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[bentley]

Friendly advice - If your two year old is melting down in Target, telling your wife that she made him the spoiled child he is will not go over well.

 

[El Floppo]

Friendly advice - If your two year old is melting down in Target, telling your wife that she made him the spoiled child he is will not go over well.

Things will go much smoother when baby #2 comes.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

new casino opening near Chicago on Monday night. pretty excited. The rest of them around here are way too far away.

 

[mr. furley]

I think it's a waffle weekend.

you sure they aren't actually just pancakes?

 

[mr. furley]

Friendly advice - If your two year old is melting down in Target, telling your wife that she made him the spoiled child he is will not go over well.

[30helens]women don't like the truth[/30helens]

 

[Mr.Pack]

And for the record, I know I don't say it enough, but I hope none of you have ball cancer.

My notebook needs updating, who are you?

 

[YSR]

Yard/garage/yard (no rain/rain/no rain) sale this morning. I've never actually done one of these so I didn't know what to expect. The morning started out with my opening the rear door to our Forerunner and having a trailer hitch fall smack dab on top of my foot. Pretty sure something is broken in there, based on the bruising and my inability to walk straight. So Mr. YSR, being the chivalrous southern gentleman he is, sends me inside to get some ice on it, because it's only 6:45 and our sign says this thing starts at 8:00. So, you know, he has plenty of time to get things set up. Except he doesn't. People started arriving at 6:53. We made the mistake of putting 8-12 on the sign, so he's still out there haggling. I'm inside, partly because he's better at the haggling, but mostly because I just kind of hate dealing with people.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Anybody in this thread have Solidworks?

Use it every day.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Anybody in this thread have Solidworks?

hi

Can you convert three solid works files to .dxf for me? If so PM me your email address. This is some stuff I need to waterjet.

if shuke didn't get back to you, I can do this for you.

 

[krista4]

new casino opening near Chicago on Monday night. pretty excited. The rest of them around here are way too far away.

Where is it? We're coming up in mid-September, and I told Mr. krista he should plan to go to the casinos one night with his poker buddies. A closer one would be excellent.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

new casino opening near Chicago on Monday night. pretty excited. The rest of them around here are way too far away.

Where is it? We're coming up in mid-September, and I told Mr. krista he should plan to go to the casinos one night with his poker buddies. A closer one would be excellent.

In Desplaines, not far from O'Hare.http://playrivers.com/I'm actually not sure if they have poker room yet or not. Would suck if they don't. EDIT: Looks like they don't have one.

 

[krista4]

new casino opening near Chicago on Monday night. pretty excited. The rest of them around here are way too far away.

Where is it? We're coming up in mid-September, and I told Mr. krista he should plan to go to the casinos one night with his poker buddies. A closer one would be excellent.

In Desplaines, not far from O'Hare.http://playrivers.com/

Wow, I used to work very close to there.Be sure to provide us a report!ETA: A Hugo's Frog Bar there.

 

[krista4]

new casino opening near Chicago on Monday night. pretty excited. The rest of them around here are way too far away.

Where is it? We're coming up in mid-September, and I told Mr. krista he should plan to go to the casinos one night with his poker buddies. A closer one would be excellent.

In Desplaines, not far from O'Hare.http://playrivers.com/

Wow, I used to work very close to there.Be sure to provide us a report!ETA: A Hugo's Frog Bar there.

Oh, no poker room.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yard/garage/yard (no rain/rain/no rain) sale this morning. I've never actually done one of these so I didn't know what to expect. The morning started out with my opening the rear door to our Forerunner and having a trailer hitch fall smack dab on top of my foot. Pretty sure something is broken in there, based on the bruising and my inability to walk straight. So Mr. YSR, being the chivalrous southern gentleman he is, sends me inside to get some ice on it, because it's only 6:45 and our sign says this thing starts at 8:00. So, you know, he has plenty of time to get things set up. Except he doesn't. People started arriving at 6:53. We made the mistake of putting 8-12 on the sign, so he's still out there haggling. I'm inside, partly because he's better at the haggling, but mostly because I just kind of hate dealing with people.

