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[YSR]

So yeah, I've started on page one, am on page eight and have almost fallen out of my chair twice from laughing too hard.I've had to resist the urge to reply with smileys seven times.Just in case you're keeping track. The post on page 7 with the cat names is currently leading. Bing Clawsby

Forgot about that shtick. What are some other ones? There were some really funny cat names...

Man this might be just what this thread needs. A Keys' reminder of all that is good and wonderful here.So, Keys, feel free. all you want. There was some real beauty in 1-100.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So yeah, I've started on page one, am on page eight and have almost fallen out of my chair twice from laughing too hard.I've had to resist the urge to reply with smileys seven times.Just in case you're keeping track. The post on page 7 with the cat names is currently leading. Bing Clawsby

Forgot about that shtick. What are some other ones? There were some really funny cat names...

Man this might be just what this thread needs. A Keys' reminder of all that is good and wonderful here.So, Keys, feel free. all you want. There was some real beauty in 1-100.

+1. Hipple away.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

They were talking about some article with the most unusual dog and cat names on a local morning show today.

LINK

Dogs					 Cats1. Pickle Von Corndog	   1. Purr Diem2. Lord Chubby Pruneface  2. Bing Clawsby3. Badonkadonk			   3. Cleocatra4. Ninjastar Dangerrock	 4. Admiral Pancake5. Molly Mcboozehound	 5. Optimus Pants6. Dog Vader				   6. Chairman Meow7. Flopsy Squeakerton	  7. Boo Manchu8. Bettie Poops				8. Watts in a Name9. Geez Louise				 9. Chenoa Azure Marshmellow-Puff10. Barnaby Bones		   10. Senor Nachos

Some good alias potential in here

 

[Keys Myaths]

So yeah, I've started on page one, am on page eight and have almost fallen out of my chair twice from laughing too hard.I've had to resist the urge to reply with smileys seven times.Just in case you're keeping track. The post on page 7 with the cat names is currently leading. Bing Clawsby

Forgot about that shtick. What are some other ones? There were some really funny cat names...

Man this might be just what this thread needs. A Keys' reminder of all that is good and wonderful here.So, Keys, feel free. all you want. There was some real beauty in 1-100.

There's some I'd rather not quote because this thread would be flagged today. But:1. Shuke's hotel carpet adventures2. Homer unable to find tissues due to being incapacitated3. The birth of dickmittenTurns out, I can't go home until 7:30, and I'm not working anymore today. I have some time.

 

[Keys Myaths]

I my hand smells like a dickmittten.

Going forward I'm shutting my computer down before I take an Ambien.

Jesus.

 

[Keys Myaths]

4) wax my eyebrows

That reminds me. My fiancee called me at work yesterday and asked if it was ok to have her...umm....lady hair lasered off. She got a good deal apparently.

:confetti:

I, for one, have never liked the completely hairless look in the swimsuit area.Pre-emptive 'save it' to Homer.

She didn't get rid of it completely

Landing strip?

From the ribs to the belly button.

 

[YSR]

They were talking about some article with the most unusual dog and cat names on a local morning show today.

LINK

Dogs Cats1. Pickle Von Corndog 1. Purr Diem2. Lord Chubby Pruneface 2. Bing Clawsby3. Badonkadonk 3. Cleocatra4. Ninjastar Dangerrock 4. Admiral Pancake5. Molly Mcboozehound 5. Optimus Pants6. Dog Vader 6. Chairman Meow7. Flopsy Squeakerton 7. Boo Manchu8. Bettie Poops 8. Watts in a Name9. Geez Louise 9. Chenoa Azure Marshmellow-Puff10. Barnaby Bones 10. Senor NachosSome good alias potential in here

My parents got a Maltese 15 years ago and AKC registered him as "Little White Sambo".Sad thing is, there were already a few so he had to be the 5th or 6th.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I loathe cats.

purr diem still made me chuckle.

