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[mr. furley]

brunette showing cleavage behind home plate/third base side at the Brewers game> i want you have your babies

 

[JbizzleMan]

JR just hosed down the living room when he decided to pee while taking a naked tricycle ride through the house. Good thing AngryWife is at Target. Also, I may not be the most attentive parent.

WTH?

 

[-fish-]

I'm completely lost here /shuke

Oh, good lord...Imp asked his username and posts to be deleted, which reduced this thread size by a few pages.

who is he posting as now?

ed gein

 

[Gadzooks]

JR just hosed down the living room when he decided to pee while taking a naked tricycle ride through the house. Good thing AngryWife is at Target. Also, I may not be the most attentive parent.

This makes me want to go buy a tricycle and ride it naked. And then pee in your living room.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Anyone know of online poker software that is Mac compatible and allowing new players from the US?

online poker is dead in the US.

Red X.http://www.pokerbonuses.com/us-poker-sites

 

[Fred Flintstone]

deja vu

All over again?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Anyone know of online poker software that is Mac compatible and allowing new players from the US?

online poker is dead in the US.

Red X.http://www.pokerbonuses.com/us-poker-sites

how do you know they'll pay out after what has been going on with Full Tilt?

 

[Frostillicus]

True or False: Will Smith is the white Cuba Gooding Jr.?

 

[proninja]

I'm completely lost here /shuke

Oh, good lord...Imp asked his username and posts to be deleted, which reduced this thread size by a few pages.

I see a lot has changed while I've been away

 

[Frostillicus]

Who is PJ D.? Homer? Friend request incoming from Nathan W.

 

[Frostillicus]

Went to the local carnival tonight. 15-year old girls wear ridiculously short shorts.

 

[Frostillicus]

Someone remind me to never bet pitcher strikeout overs.

Am I the only one here?

 

[McJose]

Went to the local carnival tonight. 153-year old girls wear ridiculously short shorts.

Welcome to my world.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Anyone know of online poker software that is Mac compatible and allowing new players from the US?

online poker is dead in the US.

Red X.http://www.pokerbonuses.com/us-poker-sites

how do you know they'll pay out after what has been going on with Full Tilt?

I don't. I didn't deposit enough that I'd miss if something went awry, but I also think that the govt probably has its hands full with what it has and may not sweep up the smaller sites that are still operating. Gambling on gambling.

 

[shamwow!]

My old lady just asked me what "SMH" means in "text-speak". I didnt know what it meant so I googled it and apparently it means "shake my head"

I asked her if she had google on her computer and she said "You are my google"

FML

 

[Lomez]

Who is PJ D.? Homer? Friend request incoming from Nathan W.

Yep

 

[Tiger Fan]

Cooked a new fish last night - Swai. Baked it in a nice fajita marinade and made burritos with cuban black beans and plenty of peppers. good eating.

How do I turn my regular can of black beans into cuban black beans?Serious and sarcastic answers appreciated

put them on a raft headed toward Miami

Tiger, I have no idea if this is a 'recipe' for Cuban black beans or not, but this is what I do at least once a week and sometimes more. I eat a lot of black beans. Very good for you. However, I might cook the good parts right out of them.In a saucepan, coat the bottom with olive oil and turn the heat to high. When it's good and hot, dump in minced up garlic, onions and red/orange peppers. If the kids aren't eating, I'll add jalapenos or seranos too. Saute the mix for a few minutes, adding a little Tony's and cracked pepper to the process. Turn the heat down to medium high and add one to two cans of DRAINED black beans. Add about 1/4 - 1/3 can/bottle of any beer. More beer for two cans. Stir well.Add a pinch of oregano, garlic powder, paprika and more Tony's and cracked black pepper (how much depends on personal taste).Add at least 1 Table Spoon of Cumin. This is the key ingredient. I sometimes add up to 2 Table Spoons. Seems like a lot, but I think it's great here. I also add 1-2 fresh bay leaves. If the kids aren't eating, I'll add a dash of Cayenne. If the kids are eating, I'll use a dash of chili powder instead.Bring everything to a boil, stir well, turn the heat down to low, cover and let it sit for 15-20 minutes, stirring often. You can leave the lid off if you want, but I like trapping all the goodness in there and really letting it simmer.Not sure if that's Cuban Black Beans or not, but it's how I make them and they are a family/friend favorite. People ask me to bring them to parties and they go great with any burritos.

Just made these for lunch and they were great. I took your recipe and added a little more tony's, pepper and cumin. Topped it with some cheese and used my tostitos scoops Have a bunch left, and I'm betting that they will be pretty good cold as well. Especially refreshing on a hot ### day.

They were great cold as well Official tally of what I ate yesterday: 2 cans of black beans, 1 red bell pepper, 1 yellow bell pepper, 1/2 onion, various spicesI've taken 3 ####s already in the 2 hours I've been up today

 

[roadkill1292]

Went to the local carnival tonight. 15-year old girls wear ridiculously short shorts.

It's about damn time the baggy shorts era ended for little girls with good butts.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Anyone in the GMTAN live in Columbia, SC?

