GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[Bogart]

I have discovered a private one seater bathroom on the 2nd floor of the next door building to my office. I am on the 6th floor and my building connects to the other via a sky bridge. Is the trip worth the private #2 time? I say yes. What says GMTAN?

Without a doubt, 100% yes. The travel time is just bonus.

 

[facook]

I have discovered a private one seater bathroom on the 2nd floor of the next door building to my office. I am on the 6th floor and my building connects to the other via a sky bridge. Is the trip worth the private #2 time? I say yes. What says GMTAN?

A private crapper is one of life's great pleasures.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm going to a gala tonight. It will be filled with people I don't know, including several who could kill my career on a whim, as well as with a whole bunch of silent auction items I couldn't possibly afford. There will be a nice dinner, and open bar, and live musical acts, however. I do sort of fear the open bar, however, due to the people what that I mentioned above.

 

[madhatter]

I'm going to a gala tonight. It will be filled with people I don't know, including several who could kill my career on a whim, as well as with a whole bunch of silent auction items I couldn't possibly afford. There will be a nice dinner, and open bar, and live musical acts, however. I do sort of fear the open bar, however, due to the people what that I mentioned above.

Harry Potter premier?

 

[Oh Yes!]

I have discovered a private one seater bathroom on the 2nd floor of the next door building to my office. I am on the 6th floor and my building connects to the other via a sky bridge. Is the trip worth the private #2 time? I say yes. What says GMTAN?

really depends on what type of crapper you are.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I have discovered a private one seater bathroom on the 2nd floor of the next door building to my office. I am on the 6th floor and my building connects to the other via a sky bridge. Is the trip worth the private #2 time? I say yes. What says GMTAN?

Without a doubt, 100% yes. The travel time is just bonus.

Agree. Get up, stretch your legs, have some quiet time. Seems like a good deal.

 

[Mr.Pack]

So I have a large number of Google+ invites if anyone wants one.

Can you explain this to me in terms even I can understand?Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

Wait, so you were surprised when people didn't know about the women's soccer game over the weekend yet you haven't heard about Google+?Is this Finless type schtick?

Huh? This is stupid. How was I surprised that people didn't know about women's soccer? And why would I know what Google+ is? Did somebody knock on my door to tell me? Is there an ad on TV or Radio? Is it all over CNBC? Finless schtick involves a bunch of lies, made up people and drugs meant for horses.

Hawks, I'll take an invite. Might as well get it out of the way now. Thanks,

I'll take one please

Send me your email and I will get one over to you.

PM sent.Thanks!

 

[Sarnoff]

I have discovered a private one seater bathroom on the 2nd floor of the next door building to my office. I am on the 6th floor and my building connects to the other via a sky bridge. Is the trip worth the private #2 time? I say yes. What says GMTAN?

A private crapper is one of life's great pleasures.

Really depends on how "private" the private crapper is. It better be infrequently used and well maintained. There's a one-seater men's room at the KFC that I'd rather #2 behind a bush to use. Any my favorite work crapper ever was a 10-seater. You wouldn't call that "private", but it was pretty close to the ideal work bathroom. (It was located outside our building in the audience waiting area, where we'd line up the crowd that wanted to watch our TV show film. But since we only filmed Friday nights, the bathroom was unused for 55 of the 60 hours I worked a week. It was bright, spacious, sparkling clean, and no one else knew about it. I could spread out, keep books & magazines in there, and never be interrupted. God I miss that place)

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm going to a gala tonight. It will be filled with people I don't know, including several who could kill my career on a whim, as well as with a whole bunch of silent auction items I couldn't possibly afford. There will be a nice dinner, and open bar, and live musical acts, however. I do sort of fear the open bar, however, due to the people what that I mentioned above.

Harry Potter premier?

No, but I am going to a sneak preview of it tomorrow.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

I have discovered a private one seater bathroom on the 2nd floor of the next door building to my office. I am on the 6th floor and my building connects to the other via a sky bridge. Is the trip worth the private #2 time? I say yes. What says GMTAN?