 

[Steve Tasker]

OK, I understand when old people do this.But why in the world do you get married at my age and MERGE your Facebook accounts?Two of my friends have turned their accounts into something like JoeandJennifer Smith.Can someone point me to the appeal of doing this?

If you see my FB account merged, you have my permission to shoot me in the face

Are we even FB friends?Fix this, gb.

Hmm, thought we were...request sentAnyone else?

Hi?

 

[Steve Tasker]

Also, who's the Brewers fan?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So yeah, I've started on page one, am on page eight and have almost fallen out of my chair twice from laughing too hard.I've had to resist the urge to reply with smileys seven times.Just in case you're keeping track. The post on page 7 with the cat names is currently leading. Bing Clawsby

Forgot about that shtick. What are some other ones? There were some really funny cat names...

Man this might be just what this thread needs. A Keys' reminder of all that is good and wonderful here.So, Keys, feel free. all you want. There was some real beauty in 1-100.

There's some I'd rather not quote because this thread would be flagged today. But:1. Shuke's hotel carpet adventures2. Homer unable to find tissues due to being incapacitated3. The birth of dickmittenTurns out, I can't go home until 7:30, and I'm not working anymore today. I have some time.

Any chance I can get a reminder on what #2 was all about?

 

[Keys Myaths]

So yeah, I've started on page one, am on page eight and have almost fallen out of my chair twice from laughing too hard.I've had to resist the urge to reply with smileys seven times.Just in case you're keeping track. The post on page 7 with the cat names is currently leading. Bing Clawsby

Forgot about that shtick. What are some other ones? There were some really funny cat names...

Man this might be just what this thread needs. A Keys' reminder of all that is good and wonderful here.So, Keys, feel free. all you want. There was some real beauty in 1-100.

There's some I'd rather not quote because this thread would be flagged today. But:1. Shuke's hotel carpet adventures2. Homer unable to find tissues due to being incapacitated3. The birth of dickmittenTurns out, I can't go home until 7:30, and I'm not working anymore today. I have some time.

Any chance I can get a reminder on what #2 was all about?

It involved a ball-sized item one might wear around your neck.

 

[bentley]

Where's Stu? I just came across this in my Facebook feed and I'd hate for him to miss out on a good idea.

Attention 1920s party people.....I have two hats from the party. Who is missing? Also, can someone loan me a new liver? Thanks

 

[Keys Myaths]

Going to be pretty hard to top this.

 

[FatMax]

Since I got drunk and friended Bentley one night, I always catch myself wondering how Erik Spoelstra got on my facebook. No offense, Bentley.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Even when women are making no sense whatsoever, it's apparently unacceptable to follow with, "What in the hell are you talking about?"

 

[FatMax]

Even when women are making no sense whatsoever, it's apparently unacceptable to follow with, "What in the hell are you talking about?"

I've found a foolproof response to the question, "Are you listening to me?", is to look over, confused, and say, "Huh?"

 

[The Gator]

Also, who's the Brewers fan?

jj

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Even when women are making no sense whatsoever, it's apparently unacceptable to follow with, "What in the hell are you talking about?"

I've found a foolproof response to the question, "Are you listening to me?", is to look over, confused, and say, "Huh?"

I think the problem is that I actually WAS listening to her.

 

[McJose]

OK, I understand when old people do this.But why in the world do you get married at my age and MERGE your Facebook accounts?Two of my friends have turned their accounts into something like JoeandJennifer Smith.Can someone point me to the appeal of doing this?

They those type of people that think FB/the internet is why people cheat.

 

[krista4]

I haven't yet come down with the Indian sickness that everyone seems to get, but despite showering twice a day I smell more than faintly of curry and sewage, and I've this nagging feeling of being full of tapeworms.Glad to be going home soon. Good night.

Can you ship me one of those tapeworms? TIA.

I'll wrap it around a cigar.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Even when women are making no sense whatsoever, it's apparently unacceptable to follow with, "What in the hell are you talking about?"

