GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Drifter]

Took half a vicodin before work this morning and was borderline loopy. Pain is starting to come back and I have about 3.5 hours to go (meeting at 5). Should I take another?

Take two and start drinking. Live blog the 5 o'clock meeting. TIA!

I should have mentioned these are extra strength Vicodin. I should also mention that while I'm a notorioure binge drinker and have done more than my share of natural drugs, I am not normally a pill popper so they usually give me an extra kick.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Took half a vicodin before work this morning and was borderline loopy. Pain is starting to come back and I have about 3.5 hours to go (meeting at 5). Should I take another?

Take two and start drinking. Live blog the 5 o'clock meeting. TIA!

I should have mentioned these are extra strength Vicodin. I should also mention that while I'm a notorioure binge drinker and have done more than my share of natural drugs, I am not normally a pill popper so they usually give me an extra kick.

vicodin knocked me on my ### when I had to take them.

 

[BRONG]

Barbecued next to a couple of lesbians

Album name.

they ask if we smoke, nice. Good #### too, so I have to ask where/how they got that kinda stuff here. TAMPONS, lol.

Wait, what now?

They disassembled tampons and put pot and hash in there so they could BYOPH to Hawaii. Attorneys, one a DA.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Has anyone heard of this Silk Road website? Whoah.

 

[Sconch]

Just watched a pair of bald eagles fly around the farmland/woods outside my office window. Very very cool.

LOOK AT ME! I WORK IN A NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SPECIAL

 

[urbanhack]

Founder's Pale Ale....down the hatch in less than 3 minutes. TASTY.

 

[BRONG]

Wait, HALF a vicodin???

 

[urbanhack]

Wait, HALF a vicodin???

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Walked in on a bunch of chicks naked in the shower. Apparently they had the men's shower blocked off for the women for awhile. Thankfully nobody saw me.

 

[General Malaise]

Wait, HALF a vicodin???

 

[General Malaise]

You didn't like the Apes movies when you were a kid? This is the prequel to those.

No, I didn't, they were stupid.

So dumb

Yeah, an animal i can see in a zoo talking and taking over the world. Right, I'm the dumb one.

What are some scifi / scary movies you like?

Star Wars? Empire Strikes Back? Much better than monkeys running around talking. You don't see Darth Vader in a cage.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Walked in on a bunch of chicks naked in the shower. Apparently they had the men's shower blocked off for the women for awhile. Thankfully nobody saw me.

Seriously, what are the odds the locker room was wallpapered with catjockey wall paper?

 

[kevzilla]

I didn't want to start a separate "LOOK AT ME" thread, but nineteen months of unemployment are coming to an end. I start on Monday the 13th. Not the perfect opportunity, but will pay my bills. Besides, how picky could I afford to be?

We'll see. I have interviews for two other jobs next week.

There may be drunk posting later.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I didn't want to start a separate "LOOK AT ME" thread, but nineteen months of unemployment are coming to an end. I start on Monday the 13th. Not the perfect opportunity, but will pay my bills. Besides, how picky could I afford to be?We'll see. I have interviews for two other jobs next week. There may be drunk posting later.

Congrats. What will you and your hair be doing?

 

[kevzilla]

I didn't want to start a separate "LOOK AT ME" thread, but nineteen months of unemployment are coming to an end. I start on Monday the 13th. Not the perfect opportunity, but will pay my bills. Besides, how picky could I afford to be?We'll see. I have interviews for two other jobs next week. There may be drunk posting later.

Congrats. What will you and your hair be doing?

Responding to physician queries/complaints/crying. Unless they can hear how awful my hair is over the phone, it won't come into play.

 

[YSR]

Yep, just a typical Friday night in the YSR household: I'm outside grilling a couple of filets on the BGE, and my husband is inside watching "Burlesque".

 

[Drifter]

Wait, HALF a vicodin???

As I said, I don't pop pills. I'll gladly pit my drinking, smoking, munching prowess up against just about anyone but I rarely even take an advil or a tylenol.(and my understanding is that 1/2 of a Vicodin ES is = 1 Vicodin so bbbht

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Walked in on a bunch of chicks naked in the shower. Apparently they had the men's shower blocked off for the women for awhile. Thankfully nobody saw me.