Without a doubt, 100% yes. The travel time is just bonus.

Agree. Get up, stretch your legs, have some quiet time. Seems like a good deal.

could even go #3 in there.

 

[General Malaise]

what, a winch? What's that? I don't have a 4x4 or a gun or a booze...wait, I have that. It's okay to bring wood? There's all these stupid warnings that tell me now too. I'll bring baby wipes. I have them everywhere.

that was my weak attempt at redneck humor. Bring your own wood, all the BS about not transporting bugs is just that. If you have good dry wood, bring it. Go have a good time. If you want to hike, there's a beautiful mountain lake about 5-6 miles north of there called "Boulder Lake". You take a gravel road a few miles off the main road there, come to a parking area where there's a trailheadmarked off. You climb maybe 1000 feet over the course of 1 mile or so of fairly easy hiking. The lake is beautiful and there's fish in it, and water is clear. On the far side of the lake is a huge cliff, just a solid sheet of granite that apparently broke off, probably 150ft high it frames the lake. Very picturesque

According to the maps I'm seeing, this is a 2 hour drive from Rock Creek....little help?

 

[Bogart]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.

Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.

Slap it ####### high?

 

[Drifter]

I have discovered a private one seater bathroom on the 2nd floor of the next door building to my office. I am on the 6th floor and my building connects to the other via a sky bridge. Is the trip worth the private #2 time? I say yes. What says GMTAN?

A private crapper is one of life's great pleasures.

Really depends on how "private" the private crapper is. It better be infrequently used and well maintained. There's a one-seater men's room at the KFC that I'd rather #2 behind a bush to use. Any my favorite work crapper ever was a 10-seater. You wouldn't call that "private", but it was pretty close to the ideal work bathroom. (It was located outside our building in the audience waiting area, where we'd line up the crowd that wanted to watch our TV show film. But since we only filmed Friday nights, the bathroom was unused for 55 of the 60 hours I worked a week. It was bright, spacious, sparkling clean, and no one else knew about it. I could spread out, keep books & magazines in there, and never be interrupted. God I miss that place)

The private bathroom is nice. It has more of a guest bathroom in someone's house feel. It is busy but not horribly so. I would say 25% of the time when I get there someone is already in there and 50% of the time someone tries the door while I'm in there. It is very clean.The regular bathroom are 2 seaters, 2 urinal jobbers and not very big. They get TONS of traffic and you constantly have people rattling your door, peaking through the crack to see if someone's in there and generally sinking up the place.

 

[Frostillicus]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.Slap it ####### high?

I'd go celebrate in a semi-private public bathroom.

 

[mr. furley]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.Slap it ####### high?

odds that she comes back?

 

[Bogart]

I have discovered a private one seater bathroom on the 2nd floor of the next door building to my office. I am on the 6th floor and my building connects to the other via a sky bridge. Is the trip worth the private #2 time? I say yes. What says GMTAN?

Without a doubt, 100% yes. The travel time is just bonus.

Agree. Get up, stretch your legs, have some quiet time. Seems like a good deal.

could even go #3 in there.

Was going to say the same thing. My favorite crapper of all time was at my university library. 6th floor of a 7 story building. The floor was filled with rows and rows of moveable bookcases with government, local and county documents. No one went on that floor. At the very back in a maze of bookcases there was a dark corner with a tiny one seater. Was always immaculate, was always quiet. Perfect for whatever you wanted to do. In fact my senior year, it was kinda discovered and half the time you would try to use it, you would find it locked with the muffled sounds of secks behind it. So I would do what any noble gentleman would do. Pull up a seat, wait it out, and quietly stand and golf clap as the couple made their way out.

 

[Bogart]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.Slap it ####### high?

odds that she comes back?

100%

 

[Lomez]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.

Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.

Slap it ####### high?

odds that she comes back?