I've found a foolproof response to the question, "Are you listening to me?", is to look over, confused, and say, "Huh?"

I think the problem is that I actually WAS listening to her.

What wine are you drinking tonight??

 

[McJose]

Where in the hell is Niskayuna?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

My cat's name is Mewlan.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Going to be pretty hard to top this.

Ahhh the Destiney story...good times.

 

[McJose]

My cat's name is Mewlan.

wat

 

[Disco Stu]

My cat's name is Mewlan.

wat

Meowlan?A cow named Moolan would make a lot more sense.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

My cat's name is Mewlan.

wat

Well, the movie Mulan was out and....yeah.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So yeah, I've started on page one, am on page eight and have almost fallen out of my chair twice from laughing too hard.I've had to resist the urge to reply with smileys seven times.Just in case you're keeping track. The post on page 7 with the cat names is currently leading. Bing Clawsby

Forgot about that shtick. What are some other ones? There were some really funny cat names...

Man this might be just what this thread needs. A Keys' reminder of all that is good and wonderful here.So, Keys, feel free. all you want. There was some real beauty in 1-100.

There's some I'd rather not quote because this thread would be flagged today. But:1. Shuke's hotel carpet adventures2. Homer unable to find tissues due to being incapacitated3. The birth of dickmittenTurns out, I can't go home until 7:30, and I'm not working anymore today. I have some time.

Any chance I can get a reminder on what #2 was all about?

It involved a ball-sized item one might wear around your neck.

OK, by "reminder" I mean "specifically, what the hell idiocy did I post about that time?"Just curious...thanks GB.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Where in the hell is Niskayuna?

Albany/Schenectady, NYf'in bakes

 

[McJose]

Where in the hell is Niskayuna?

Albany/Schenectady, NYf'in bakes

I'M FRIENDS WITH BAKES?!?!

 

[Keys Myaths]

Literally she didn't know what suburbia means...she thought it was the name of an actual place. She just liked the title..."Discography", she said, "That's a great title. Cool word."

She does lots of music.

I hope we got a pic of her at some point. If not, Homer, you owe us.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Yes, I went down for a visit...

JFC

 

[Keys Myaths]

Where in the hell is Niskayuna?

Albany/Schenectady, NYf'in bakes

I'M FRIENDS WITH BAKES?!?!

Friend request sent.

 

[Keys Myaths]

What the hell is this ad?

I don't get it. Maybe it's because I've had more scotch than Joe Pesci.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hi?

Also, who's the Brewers fan?

Mr Myagi and Daniel-san? I thought I got you on Sunday...do you have the soccer AV?If not PM meAnyone else? Yes I'm a FB whore

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I might have seen who Sconch became friends with on FB and piggy backed on that

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Even when women are making no sense whatsoever, it's apparently unacceptable to follow with, "What in the hell are you talking about?"

I've found a foolproof response to the question, "Are you listening to me?", is to look over, confused, and say, "Huh?"

I think the problem is that I actually WAS listening to her.

What wine are you drinking tonight??

2007 Lava Vine Cabernet FrancIt was excellent.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-afB7cpJDfwg/TfZwbBOxhiI/AAAAAAAAAAY/W6VURdle-V8/s1600/dirkdesign1.jpg

 

[Thorn]

So my friend asked me to perform her second wedding ceremony. She is marrying a bum that she has known three months. Do I just do it, or be one of those people who takes a stand. I mean, she's going to make this mistake whether I'm involved or not.

 

[Gadzooks]

I just want to apologize in advance for whatever I do tonight.

Due to the re-scheduling of something I don't remember, I will not be having my son tonight. So far this has been a very bad morning. This evening I am attending a Chamber event that will involve alcohol. When you combing those 3 things it means that I will probably end up doing things that I will regret if I remember them at all. This will probably include inappropriate texts to some people in this thread. And some of those texts may include pics of my body parts because I'll think it's funny at the time. You've been warned.

