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'Good said:
'krista4 said:
Where is Good Posting Judge? I think my left eyebrow is sprouting its own eyebrow. Need advice.
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I have never plucked or thinned or anything. Any hair that's fallen out of there has done so by its own volition. I'm the wrong guy to ask, despite my ample browage.
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'Bob Sacamano said:
'General Malaise said:
Krista, you are my hero...I couldn't imagine trying to negotiate that, ever. And I told the wife over the weekend that we were going to Nicaragua to stay at my female internet friend's Grenada home and she is DOWN! :excited: I can't wait to go to a baseball game and gamble with strangers. That's what my version of heaven looks like.
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In! I'll try to be coherent this time, though I make no promises.
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:excited: Sacamano and GM at a baseball game in Nicaragua would be epic.
 
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'General Malaise said:
Krista, you are my hero...I couldn't imagine trying to negotiate that, ever.

And I told the wife over the weekend that we were going to Nicaragua to stay at my female internet friend's Grenada home and she is DOWN! :excited:



I can't wait to go to a baseball game and gamble with strangers. That's what my version of heaven looks like.
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The closest I've come to this was getting an entire party to start gambling on the Olympics with me. The olympics only comes every 4 years. Or 2 years. i'm not sure. But baseball in poor countries is everyday :bow:
 
And I only read the current page, been awhile. What can I add here, um, My eyebrows are also doing the Andy Rooney these days. Same with nose and ear. Try to just yank out what I can now and then. :shrug:

Oh I know, check this out. Barbecued next to a couple of lesbians from the Bay area the other night. They end up joining us at our place and after food and more drinks they ask if we smoke, nice. Good #### too, so I have to ask where/how they got that kinda stuff here. TAMPONS, lol. They also had killer hash. Both were lawyers, one the DA. :lmao: Great chicks. :thumbup: Headin back out, sweet dreams Gm thread! :banned:

 
i'm back, sorry, keep getting sidetracked, but doubt i remember my early morning parlay by the time i get back tonight. put a bundle on a Djokovic/Nadal par. no way these guys don't meet up in the FInal in what will be a match nobody should miss, seriously.

 
I had a very weird conversation with my stbx about why she really needed me to pay her alimony for a couple years. If I was my lawyer, I would have slapped me silly.

 
'Sconch said:
'YSR said:
I used to completely own up to being crazy and thought I was that cool tomboy chick for at least realizing that I can be crazy. But lately, I've been all over the place, mood-wise. I'm at the point now where just "owning" my crazy doesn't make it okay. Poor Mr. YSR.
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Yeah, you're pregnant. Congrats.
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This was my first thought as well...but I was a little afraid to tell her. :duck:
 
When I started dating my wife, I was 20 years old and virtually hairless. Skip ahead 15 years, and we're at the beach with my parents. My wife looks at my shoulder and says, "Hey, you're getting back hair. I didn't know I was marrying a guy who would have back hair!"

Without missing a beat, my mom (who started dating my dad in high school) says: "Neither did I." At which point my wife looks over at my dad, who looks like a guy wearing a gorilla suit minus the headpiece, and throws up in her mouth a little.

Five years later, and I'm almost ready to be an extra in the new Planet of the Apes movie.

 
'Bob Sacamano said:
gb you
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Brittany Richardson is Steve Nash's new girlfriend and after a sea of rumors, it appears the NBA MVP has finally found love.Brittany Richardson is quite the card and with a quick glance at her Twitter it's easy to see why Steve Nash chose her to be his girl.

She tweets, "Have you ever pee'd and then just sobered right up?!? #justasking" and then she even cracked jokes on Steve's boy Dirk, "Someone said dirk looks like he. Should be running around trying to scare shaggy and scooby. 0_o lol"

This 22-year-old beauty is also rather cultured and hasn't forgotten where she comes from. While tweeting a picture of a slave who had been lashed by the whip she said, "This is why I strive everyday. You may think I'm lying, but I know where I come from."

We must say we are really happy for Steve Nash and Brittany Richardson and we wish them the very best.

Check out more photos of Brittany Richardson on the following pages!

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'BRONG said:
And I only read the current page, been awhile. What can I add here, um, My eyebrows are also doing the Andy Rooney these days. Same with nose and ear. Try to just yank out what I can now and then. :shrug:Oh I know, check this out. Barbecued next to a couple of lesbians from the Bay area the other night. They end up joining us at our place and after food and more drinks they ask if we smoke, nice. Good #### too, so I have to ask where/how they got that kinda stuff here. TAMPONS, lol. They also had killer hash. Both were lawyers, one the DA. :lmao: Great chicks. :thumbup: Headin back out, sweet dreams Gm thread! :banned:
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Man, I would seriously advise against yanking out nosehairs. It can lead to an infection/zit that's on your nostril that hurts like a #####. Supposedly in can also lead to an infection that can travel back into the brain, but I don't think that's true.Still, a good trimmer is well worth the investment. I try to keep my nostrils, ears and testes satchel as hair-free as possible.
 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
A contest for the GMTAN only:

How much will I weigh Monday morning? This morning I came in at 196.2. Winner gets a SLB prize pack. A special prize pack. One guess per person, Monday deadline.
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203.4
 
'mr. furley said:
'Sconch said:
'mr. furley said:
'Sconch said:
So the 'captain' of the trivia team emailed some more of the photos that did not get published in the paper. :lmao: O HAI!

Notice, once again, there is only one spot at the table with beer cups in front of it.
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4th from left, black shirt. man or woman?
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That's a man. You want his digits?
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i'd like to talk about where he shops for those stylish digs
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At the fat androgynous probably very gay music professors store.
 
So it's the last day of school. What a fudge-up it always is.

School starts at 8am and ends at 11am. Kids go to every class for 15 minutes then they all gather in the quad to sign yearbooks and play grab-### for 45 minutes. Since graduation is today the 8th graders don't have to be here. For some reason every year about 30 or 40 of them show up any way. Since I only teach 8th graders I get like 3 or 4 kids per class...and we nothing.

Right now I'm blasting Grooveshark for me and 2 kids.

God Bless America.

 
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Oh yeah...grooveshark song suggestions? What should I play for a handful of 14 year olds who can't figure out that today is a free day.

 
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