You'll have something that you don't care about marked at a dollar, something that you would almost rather use for target practice or throw it in a bonfire just to watch it melt, and somebody is going to offer you eighty five cents for it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Everybody at the wedding reception last night was pretty stoked up about the upcoming Chicago trip. None of you guys want to hook up?

 

[Bogart]

Got up at 5 AM to drive three hours to work a garage sale in Oklahoma. Please pray for the people around me.

 

[krista4]

Everybody at the wedding reception last night was pretty stoked up about the upcoming Chicago trip. None of you guys want to hook up?

You're going a month too early. :(Oh, and congrats on your junk not being cancerous. Or whatever part you thought might be.

 

[Lomez]

And for the record, I know I don't say it enough, but I hope none of you have ball cancer.

My notebook needs updating, who are you?

Ballboy_74

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Friendly advice - If your two year old is melting down in Target, telling your wife that she made him the spoiled child he is will not go over well.

What if you're right? Surely women can be reasoned with, no?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Everybody at the wedding reception last night was pretty stoked up about the upcoming Chicago trip. None of you guys want to hook up?

You're going a month too early. :(

:(

 

[Ignoramus]

Yard/garage/yard (no rain/rain/no rain) sale this morning. I've never actually done one of these so I didn't know what to expect. The morning started out with my opening the rear door to our Forerunner and having a trailer hitch fall smack dab on top of my foot. Pretty sure something is broken in there, based on the bruising and my inability to walk straight. So Mr. YSR, being the chivalrous southern gentleman he is, sends me inside to get some ice on it, because it's only 6:45 and our sign says this thing starts at 8:00. So, you know, he has plenty of time to get things set up. Except he doesn't. People started arriving at 6:53. We made the mistake of putting 8-12 on the sign, so he's still out there haggling. I'm inside, partly because he's better at the haggling, but mostly because I just kind of hate dealing with people.

You'll have something that you don't care about marked at a dollar, something that you would almost rather use for target practice or throw it in a bonfire just to watch it melt, and somebody is going to offer you eighty five cents for it.

I had a box of assorted #### that I marked $0.50 per item. People were trying to haggle me down to a quarter. It's ridiculous.

 

[FatMax]

Anybody in this thread have Solidworks?

hi

Can you convert three solid works files to .dxf for me? If so PM me your email address. This is some stuff I need to waterjet.

if shuke didn't get back to you, I can do this for you.

Shuke got it for me. Thanks, though.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Going out to grab pancakes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yard/garage/yard (no rain/rain/no rain) sale this morning. I've never actually done one of these so I didn't know what to expect. The morning started out with my opening the rear door to our Forerunner and having a trailer hitch fall smack dab on top of my foot. Pretty sure something is broken in there, based on the bruising and my inability to walk straight. So Mr. YSR, being the chivalrous southern gentleman he is, sends me inside to get some ice on it, because it's only 6:45 and our sign says this thing starts at 8:00. So, you know, he has plenty of time to get things set up. Except he doesn't. People started arriving at 6:53. We made the mistake of putting 8-12 on the sign, so he's still out there haggling. I'm inside, partly because he's better at the haggling, but mostly because I just kind of hate dealing with people.

You'll have something that you don't care about marked at a dollar, something that you would almost rather use for target practice or throw it in a bonfire just to watch it melt, and somebody is going to offer you eighty five cents for it.

I had a box of assorted #### that I marked $0.50 per item. People were trying to haggle me down to a quarter. It's ridiculous.

Yep. I got my experience from a garage sale I had around the age 12-13. Now I just give everything to charity and take the tax write off. People are freaking nuts.

 

[Gadzooks]

Whatever you do dont check your phone.

Perhaps the greatest non-pron related text/video I've ever seen.

 

[guru_007]

uruguay/argentina o2.5 -111

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Got up at 5 AM to drive three hours to work a garage sale in Oklahoma. Please pray for the people around me.

Wait...what?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Whatever you do dont check your phone.

Perhaps the greatest non-pron related text/video I've ever seen.

