

Would this thing work?

http://www.amazon.com/MANGROOMER-Yourself-Electric-Back-Shaver/dp/B000HQ0L2E

ETA: Why can't you just get your wife to shave your back?

 

[Sconch]

GB having minimal back hair.

GB not being gay.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Would this thing work?http://www.amazon.com/MANGROOMER-Yourself-Electric-Back-Shaver/dp/B000HQ0L2EETA: Why can't you just get your wife to shave your back?

That's what I do. Also a really great opportunity to fart on one's wife.

 

[eoMMan]

3rd Annual Great Texas Pond Rave.

Close.

4ht Annual Come Sit in the Lake and Listen to The Hold Steady and Drink PBR?

Most of them actually don't like hipster music, which moops tells me The Hold Steady is not. And I never drink PBR. Party Barge 3... I'm expecting fairly standard party music, kegs (not sure what kind), and many gallons of "riot punch" (basically Hand Grenades).

Pics are always appreciated, buddy.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't have one freaking back hair. Really sucks because I'd LOVE to camouflage the pasty white fat the way you guys do.

 

[Sconch]

I don't have one freaking back hair. Really sucks because I'd LOVE to camouflage the pasty white fat the way you guys do.

With your problem with static electricity back hair would be a nightmare. You go shirtless and you'd look like an albino stegosaurus.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

I don't have one freaking back hair. Really sucks because I'd LOVE to camouflage the pasty white fat the way you guys do.

With your problem with static electricity back hair would be a nightmare. You go shirtless and you'd look like an albino stegosaurus.

I was thinking porcupine

 

[mr. furley]

So the 'captain' of the trivia team emailed some more of the photos that did not get published in the paper. O HAI!

Notice, once again, there is only one spot at the table with beer cups in front of it.

OMG YOU DRANK A BEER! WAY TO GO, FURLEY!

 

[Sconch]

I don't have one freaking back hair. Really sucks because I'd LOVE to camouflage the pasty white fat the way you guys do.

With your problem with static electricity back hair would be a nightmare. You go shirtless and you'd look like an albino stegosaurus.

I was thinking porcupine

Hmmm...I checked my Johnny Carson "Monologue Words That Sound Funny" chart and "stegosaurus" rates a 4.1. "porcupine" is a 4.25 so you got me there.

 

[shuke]

Why can't you just get your wife to shave your back?

I can. Again, maybe you guys are missing the concept here. What happens when you shave your face? You have stubble the next day. The end.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Shuke, Option 2. With video.

My 4 y/o daughter's gymnastics coach is hot. Her name is deisha(no idea how it's spelled).

 

[urbanhack]

Why can't you just get your wife to shave your back?

I can. Again, maybe you guys are missing the concept here. What happens when you shave your face? You have stubble the next day. The end.

 

[YSR]

I don't really get what Truck's working on here.

 

[kevzilla]

Would this thing work?http://www.amazon.com/MANGROOMER-Yourself-Electric-Back-Shaver/dp/B000HQ0L2EETA: Why can't you just get your wife to shave your back?

I just saw this at the store not an hour ago. What happens if you catch a skin tag or a mole?Yikes.

 

[Sconch]

Would this thing work?http://www.amazon.com/MANGROOMER-Yourself-Electric-Back-Shaver/dp/B000HQ0L2EETA: Why can't you just get your wife to shave your back?

I just saw this at the store not an hour ago. What happens if you catch a skin tag or a mole?Yikes.

An angel gets its wings.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GB having minimal back hair.

JFC

 

[shuke]

JFC

 

[urbanhack]

JFC

 

[shuke]

Bob, what's the holdup on the girl next door poll? May's over, chief. Or are you waiting for Sandy to hit the archive page?

 

[Early_10]

I can't believe you guys are voting option 1. No fun in that.

Definitely #2. And you need an escort....with a camera.

 

[Sconch]

GB having minimal back hair.

JFC

Not quite as funny..local cops shoot and kill a guy in a wheelchair.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My wife's PMS and stupidity, my kids being insane and work have me teetering on the edge on insanity. On top of all that it's the last day of school for the public school kids. All day I'm behind kids driving while on their phone and meandering aimlessly in the street. It came to a head when I stopped to get a carton on smokes and inside there were 6 teenagers in line. There were 5 big black dudes and a short white gal talking loudly on her cell phone about "how I'm on vacation" and "why don't they leave me alone, I'm on vacation" and "it isn't like I'm going to Florida with them this year, I'm on vacation". I could feel the blood rushing to my face and genitals when she turned around and looked at me, I thought WWMD?, so I stared at her as mean as I could. She told her friend she had to go and hung up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob, what's the holdup on the girl next door poll? May's over, chief. Or are you waiting for Sandy to hit the archive page?