 

[Stoneys]

Man did I luck out last night. My 5yr old niece had a dance recital last night. We live soutrg of Pittsburgh and the recital was northeast east of the city, meaning I would have to drive thru the city to get there. Well with the Pirates playing the Red Sox, the furry convention, Ralphie may in town, joe rogan also in town AND the president in town it meant that traffic getting thru the city was crazy. We attempted to make it but was still in traffic when it started my wife made the decision to scrap it and just go home. Probably got home befor we would have made it to the recital even though we got to probably within 15 miles of the recital and were 30 miles from home.

 

[Sarnoff]

Saw a woman at El Pollo Loco wearing panties on her head. Is this a thing now?

 

[JbizzleMan]

FF rookie draft today. 3 cases of beer chilling. 3 people couldn't make it up and now there's only 3 of us here to drink it all.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FF rookie draft today. 3 cases of beer chilling. 3 people couldn't make it up and now there's only 3 of us here to drink it all.

You're in STL right?

 

[McJose]

My 18 year old got his driver's license Thursday.

Less than 36 hours later he locks the keys in the car.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My 18 year old got his driver's license Thursday.Less than 36 hours later he locks the keys in the car.

Did he leave the engine running too?

 

[shamwow!]

My 18 year old got his driver's license Thursday.Less than 36 hours later he locks the keys in the car.

Why didn't he get it at 16? Wait, I think you just answered that

 

[McJose]

My 18 year old got his driver's license Thursday.Less than 36 hours later he locks the keys in the car.

Did he leave the engine running too?

No, but they were in the ignition.

 

[Gadzooks]

Someone wrote on FaceBook that they want to create a new FB account with the name: Absoulutely Nobody. Then, whenever someone else updates their status with something stupid, he will "like" the status and that will show up as "Absolutely Nobody likes this". I find this to be brilliant. It is easy to create a secondary FB account? It would seem to me that people would set up funny secondary account names alot, but I've never seen it happen. Does FaceBook frown upon this type humor?

 

[Gadzooks]

My 18 year old got his driver's license Thursday.Less than 36 hours later he locks the keys in the car.

I read this as an invitation to send your son a "Friend Request" so I/we can look at all the 18 year old girls on his friend list.

 

[McJose]

My 18 year old got his driver's license Thursday.Less than 36 hours later he locks the keys in the car.

I read this as an invitation to send your son a "Friend Request" so I/we can look at all the 18 year old girls on his friend list.

I doubt if he's got very many hot girls as friends.Did I forget to mention where he was when he locked his keys in the car? At the arcade...at 10PM on a Friday night.

 

[Gadzooks]

My 18 year old got his driver's license Thursday.Less than 36 hours later he locks the keys in the car.

I read this as an invitation to send your son a "Friend Request" so I/we can look at all the 18 year old girls on his friend list.

I doubt if he's got very many hot girls as friends.Did I forget to mention where he was when he locked his keys in the car? At the arcade...at 10PM on a Friday night.

Whoa..... Jbizzleman is your son?

 

[McJose]

My 18 year old got his driver's license Thursday.Less than 36 hours later he locks the keys in the car.

I read this as an invitation to send your son a "Friend Request" so I/we can look at all the 18 year old girls on his friend list.

I doubt if he's got very many hot girls as friends.Did I forget to mention where he was when he locked his keys in the car? At the arcade...at 10PM on a Friday night.

Whoa..... Jbizzleman is your son?

 

[Tiger Fan]

My 18 year old got his driver's license Thursday.Less than 36 hours later he locks the keys in the car.

is he a she?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Get the kid a hooker with a slim jim already.

 

[shamwow!]

My 18 year old got his driver's license Thursday.Less than 36 hours later he locks the keys in the car.

I read this as an invitation to send your son a "Friend Request" so I/we can look at all the 18 year old girls on his friend list.

I doubt if he's got very many hot girls as friends.Did I forget to mention where he was when he locked his keys in the car? At the arcade...at 10PM on a Friday night.

Whoa..... Jbizzleman is your son?

I snorted so bad I had a 3 minute coughing fit

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We just got done looking at houses and we've found one. Pretty excited.

Oh yeah, I stopped to get gas and I hear some gal yell "hey cat shirt!". Friend of a friend on FB. What have I done.

 

[Frostillicus]

Someone wrote on FaceBook that they want to create a new FB account with the name: Absoulutely Nobody. Then, whenever someone else updates their status with something stupid, he will "like" the status and that will show up as "Absolutely Nobody likes this". I find this to be brilliant. It is easy to create a secondary FB account? It would seem to me that people would set up funny secondary account names alot, but I've never seen it happen. Does FaceBook frown upon this type humor?

I have two. Never been an issue.

 

[Bogart]

My dream last night consisted of AC Slater and Jessie Spano racing forklifts in a parking lot. After the race (too close to call), Jessie joins AC on his forklift where they sing the stirring rendition of the Mike Reno/Ann Wilson classic "Almost Paradise." After the song, they come over to me to discuss their new job at LG Logistics, but I keep trying to tell them about a place called AvNet Logistics that is closer to their house. But every time I go to Google AvNet, I get a listing for a dentist office.

