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In no particular order:What is the rest of your top 10?
Mr. Sensitive 2004-2005Who's yelling at you? Did 2005 GM log in this morning?Hey Grumpasss - I was the one who didn't know what the hell Carmegeddon was in the first place.The rest of the country deals with detours and road construction all the time without feeling the need to whore for attention because of an inconvenience. Why the #### do I care that a few people in L.A. are going to have to drive a little out of their way for a few days? That's as much a national news story as my paperboy ####ing up all the houses he delivered to this morning.Jesus, who pissed on your stack of pancakes?Some overblown news story about some west coast liberal p###ies having to take a detour for a day.What is Carmaggedon?
Why don't you and Shuke stop yelling at me and resume telling the kids to get off your front lawn.
Bunch of bittermen up in here.
Did you get this from Dodd's Facebook status?
You know Status Shuffle? Dodds seems to have discovered this, but copies and pastes. It's a little like getting chain letters from Aunt Martha.We're not FB friends.yet.
Talk to keerock.
12:30 Monday and the annual central Cali coast family reunion type vacation begins with a three+ hour drive, just me, my kid and her best friend for now, but expecting between 25 and 30 over the course of the next five days. I hope my sisters stay home but they won't. I will sail, surf, windsurf, scuba, fish, spearfish, read, eat, drink and sleep until Friday. I may give kite boarding a try. I may hunt a feral pig. I may get talked into a round of golf or a game of tennis. I will ignore all human females I know over 40 and pay close attention to those between 17 and 25 whom I do not know. I will not go shopping, or to the Hearst Castle, or to see elephant seals, or whale watching, or wine tasting, bike riding, walking, hiking or jogging, and I will not babysit other people's kids. Frankly all of those involve time and energy best spent doing something more awesome. I will eat at Hoppe's some evening before or after the older human females have been. If we had a trophy for best vacation, I would win it. Play nice Gmtanners. If you're inclined to prayer, please pray I don't spear a 150 pound human female or shoot one mistaken as a feral beast. Farewell.
Pictures of all, please.
Kind of like when he copy/pasted Kid Charlemagne's ADP formula?You know Status Shuffle? Dodds seems to have discovered this, but copies and pastes. It's a little like getting chain letters from Aunt Martha.We're not FB friends.
Yeah. I mistakenly left Murphy out.
The AVT thief?Kind of like when he copy/pasted Kid Charlemagne's ADP formula?You know Status Shuffle? Dodds seems to have discovered this, but copies and pastes. It's a little like getting chain letters from Aunt Martha.We're not FB friends.
Worst FBGs scandal ever.
I gotta be honest here.. I have no idea what AVT is.
[bogart]There's no 'i' in Lizzy. But maybe someday there will be a me.[/bogart]
It's a little too sophisticated for you anyway.
Unlike evolution and gravity, AVT (Average Value Theory) was not "just a theory". It wasn't even a very good hypothesis. The idea was simple - every year, the final order of position players is predictable - only one running back can be #1, and only one can be #2, and so on. Since it's easier to guess which running back is #1, you could just average out the stats of the #1 running back over the last few years and give those numbers to the back who is top on your cheatsheet. Once you've done this, you now have a statistically meaningless list of statistics to plug into a VBD spreadsheet, so you could figure out that you still liked running backs better than receivers. This was groundbreaking stuff, if the ground you were attempting to break was the crust around the world of statistics. Kid C claimed this was his great innovation, only to have it magically appear on the site, under the name of a former moderator who went on to start his own highly lucrative fantasy website providing an untimely look inside the stats, in which you and I are each part owners.
I haven't heard anyone use the term hesher in 20 years.
He explained his life to me recently. "Poker, weed, cheese fries".
Ahhh, the lovely town of Wamic. Had to go there to fetch more ice on Friday, then back on Saturday for more beer.
Snapped a photo of the store and you are right, they had everything you might need and more. In fact, I was very intrigued with their sign announcing the availability of 'Gifts'...so much so that I inquired within what sort of gifts they sold and if I could knock out my Christmas shopping. Don't think they found me nearly as funny as I thought I was, however. But what a cool spot to camp. We reserved the last spot available and found out immediately why it was the only spot left. It was right by the vaulted toilets. And by right by, I mean I could lean back in my camping chair and open the door for people coming in and out. Thankfully, the camp host took a liking to us (read: my wife) and when another family failed to check in by 7pm, he gave us their site, which was a million times nicer with more space and tall trees. Made a huge difference to the upside. As he's reeling in, he says "Dad, I think I caught a fish!" and I say "Sure you did, son..." before stopping mid-sentence to see that, in fact, he HAD caught a fish. A little tiny baby fish that we threw back into the water over his stern objections. But before we did, I snapped a few photos with my phone, including this one, which makes the fish look much larger than it is. I might try the same angle on my penis going forward. In any event, that's the peak of Mt. Hood between the fish and Coop's head.
Also considered: burnout, loadie.
Dope: I don't get it.DOPE: (ET Sequel by Robert Blankenheim)
OMGodric! Did you see next weeks #TrueBlood preview??
I totally yelled "I CAN"T WAIT TO SEE THIS SCENE HAPPENNNN!" when Caroline Bellefleur walked in. #WaitingSucks sorry, west coast!
East coastin it w you, #Trubies!
me want: (Samsung concept phone watch)
Dope: (Badass Lady Aces by Leon Ryan)
Advice plz! What is THE dopest swiss army/pocket knife out there?
i'm honoredmentioned this specifically for you.Ryan Lenaghan. LSU graduate living in New OrleansPretty coool actually.'madhatter said:
If you look at it as a nice way to ballpark projected points (rather than run complicated forumulas) it works. I combine AVT with averaged expert rankings and use ADP as the guide to draft....works for me
How the hell do you have time for all this?If you look at it as a nice way to ballpark projected points (rather than run complicated forumulas) it works. I combine AVT with averaged expert rankings and use ADP as the guide to draft....works for me
Basically a better version of VBD that Kid C was using before VBD existed.
I always thought of a hesher as one of those dudes in the 80's that sold pot, wore a jean jacket with the fur inside, and had a grubby mustache.
the molester mustache is a definite hesher feature.
Thanks, that's what I figured.
Yeah, you people have problems.
Been using the same spreadsheet for awhile now. It takes about 30 minutes to update each yearHow the hell do you have time for all this?If you look at it as a nice way to ballpark projected points (rather than run complicated forumulas) it works. I combine AVT with averaged expert rankings and use ADP as the guide to draft....works for me
I'll take a PM.Been using the same spreadsheet for awhile now. It takes about 30 minutes to update each yearHow the hell do you have time for all this?If you look at it as a nice way to ballpark projected points (rather than run complicated forumulas) it works. I combine AVT with averaged expert rankings and use ADP as the guide to draft....works for me
I'll take a PM.Been using the same spreadsheet for awhile now. It takes about 30 minutes to update each yearHow the hell do you have time for all this?If you look at it as a nice way to ballpark projected points (rather than run complicated forumulas) it works. I combine AVT with averaged expert rankings and use ADP as the guide to draft....works for me
- will send it when I get around to updating it
Sorry, 'zooks.