Seriously, what are the odds the locker room was wallpapered with catjockey wall paper?

Negative. We're at a community college. I just don't know. I just ate a crapload of pasta, drinking beer and I'm wearing a sea shell bra.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Where is this Bogart secks thread? I don't think I've seen it.

Deleted. Thank the guy who takes lingerie back after his wife wears it. Double thank the guy who was willing to buy it for twice the price.

I cleaned it up and brought it back yesterday.

Did it shrink?

 

[Early_10]

Walked in on a bunch of chicks naked in the shower. Apparently they had the men's shower blocked off for the women for awhile. Thankfully nobody saw me.

Seriously, what are the odds the locker room was wallpapered with catjockey wall paper?

Negative. We're at a community college. I just don't know. I just ate a crapload of pasta, drinking beer and I'm wearing a sea shell bra.

I'm gonna add 4 lbs to my earlier guess.

 

[krista4]

Walked in on a bunch of chicks naked in the shower. Apparently they had the men's shower blocked off for the women for awhile. Thankfully nobody saw me.

Seriously, what are the odds the locker room was wallpapered with catjockey wall paper?

Negative. We're at a community college. I just don't know. I just ate a crapload of pasta, drinking beer and I'm wearing a sea shell bra.

I'm gonna add 4 lbs to my earlier guess.

You really need to find out if he'll be wearing the seashell bra at the weigh-in.Congrats, kevzilla!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Walked in on a bunch of chicks naked in the shower. Apparently they had the men's shower blocked off for the women for awhile. Thankfully nobody saw me.

Seriously, what are the odds the locker room was wallpapered with catjockey wall paper?

Negative. We're at a community college. I just don't know. I just ate a crapload of pasta, drinking beer and I'm wearing a sea shell bra.

I'm gonna add 4 lbs to my earlier guess.

You really need to find out if he'll be wearing the seashell bra at the weigh-in.Congrats, kevzilla!!

Mrs. SLB took some pics.I looked like I lost at least 5 pounds when I was showering with the 76 year old guy earlier.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, the little sister of our friend with MS is walking with us. I forgot how insanely hot she was. She was banging Mark McGwire back in 99 if that gives you a clue. On top of that she's a blond and a total perv.

I'm about to die.

 

[kevzilla]

T&P SLB. I wonder how much weight you'll, ummm, lose after you die?

 

[Sconch]

I have this cousin that's a couple of years younger than I am. She and her family live in the Bay Area. She's always been a little off. She has three kids, 2 boys and a girl, ranging from 11 down to 6 years old.

She's one of those over-involved, over-protective parents. A few years ago we had a big family reunion at the beach. While all of the other kids were doing typical crazy kid stuff like burying each other in the sand and beating the crap out of each other with kelp strands her kids were (as per her instructions) finding interesting rocks and shells. She even made some sort of checklist for them to follow ('find a round rock...find a shell with 2 colors' etc).

So anyway she posted a pic on Facebook of her kids about a month ago playing Nerf Dart tag. In the photo all of the kids are wearing safety glasses. I thought that was a little weird but I looked it and I guess Nerf includes the glasses when you buy a Nerf dart gun. OK, I can see that.

Tonight she posted a photo of the kids in the middle of an EPIC SILLY STRING WAR! Yeah, all 3 kids are wearing their Nerf safety glasses.

Jesus.

 

[SofaKings]

I bought an EVO Epic phone. Phone technology has passed me by.

 

[kevzilla]

I bought an EVO Epic phone. Phone technology has passed me by.

I recently acquired a Samsung Mythic. As a hand-me-down from my 16-year-old niece.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I have this cousin that's a couple of years younger than I am. She and her family live in the Bay Area. She's always been a little off. She has three kids, 2 boys and a girl, ranging from 11 down to 6 years old.