Pretty sure the red eliminates this as a concern.

 

[mr. furley]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.

Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.

Slap it ####### high?

odds that she comes back?

Pretty sure the red eliminates this as a concern.

it's only kidnapping if he does it i think. might have to check FL state law on that one.

 

[Lomez]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.

Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.

Slap it ####### high?

odds that she comes back?

Pretty sure the red eliminates this as a concern.

it's only kidnapping if he does it i think. might have to check FL state law on that one.

You don't have kids yet, do you?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.Slap it ####### high?

:redflag:She's moving out.

 

[Wrigley]

 

[mr. furley]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.

Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.

Slap it ####### high?

odds that she comes back?

Pretty sure the red eliminates this as a concern.

it's only kidnapping if he does it i think. might have to check FL state law on that one.

You don't have kids yet, do you?

shame on youi have 2

 

[Lomez]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.

Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.

Slap it ####### high?

odds that she comes back?

Pretty sure the red eliminates this as a concern.

it's only kidnapping if he does it i think. might have to check FL state law on that one.

You don't have kids yet, do you?

shame on youi have 2

Wait, didn't you just get married to the TV snob like 5 minutes ago?

 

[Lomez]

Am I confusing furley with somebody else?

 

[Drifter]

Public option

Private Option

 

[Bogart]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.Slap it ####### high?

:redflag:She's moving out.

Pretty elaborate ploy to have her uncle go into a coma and all, but if it's true, I will give you your proper due sir.

 

[mr. furley]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.

Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.

Slap it ####### high?

odds that she comes back?

Pretty sure the red eliminates this as a concern.

it's only kidnapping if he does it i think. might have to check FL state law on that one.

You don't have kids yet, do you?

shame on youi have 2

Wait, didn't you just get married to the TV snob like 5 minutes ago?

it takes less than 2 minutes to make a baby, gb :fickenbanana:

 

[Lomez]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.Slap it ####### high?

:redflag:She's moving out.

Pretty elaborate ploy to have her uncle go into a coma and all, but if it's true, I will give you your proper due sir.

Sorry to hear about her uncle.He go to a Rangers game?

 

[mr. furley]

Am I confusing furley with somebody else?

reason to paste your notepad across all aliases

 

[guru_007]

Public option

Private Option

I'd move my office closer to private option.Either way, private is well worth any walk.

 

[General Malaise]

what, a winch? What's that? I don't have a 4x4 or a gun or a booze...wait, I have that. It's okay to bring wood? There's all these stupid warnings that tell me now too. I'll bring baby wipes. I have them everywhere.

that was my weak attempt at redneck humor. Bring your own wood, all the BS about not transporting bugs is just that. If you have good dry wood, bring it. Go have a good time. If you want to hike, there's a beautiful mountain lake about 5-6 miles north of there called "Boulder Lake". You take a gravel road a few miles off the main road there, come to a parking area where there's a trailheadmarked off. You climb maybe 1000 feet over the course of 1 mile or so of fairly easy hiking. The lake is beautiful and there's fish in it, and water is clear. On the far side of the lake is a huge cliff, just a solid sheet of granite that apparently broke off, probably 150ft high it frames the lake. Very picturesque

According to the maps I'm seeing, this is a 2 hour drive from Rock Creek....little help?

Upon further review, it is 19 miles and 40 minutes away...little far for a day hike considering there's so much where we are already, no? I'm going to get raped by a bigfoot, aren't I?

 

[Lomez]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.

Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.

Slap it ####### high?

odds that she comes back?

Pretty sure the red eliminates this as a concern.

it's only kidnapping if he does it i think. might have to check FL state law on that one.