Yeah, I have the awesome dreams. Please note that none of the companies mentioned in my dreams exist, to the best of my knowledge.

 

[krista4]

I received the following message in relation to the "pamper party" I must attend tomorrow: "Two quick notes:1. Please dress comfortably! No need for a pretty dress, we're going for a lounge-clothes feel. (That's lounge as in "lounge about in your PJs" not "lounge lizard.")2. We'll have "coupons" to fill out as a gift to Car. (Picture the little coupon books you used to make your parents: good for one empty dishwasher, free hug, clean living room, etc.) So it could be a grocery shopping trip, a night of babysitting, and whatever else you can think of.This is going to be fun!"There's no way I'm coming out of this alive, is there?Am I the only person who never gave "coupon books" to her parents?

This sounds like the planners wanted to spend as little effort as possible on this thing.

This is a very good point.I didn't end up going. If I hope to maintain friendships with any of these people, I was better off just being "sick".

 

[krista4]

Krista>starting to understand the whole 'moving to Nicaragua' thing.

If I can get down there before 2 p.m. tomorrow, I'll be golden.Have you started your new job, by the way?

I start on 7/5. I didn't tell HCA I was turning them down until today.

Good luck!

 

[krista4]

I received the following message in relation to the "pamper party" I must attend tomorrow: "Two quick notes:1. Please dress comfortably! No need for a pretty dress, we're going for a lounge-clothes feel. (That's lounge as in "lounge about in your PJs" not "lounge lizard.")2. We'll have "coupons" to fill out as a gift to Car. (Picture the little coupon books you used to make your parents: good for one empty dishwasher, free hug, clean living room, etc.) So it could be a grocery shopping trip, a night of babysitting, and whatever else you can think of.This is going to be fun!"There's no way I'm coming out of this alive, is there?Am I the only person who never gave "coupon books" to her parents?

I don't know where a post like this should go, but I'm hoping this isn't the place.

Aw, poor you.

 

[krista4]

JR just hosed down the living room when he decided to pee while taking a naked tricycle ride through the house. Good thing AngryWife is at Target. Also, I may not be the most attentive parent.

 

[krista4]

I'm completely lost here /shuke

Oh, good lord...Imp asked his username and posts to be deleted, which reduced this thread size by a few pages.

I see a lot has changed while I've been away

BTW, I have a crush on your wife.

 

[krista4]

We just got done looking at houses and we've found one. Pretty excited. Oh yeah, I stopped to get gas and I hear some gal yell "hey cat shirt!". Friend of a friend on FB. What have I done.

Link to house?

 

[Early_10]

Saw a woman at El Pollo Loco wearing panties on her head. Is this a thing now?

Yes, it's called The Homer.

 

[Early_10]

My 18 year old got his driver's license Thursday.Less than 36 hours later he locks the keys in the car.

Did he leave the engine running too?

No, but they were in the ignition.

One night this week I passed a young girl on the side of the road standing in the rain along side her car. When I realized it was a young girl, I stopped to see if she needed help. She had gotten out to fix her wiper and the doors locked, car running. She sat in my car waiting for her sister to bring her spare keys. What I mean is there's a match out there for your son. Her name is Margaret, she was cute enough to get by on being stupid.

 

[Early_10]

We just got done looking at houses and we've found one. Pretty excited. Oh yeah, I stopped to get gas and I hear some gal yell "hey cat shirt!". Friend of a friend on FB. What have I done.

 

[YSR]

There is a place here that has brisket tacos that make you want to slap your mama. The menu description is:

Beef brisket that has been braised in Dos Equis Amber beer, served on a soft flour tortilla with our home-made Ranchera sauce, poblano peppers,Cotija cheese, diced onion and cilantro.

Anyone here have experience braising brisket in beer? The rest I can do... I just need to figure out how to replicate this.

 

[YSR]

Anyone know of online poker software that is Mac compatible and allowing new players from the US?

online poker is dead in the US.

Red X.http://www.pokerbonuses.com/us-poker-sites

If you actually click on those sites listed, you'll see that the majority will DQ you after you register, based on IP or country you listed. I think there was one that accepted me, but there isn't a Mac OS version for the site.I have money at Bodog and have been playing with that lately, but Mr. YSR has commandeered the Dell (so he can play) and I'm left with our Mac.

 

[cosjobs]

There is a place here that has brisket tacos that make you want to slap your mama. The menu description is:

Beef brisket that has been braised in Dos Equis Amber beer, served on a soft flour tortilla with our home-made Ranchera sauce, poblano peppers,Cotija cheese, diced onion and cilantro.

Anyone here have experience braising brisket in beer? The rest I can do... I just need to figure out how to replicate this.

Sear the brisket (optional) on the stovetopPut in a dutch oven or other big pot with lidCover about 2/3's with beer or about any other liquid you want (wine, stock, etc.)Cover the pot andstovetop - bring to a boil, then reduce to simmer for about 4-6 hours until desired tendernessoroven - put in a 300 degree oven for about 5-6 hours - until desired tenderness