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[St. Louis Bob]

A contest for the GMTAN only:

How much will I weigh Monday morning? This morning I came in at 196.2. Winner gets a SLB prize pack. A special prize pack. One guess per person, Monday deadline.

195.37 cigs

Do you have the special prize pack ready to ship and have given Mrs. SLB instructions about what to do? You know, just in case you don't make it?

If I don't make it you get my junk in a jar of Vllasic's.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh, and I thought it looked awesome.

I wouldn't see that if it was free and on a plane.

You didn't like the Apes movies when you were a kid? This is the prequel to those.

No, I didn't, they were stupid. And I heard, but didn't see first hand, that the one that came out a few years ago with Mark Whalberg was even stupider. Enough already. Come up with some new ideas. Apes that take over the world? Neat concept. Move along already, I have no desire to watch this. Oh look, the monkey talks like a man. How fresh. Maybe we can come up with a movie where the BABY talks like a human...maybe get Bruce Willis to voice over the baby. SO FUNNY! SEQUELS PLEASE!

 

[urbanhack]

Oh, and I thought it looked awesome.

I wouldn't see that if it was free and on a plane.

You didn't like the Apes movies when you were a kid? This is the prequel to those.

No, I didn't, they were stupid. And I heard, but didn't see first hand, that the one that came out a few years ago with Mark Whalberg was even stupider. Enough already. Come up with some new ideas. Apes that take over the world? Neat concept. Move along already, I have no desire to watch this. Oh look, the monkey talks like a man. How fresh. Maybe we can come up with a movie where the BABY talks like a human...maybe get Bruce Willis to voice over the baby. SO FUNNY! SEQUELS PLEASE!

You knew they were stupid even though you didn't watch them?? At least give the first one a try (after smoking up.)S

 

[Sarnoff]

196.1

24 cigs

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Link to the thread?

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Really? Wow. Mega not-coolness for that post, Aaron.

Seriously? He's the uncool one?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Link to the thread?

search for threads with 'weapon' in the title. it's the first one that comes up.

 

[Sconch]

Rudnicki by KO, Rd 1.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I can't get past a white guy named Ryan calling himself "Amos Lee."

 

[Disco Stu]

Hoping this Bloody Mary helps.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just walked by a house with a chick in a bikini washing her car. She had a big cooler of beer. She offereda beer, I accepted.

 

[urbanhack]

Hoping this Bloody Mary helps.

I'll take 2.

 

[urbanhack]

Just walked by a house with a chick in a bikini washing her car. She had a big cooler of beer. She offereda beer, I accepted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kliy32YWFcU

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just walked by a house with a chick in a bikini washing her car. She had a big cooler of beer. She offereda beer, I accepted.

Scale of 1-10?

 

[YSR]

I Aaron.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh, and I thought it looked awesome.

I wouldn't see that if it was free and on a plane.

You didn't like the Apes movies when you were a kid? This is the prequel to those.

No, I didn't, they were stupid. And I heard, but didn't see first hand, that the one that came out a few years ago with Mark Whalberg was even stupider. Enough already. Come up with some new ideas. Apes that take over the world? Neat concept. Move along already, I have no desire to watch this. Oh look, the monkey talks like a man. How fresh. Maybe we can come up with a movie where the BABY talks like a human...maybe get Bruce Willis to voice over the baby. SO FUNNY! SEQUELS PLEASE!

Oh, I've seen enough of it to know it didn't interest me. Not having cable as a kid meant watching a LOT of bad TV. That came on a time or two...did nothing for me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just walked by a house with a chick in a bikini washing her car. She had a big cooler of beer. She offereda beer, I accepted.

Scale of 1-10?

7, beer and the fact she sprayed me with the hose, 10greatest beer ever

 

[General Malaise]

gb you

Brittany Richardson is Steve Nash's new girlfriend and after a sea of rumors, it appears the NBA MVP has finally found love.Brittany Richardson is quite the card and with a quick glance at her Twitter it's easy to see why Steve Nash chose her to be his girl.

She tweets, "Have you ever pee'd and then just sobered right up?!? #justasking" and then she even cracked jokes on Steve's boy Dirk, "Someone said dirk looks like he. Should be running around trying to scare shaggy and scooby. 0_o lol"

This 22-year-old beauty is also rather cultured and hasn't forgotten where she comes from. While tweeting a picture of a slave who had been lashed by the whip she said, "This is why I strive everyday. You may think I'm lying, but I know where I come from."

We must say we are really happy for Steve Nash and Brittany Richardson and we wish them the very best.

Check out more photos of Brittany Richardson on the following pages!

Read more: http://globalgrind.com/entertainment/brittany-richardson-steve-nashs-new-girlfriend-hotter-sun-photos#ixzz1ODvRAavx

If there is a god, this girl is some how related to Jason Richardson.

 

[Captain Cuffman]

Really? Wow. Mega not-coolness for that post, Aaron.

You're right. That post wasn't very cool.

,sI thought posting that behind an alias was pretty lame.

Ooooh, look at mister tough guy mod here!

 

[Jimmy Johnson's Hairdresser]

Really? Wow. Mega not-coolness for that post, Aaron.

You're right. That post wasn't very cool.

,sI thought posting that behind an alias was pretty lame.

Ooooh, look at mister tough guy mod here!

 

[General Malaise]

Just watched a pair of bald eagles fly around the farmland/woods outside my office window. Very very cool.

 

[General Malaise]

Oh yeah...grooveshark song suggestions? What should I play for a handful of 14 year olds who can't figure out that today is a free day.

