GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[krista4]

Maybe the strangest hotel room I've ever had. This is the view from the bed. That thing on the left is indeed the shower and to the right is the toilet. I don't think I'd recommend sharing this room, though there is also a sheer, billowy curtain you can use to separate the bathroom from the bed.

There is a variety of "moods" to choose from that change the color of all the lighting in the room and open/close the window shade (which scared the crap out of me when I hit the button). Right now the shower lights are red and the rest of the lights are green because I found that setting and now can't seem to switch it.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

So you just had a paperbag with a live copperhead that you carried around all day?

I was thinking the same thing

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Went to pick up my daughter yesterday from her friend's 'last day of school' party. There were about 200 kids there, more than half of which were 7th-9th grade girls running around in bikinis. It was Homer heaven.

Now that I think of it Homer - are you still in Y-town? If so I'm maybe an hour away. I'm sure you could have made it in 30-40 minutes considering the circumstances. Sorry, Bro.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

So I just received Downfall - the Hitler meme movie - from Netflix. I never would have rented it if not for the meme, so that goes to show how satire doesn't kill copyrights.

Am I going to be able to watch this thing without cracking up laughing at one of the more powerful scenes of the film while my girlfriend stares at me like I'm some damn fool? Doubtful.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Holy crap I just had the best donut ever.

Krispy Kreme oreo cookies and cream -- glazed donut with cookies n cream filling, topped with oreo crumbles and white icing..

:fatty:

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Holy crap I just had the best donut ever.Krispy Kreme oreo cookies and cream -- glazed donut with cookies n cream filling, topped with oreo crumbles and white icing..:fatty:

Weird. I was just entering a post about how cute the girl was at the donut shop this morning. I think I flirted with her in front of my children. :fattywithachubby:

 

[shuke]

http://chicago.metromix.com/restaurants/essay_photo_gallery/chicagos-hottest-server-contest/2650717/photo/all

Amber: can't believe you fell for the nerd shtickBrooke: wants to get degree in nursing... naughty nursing!!! Future stripper.

Hannah: without a doubt the dumbest one: "excited for summer"

Jenny: she "loves to do activities". If Hannah dies, Jenny becomes the dumbest.

Melina: a few cheeseburgers away from being the Snooki of Chicago

Laura: wants to be an actress.. I hope she becomes Emma Stone, but I fear she'll be another Lohan

Inessa: Ukraine chicks love freeze pops... she's tops on my list

Stefanie: 21 year old Peruvian. Yummy.

Adrienne: she gives off a bad vibe and she's a marathon runner... I don't trust her.

Veronica: Freakin Casper! That is what GM would look like if he lost a lot of weight, colored his hair and was pretty.

Agree or disagree with my comments?

I didn't read the bios.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

I have also thrown out clues to accounts at pokerstars(rip), xbox live, and :e:lsewhere.

we're going to need to see some ID here, sir

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

http://chicago.metro...50717/photo/all

Amber: can't believe you fell for the nerd shtickBrooke: wants to get degree in nursing... naughty nursing!!! Future stripper.

Hannah: without a doubt the dumbest one: "excited for summer"

Jenny: she "loves to do activities". If Hannah dies, Jenny becomes the dumbest.

Melina: a few cheeseburgers away from being the Snooki of Chicago

Laura: wants to be an actress.. I hope she becomes Emma Stone, but I fear she'll be another Lohan

Inessa: Ukraine chicks love freeze pops... she's tops on my list

Stefanie: 21 year old Peruvian. Yummy.

Adrienne: she gives off a bad vibe and she's a marathon runner... I don't trust her.

Veronica: Freakin Casper! That is what GM would look like if he lost a lot of weight, colored his hair and was pretty.

Agree or disagree with my comments?

I didn't read the bios.

reading is for suckers. You can tell everything you need to know by looking at their (o)(o)

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Maybe the strangest hotel room I've ever had. This is the view from the bed. That thing on the left is indeed the shower and to the right is the toilet. I don't think I'd recommend sharing this room, though there is also a sheer, billowy curtain you can use to separate the bathroom from the bed.

There is a variety of "moods" to choose from that change the color of all the lighting in the room and open/close the window shade (which scared the crap out of me when I hit the button). Right now the shower lights are red and the rest of the lights are green because I found that setting and now can't seem to switch it.

