El Floppo
Footballguy
Delicious.How's your butthole and prostate?OOF
any news, SLB? you ok?please say yes. I'm not in the mood for any negative bull####.
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any news, SLB? you ok?please say yes. I'm not in the mood for any negative bull####.
General Malaise
Footballguy
If I ever offer any of you a "Mocktail", please feel free to kick me square in the balls.
YSR
Footballguy
So jealous. Love Isle of Palms. Do yourself a favor and eat at the Mustard Seed in Mt. Pleasant while you're there. Go to Poe's on Sullivan's Island for a beer or two. If you want a nicer dinner, the braised grouper at Coast Bar and Grill will rock your face off.
Village Idiot
Pokerguy
This is one of the greatest things about this thread.You can just get in and drop something totally non related to any other post because you want to.The words GM and mocktail never even came close to each other in any image I have of you BTW.
McJose
Footballguy
It's extra. Fortunately my insurance covers it.
Drifter
Footballguy
It would be tough to beat my 2 year old. He went through a very serious Cars phase for a few months.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Email to Cav sent.
regularguy
Footballguy
The past isn't the only thing his doc is (or was) stuck in.
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
Mine too, it was daily viewing for about 4 months. He's pretty much over it now, but the little ####er wants to watch Cailou all the time. I hate that whiny little #####.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Man, that's a horrible show. Thanks, Canada!My boys don't watch a lot of TV anymore, but when they do, it's either iCarley or some cheesy teen sitcom or something called Bakugan, which I can't for the life of me understand.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
iCarly's not bad, but I had to put my foot down when it came to those horrible twins on the cruise ship. They incite me to violence.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
If you're referring to Cailou I agree completely. If you're referring to your son then I can't really agree with you unless you provide some details about him.
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
Seriously, that show could give Nickelback and Celine Dion a run for their money as Canada's most irritating export.
My son couldn't possibly whine as much as Cailou, thank goodness. Or have half as annoying a laugh.
My son couldn't possibly whine as much as Cailou, thank goodness. Or have half as annoying a laugh.
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Bogart
Footballguy
Cailou is the MAJOR suck!! I can not stand that show or that kid. You know when you beg for Barney over something, that show is bad.Side note: I have watched so much Barney over the last few years, I think I would pay good money to watch a reality show with all the Barney kids grown up.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Really cool Jeep, I'm jealous. 
Early_10
footballgoddess
My taxes were just lowered....to $4200.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
My son is really into Regular Show now. I gotta say, it's not too bad.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
This makes it feel better.How's your butthole and prostate?OOF
yes?/no?First the doc asks how much often I have sex I have which I told him was quite often for a married guy. Then he had me take my shorts off, get on the table then curl in the fetal position with my knees touching my chest. As he probed my ###### he asked me if my prostate felt sensitive to which I replied "doc, you got your finger in my ###, I'm not used to that so yeah, sensitive."Delicious.How's your butthole and prostate?OOF
please say yes. I'm not in the mood for any negative bull####.
Preliminary diagnosis is Prostatitis. My prostate is enlarged and I started taking antibiotics today and will get blood and urine tests in 10 days when I'm done with them to see what they reveal, if anything.
iCarly is on so much at my house you would think HJS lived in the basement.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
I got my daughter off of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and into Phineas and Ferb, which might be a top 5 show on TV right now so I'm pretty happy most of the time.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
There was about a one month transition from Sponge Bob to Phineas and Ferb before iCarly took over. I'm still lobbying for them to start watching P&F again as it makes me giggle as well.
General Malaise
Footballguy
And...there's the mental picture I need to use when I want to extend my sexual performance from 3 to 4 minutes. Thanks, Bob. Hope the prostate shrinks soon.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Last day of pre-school for little Zooks today (not sure why, but they had parents come in yesterday for a concert and diploma ceremony, and yet today is the last official day) I've been lucky in that my Mom (Mother-Zooks) watches little Zooks everyday and she lives only about 15 minutes away from my office so I get to go there and have lunch with him everyday. His pre-school class was from noon until 3pm, so each day I'd go have lunch with him at Mother-Zooks house and then bring him to pre-school (I was always the only Dad there, and to my chagrin there were no MILFs there) Whenever I drop off little Zooks anywhere, we always go thru the same routine: hug, kiss, nose-rub and then chest bump. So every time I'd drop him off at school we'd do our routine and the other kids got a kick out of it and I would usually give them a fist bump. I'm not sure if they think I'm just a cool Dad or that perhaps I'm just a moron.
One day last week, as little Zooks and I did our goodbye routine, a little boy named Kenny came running up and said he wanted to do a "chest bump". So I obliged him, but apparently I "bumped" him too hard as he fell backwards into the sand box. Little Kenny immediately started crying. I've never felt like a bigger dirtbag in all my life. Luckily little Kenny didn't suffer any injuries and he was fine after he was done crying. Little Zooks thought the whole thing was great because Kenny is such a "jerk-face". I apologized to little Kenny's mom yesterday at the concert and she just laughed and said that he probably deserved it.
