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Footballguy
I just assume everyone on the internet is black. 
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Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
I assume they are all hot asianed chicks who want to touch my peepeeI just assume everyone on the internet is black.
Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
and for the love of God, if the above post is really that awful, can it just be deleted instead of a 15 year timeout? TIA
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
JbizzleMan
Footballguy
God Speed.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I've been s##thammered every day since June 28th and there's really no end in sight. Wheeeeee! 
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Have had a one for longer than I can remember. No amount of suppository will get rid of this thing. It wouldn't bother me so much if it weren't SO ####### ITCHY!!! Swear to ####### hell the itch is so far up my ### I could scratch it through my mouth.Maybe I shouldn't drink so much.Must be a northern Ohio thing...Me too.Hmmmm, I drink at Homeresque levels and I've never had one...Alcohol, especially beer, is a huge driver of hemorrhoids. If you avoid booze, you stand a great chance of never getting one. HTH.What does one do to avoid this? I eat a lot of granola bars and salad, that helps right?Woke up with a nice little gift from God this morning....My very first hemorrhoid. A bulbous, blood-filled beauty with a head on it, located just inside my anal cavity.Thoughts & prayers please.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Me too! Me too!I've been s##thammered every day since June 28th and there's really no end in sight. Wheeeeee!
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
I love being white.
Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Link?Huh, a chick I went to HS with just told Mrs. SLB via FB that the house we are buying was her mother in laws and she used to live there with her. Weird.Good looking broad, giant rack, always had the hots for her. She gave me her cell phone number at our 20 reunion..... I never called but just friend requested her.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
This might as well be written in Aramaic. I have no idea what you're saying here.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I fail to see a problem.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Lots and lots of butter, ala Last Tango, seems to help.Hot compresses help to take down the swelling. Never been much for the Preparation H, but guess you can try that route. Can also attest that diet does not elimnate these suckers, so you have that to look forward to.I just read the opposite.No, I can assure you it doesn't.What does one do to avoid this? I eat a lot of granola bars and salad, that helps right?Woke up with a nice little gift from God this morning....My very first hemorrhoid. A bulbous, blood-filled beauty with a head on it, located just inside my anal cavity.Thoughts & prayers please.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
What the hell is wrong with people? Boss just told me this story and it's a long one, so feel free to skip it...
Boss gets a dividend check for $5 from a personal holding in Goldcorp, a gold miner that refuses to engage in dividend reinvestment and sends out a quarterly check to all shareholders. The $5 check is a pain in the butt, but he takes it into Wells Fargo yesterday with another check he made out to himself for $300 cash. It's 1:30pm and the place is pretty packed, so he lines up and waits with the rest of the people.
At one of the tellers is a woman about 60 years old who is starting to get very upset with the teller who is helping her. My boss, bored and curious, decides to tune into this little back and forth, which becomes easier to do as the line shrinks and the woman's voice begins to escalate out of frustration. From what he could hear, the woman - who repeatedly said she had worked for the State of Oregon for 31 years and was now dead broke - had $30 in her checking account and $15 in her savings. She wrote a check for more than $30 and because her savings account was linked to her checking account, had that money swept over to cover an overdraft. As a result, she only had $3 left in her savings, and SHE WAS LIVID!
The teller, who was calm and reasonable tried to explain to her several times that it was a GOOD thing that her savings account was linked to her checking account as it saved her the fees and embarrassment of a returned check/overdraft situation. This woman wasn't hearing it. She wanted the supervisor. The bank manager backed the teller and tried again to explain what happened. Again, the woman raised her voice and explained how she worked for the State for 31 years, had no money left and now the bank was stealing what was left of her funds. She demanded that the bank fix this problem. The manager asked her to step out of the line and move into the manager's office. The woman - now hysterical and screaming - said she wasn't moving anywhere until this problem was fixed and the money was in her account. Afterall, she worked for the State for 30 years and was now broke.
My boss had finally moved up to another teller and was now almost elbow to elbow with this lady. He receives three $100 bills from the teller and being the kind, generous man that he is, asks the teller to break one of the bills up into $20s. As he collects his money and turns to leave, he nudges the hysterical woman, pretends to pick up a $20 off the floor and says "Excuse me, I think this is yours".
The woman - without skipping so much as a beat - takes the money, shoves it into her pocket and continues to berate the teller and the manager. Not a thank you, not an acknowledgement, NOTHING. Stories like this just make me angry. What a complete and awful human being. Exactly what I'd expect out of our state employees here in Oregon. Hand out, no appreciation, spread the misery. Unreal...
Boss gets a dividend check for $5 from a personal holding in Goldcorp, a gold miner that refuses to engage in dividend reinvestment and sends out a quarterly check to all shareholders. The $5 check is a pain in the butt, but he takes it into Wells Fargo yesterday with another check he made out to himself for $300 cash. It's 1:30pm and the place is pretty packed, so he lines up and waits with the rest of the people.