Also, I'm going to need to remember not to order anything from infomercials tonight. Apparently after an evening of drinking last week, I order that "Insanity" workout DVD thingy. I was quite surprised when that arrived in the mail and I thought it was a joke, but then I remembered how there was that night last week when I got bored watching "Hotel Erotica" and became interested in the ladies in the Insanity workout.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So my friend asked me to perform her second wedding ceremony. She is marrying a bum that she has known three months. Do I just do it, or be one of those people who takes a stand. I mean, she's going to make this mistake whether I'm involved or not.

What's more important to you - keeping her from marrying this guy or her presence in your life? 'Cause if you're honest with her, the most likely outcome is that you're not going to be friends anymore. If it's a chance worth taking to keep her from marrying this guy, then decline and tell her why. It's pretty much a risk-reward analysis. Also,

 

[Gadzooks]

..... I will probably end up doing things that I will regret if I remember them at all. This will probably include inappropriate texts to some people in this thread. And some of those texts may include pics of my body parts because I'll think it's funny at the time. You've been warned.

Which reminds me: Frosty, can I get Amanda Hoehn's cell number?

 

[Thorn]

So my friend asked me to perform her second wedding ceremony. She is marrying a bum that she has known three months. Do I just do it, or be one of those people who takes a stand. I mean, she's going to make this mistake whether I'm involved or not.

What's more important to you - keeping her from marrying this guy or her presence in your life? 'Cause if you're honest with her, the most likely outcome is that you're not going to be friends anymore. If it's a chance worth taking to keep her from marrying this guy, then decline and tell her why. It's pretty much a risk-reward analysis. Also,

Well if I'm being honest, I don't expect anything I do will actually keep her from marrying this guy, so I probably should just hold my nose and do it. Sigh.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

So my friend asked me to perform her second wedding ceremony. She is marrying a bum that she has known three months. Do I just do it, or be one of those people who takes a stand. I mean, she's going to make this mistake whether I'm involved or not.

What's more important to you - keeping her from marrying this guy or her presence in your life? 'Cause if you're honest with her, the most likely outcome is that you're not going to be friends anymore. If it's a chance worth taking to keep her from marrying this guy, then decline and tell her why. It's pretty much a risk-reward analysis. Also,

Well if I'm being honest, I don't expect anything I do will actually keep her from marrying this guy, so I probably should just hold my nose and do it. Sigh.

If you don't want to do it, you don't have to cite reasons why. Just be generally unavailable.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

facebook me

done and...

Me too.

Spam notice from Facebook

 

[McJose]

So my friend asked me to perform her second wedding ceremony. She is marrying a bum that she has known three months. Do I just do it, or be one of those people who takes a stand. I mean, she's going to make this mistake whether I'm involved or not.

What are the rules in Maine about performing marriages?

 

[Frostillicus]

..... I will probably end up doing things that I will regret if I remember them at all. This will probably include inappropriate texts to some people in this thread. And some of those texts may include pics of my body parts because I'll think it's funny at the time. You've been warned.

Which reminds me: Frosty, can I get Amanda Hoehn's cell number?

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[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I just want to apologize in advance for whatever I do tonight.Due to the re-scheduling of something I don't remember, I will not be having my son tonight. So far this has been a very bad morning. This evening I am attending a Chamber event that will involve alcohol. When you combing those 3 things it means that I will probably end up doing things that I will regret if I remember them at all. This will probably include inappropriate texts to some people in this thread. And some of those texts may include pics of my body parts because I'll think it's funny at the time. You've been warned.Also, I'm going to need to remember not to order anything from infomercials tonight. Apparently after an evening of drinking last week, I order that "Insanity" workout DVD thingy. I was quite surprised when that arrived in the mail and I thought it was a joke, but then I remembered how there was that night last week when I got bored watching "Hotel Erotica" and became interested in the ladies in the Insanity workout.

Can't wait for Zooks junk pic(s)

 

[Keys Myaths]

http://www.catster.com/forums/group/thread/498952