One day last week, as little Zooks and I did our goodbye routine, a little boy named Kenny came running up and said he wanted to do a "chest bump". So I obliged him, but apparently I "bumped" him too hard as he fell backwards into the sand box. Little Kenny immediately started crying. I've never felt like a bigger dirtbag in all my life. Luckily little Kenny didn't suffer any injuries and he was fine after he was done crying. Little Zooks thought the whole thing was great because Kenny is such a "jerk-face". I apologized to little Kenny's mom yesterday at the concert and she just laughed and said that he probably deserved it.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Bogart
Footballguy
Love Phineas and Ferb. That is my 7 YO show of choice right now. The 2 YO will tolerate but forces "her turn" in between episodes, so we get Barney/Cailou suck between P&F greatness.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I could stop by on the way home and see if I could dig the glove he used out of the dumpster if you like.
I just give them a hug and kiss, I'm stealing this.
One day last week, as little Zooks and I did our goodbye routine, a little boy named Kenny came running up and said he wanted to do a "chest bump". So I obliged him, but apparently I "bumped" him too hard as he fell backwards into the sand box. Little Kenny immediately started crying. I've never felt like a bigger dirtbag in all my life. Luckily little Kenny didn't suffer any injuries and he was fine after he was done crying. Little Zooks thought the whole thing was great because Kenny is such a "jerk-face". I apologized to little Kenny's mom yesterday at the concert and she just laughed and said that he probably deserved it.
There's a difference?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Because he's such a jerk-face.Last day of pre-school for little Zooks today (not sure why, but they had parents come in yesterday for a concert and diploma ceremony, and yet today is the last official day) I've been lucky in that my Mom (Mother-Zooks) watches little Zooks everyday and she lives only about 15 minutes away from my office so I get to go there and have lunch with him everyday. His pre-school class was from noon until 3pm, so each day I'd go have lunch with him at Mother-Zooks house and then bring him to pre-school (I was always the only Dad there, and to my chagrin there were no MILFs there) Whenever I drop off little Zooks anywhere, we always go thru the same routine: hug, kiss, nose-rub and then chest bump. So every time I'd drop him off at school we'd do our routine and the other kids got a kick out of it and I would usually give them a fist bump. I'm not sure if they think I'm just a cool Dad or that perhaps I'm just a moron.
One day last week, as little Zooks and I did our goodbye routine, a little boy named Kenny came running up and said he wanted to do a "chest bump". So I obliged him, but apparently I "bumped" him too hard as he fell backwards into the sand box. Little Kenny immediately started crying. I've never felt like a bigger dirtbag in all my life. Luckily little Kenny didn't suffer any injuries and he was fine after he was done crying. Little Zooks thought the whole thing was great because Kenny is such a "jerk-face". I apologized to little Kenny's mom yesterday at the concert and she just laughed and said that he probably deserved it.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
sometimes?There's a difference?Can you still masturbate and have sex?
Thorn
Footballguy
Ditto for "manmosa"
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Really any time you're substituting the word "man" where it doesn't belong: manscaping, man-cave, mancation, bromance, etc. All these (and plenty I haven't listed) should be automatic grounds for a ball kicking.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
This explains everything:
General Malaise
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
She's going to make some lucky guy a fine first wife someday.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Currently stuck watching Big Time Rush with the girl.
Maybe if Mrs. IB had breastfed longer, it wouldn't have come to this.
Maybe if Mrs. IB had breastfed longer, it wouldn't have come to this.
mr. furley
Footballguy
<_<good job by the beer nerds finding another board to distract furley with.
mr. furley
Footballguy
jeez, St Louis Herbie gets around
Thorn
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I'd watch pokemon all day in place of calliou, max and ruby, or Anything involving Zach and Cody.
So I'm a very minor lurker of an LSU forum, but it's uncanny how similar the threads, responses and personalities are in both places.
Case in point - "Just found out my wife has been cheating on me and I'm deployed"
Case in point - "Just found out my wife has been cheating on me and I'm deployed"
Drifter
Footballguy
So, somebody posted (might have been in here) about a police auction site. I checked it out and bought a GPS Nav unit for my MIL. I received it today and turned it on to be greeted by a splash screen that said that the unit was owned by, "Cutthroat". As I cleaned out the unit so that my MIL didn't become convinced that somehow Cutthroat (from Orlando) would somehow figure out where his GPS unit was, travel several thousand miles and kill her for it, I came across such address entries as "Angel's House", "Emilio's House", "Church" and "Mama's Casa" - because two things you can't take away from Cutthroat - he loves his mama and he loves God.
General Malaise
Footballguy
'Drifter said:
Can you PM me "Angel's House" pls?
General Malaise
Footballguy
lolll...not buying that story. sorry. i mean...after that many beers, is it really pee?'St. Louis Bob said:
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