Which one is the teleporter?

 

[YSR]

I love Waffle House so hard.

 

[urbanhack]

Whatever happened to BigRed?

 

[rickyjgo]

Total waste of a day today. Woke up at 8am feeling like garbage, but couldn't fall back asleep. Made it to the couch and didn't turn on the lights until 3pm. Waffle House would have probably fixed that, but we don't have one. If we did I bet they would deliver, almost everyone else does. In the mood for a Big Mac and a Blizzard? Pick up the phone and it is on the way. I guess it is easy to maintain a delivery service when it costs about $10 to fill up your gas tank.

 

[The Gator]

#10

 

[Thorn]

Can someone find me that FB status that everyone had awhile back about "drinking out of the hose, riding a bike if without a helmet, etc., repost if you survived"?

TIA

 

[Exit 1]

My office is ordering lunch today and I'm getting a chicken parm sandwich....I'M PUMPED!!!

 

[rickyjgo]

Can someone find me that FB status that everyone had awhile back about "drinking out of the hose, riding a bike if without a helmet, etc., repost if you survived"?TIA

"If you grew up on home cooked meals, you rode a bike with no helmet, your parents house was not "child-proof" , you got a whippin' when you misbehaved, had 3 TV channels you got up to change or went outside to turn the antenna, school started with the Pledge of Allegiance, stores were closed on Sunday, you drank water out of a water hose and still turned out okay, re-post this and show that you survived!"Took a while to find, had to surf through all the Farmville updates to locate it. Seems like spam posts and Farmville go hand in hand.

 

[Frostillicus]

Tonight I'm bringing the kids over to my parents in order to give the wife a much needed break. My parents are going to be out of town, however, so once the kids go to bed I'll be looking for something to do besides drink. As luck would have it I recently purchased five new DVDs. Which one should I watch?

Grizzly Rage (starring nobody famous but there is a hot chick) - trailer

Blue Demon (starring Michelle Pfeiffer's sister, Al from Step by Step, and Mickey from Seinfeld) - trailer

Shark Swarm (starring one of the Dukes of Hazzard and a mannish looking Darryl Hannah) - trailer

Red Water (starring a still superhot Kristy Swanson, Coolio, Lou Diamond Phillips, and Mr. Belding) - commercial

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (starring Urkel) - trailer

If it breaks any ties, Blue Demon is the only one with any potential nudity, but I can't confirm.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

As I sit here and look at the clock I realize that I've been at work for 3-1/2 hours. What work-related activities have I done? None. Abso####inglutely zero. Looked at Facebook? Yes. Surfed porn and guessed her muff? Yeah. Hung out in the GMTAN? Yep. Set plan to go trout fishing with friends? check.

Work? no.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Tonight I'm bringing the kids over to my parents in order to give the wife a much needed break. My parents are going to be out of town, however, so once the kids go to bed I'll be looking for something to do besides drink. As luck would have it I recently purchased five new DVDs. Which one should I watch?

Grizzly Rage (starring nobody famous but there is a hot chick) - trailer

Blue Demon (starring Michelle Pfeiffer's sister, Al from Step by Step, and Mickey from Seinfeld) - trailer

Shark Swarm (starring one of the Dukes of Hazzard and a mannish looking Darryl Hannah) - trailer

Red Water (starring a still superhot Kristy Swanson, Coolio, Lou Diamond Phillips, and Mr. Belding) - commercial

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (starring Urkel) - trailer

If it breaks any ties, Blue Demon is the only one with any potential nudity, but I can't confirm.

how much did that set you back? 56 cents?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

On pins and needles waiting to see who Frosty's new avatar girl is going to be.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Anything new in the world of masturbation these days? I'm looking to spice things up a bit. Let me know.

 

[Thorn]

Can someone find me that FB status that everyone had awhile back about "drinking out of the hose, riding a bike if without a helmet, etc., repost if you survived"?TIA

"If you grew up on home cooked meals, you rode a bike with no helmet, your parents house was not "child-proof" , you got a whippin' when you misbehaved, had 3 TV channels you got up to change or went outside to turn the antenna, school started with the Pledge of Allegiance, stores were closed on Sunday, you drank water out of a water hose and still turned out okay, re-post this and show that you survived!"Took a while to find, had to surf through all the Farmville updates to locate it. Seems like spam posts and Farmville go hand in hand.

