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'cosjobs said:
whoa, slb- delete your last post/indiscretion
The muscle relaxers were prescribed to me from when I hit my head last summer. I still can't believe the doc lets me have unlimited refills. :mellow: The percs are prescribed for her. It's not like she is stealing them. The doctors she works with seemingly give her whatever she asks for. I wonder how many BJ's that cost her.
:lmao: Man, this is going to give cos a heart attack.
 
If you watch the video, the guy clearly isn't freaking out over the baseball. He was likely trying to catch it for his young kid. I'm sure most people in here would've done the same thing :shrug:

 
Is there a better show on tv right now than Wilfred??
Not 'til Breaking Bad starts up again.
Is it just me or is "Louis" even less funny than last season?
Last night was one of the best episodes IMO.
:shrug: About 5 years ago I thought CK was probably the best stand-up comedian in the country. I was disappointed that "Lucky Louis" was shoddy all the way around and then "Louis" came along. There were some pretty good episodes the first season. This season I don't think I've actually laughed once.
 
'YSR said:
Dear Mom:

Your and dad's devotion to your me is remarkable. Really. The fact that you have zero hobbies of your own and only live to buy tacky knick knacks and t-shirts for your kids is great. Just great.

However:

Please do not come into my household - where my betrothed cook for, clean for, iron for, and overall help to manage life for your overly-mothered son - and start to re-organize based on what you think would work better.

Please do not think that - in the rare moment when your I actually tells you "no" on something, you can bring it back up as a new idea to her 30 minutes later and have her convince me.

Please do not be passive aggressive (i.e. while continuing to clean my house in front of my face, please do not pass it off as just having 'nervous energy'. Say what you want to say, "she don't take good enough care of you").

Please stop fishing items out of the trash can and asking "did you mean to throw this away?" Yes. Yes, I did. Do you know why? Because I'm not a hoarder like you.

Love you dearly, but please don't ruin this for me.

Jasper
fixed
 
It's 8:36am here on the best coast. This is the earliest I've been up since summer school ended. I feel like an Amish dairyfarmer.

 
I've just had a certain FBG ask me for another FBG's phone number because "it's going to be one of those nights". :popcorn:
This might explain why I was getting random texts from a number I don't know. The picture of the toilet was quite confusing but it did make me :lmao:
:lmao:Was the caption something along the lines of being the cleanest/best toilet in a bar ever? If so, bingo.
:lmao: :lmao: I believe it was "greatest toilet ever"
I stand by that. It makes its own electric asshats!
 
Is there a better show on tv right now than Wilfred??
Not 'til Breaking Bad starts up again.
Is it just me or is "Louis" even less funny than last season?
Last night was one of the best episodes IMO.
:shrug: About 5 years ago I thought CK was probably the best stand-up comedian in the country. I was disappointed that "Lucky Louis" was shoddy all the way around and then "Louis" came along. There were some pretty good episodes the first season. This season I don't think I've actually laughed once.
Maybe it's over your head.I was howling during the whole scene when they were looking at the old guy's apartment.
 
I've just had a certain FBG ask me for another FBG's phone number because "it's going to be one of those nights". :popcorn:
This might explain why I was getting random texts from a number I don't know. The picture of the toilet was quite confusing but it did make me :lmao:
:lmao:Was the caption something along the lines of being the cleanest/best toilet in a bar ever? If so, bingo.
:kicksrock:
:shrug: PM your number and you too can have toilet pics.
 
After ~20 years of stable positions in Fortune 500 companies, I start Monday with a new position at a start-up company. The interesting thing is that this start-up company's key products focus on erectile dysfunction: injectable drugs :unsure: and devices :unsure: :unsure: . Should be a fun time.

 
My friend said I can't run a 4.5 mile obstacle course with him tomorrow because I'm not in good enough shape. I don't run. Ever. But I'm not in bad shape. What are the odds I can complete it? I would literally have to go out tonight and buy running shoes.

 
Is there a better show on tv right now than Wilfred??
Not 'til Breaking Bad starts up again.
Is it just me or is "Louis" even less funny than last season?
Last night was one of the best episodes IMO.
:shrug: About 5 years ago I thought CK was probably the best stand-up comedian in the country. I was disappointed that "Lucky Louis" was shoddy all the way around and then "Louis" came along. There were some pretty good episodes the first season. This season I don't think I've actually laughed once.
Maybe it's over your head.I was howling during the whole scene when they were looking at the old guy's apartment.
It probably is.Did you notice the huge editing flub during that scene? When Louis and whatshername come in she's wearing a green muppet-like jacket. All of a sudden she's not wearing it and it's suddenly on the back of the chair where the old dude is sitting even though she has moved away from Louis.
 