She's one of those over-involved, over-protective parents. A few years ago we had a big family reunion at the beach. While all of the other kids were doing typical crazy kid stuff like burying each other in the sand and beating the crap out of each other with kelp strands her kids were (as per her instructions) finding interesting rocks and shells. She even made some sort of checklist for them to follow ('find a round rock...find a shell with 2 colors' etc).

So anyway she posted a pic on Facebook of her kids about a month ago playing Nerf Dart tag. In the photo all of the kids are wearing safety glasses. I thought that was a little weird but I looked it and I guess Nerf includes the glasses when you buy a Nerf dart gun. OK, I can see that.

Tonight she posted a photo of the kids in the middle of an EPIC SILLY STRING WAR! Yeah, all 3 kids are wearing their Nerf safety glasses.

Jesus.

What means this, it sounds like fun [/disco stu]

 

[Frostillicus]

I have this cousin that's a couple of years younger than I am. She and her family live in the Bay Area. She's always been a little off. She has three kids, 2 boys and a girl, ranging from 11 down to 6 years old.

She's one of those over-involved, over-protective parents. A few years ago we had a big family reunion at the beach. While all of the other kids were doing typical crazy kid stuff like burying each other in the sand and beating the crap out of each other with kelp strands her kids were (as per her instructions) finding interesting rocks and shells. She even made some sort of checklist for them to follow ('find a round rock...find a shell with 2 colors' etc).

So anyway she posted a pic on Facebook of her kids about a month ago playing Nerf Dart tag. In the photo all of the kids are wearing safety glasses. I thought that was a little weird but I looked it and I guess Nerf includes the glasses when you buy a Nerf dart gun. OK, I can see that.

Tonight she posted a photo of the kids in the middle of an EPIC SILLY STRING WAR! Yeah, all 3 kids are wearing their Nerf safety glasses.

Jesus.

What means this, it sounds like fun [/disco stu]

My link

 

[shuke]

I try to keep my nostrils, ears and testes satchel as hair-free as possible.

GB you and your kind.

Once you start you cant stop. Not sure anything itches like sack stubble.

Truer words have never been spoken. I'd like to go back in time and change my mind on this one.

 

[shuke]

I didn't want to start a separate "LOOK AT ME" thread, but nineteen months of unemployment are coming to an end. I start on Monday the 13th. Not the perfect opportunity, but will pay my bills. Besides, how picky could I afford to be?We'll see. I have interviews for two other jobs next week. There may be drunk posting later.

Congrats. What will you and your hair be doing?

Congrats kev

 

[General Malaise]

Wait, HALF a vicodin???

As I said, I don't pop pills. I'll gladly pit my drinking, smoking, munching prowess up against just about anyone but I rarely even take an advil or a tylenol.(and my understanding is that 1/2 of a Vicodin ES is = 1 Vicodin so bbbht

More of a laugh at Sonny Brong than it was at you, GB.I took two of my wife's Vicodin a couple weeks back and turned into a ball of mess. Just ask Stryker. The fact that SLBrong was laughing at being an issue made me giggle. I'm pretty sure he sprinkles 4 Vicodin ES on his morning cereal.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't do pills either. I mean...I've played around. I know what they do. I could do them if I wanted to. I don't. I really suck on them.

 

[BRONG]

Speaking of sprinkles, it's not even funny how much of that tampon hash I just smoked. Yeah, I'm out.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Yep, just a typical Friday night in the YSR household: I'm outside grilling a couple of filets on the BGE, and my husband is inside watching "Burlesque".

Yup, he's pregnant

Jesus.

You said it man

Wait, HALF a vicodin???

As I said, I don't pop pills. I'll gladly pit my drinking, smoking, munching prowess up against just about anyone but I rarely even take an advil or a tylenol.(and my understanding is that 1/2 of a Vicodin ES is = 1 Vicodin so bbbht

More of a laugh at Sonny Brong than it was at you, GB.I took two of my wife's Vicodin a couple weeks back and turned into a ball of mess. Just ask Stryker. The fact that SLBrong was laughing at being an issue made me giggle. I'm pretty sure he sprinkles 4 Vicodin ES on his morning cereal.

