GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[commisholio]

Mayo is pretty good; miracle whip is nasty IMO. Think you have to grow up in the south to like that stuff. I don't like ketchup either - mustard and mayo on my sandwiches/hamburgers.

I never order pancakes out, but will eat them when my wife makes them for my kids. Much prefer crepes, waffles, french toast, or ebelskivers.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

If I was Stalin, I'm pretty sure some of you would have been put up against the wall.

were:subjunctive:

 

[General Malaise]

tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

lol at "tangy zip". Must be all the spices!

You ever had the Miracle Whip Radical Dip? It's delightful...

1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream (Editor's Note: Any sour cream is fine here) 1 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing (Editor's Note: It is crucial you do NOT sub a generic brand or just use Mayo...won't taste as good) 1/2 cup OSCAR MAYER Real Bacon Bits (Editor's Note: I actually prefer bacon from the butcher, but any bacon will suffice) 1 Tbsp. chopped fresh parsley 1 Tbsp. finely chopped onions 1 tsp. dill weed

I also add a dash of Tumeric, which is beneficial to your health and adds just a wee bit more punch.

 

[shuke]

Not a fan of mayo, but love Miracle Whip. And overall, I'm a condiment whore. If you can dip something into a sauce, I'm there.Once thought about doing a poll asking "If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, what would it be?"I think mine would be BBQ sauce.

Mustard here. There's just so many KINDS of mustard. I probably have 3 types of mustards in my fridge at home right now.

How many kinds does Rite-Aid sell?

ool

 

[Lomez]

This thread has become a shadow of its former self.

Same as D1.To have a good mix, a thread needs to rise and fall. You can't have all rise.

 

[shuke]

I don't get this "I'm too much of a grown man to eat pancakes, waffles, or french toast" shtick.

Not sure I ever said I was a grown man and have ample evidence out there to prove otherwise. I just don't crave sweet stuff much anymore, especially not for breakfast.

Not a dessert guy, eh?

Scotch or port is my dessert if we're out at a nice place. I never eat dessert at home and on occasion will split one with my wife at a restaurant. I like cheese cake, but don't crave it. I like some Ice Cream, but don't eat it very often, maybe 2-3 times a year. I don't like cobblers. I do like apple pie with some vanilla bean ice cream, but don't eat it very often. Bread pudding is okay. Key Lime pie is alright. Banna Pudding with Nilla Wafers is tasty. I just don't order them or buy them for home. I'm fat enough. I don't need help.

What about Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies?

If I had a vending machine in my house, I would probably enjoy these after a nice meal, I suppose.

Wow, you don't remember, do you?

 

[facook]

Bought a 6-pack of Landshark Lager as it was on sale at Rite Aid. Wasn't really in the mood for more macro-brew (sucked down a 12 pack of Coors Yellow Bellies camping) and wasn't really in the mood for heavy micro-brew (sucked down 9 of those on Friday before going into Wamic to buy Coors) so I bought this Landshark, not knowing what to expect. It's not bad. It's better with a lemon wedge. I finally caved to see where this beer is from and look at that - it's from St. Louis! Better than Budweiser?

If a beer tastes better with fruit, then that beer really sucks.

Gosh damn, the beer snobs are harsh. I suppose Corona's with a lime are awful too. Yet on a hot summer day, in the right setting, I enjoy them quite a bit.

Pacifico Clara w/ lime on a hot day is bomb-diggety, playa.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A challenge for any of you 's but Mr. Pickles in particular. Complete all of these levels.

Gauntlet, thrown.

Anybody in?

Pickles? Anybody?

I played this quite a while ago. I started over thanks to this post (*******). I'm done with easy and normal. Maybe I'll go after the rest later.

I played that one too, this is a new one.So you, guru_007 and wadegarrett are in. GL peoples.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm really happy with the mutt we adopted 1.5 years ago as a puppy. He's so many breeds the DNA testing couldn't even come up with a primary but had some English Setter as a secondary. He's is as gentle and sweet as can be. He loves playing with the boys and has never as much as growled when they abuse him too hard. It doesn't get any better than that. Check out my FB profile for a pic I posted of him sleeping with Mrs. SLB last week.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

I'm really happy with the mutt we adopted 1.5 years ago as a puppy. He's so many breeds the DNA testing couldn't even come up with a primary but had some English Setter as a secondary. He's is as gentle and sweet as can be. He loves playing with the boys and has never as much as growled when they abuse him too hard. It doesn't get any better than that. Check out my FB profile for a pic I posted of him sleeping with Mrs. SLB last week.

did he let you smell his paw?

 

[General Malaise]

I don't get this "I'm too much of a grown man to eat pancakes, waffles, or french toast" shtick.