You don't have kids yet, do you?

shame on youi have 2

Wait, didn't you just get married to the TV snob like 5 minutes ago?

it takes less than 2 minutes to make a baby, gb :fickenbanana:

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showuser=1774

 

[bostonfred]

what, a winch? What's that? I don't have a 4x4 or a gun or a booze...wait, I have that. It's okay to bring wood? There's all these stupid warnings that tell me now too. I'll bring baby wipes. I have them everywhere.

that was my weak attempt at redneck humor. Bring your own wood, all the BS about not transporting bugs is just that. If you have good dry wood, bring it. Go have a good time. If you want to hike, there's a beautiful mountain lake about 5-6 miles north of there called "Boulder Lake". You take a gravel road a few miles off the main road there, come to a parking area where there's a trailheadmarked off. You climb maybe 1000 feet over the course of 1 mile or so of fairly easy hiking. The lake is beautiful and there's fish in it, and water is clear. On the far side of the lake is a huge cliff, just a solid sheet of granite that apparently broke off, probably 150ft high it frames the lake. Very picturesque

According to the maps I'm seeing, this is a 2 hour drive from Rock Creek....little help?

Upon further review, it is 19 miles and 40 minutes away...little far for a day hike considering there's so much where we are already, no? I'm going to get raped by a bigfoot, aren't I?

Try to get a picture or at least some DNA under your fingernails.

 

[Drifter]

what, a winch? What's that? I don't have a 4x4 or a gun or a booze...wait, I have that. It's okay to bring wood? There's all these stupid warnings that tell me now too. I'll bring baby wipes. I have them everywhere.

that was my weak attempt at redneck humor. Bring your own wood, all the BS about not transporting bugs is just that. If you have good dry wood, bring it. Go have a good time. If you want to hike, there's a beautiful mountain lake about 5-6 miles north of there called "Boulder Lake". You take a gravel road a few miles off the main road there, come to a parking area where there's a trailheadmarked off. You climb maybe 1000 feet over the course of 1 mile or so of fairly easy hiking. The lake is beautiful and there's fish in it, and water is clear. On the far side of the lake is a huge cliff, just a solid sheet of granite that apparently broke off, probably 150ft high it frames the lake. Very picturesque

According to the maps I'm seeing, this is a 2 hour drive from Rock Creek....little help?

Upon further review, it is 19 miles and 40 minutes away...little far for a day hike considering there's so much where we are already, no? I'm going to get raped by a bigfoot, aren't I?

Try to get a picture or at least some DNA under your fingernails.

Judging from the 4 AM chicken, GM probably usually has some DNA residue under his fingernails

 

[Idiot Boxer]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.Slap it ####### high?

:redflag:She's moving out.

Pretty elaborate ploy to have her uncle go into a coma and all, but if it's true, I will give you your proper due sir.

And you know this how?

 

[Lomez]

what, a winch? What's that? I don't have a 4x4 or a gun or a booze...wait, I have that. It's okay to bring wood? There's all these stupid warnings that tell me now too. I'll bring baby wipes. I have them everywhere.

that was my weak attempt at redneck humor. Bring your own wood, all the BS about not transporting bugs is just that. If you have good dry wood, bring it. Go have a good time. If you want to hike, there's a beautiful mountain lake about 5-6 miles north of there called "Boulder Lake". You take a gravel road a few miles off the main road there, come to a parking area where there's a trailheadmarked off. You climb maybe 1000 feet over the course of 1 mile or so of fairly easy hiking. The lake is beautiful and there's fish in it, and water is clear. On the far side of the lake is a huge cliff, just a solid sheet of granite that apparently broke off, probably 150ft high it frames the lake. Very picturesque

According to the maps I'm seeing, this is a 2 hour drive from Rock Creek....little help?

Upon further review, it is 19 miles and 40 minutes away...little far for a day hike considering there's so much where we are already, no? I'm going to get raped by a bigfoot, aren't I?

Try to get a picture or at least some DNA under your fingernails.

Is it compromised if he scoops it out like that?