I've just had a certain FBG ask me for another FBG's phone number because "it's going to be one of those nights". :popcorn:
This might explain why I was getting random texts from a number I don't know. The picture of the toilet was quite confusing but it did make me :lmao:
:lmao:Was the caption something along the lines of being the cleanest/best toilet in a bar ever? If so, bingo.
:lmao: :lmao: I believe it was "greatest toilet ever"
I stand by that. It makes its own electric asshats!
The pic was a little fuzzy. I knew it was a toilet, but I figured there was probably a funny looking poop inside it.
 
My friend said I can't run a 4.5 mile obstacle course with him tomorrow because I'm not in good enough shape. I don't run. Ever. But I'm not in bad shape. What are the odds I can complete it? I would literally have to go out tonight and buy running shoes.
Is it a mud course? Those have a much bigger degree of difficulty.
 
My friend said I can't run a 4.5 mile obstacle course with him tomorrow because I'm not in good enough shape. I don't run. Ever. But I'm not in bad shape. What are the odds I can complete it? I would literally have to go out tonight and buy running shoes.
Is there a time limit?
 
Here's something to make you lose your hopes for the future:

My 18 year old nephew got a tattoo last week on his upper back/shoulder blade. It's the Blink 182 smiley face logo and the words "WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?"

 
Is there a better show on tv right now than Wilfred??
Not 'til Breaking Bad starts up again.
Is it just me or is "Louis" even less funny than last season?
Last night was one of the best episodes IMO.
:shrug: About 5 years ago I thought CK was probably the best stand-up comedian in the country. I was disappointed that "Lucky Louis" was shoddy all the way around and then "Louis" came along. There were some pretty good episodes the first season. This season I don't think I've actually laughed once.
Maybe it's over your head.I was howling during the whole scene when they were looking at the old guy's apartment.
It probably is.Did you notice the huge editing flub during that scene? When Louis and whatshername come in she's wearing a green muppet-like jacket. All of a sudden she's not wearing it and it's suddenly on the back of the chair where the old dude is sitting even though she has moved away from Louis.
Did you notice last year that the kid actors who played his kids changed last year, and again between seasons? Apparently his brother is gone now too. :lmao:
 
Here's something to make you lose your hopes for the future:My 18 year old nephew got a tattoo last week on his upper back/shoulder blade. It's the Blink 182 smiley face logo and the words "WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?"
PM his name, I'll send the Friend request. TIA
 
Here's something to make you lose your hopes for the future:My 18 year old nephew got a tattoo last week on his upper back/shoulder blade. It's the Blink 182 smiley face logo and the words "WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?"
There's no way to get around how bad this is.
Wait, it gets worse. His best fried got one at the same time. His is in the same spot but just says "BLINK 182" in huge bold letters.
 
Here's something to make you lose your hopes for the future:My 18 year old nephew got a tattoo last week on his upper back/shoulder blade. It's the Blink 182 smiley face logo and the words "WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN?"
That song came out when he was 5 or 6. Wow, that is beyond horrible.I knew my Dad was on to something when he said I need to go into the tattoo removal business.
 
wow...i got plastered out on the lake last night. and i feel great this morning. maybe i need to drink more vodka instead of beer.

 
I haven't seen my nephew or his tat yet. But I told my sister (kid's mom) that for the rest of my nephew's life whenever I see that tat I'm going to tell him "You're 19" or "You're 24" or "You're 30 now...doesn't that tat really suck by now?"

 
The weather in San Diego next week will be nicer than in Tampa. Looking forward to sub-90 degree days for a change this time of year.

 
I haven't seen my nephew or his tat yet. But I told my sister (kid's mom) that for the rest of my nephew's life whenever I see that tat I'm going to tell him "You're 19" or "You're 24" or "You're 30 now...doesn't that tat really suck by now?"
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
I haven't seen my nephew or his tat yet. But I told my sister (kid's mom) that for the rest of my nephew's life whenever I see that tat I'm going to tell him "You're 19" or "You're 24" or "You're 30 now...doesn't that tat really suck by now?"
"Were they all out of tattoos for good bands?":rimshot:
 
Did you notice the huge editing flub during that scene? When Louis and whatshername come in she's wearing a green muppet-like jacket. All of a sudden she's not wearing it and it's suddenly on the back of the chair where the old dude is sitting even though she has moved away from Louis.
:mellow:
 
I noticed a flub in War Games the other night.

When David is playing Galaga he has 3 lives built up. Jennifer comes over to talk to him and then he gets killed. They show the screen again and it says game over even though he should have had 2 lives left.

Major flaw.

 

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