Not sure I ever said I was a grown man and have ample evidence out there to prove otherwise. I just don't crave sweet stuff much anymore, especially not for breakfast.

Not a dessert guy, eh?

Scotch or port is my dessert if we're out at a nice place. I never eat dessert at home and on occasion will split one with my wife at a restaurant. I like cheese cake, but don't crave it. I like some Ice Cream, but don't eat it very often, maybe 2-3 times a year. I don't like cobblers. I do like apple pie with some vanilla bean ice cream, but don't eat it very often. Bread pudding is okay. Key Lime pie is alright. Banna Pudding with Nilla Wafers is tasty. I just don't order them or buy them for home. I'm fat enough. I don't need help.

What about Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies?

If I had a vending machine in my house, I would probably enjoy these after a nice meal, I suppose.

Wow, you don't remember, do you?

ALRIGHT FINE, YOU GOT ME, OKAY? I LOVE THESE THINGS. I LOVE ALL SWEETS. I'M A RECOVERING SUGAR JUNKIE WHO LOOKS LIKE A CONTESTANT ON BIGGEST LOSER BRED WITH AN ALBINO RABBIT, OKAY? I NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF LITTLE DEBBIE, BUT I MASTERBATE TO HER IMAGE ON THE BOX! THERE! YOU HAPPY NOW? YOU WIN!I QUIT!1````

 

[General Malaise]

I'm really happy with the mutt we adopted 1.5 years ago as a puppy. He's so many breeds the DNA testing couldn't even come up with a primary but had some English Setter as a secondary. He's is as gentle and sweet as can be. He loves playing with the boys and has never as much as growled when they abuse him too hard. It doesn't get any better than that. Check out my FB profile for a pic I posted of him sleeping with Mrs. SLB last week.

did he let you smell his paw?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm really happy with the mutt we adopted 1.5 years ago as a puppy. He's so many breeds the DNA testing couldn't even come up with a primary but had some English Setter as a secondary. He's is as gentle and sweet as can be. He loves playing with the boys and has never as much as growled when they abuse him too hard. It doesn't get any better than that. Check out my FB profile for a pic I posted of him sleeping with Mrs. SLB last week.

did he let you smell his paw?

Pretty sure he's trying to muscle in on my turf though.

 

[Lomez]

Probably violates "stays here", but there's a guy at LABS that claims he never had rice until he was in college. I will protect his anonymity.

biggie imo

Biggie is Asian, you nitwit.

This is surprising and had no influence on my decision to pick him out of all the options available.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

3. Bob>When is this Chicago cornhole?

It was going to be August 19th but nobody wants to meet up with me.

coffee.gif

 

[mr. furley]

This thread has become a shadow of its former self.

Same as D1.To have a good mix, a thread needs to rise and fall. You can't have all rise.

on that note.. anyone seen Homer today?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

3. Bob>When is this Chicago cornhole?

It was going to be August 19th but nobody wants to meet up with me.

coffee.gif

September 2nd sounds interesting.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

lol at "tangy zip". Must be all the spices!

 

[shuke]

I'm really happy with the mutt we adopted 1.5 years ago as a puppy. He's so many breeds the DNA testing couldn't even come up with a primary but had some English Setter as a secondary. He's is as gentle and sweet as can be. He loves playing with the boys and has never as much as growled when they abuse him too hard. It doesn't get any better than that. Check out my FB profile for a pic I posted of him sleeping with Mrs. SLB last week.

did he let you smell his paw?

Corn chips?

 

[shuke]

I don't get this "I'm too much of a grown man to eat pancakes, waffles, or french toast" shtick.

Not sure I ever said I was a grown man and have ample evidence out there to prove otherwise. I just don't crave sweet stuff much anymore, especially not for breakfast.

Not a dessert guy, eh?

Scotch or port is my dessert if we're out at a nice place. I never eat dessert at home and on occasion will split one with my wife at a restaurant. I like cheese cake, but don't crave it. I like some Ice Cream, but don't eat it very often, maybe 2-3 times a year. I don't like cobblers. I do like apple pie with some vanilla bean ice cream, but don't eat it very often. Bread pudding is okay. Key Lime pie is alright. Banna Pudding with Nilla Wafers is tasty. I just don't order them or buy them for home. I'm fat enough. I don't need help.

What about Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies?

If I had a vending machine in my house, I would probably enjoy these after a nice meal, I suppose.

Wow, you don't remember, do you?