"Friday" by that Rebecca girl

Done. And I told them it was a request from you. Then I showed them your photo and they laughed and laughed.

"What's up with that guy's legs??"

He looks like an oil drum on stilts...

 

[General Malaise]

Is the Bogart updates now in some other thread?

Maybe Athol Kay is blogging about it.

I think my updates ran their course. Didn't really mean to ever post as much as I did.

Don't worry about it. A lot of times writing/posting is good self-therapy. Feel free to update in here.

What are we updating? I cn't remember. Update in here. Moar!

 

[shuke]

You didn't like the Apes movies when you were a kid? This is the prequel to those.

No, I didn't, they were stupid.

So dumb

 

[St. Louis Bob]

16 down

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Really? Wow. Mega not-coolness for that post, Aaron.

You're right. That post wasn't very cool.

,sI thought posting that behind an alias was pretty lame.

Ooooh, look at mister tough guy mod here!

 

[guru_007]

16 down

cigarettes or lbs?

 

[Bogart]

Is the Bogart updates now in some other thread?

Maybe Athol Kay is blogging about it.

I think my updates ran their course. Didn't really mean to ever post as much as I did.

Don't worry about it. A lot of times writing/posting is good self-therapy. Feel free to update in here.

What are we updating? I cn't remember. Update in here. Moar!

In a nutshell:No sechs with the wife for the last 9 months. Before that only 3-4 times a year pretty much our whole 10 year marriage. Start counseling, I'm seriously contemplating divorce, even with 2 kids. Two sessions in, wife buys sexy clothes, gives sexy time, promises sexy time once a week. Many opinions, advice, remarks from FFA and married sex life blogger Athol Kay.I think that brings you up to speed.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

16 down

cigarettes or lbs?

miles pet, milesReally regretting the 5 miles I did yesterday.Walking with 8 good looking sweatty chicks is kind of cool though.

 

[eoMMan]

What type of MPH are you doing the walking at?

 

[urbanhack]

What type of MPH are you doing the walking at?

my guess: 2.66875winner gets a gift pack from me.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

What type of MPH are you doing the walking at?

Menthols Per Hour?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

put a bundle on a Djokovic/Nadal par.

Max bet?

Oof.

 

[cosjobs]

Really? Wow. Mega not-coolness for that post, Aaron.

You're right. That post wasn't very cool.

,sI thought posting that behind an alias was pretty lame.

Ooooh, look at mister tough guy mod here!

aliai check?

 

[urbanhack]

Really? Wow. Mega not-coolness for that post, Aaron.

You're right. That post wasn't very cool.

,sI thought posting that behind an alias was pretty lame.

Ooooh, look at mister tough guy mod here!

aliai check?

I'm Captain Cuffman

 

[General Malaise]

You didn't like the Apes movies when you were a kid? This is the prequel to those.

No, I didn't, they were stupid.

So dumb

Yeah, an animal i can see in a zoo talking and taking over the world. Right, I'm the dumb one.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What type of MPH are you doing the walking at?

Very slow, 20-25 minutes. It actually makes it more hateful. Plus I'm almost out of vodka.

 

[Funkley]

I miss GM. Need another MH.

 

[Thorn]

Really? Wow. Mega not-coolness for that post, Aaron.

You're right. That post wasn't very cool.

,sI thought posting that behind an alias was pretty lame.

Ooooh, look at mister tough guy mod here!

thumbring@!

 

[cosjobs]

You didn't like the Apes movies when you were a kid? This is the prequel to those.

No, I didn't, they were stupid.

So dumb

Yeah, an animal i can see in a zoo talking and taking over the world. Right, I'm the dumb one.

What I really liked about PoA was that they really looked like apes. Back when I was a kid, most sci-fi special effects couldn't fool/scare a five year old, so it got more credibility than it should, just because you got to see a bunch of realistic looking non-humans running around..

 

[urbanhack]

You didn't like the Apes movies when you were a kid? This is the prequel to those.

No, I didn't, they were stupid.

So dumb

Yeah, an animal i can see in a zoo talking and taking over the world. Right, I'm the dumb one.

What are some scifi / scary movies you like?

 

[Early_10]

I try to keep my nostrils, ears and testes satchel as hair-free as possible.

GB you and your kind.

 

[Funkley]

I try to keep my nostrils, ears and testes satchel as hair-free as possible.

GB you and your kind.

Once you start you cant stop. Not sure anything itches like sack stubble.

 

[Early_10]

Just walked by a house with a chick in a bikini washing her car. She had a big cooler of beer. She offereda beer, I accepted.

Thats a lb right there.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I try to keep my nostrils, ears and testes satchel as hair-free as possible.

GB you and your kind.

Once you start you cant stop. Not sure anything itches like sack stubble.

You just gotta keep shaving.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I try to keep my nostrils, ears and testes satchel as hair-free as possible.

GB you and your kind.

Once you start you cant stop. Not sure anything itches like sack stubble.

You just gotta keep shaving.

I stopped for a meeting at work once. Not good times!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Done

I think I'm going to die. I need a beer.

 

[Drifter]

Took half a vicodin before work this morning and was borderline loopy. Pain is starting to come back and I have about 3.5 hours to go (meeting at 5). Should I take another?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Took half a vicodin before work this morning and was borderline loopy. Pain is starting to come back and I have about 3.5 hours to go (meeting at 5). Should I take another?

Take two and start drinking. Live blog the 5 o'clock meeting. TIA!

 

[BRONG]

put a bundle on a Djokovic/Nadal par.

Max bet?

OUCH.