Excellent, thank you.Today's status:

So I just want to check something: If you grew up on home cooked meals, you rode a bike with no helmet, your parents house was not "child-proof", you got a whippin' when you misbehaved, had 3 TV channels you got up to change or went outside to turn the antenna, you drank water out of a water hose and DIDN'T survive, re-post this! Oh that's right you can't, because you're dead.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Anything new in the world of masturbation these days? I'm looking to spice things up a bit. Let me know.

You mean new people, or new fetishes?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Anything new in the world of masturbation these days? I'm looking to spice things up a bit. Let me know.

Give me a sense of your current routine and I might be able to make some suggestions.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Anything new in the world of masturbation these days? I'm looking to spice things up a bit. Let me know.

I sometimes go "reverse" with the thumb on the downside of the fist. That may be a little to basic for a pro like you though

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Went to pick up my daughter yesterday from her friend's 'last day of school' party. There were about 200 kids there, more than half of which were 7th-9th grade girls running around in bikinis. It was Homer heaven.Now that I think of it Homer - are you still in Y-town? If so I'm maybe an hour away. I'm sure you could have made it in 30-40 minutes considering the circumstances. Sorry, Bro.

Damn it, I need to be informed of this kind of stuff!!!

 

[Frostillicus]

Tonight I'm bringing the kids over to my parents in order to give the wife a much needed break. My parents are going to be out of town, however, so once the kids go to bed I'll be looking for something to do besides drink. As luck would have it I recently purchased five new DVDs. Which one should I watch?

Grizzly Rage (starring nobody famous but there is a hot chick) - trailer

Blue Demon (starring Michelle Pfeiffer's sister, Al from Step by Step, and Mickey from Seinfeld) - trailer

Shark Swarm (starring one of the Dukes of Hazzard and a mannish looking Darryl Hannah) - trailer

Red Water (starring a still superhot Kristy Swanson, Coolio, Lou Diamond Phillips, and Mr. Belding) - commercial

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (starring Urkel) - trailer

If it breaks any ties, Blue Demon is the only one with any potential nudity, but I can't confirm.

how much did that set you back? 56 cents?

$5.51Still looking for votes here.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Went to pick up my daughter yesterday from her friend's 'last day of school' party. There were about 200 kids there, more than half of which were 7th-9th grade girls running around in bikinis. It was Homer heaven.Now that I think of it Homer - are you still in Y-town? If so I'm maybe an hour away. I'm sure you could have made it in 30-40 minutes considering the circumstances. Sorry, Bro.

Damn it, I need to be informed of this kind of stuff!!!

Yeah my daughter didn't go last year so I had no idea it was all that until I got there.When next year's school calendar comes out I'll shoot you a text so you can mark it on your schedule.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Anything new in the world of masturbation these days? I'm looking to spice things up a bit. Let me know.

Expensive hair conditioner

 

[urbanhack]

Anything new in the world of masturbation these days? I'm looking to spice things up a bit. Let me know.

Give me a sense of your current routine and I might be able to make some suggestions.

lol

 

[Disco Stu]

LeBron going to light it up tonight. Book it.

lol

 

[Tremendous Upside]

LeBron going to light it up tonight. Book it.

lol

He did have a triple double

 

[urbanhack]

//party time//

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Thanks for all the PMs, guys. Truck, do they even sell Richard Nixon masks anymore? Love the suggestion, though.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Thanks for all the PMs, guys. Truck, do they even sell Richard Nixon masks anymore? Love the suggestion, though.

I use Halloween time to stock up for the entire year.

 

[Disco Stu]

LeBron going to light it up tonight. Book it.

lol

He did have a triple double

Neat. And thanks to the conceded layup with 30 seconds left, he finally broke into double digits in 4th quarter points. 11 points in 60 minutes.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Went to pick up my daughter yesterday from her friend's 'last day of school' party. There were about 200 kids there, more than half of which were 7th-9th grade girls running around in bikinis. It was Homer heaven.Now that I think of it Homer - are you still in Y-town? If so I'm maybe an hour away. I'm sure you could have made it in 30-40 minutes considering the circumstances. Sorry, Bro.

Damn it, I need to be informed of this kind of stuff!!!