ALRIGHT FINE, YOU GOT ME, OKAY? I LOVE THESE THINGS. I LOVE ALL SWEETS. I'M A RECOVERING SUGAR JUNKIE WHO LOOKS LIKE A CONTESTANT ON BIGGEST LOSER BRED WITH AN ALBINO RABBIT, OKAY? I NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF LITTLE DEBBIE, BUT I MASTERBATE TO HER IMAGE ON THE BOX! THERE! YOU HAPPY NOW? YOU WIN!I QUIT!1````

"soft chewey goodness"?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm really happy with the mutt we adopted 1.5 years ago as a puppy. He's so many breeds the DNA testing couldn't even come up with a primary but had some English Setter as a secondary. He's is as gentle and sweet as can be. He loves playing with the boys and has never as much as growled when they abuse him too hard. It doesn't get any better than that. Check out my FB profile for a pic I posted of him sleeping with Mrs. SLB last week.

did he let you smell his paw?

Softball crushed 400 ft.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't get this "I'm too much of a grown man to eat pancakes, waffles, or french toast" shtick.

Not sure I ever said I was a grown man and have ample evidence out there to prove otherwise. I just don't crave sweet stuff much anymore, especially not for breakfast.

Not a dessert guy, eh?

Scotch or port is my dessert if we're out at a nice place. I never eat dessert at home and on occasion will split one with my wife at a restaurant. I like cheese cake, but don't crave it. I like some Ice Cream, but don't eat it very often, maybe 2-3 times a year. I don't like cobblers. I do like apple pie with some vanilla bean ice cream, but don't eat it very often. Bread pudding is okay. Key Lime pie is alright. Banna Pudding with Nilla Wafers is tasty. I just don't order them or buy them for home. I'm fat enough. I don't need help.

What about Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies?

If I had a vending machine in my house, I would probably enjoy these after a nice meal, I suppose.

Wow, you don't remember, do you?

ALRIGHT FINE, YOU GOT ME, OKAY? I LOVE THESE THINGS. I LOVE ALL SWEETS. I'M A RECOVERING SUGAR JUNKIE WHO LOOKS LIKE A CONTESTANT ON BIGGEST LOSER BRED WITH AN ALBINO RABBIT, OKAY? I NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF LITTLE DEBBIE, BUT I MASTERBATE TO HER IMAGE ON THE BOX! THERE! YOU HAPPY NOW? YOU WIN!I QUIT!1````

"soft chewey goodness"?

Mellyhole 2008...best 7 hours of coherence I've ever had.

 

[LittleDebbieLVR]

I NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF LITTLE DEBBIE, BUT I MASTERBATE TO HER IMAGE ON THE BOX!

 

[mr. furley]

I NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF LITTLE DEBBIE, BUT I MASTERBATE TO HER IMAGE ON THE BOX!

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF LITTLE DEBBIE, BUT I MASTERBATE TO HER IMAGE ON THE BOX!

 

[wadegarrett]

I NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF LITTLE DEBBIE, BUT I MASTERBATE TO HER IMAGE ON THE BOX!

 

[Thorn]

You ever had the Miracle Whip Radical Dip? It's delightful...

1 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream (Editor's Note: Any sour cream is fine here)

1 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing (Editor's Note: It is crucial you do NOT sub a generic brand or just use Mayo...won't taste as good)

1/2 cup OSCAR MAYER Real Bacon Bits (Editor's Note: I actually prefer bacon from the butcher, but any bacon will suffice)

1 Tbsp. chopped fresh parsley

1 Tbsp. finely chopped onions

1 tsp. dill weed

I also add a dash of Tumeric, which is beneficial to your health and adds just a wee bit more punch.

tee hee

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Oh lord

There's pretty much no way this ends well.

Male Maltese. Male. The females yap. I'm only suggesting it in case your daughter wins out and you have to get a lap-type dog.

I'll never get a male dog. When I scratch their belly I don't want to have to worry about hitting anything.

if you are that off the mark you're just gonna end up hitting doggy vag anyway.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Why is "vag" not picked up by the language filter, but the medically correct word ("######") is? And penis isn't?

butt?

 

[Thorn]

FB wall post from pregnant chick to her sister in law who just had a kid:

Dear cuz Kate, I can't wait to come out and play with you. I am still growing and will be a bit longer, but I can't wait to meet you! I hear you have lots of fun toys, pretty dresses, and sparkley shoes. How cool is it that we will both be doubling our wardrobes in just a few months? I am gonna learn how to braid on your hair, and you can paint my toenails. Mommy says I'll be playing softball, hockey, maybe field hockey too, and definitely gymnatics and swim lessons right away. Our Uncles and daddies will have to teach us about all that. Anyway, I'm gonna go take a nap, but I'll see you in December! We'll have our first Christmas together... we can share a gift box to chew on! Well you'll chew, and I'll just watch. I love you Kate! Love, The Beanette

 

[Good Posting Judge]

FB wall post from pregnant chick to her sister in law who just had a kid:

Dear cuz Kate, I can't wait to come out and play with you. I am still growing and will be a bit longer, but I can't wait to meet you! I hear you have lots of fun toys, pretty dresses, and sparkley shoes. How cool is it that we will both be doubling our wardrobes in just a few months? I am gonna learn how to braid on your hair, and you can paint my toenails. Mommy says I'll be playing softball, hockey, maybe field hockey too, and definitely gymnatics and swim lessons right away. Our Uncles and daddies will have to teach us about all that. Anyway, I'm gonna go take a nap, but I'll see you in December! We'll have our first Christmas together... we can share a gift box to chew on! Well you'll chew, and I'll just watch. I love you Kate! Love, The Beanette

This is worse than hacking into a dead girl's voicemails.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF LITTLE DEBBIE, BUT I MASTERBATE TO HER IMAGE ON THE BOX!

Perfect.

 

[Lomez]

Dear pregnant chick, There appears to be a keyboard in your womb. Bluevag? You might want to ask the doctor to check that out. Love, Sanepeople

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

that fetus sounds kinda butch imo

 

[General Malaise]

that fetus sounds kinda butch imo

Sounds like Dad has upperhand on fetus's extracurriculars.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I'm gonna write an update from the perspective of one of my sperm

 

[gianmarco]

I'm gonna write an update from the perspective of one of my sperm

SWIM!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm gonna write an update from the perspective of one of my sperm

"This cave smells like a rotted wharf."

 

[Lomez]

"####! This water is cold. No, no. Don't flush!"

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"####bros.com again!?!"

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Sperm #1: "sir, we've infiltrated what appears to be the knot of a small, brown balloon"

 

[huskers15]

Hey GM is the forrestmail officially dead or have I been purged from the list?

 

[FatMax]

I'm gonna write an update from the perspective of one of my sperm

"OK, here we go. I feel the momentum of the thrusting carrying me to a place to fulfill my destiny. Oh, what will that egg look like? Will she be attractive? Will she accept my advances and allow me into her sweet embrace? So many thoughts swimming in my mind. Getting closer, now loaded up in the dream cannon, ready and able to be fired off into a wonderful adventure. An adventure that will surely mean the joining of two souls. THE TIME IS NOW!! The speed of the launch is indescribable. OK, clearing the head now, time to go to work. This, this is the time I've been dreaming about for my entire life. But ... wait. Something isn't right. What is this? Fabric? HOLY ####, IT IS A SOCK! A ####ING sock!!!! You MOTHER ####ERS!!! :shakesfist: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!"

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I'm gonna write an update from the perspective of one of my sperm

"OK, here we go. I feel the momentum of the thrusting carrying me to a place to fulfill my destiny. Oh, what will that egg look like? Will she be attractive? Will she accept my advances and allow me into her sweet embrace? So many thoughts swimming in my mind. Getting closer, now loaded up in the dream cannon, ready and able to be fired off into a wonderful adventure. An adventure that will surely mean the joining of two souls. THE TIME IS NOW!! The speed of the launch is indescribable. OK, clearing the head now, time to go to work. This, this is the time I've been dreaming about for my entire life. But ... wait. Something isn't right. What is this? Fabric? HOLY ####, IT IS A SOCK! A ####ING sock!!!! You MOTHER ####ERS!!! :shakesfist: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!"

 

[Tiger Fan]

Someone PM me when breakfast and dog talk is over.TIA

We'll resume VBT theory shortly. Hang tight.- J

was just about to email you the cheatsheet too[/delete]

 

[Joe T]

this thread has derailed.

 

[YSR]

Just got the following joke emailed to me by my father:

A man goes into a Barnes and Noble and asks the young female clerk, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title. " She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." The man said, "That's the one. I'll take a copy."

 

[-fish-]

I've never had ketchup in my life.

This isn't something to brag about. It just makes you weird.

 

[EYLive]

I NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF LITTLE DEBBIE, BUT I MASTERBATE TO HER IMAGE ON THE BOX!

who signed up for that name?

 

[shuke]

I'm gonna write an update from the perspective of one of my sperm

"OK, here we go. I feel the momentum of the thrusting carrying me to a place to fulfill my destiny. Oh, what will that egg look like? Will she be attractive? Will she accept my advances and allow me into her sweet embrace? So many thoughts swimming in my mind. Getting closer, now loaded up in the dream cannon, ready and able to be fired off into a wonderful adventure. An adventure that will surely mean the joining of two souls. THE TIME IS NOW!! The speed of the launch is indescribable. OK, clearing the head now, time to go to work. This, this is the time I've been dreaming about for my entire life. But ... wait. Something isn't right. What is this? Fabric? HOLY ####, IT IS A SOCK! A ####ING sock!!!! You MOTHER ####ERS!!! :shakesfist: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!"