I was pretty sure alcohol and weed were involved. I had a sneaking suspicion there were other things but couldn't confirm due to lack of pronunciation.PS check your phone...did I send you a pic of my pee last weekend?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

PS check your phone...did I send you a pic of my pee last weekend?

That was me.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

PS check your phone...did I send you a pic of my pee last weekend?

That was me.

Sorry.According to my phone it was both of you

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So it's Katie's 27th birthday on Sunday. Anyone got any ideas for a present?

I do pretty well in the gift department...but all my ideas were stolen by the freaking wedding registry. Is it bad form to do a spa gift certificate for the 2nd year in a row?

 

[Thorn]

Are you not entertained?

 

[kevzilla]

So it's Katie's 27th birthday on Sunday. Anyone got any ideas for a present? I do pretty well in the gift department...but all my ideas were stolen by the freaking wedding registry. Is it bad form to do a spa gift certificate for the 2nd year in a row?

I think if you do, she'll expect it every year. Girls love that spa crap.But I'm drunker than Cooter Brown, what do I know?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Are you not entertained?

You have a shot at her? Solid "YES PLEASE"

So it's Katie's 27th birthday on Sunday. Anyone got any ideas for a present? I do pretty well in the gift department...but all my ideas were stolen by the freaking wedding registry. Is it bad form to do a spa gift certificate for the 2nd year in a row?

I think if you do, she'll expect it every year. Girls love that spa crap.But I'm drunker than Cooter Brown, what do I know?

THat's my quandary. I'm surprised I knew what quandary meant, much less how its spelled. Thank you Firefox spell check

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Are you not entertained?

You have a shot at her? Solid "YES PLEASE"

So it's Katie's 27th birthday on Sunday. Anyone got any ideas for a present? I do pretty well in the gift department...but all my ideas were stolen by the freaking wedding registry. Is it bad form to do a spa gift certificate for the 2nd year in a row?

I think if you do, she'll expect it every year. Girls love that spa crap.But I'm drunker than Cooter Brown, what do I know?

THat's my quandary. I'm surprised I knew what quandary meant, much less how its spelled. Thank you Firefox spell check

I take that back....I got her a lens for her DSLR last year. But I'm pretty good at hints and every hint was/is on our registry. I'm freaking lost on this one. I have about 4 hours from 9am until 1pm tomorrow to get something.She loves UFC and they're coming to Milwaukee but tickets don't go on sale for another week or two...I'm thinking a coupon in a card for tickets?She loves ####ry music but goes to Country Fest ever year with her mom, sister and a handful of other family/friendsShe has a 2nd job as an usher supervisor at local arenas so concerts/plays etc are out because she gets paid to see themI'm flat out of ideas

 

[Thorn]

Are you not entertained?

You have a shot at her? Solid "YES PLEASE"

a shot? .s?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Are you not entertained?

You have a shot at her? Solid "YES PLEASE"

a shot? .s?

Past tense

 

[Early_10]

I dreamed last night/this morning that I was seducing GM. He wasn't as pale as you'd think and his hair was a shaggy comb over. Still I found him incredibly attractive.

We were in my dead grandmothers kitchen.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wait, HALF a vicodin???

As I said, I don't pop pills. I'll gladly pit my drinking, smoking, munching prowess up against just about anyone but I rarely even take an advil or a tylenol.(and my understanding is that 1/2 of a Vicodin ES is = 1 Vicodin so bbbht

More of a laugh at Sonny Brong than it was at you, GB.I took two of my wife's Vicodin a couple weeks back and turned into a ball of mess. Just ask Stryker. The fact that SLBrong was laughing at being an issue made me giggle. I'm pretty sure he sprinkles 4 Vicodin ES on his morning cereal.

Yeterday I told Mrs. SLB I could use an Aleve and her response was "all I got on me is Ultram, Vicodin and Percocet" and yes she was serious.Leavinmg now for another 20 miles. A heat warning has been issued until Tuesday.