Yeah my daughter didn't go last year so I had no idea it was all that until I got there.When next year's school calendar comes out I'll shoot you a text so you can mark it on your schedule.

You're a good man, Cap'n.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Tonight I'm bringing the kids over to my parents in order to give the wife a much needed break. My parents are going to be out of town, however, so once the kids go to bed I'll be looking for something to do besides drink. As luck would have it I recently purchased five new DVDs. Which one should I watch?

Grizzly Rage (starring nobody famous but there is a hot chick) - trailer

Blue Demon (starring Michelle Pfeiffer's sister, Al from Step by Step, and Mickey from Seinfeld) - trailer

Shark Swarm (starring one of the Dukes of Hazzard and a mannish looking Darryl Hannah) - trailer

Red Water (starring a still superhot Kristy Swanson, Coolio, Lou Diamond Phillips, and Mr. Belding) - commercial

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (starring Urkel) - trailer

If it breaks any ties, Blue Demon is the only one with any potential nudity, but I can't confirm.

how much did that set you back? 56 cents?

$5.51Still looking for votes here.

Put the DVD player on shuffle and combine small parts of all the movies together. I think that's the only way to go here.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

LeBron going to light it up tonight. Book it.

lol

He did have a triple double

Neat. And thanks to the conceded layup with 30 seconds left, he finally broke into double digits in 4th quarter points. 11 points in 60 minutes.

DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED AFTER A SUSTAINED PERIOD OF ATHLETIC ACTIVITY?!?!?!?!

I do love how several Mavs players are openly talking #### to him. His brain is different than Kobe or Jordan's. Psychologically, I think the guy just wants to be loved and not go through any ####. Not the best wiring for a pro basketball player, but not much he can really do about it either. I'd say it's his Mom's fault.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm really happy I taught the kids at a young age that mommy is the go to person in the morning for breakfast. I just got up about an hour ago.

Now, do I take the family out on the lake or to Silver Dollar City?

1. Lake

Positives: Beer on demand, relatively inexpensive

Negatives: PIA to take the cover off, get it off the lift and then back on

2. Silver Dollar City

Positives: Easy

Negatives: Expensive, obesity problems with the other guests

Thoughts?

 

[Drifter]

What is Silver Dollar City?

 

[YSR]

Lake.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

What is Silver Dollar City?

Has to be a strip club.

 

[urbanhack]

#1. I like water and hate fat people.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

I'm really happy I taught the kids at a young age that mommy is the go to person in the morning for breakfast. I just got up about an hour ago. Now, do I take the family out on the lake or to Silver Dollar City?1. LakePositives: Beer on demand, relatively inexpensiveNegatives: PIA to take the cover off, get it off the lift and then back on2. Silver Dollar CityPositives: EasyNegatives: Expensive, obesity problems with the other guestsThoughts?

Aren't you a pretty good ways from Silver Dollar City?

 

[R. Duke]

#1. I like water and hate fat people.

Furely> hey

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Maybe the strangest hotel room I've ever had. This is the view from the bed. That thing on the left is indeed the shower and to the right is the toilet. I don't think I'd recommend sharing this room, though there is also a sheer, billowy curtain you can use to separate the bathroom from the bed.

There is a variety of "moods" to choose from that change the color of all the lighting in the room and open/close the window shade (which scared the crap out of me when I hit the button). Right now the shower lights are red and the rest of the lights are green because I found that setting and now can't seem to switch it.

Modern! I love Europe. Usually there is no enclosure.

 

[shuke]

Tonight I'm bringing the kids over to my parents in order to give the wife a much needed break. My parents are going to be out of town, however

This may need to be explained to me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What is Silver Dollar City?

http://www.silverdollarcity.com/

What is Silver Dollar City?

Has to be a strip club.

lol

#1. I like water and hate fat people.

I'm really happy I taught the kids at a young age that mommy is the go to person in the morning for breakfast. I just got up about an hour ago. Now, do I take the family out on the lake or to Silver Dollar City?1. LakePositives: Beer on demand, relatively inexpensiveNegatives: PIA to take the cover off, get it off the lift and then back on2. Silver Dollar CityPositives: EasyNegatives: Expensive, obesity problems with the other guestsThoughts?

Aren't you a pretty good ways from Silver Dollar City?

We're down at the house on Tablerock so it's only 15 minutes or so from here with the new highway they put it in.