At one of the tellers is a woman about 60 years old who is starting to get very upset with the teller who is helping her. My boss, bored and curious, decides to tune into this little back and forth, which becomes easier to do as the line shrinks and the woman's voice begins to escalate out of frustration. From what he could hear, the woman - who repeatedly said she had worked for the State of Oregon for 31 years and was now dead broke - had $30 in her checking account and $15 in her savings. She wrote a check for more than $30 and because her savings account was linked to her checking account, had that money swept over to cover an overdraft. As a result, she only had $3 left in her savings, and SHE WAS LIVID!
The teller, who was calm and reasonable tried to explain to her several times that it was a GOOD thing that her savings account was linked to her checking account as it saved her the fees and embarrassment of a returned check/overdraft situation. This woman wasn't hearing it. She wanted the supervisor. The bank manager backed the teller and tried again to explain what happened. Again, the woman raised her voice and explained how she worked for the State for 31 years, had no money left and now the bank was stealing what was left of her funds. She demanded that the bank fix this problem. The manager asked her to step out of the line and move into the manager's office. The woman - now hysterical and screaming - said she wasn't moving anywhere until this problem was fixed and the money was in her account. Afterall, she worked for the State for 30 years and was now broke.
My boss had finally moved up to another teller and was now almost elbow to elbow with this lady. He receives three $100 bills from the teller and being the kind, generous man that he is, asks the teller to break one of the bills up into $20s. As he collects his money and turns to leave, he nudges the hysterical woman, pretends to pick up a $20 off the floor and says "Excuse me, I think this is yours".
The woman - without skipping so much as a beat - takes the money, shoves it into her pocket and continues to berate the teller and the manager. Not a thank you, not an acknowledgement, NOTHING. Stories like this just make me angry. What a complete and awful human being. Exactly what I'd expect out of our state employees here in Oregon. Hand out, no appreciation, spread the misery. Unreal...
General Malaise
Footballguy
I haven't had a pancake in years. Do grown ups still eat these?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
#### yes we do!
McJose
Footballguy
The money dance is big around here. Age-old shtick is asking what $50 will get you.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Gotta be honest...I don't crave sweets very often. Especially in the morning. A pancake dripped in syrup sounds revolting to me.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Especially if they are dutch.
Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
silly question
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
WTF kind of weird world do you live in that pancakes are only for kids?Had a stack just yesterday at Cracker Barrel.
General Malaise
Footballguy
My mother gives me REAL maply syrup every Xmas and makes a big forking deal out of it. I finally had to tell her to stop. I don't know what to use it for. My kids don't really eat it either.I'll start mailing it out to you guys.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Gonna make some panqueques tonight for dinner.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I've never seen one of my adult friends order a pancake. During football season, I get together with the fellas to watch games at 9:30am. I've never seen a guy order a stack of pancakes.
McJose
Footballguy
This is why I never help people. Especially old ladies. I probably would have sucker-punched her from behind and then basked in all of the applause from the customers and bank employees. Then I would have celebrated by going to IHOP.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
What about the Dancing Bear?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
regular or blueberry?
McJose
Footballguy
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Hell yes!PancakesWafflesWafels w/ DingesWafels w/ Bacon in themFrench ToastCrepesIs this some kind of trick question?Hell in Croatia they each crepes filled with Nutella and this fried dough thing for dinner.
JbizzleMan
Footballguy
Swedish.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Cracker Barrel has pancakes?Thought that was just a lunch/dinner joint.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Man, you guys are some badass mother ####ers!I've never seen one of my adult friends order a pancake. During football season, I get together with the fellas to watch games at 9:30am. I've never seen a guy order a stack of pancakes.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Man, you guys are some badass mother ####ers!I've never seen one of my adult friends order a pancake. During football season, I get together with the fellas to watch games at 9:30am. I've never seen a guy order a stack of pancakes.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Man, you guys are some badass mother ####ers!I've never seen one of my adult friends order a pancake. During football season, I get together with the fellas to watch games at 9:30am. I've never seen a guy order a stack of pancakes.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Regular, brah.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Man, their pancakes rule. And their breakfast sausage is actually smoked.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Man, you guys are some badass mother ####ers!I've never seen one of my adult friends order a pancake. During football season, I get together with the fellas to watch games at 9:30am. I've never seen a guy order a stack of pancakes.
How many cavaties do you have?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm trying to get my head around this one...You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?
Joe T
Footballguy
Man, you guys are some badass mother ####ers!I've never seen one of my adult friends order a pancake. During football season, I get together with the fellas to watch games at 9:30am. I've never seen a guy order a stack of pancakes.
not to woz up the conversation too much, I did have pancakes this past Saturday morning. carry on...
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Crackel Barrel breakfast rules.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
me thinks I'm missing out here...will check out for sureman, I'm hungry for pancakes!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Not if you're a black or gay guy...but if you're a slightly overweight pancake eater, then by all means, YES, since pancakes are so hard to find.
typical breakfast food, not missing out on a thing. Tons of them by me, everyone raves on and on about them, so finally went to one last year. People must be pretty ####### simple to be raving about biscuits, pancakes and egg sandwiches ffs.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Which is something they have in common with Woz.
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