 

[Sam Quentin]

Interpret this dream:

Had a dresm that I was staying with some acquaitances that I knew in the dream, but not real life...big group of people in the house. The "grandma" of the house is having some kind of heart tremors. I get a flash of what looks like a lifeless form in a housedress just flopping on the ground and then it turns out I was looking at a pillow (almost a Lynch-esque vision). Evrybody's loading up into cars to go to the hospital. As I barely know this person and somebody should watch the house I am not one of those people - besides I can't accomplish anything at the hospital. At the last second, I decide, I need to be there for this person. I run outside to hitch a ride as everybody is peeling out to the hospital. A huge van tht fits maybe 20-25 people on it stops to let me in. At the last second I realize that i didn't lock the house or turn off the TV, I say can you hold up a sec so I calock the door? They say no, it's ok, we probably won't get robbed.

Along the way I see some 2 and 3 story houses that have fronts on them, but no side walls, back walls or roof or furniture. The van hits a center section of town which like an elevated traffic circle type thing. At this point I realize that "grampa" iis the one driving and he is distraugt. as he's zippig around the circle in this huge van he hits a guardrail and the van goes flying way up in the air. I realize that there's a slight chance we could land safely on another nearby elevated roadway.

I then say :\"What a stupid decision to get on this thing" I think maybe this is all a bad dream and I force myself to wake up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Interpret this dream:Had a dresm that I was staying with some acquaitances that I knew in the dream, but not real life...big group of people in the house. The "grandma" of the house is having some kind of heart tremors. I get a flash of what looks like a lifeless form in a housedress just flopping on the ground and then it turns out I was looking at a pillow (almost a Lynch-esque vision). Evrybody's loading up into cars to go to the hospital. As I barely know this person and somebody should watch the house I am not one of those people - besides I can't accomplish anything at the hospital. At the last second, I decide, I need to be there for this person. I run outside to hitch a ride as everybody is peeling out to the hospital. A huge van tht fits maybe 20-25 people on it stops to let me in. At the last second I realize that i didn't lock the house or turn off the TV, I say can you hold up a sec so I calock the door? They say no, it's ok, we probably won't get robbed.Along the way I see some 2 and 3 story houses that have fronts on them, but no side walls, back walls or roof or furniture. The van hits a center section of town which like an elevated traffic circle type thing. At this point I realize that "grampa" iis the one driving and he is distraugt. as he's zippig around the circle in this huge van he hits a guardrail and the van goes flying way up in the air. I realize that there's a slight chance we could land safely on another nearby elevated roadway.I then say :\"What a stupid decision to get on this thing" I think maybe this is all a bad dream and I force myself to wake up.

You want to be gang raped by the Village People.

 

[Disco Stu]

I have this cousin that's a couple of years younger than I am. She and her family live in the Bay Area. She's always been a little off. She has three kids, 2 boys and a girl, ranging from 11 down to 6 years old.

She's one of those over-involved, over-protective parents. A few years ago we had a big family reunion at the beach. While all of the other kids were doing typical crazy kid stuff like burying each other in the sand and beating the crap out of each other with kelp strands her kids were (as per her instructions) finding interesting rocks and shells. She even made some sort of checklist for them to follow ('find a round rock...find a shell with 2 colors' etc).

So anyway she posted a pic on Facebook of her kids about a month ago playing Nerf Dart tag. In the photo all of the kids are wearing safety glasses. I thought that was a little weird but I looked it and I guess Nerf includes the glasses when you buy a Nerf dart gun. OK, I can see that.

Tonight she posted a photo of the kids in the middle of an EPIC SILLY STRING WAR! Yeah, all 3 kids are wearing their Nerf safety glasses.

Jesus.

What means this, it sounds like fun [/disco stu]

Lol. Stu Jr and his little buddy were playing with nerf dart guns yesterday. No safety glasses. Triple points for an eyeball shot.

 

[-fish-]

Fins n Skins tournament today. Fish salmon til 1, then 18 holes of golf. My team has been on the water since 5:45, but I have my daughter so i'll hop on the boat at 10 after her mom picks her up. We recruited a waitress from our favorite bar as our fourth, so that should be interesting. Barely know her and going to go drink with her for 8 hours straight. So far no fish caught.