 

[Bogart]

So my wife just called. Due to a family emergency on her side, she has to drive her mom from Texas to Florida. She has no idea how long they will be gone, probably a week. Her brother is paying for the trip because she is willing to do the driving. She is leaving tonight or in the morning at the latest.Oh yeah, she is taking the kids with her.Slap it ####### high?

:redflag:She's moving out.

Pretty elaborate ploy to have her uncle go into a coma and all, but if it's true, I will give you your proper due sir.

And you know this how?

That part is very true.

 

[General Malaise]

what, a winch? What's that? I don't have a 4x4 or a gun or a booze...wait, I have that. It's okay to bring wood? There's all these stupid warnings that tell me now too. I'll bring baby wipes. I have them everywhere.

that was my weak attempt at redneck humor. Bring your own wood, all the BS about not transporting bugs is just that. If you have good dry wood, bring it. Go have a good time. If you want to hike, there's a beautiful mountain lake about 5-6 miles north of there called "Boulder Lake". You take a gravel road a few miles off the main road there, come to a parking area where there's a trailheadmarked off. You climb maybe 1000 feet over the course of 1 mile or so of fairly easy hiking. The lake is beautiful and there's fish in it, and water is clear. On the far side of the lake is a huge cliff, just a solid sheet of granite that apparently broke off, probably 150ft high it frames the lake. Very picturesque

According to the maps I'm seeing, this is a 2 hour drive from Rock Creek....little help?

Upon further review, it is 19 miles and 40 minutes away...little far for a day hike considering there's so much where we are already, no? I'm going to get raped by a bigfoot, aren't I?

Try to get a picture or at least some DNA under your fingernails.

Judging from the 4 AM chicken, GM probably usually has some DNA residue under his fingernails

"Okay, sir, the kit has come back from the lab. Looks like you were raped by....oh wait this can't be right...looks like you were raped by you."

 

[Drifter]

what, a winch? What's that? I don't have a 4x4 or a gun or a booze...wait, I have that. It's okay to bring wood? There's all these stupid warnings that tell me now too. I'll bring baby wipes. I have them everywhere.

that was my weak attempt at redneck humor. Bring your own wood, all the BS about not transporting bugs is just that. If you have good dry wood, bring it. Go have a good time. If you want to hike, there's a beautiful mountain lake about 5-6 miles north of there called "Boulder Lake". You take a gravel road a few miles off the main road there, come to a parking area where there's a trailheadmarked off. You climb maybe 1000 feet over the course of 1 mile or so of fairly easy hiking. The lake is beautiful and there's fish in it, and water is clear. On the far side of the lake is a huge cliff, just a solid sheet of granite that apparently broke off, probably 150ft high it frames the lake. Very picturesque

According to the maps I'm seeing, this is a 2 hour drive from Rock Creek....little help?

Upon further review, it is 19 miles and 40 minutes away...little far for a day hike considering there's so much where we are already, no? I'm going to get raped by a bigfoot, aren't I?

Try to get a picture or at least some DNA under your fingernails.

Judging from the 4 AM chicken, GM probably usually has some DNA residue under his fingernails

"Okay, sir, the kit has come back from the lab. Looks like you were raped by....oh wait this can't be right...looks like you were raped by you."

That's where you just give a single big nod while saying, "AND HOW!"

 

[cosjobs]

I have discovered a private one seater bathroom on the 2nd floor of the next door building to my office. I am on the 6th floor and my building connects to the other via a sky bridge.

Is the trip worth the private #2 time? I say yes. What says GMTAN?

A private crapper is one of life's great pleasures.

Really depends on how "private" the private crapper is. It better be infrequently used and well maintained. There's a one-seater men's room at the KFC that I'd rather #2 behind a bush to use.