I have this 50 mile walk starting tomorrow so I've been busting ### all week. My parents are out of town and I need to feed their cats tonight so I'll do it from there. I sure as #### don't want to go home.

 

[Sconch]

Bob, what's the holdup on the girl next door poll? May's over, chief. Or are you waiting for Sandy to hit the archive page?

I have this 50 mile walk starting tomorrow so I've been busting ### all week. My parents are out of town and I need to feed their cats tonight so I'll do it from there. I sure as #### don't want to go home.

Sounds like you need to get your priorities straight: #1 being most important.4. 50 mile walk3. Your family2. Girl Next Door poll1. Feeding the cats.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob, what's the holdup on the girl next door poll? May's over, chief. Or are you waiting for Sandy to hit the archive page?

I have this 50 mile walk starting tomorrow so I've been busting ### all week. My parents are out of town and I need to feed their cats tonight so I'll do it from there. I sure as #### don't want to go home.

Sounds like you need to get your priorities straight: #1 being most important.4. 50 mile walk3. Your family2. Girl Next Door poll1. Feeding the cats.

Meh, I didn't leave work until almost 9 last night which meant they got fed by 9:30, they're fine.

 

[Sconch]

Bob, what's the holdup on the girl next door poll? May's over, chief. Or are you waiting for Sandy to hit the archive page?

I have this 50 mile walk starting tomorrow so I've been busting ### all week. My parents are out of town and I need to feed their cats tonight so I'll do it from there. I sure as #### don't want to go home.

Sounds like you need to get your priorities straight: #1 being most important.4. 50 mile walk3. Your family2. Girl Next Door poll1. Feeding the cats.

Meh, I didn't leave work until almost 9 last night which meant they got fed by 9:30, they're fine.

How many cats are we talking here? What sizes?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob, what's the holdup on the girl next door poll? May's over, chief. Or are you waiting for Sandy to hit the archive page?

I have this 50 mile walk starting tomorrow so I've been busting ### all week. My parents are out of town and I need to feed their cats tonight so I'll do it from there. I sure as #### don't want to go home.

Sounds like you need to get your priorities straight: #1 being most important.4. 50 mile walk

3. Your family

2. Girl Next Door poll

1. Feeding the cats.

Meh, I didn't leave work until almost 9 last night which meant they got fed by 9:30, they're fine.

How many cats are we talking here? What sizes?

Actually they only have one cat now, they put the other one down a couple of weeks ago. Like YSR, they are always taking in strays so for the last 25 years or so they have always had at least two cats. He's about 10 pounds? I don't know.

 

[Sconch]

Bob, what's the holdup on the girl next door poll? May's over, chief. Or are you waiting for Sandy to hit the archive page?

I have this 50 mile walk starting tomorrow so I've been busting ### all week. My parents are out of town and I need to feed their cats tonight so I'll do it from there. I sure as #### don't want to go home.

Sounds like you need to get your priorities straight: #1 being most important.4. 50 mile walk

3. Your family

2. Girl Next Door poll

1. Feeding the cats.

Meh, I didn't leave work until almost 9 last night which meant they got fed by 9:30, they're fine.

How many cats are we talking here? What sizes?

Actually they only have one cat now, they put the other one down a couple of weeks ago. Like YSR, they are always taking in strays so for the last 25 years or so they have always had at least two cats. He's about 10 pounds? I don't know.

Cat, cats...whatever.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

JFC

 

[Sconch]

@Dan and GPJ

 

[Good Posting Judge]

ool

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Truck> quit circumventing the language filter.

 

[shuke]

BUSTED!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Truck> quit circumventing the language filter.

Ban him.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

JFC

videoYou have to be kidding me.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I apologize. Even though "Dan" deserved it.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

JFC

videoYou have to be kidding me.

"The officer fired 2 rounds and killed my....concrete...ornamental...alligator"

 

[General Malaise]

Why can't you just get your wife to shave your back?

I can. Again, maybe you guys are missing the concept here. What happens when you shave your face? You have stubble the next day. The end.

Why don't you wax your face?I shave maybe twice a week. Sometimes once. Sometimes thrice.

 

[General Malaise]

JFC

Quality police work, there boys....[/Clancy Wiggum]

 

[YSR]

I used to completely own up to being crazy and thought I was that cool tomboy chick for at least realizing that I can be crazy. But lately, I've been all over the place, mood-wise. I'm at the point now where just "owning" my crazy doesn't make it okay.

Poor Mr. YSR.

 

[Tiny Dancer]

Option 1. I believe Tiny Dancer can give you some insight as well with back waxing.

Just had it waxed last week. Starting to grow back already.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Do you guys wax other parts? I may or may not have considered this.