I'll take a copy. BTW I told Mrs. SLB last night that I was leaving her to you should something happen to me.

 

[Bogart]

Got up at 5 AM to drive three hours to work a garage sale in Oklahoma. Please pray for the people around me.

Wait...what?

I'm regretting every second of it. Getting chewed out by a lady this very second because our "garage" sale was listed as an "estate" sale. She wants to know who died.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Got up at 5 AM to drive three hours to work a garage sale in Oklahoma. Please pray for the people around me.

Wait...what?

No, see.. this is where you explain why you're working a garage sale three hours away in Oklahoma.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got up at 5 AM to drive three hours to work a garage sale in Oklahoma. Please pray for the people around me.

Wait...what?

No, see.. this is where you explain why you're working a garage sale three hours away in Oklahoma.

I heard Casey Anthony was spotted there.

 

[Bogart]

Got up at 5 AM to drive three hours to work a garage sale in Oklahoma. Please pray for the people around me.

Wait...what?

No, see.. this is where you explain why you're working a garage sale three hours away in Oklahoma.

Sick aunt moving out of her house and into assisted living. She had basically been a buyer of stuff for 30 years and she can't take anything with her.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Got up at 5 AM to drive three hours to work a garage sale in Oklahoma. Please pray for the people around me.

Wait...what?

No, see.. this is where you explain why you're working a garage sale three hours away in Oklahoma.

Sick aunt moving out of her house and into assisted living. She had basically been a buyer of stuff for 30 years and she can't take anything with her.

I'll just pretend you're helping Peens move on with his life.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got up at 5 AM to drive three hours to work a garage sale in Oklahoma. Please pray for the people around me.

Wait...what?

No, see.. this is where you explain why you're working a garage sale three hours away in Oklahoma.

Sick aunt moving out of her house and into assisted living. She had basically been a buyer of stuff for 30 years and she can't take anything with her.

Your aunt is Mr. YSR's mom?

 

[Bogart]

Got up at 5 AM to drive three hours to work a garage sale in Oklahoma. Please pray for the people around me.

Wait...what?

No, see.. this is where you explain why you're working a garage sale three hours away in Oklahoma.

Sick aunt moving out of her house and into assisted living. She had basically been a buyer of stuff for 30 years and she can't take anything with her.

I'll just pretend you're helping Peens move on with his life.

I'll do the same.

 

[Bogart]

Got up at 5 AM to drive three hours to work a garage sale in Oklahoma. Please pray for the people around me.

Wait...what?

No, see.. this is where you explain why you're working a garage sale three hours away in Oklahoma.

Sick aunt moving out of her house and into assisted living. She had basically been a buyer of stuff for 30 years and she can't take anything with her.

Your aunt is Mr. YSR's mom?

I know. Small world, right?

 

[krista4]

Thought it might cheer YSR out of her yard-sale funk.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Wife's out with the kids. Watching poker on TV and Copa America on the Spanished channel. Slap it high?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Wife's out with the kids. Watching poker on TV and Copa America on the Spanished channel. Slap it high?

Lousy first half. They should execute a random player per side.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I don't trust #3.

 

[krista4]

He's squinty.

 

[Bogart]

Wife's out with the kids. Watching poker on TV and Copa America on the Spanished channel. Slap it high?

With my wife and kids gone, I have been cooking a TON of chicken drumsticks.... no, wait.... that other 4am activity.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I also found

amusing.

 

[krista4]

I also found

It never got old to watch one think he'd made it and then go hurtling backward.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Wife's out with the kids. Watching poker on TV and Copa America on the Spanished channel. Slap it high?

Lousy first half. They should execute a random player per side.

I'm watching cards now and didn't see much. A lot more excited about the Argentina/URgay game.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

You know, once you've drawn the PK, do you really need to keep flopping around on the ground afterwards?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I also found

rules

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You know, once you've drawn the PK, do you really need to keep flopping around on the ground afterwards?

Sí.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

They look delicious.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I seriously hate people for taking a term as cool as Slutwalk and turning it into this.