Any my favorite work crapper ever was a 10-seater. You wouldn't call that "private", but it was pretty close to the ideal work bathroom. (It was located outside our building in the audience waiting area, where we'd line up the crowd that wanted to watch our TV show film. But since we only filmed Friday nights, the bathroom was unused for 55 of the 60 hours I worked a week. It was bright, spacious, sparkling clean, and no one else knew about it. I could spread out, keep books & magazines in there, and never be interrupted. God I miss that place)

LOOK AT ME, I CRAPPED IN THE DEATH SLOT TOILETS

 

[General Malaise]

At my old job downtown, I got to know the building engineer pretty well (we both liked high school hoops). Nice guy, close to retirement. First year there we gave him a Christmas bonus/gift and he never forgot it. Back then, I used to travel from the 2nd floor to the 12th floor bathroom, which wasn't used by anybody for some reason. I had this place all to myself. I even napped in there once. I definitely took a #3 a few times.

Then one day, I got up there and there was a keypad on the door. I was devestated. So I took the elevator down to the basement and pleaded with the engineer to give me the secret code. He gave it up, but retired a few months later and the new guy who took over was kind of a ##### and the once the code lock changed, my carefree days of 12th floor bathroom living were over.

 

[Sarnoff]

I have discovered a private one seater bathroom on the 2nd floor of the next door building to my office. I am on the 6th floor and my building connects to the other via a sky bridge.

Is the trip worth the private #2 time? I say yes. What says GMTAN?

A private crapper is one of life's great pleasures.

Really depends on how "private" the private crapper is. It better be infrequently used and well maintained. There's a one-seater men's room at the KFC that I'd rather #2 behind a bush to use.

Any my favorite work crapper ever was a 10-seater. You wouldn't call that "private", but it was pretty close to the ideal work bathroom. (It was located outside our building in the audience waiting area, where we'd line up the crowd that wanted to watch our TV show film. But since we only filmed Friday nights, the bathroom was unused for 55 of the 60 hours I worked a week. It was bright, spacious, sparkling clean, and no one else knew about it. I could spread out, keep books & magazines in there, and never be interrupted. God I miss that place)

LOOK AT ME, I CRAPPED IN THE DEATH SLOT TOILETS

We didn't air live Although the show still tanked. At least we got 2 seasons of death slot crappers.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't think I've ever #3'd outside of my own domicile or a hotel or something.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I had lunch with a client today. Greek food, really good, it's been a while. I had the combo plate which had some Mousaka, Pastichio & a Dolmade. Oh yeah, I sent her an e-mail this morning to confirm and her reply was that her sister tried to kill herself last night by downing a bottle of Valium. Oh. We'll do it some other time I reply. No, she wanted to go still. At lunch she tells me that her sister's MARRIED boyfriend broke up with her and went back to his wife. She then says her tried to kill himself three times this year. She didn't seem all that concerned about it and I almost said, well, something really inappropriate. I wouldn't have meant it of course but I'm always looking for the laugh. I'm a terrible person.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't think I've ever #3'd outside of my own domicile or a hotel or something.

I'm the exact opposite of this.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't think I've ever #3'd outside of my own domicile or a hotel or something.

I'm the exact opposite of this.

Can we get Keerock on this? Am I the weirdo here?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Slap it ####### high?

Great post.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't think I've ever #3'd outside of my own domicile or a hotel or something.

I'm the exact opposite of this.

Can we get Keerock on this? Am I the weirdo here?

Pretty sure it's me GB.ETA

PM Sent

 

[heckmanm]

So I had lunch with a client today. Greek food, really good, it's been a while. I had the combo plate which had some Mousaka, Pastichio & a Dolmade. Oh yeah, I sent her an e-mail this morning to confirm and her reply was that her sister tried to kill herself last night by downing a bottle of Valium. Oh. We'll do it some other time I reply. No, she wanted to go still. At lunch she tells me that her sister's MARRIED boyfriend broke up with her and went back to his wife. She then says her tried to kill himself three times this year. She didn't seem all that concerned about it and I almost said, well, something really inappropriate. I wouldn't have meant it of course but I'm always looking for the laugh. I'm a terrible person.

Gender confusion is a terrible thing to deal with, I hear.